This is a one shot I did while I was listening to the song "Hello Miss lovely (So you like my jeans?)" by Little Man Tate. It's quite a good song, go listen to it. Also, review this story after you read it.
I think that Alucard and Integra are way out of character, but I've been wrong before. Someon tell me if I am or not now. I thought it was a cute fun sort of story anyway.
Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing was wearing jeans. She had very little good things to say about jeans. They made your bottom look much to round and they were tight and constricting. She did not like jeans. Integra bent over the map and marked a spot on it. Ashes dropped onto her map from her cigar. She frowned and swept the ashes away with her hand, looking over her map once again.
"My, my, my," a smooth voice said from behind her.
Integra set her cigar in the ashtray and turned to look at the vampire, who had his head tilted to the side. He smirked. Was he really admiring her butt? Was he really? Of all the things! Integra fumed. "What? What? What?" Integra commanded of her vampire who only smiled and gave a laugh at his master.
"You're wearing jeans," he said and nodded to her pants. "They look very nice."
"Ugh. No they do not, Alucard," she said and turned back to her map.
"You look sexy," he said and Integra spun around to glare at the beast before her.
"WHAT?" she demanded of her pet. He looked nonchalant with a smirk and a chuckle. Integra stormed up to him, poking him in the chest as she did. He backed up and fell into a chair still smirking at her. Integra brought a foot up and set it between his thighs on the chair, placing her hands on her hips. "If I EVER hear those words come from that filthy maw of yours you will have all of your teeth permanently removed! Am I clear, vampire?" she shouted at the man before her, her face up in his to make her anger more obvious.
"Ah, but Master, you do look quite exquisite in such clothing," Alucard reached out and took the fabric in his fingers, his other hand moving to the small of her back. He pulled her forward a bit more and he kissed her hard on the lips. Integra pulled away and slapped him across the face.
"You dare!" she shouted and he chuckled at his master. He took her wrists in his hands and pulled her into another jaw breaking kiss. Integra struggled for a moment before finally consenting to the monster below her and in turn kissed him back. When they finally let go of each other's lips she glared at him.
"Hello, Miss Lovely," Alucard smirked.
"So you like my jeans?"