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Joined May 12, 2012, id: 4001813, Profile Updated: Apr 18, 2018
Author has written 18 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events.

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I hope you enjoy my stories!

Finished:

I Will Love You As: A Violaf Rose Veins and Brandy Rings Poison Darts Blossom Bitter

In Progress:

The Concerned Caretakers As The World Goes On Its Wicked Way Smoke From This Altar

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In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 214,950 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: Apr 25, 2020 - Published: Aug 7, 2005 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Draco M.
Untouched by AnetteS reviews
She lost her faith. He had little to begin with. Now she is facing a chance to live, but without almost everything she was taught to rely on. Magic. A story of healing, love, and two people desperately in need of both. SS/HG. HEA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,878 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 830 - Updated: Jul 24, 2016 - Published: Jul 31, 2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Unexpected Side Effect of Draught No 9 by lovetoseverus reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts is over, Harry Potter feels restless and dazed by life, and struggles to find his path amid a sea of guilt and other demons of war. Who is he now if not The Chosen One? Help comes in the form of an unexpected friend, and an even more unexpected potion. Adventure, drama, romance, fantasy, hurt/comfort, humor, first time. Slash, SS/HP, brief CW/HP, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 192,786 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 579 - Updated: Nov 26, 2015 - Published: Mar 29, 2009 - [Severus S., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Taxi Driver by dolokhovian reviews
Violet Baudelaire finds herself washed upon the shores of Briny Beach—the very place where her misfortune started. Her ship has crashed. Her family is nowhere in sight. And then comes the taxi driver.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,457 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: Sep 2, 2014 - Published: Jul 2, 2012 - Violet B., Lemony S.
My Blushing Bride by AnnaWatermelon reviews
The kind of fanfic that's been done a million times. Violet signs the marriage document with her right hand, she's legally married to Olaf, etc etc etc. Violaf. Enjoy.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: Jan 26, 2014 - Published: Dec 22, 2013 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Wherefore Art Thou Lampwick? by LuckyDuck932 reviews
Lampwick's Drama class is putting on Romeo and Juliet and to his horror he is cast as the lead. Cue the kids laughing about howe "perfect" it is due to Lampwick sharing the same name as his character. If bringing attention to his real name -ugh- wasn't bad enough, he has a lot of lines to learn! Well, at least he has Pinocchio. Written for the Disney Kink Meme. SLASH! Modern AU.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: Mar 20, 2013
Unquestionable Love: The Prequel by CRMediaGal reviews
The beginnings of an unconventional relationship between a professor and his student are tested by war, secrets, prejudice, and perseverance. Epic novel with angst, drama, and blossoming romance. Prequel to Unquestionable Love. HBP to Post-Hogwarts era. ***A REVISED (and MUCH BETTER) version of this story will be made available soon at www (dot) crmediagal (dot) com***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 510,551 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 664 - Updated: Jan 10, 2013 - Published: May 9, 2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tower, Tower by Bainaku reviews
When a mysterious assassin threatens to kill off all the royalty in Ooo, Princess Bubblegum calls upon the services of a legendary knight to protect her kingdom. AU.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,149 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 413 - Updated: Jul 5, 2012 - Published: Dec 21, 2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
The Cupcake Conundrum by True Blue Fool reviews
Dumbledore decides to hire a fanfiction author for the Muggle Studies position. Snape uncovers the next great threat to the wizarding world. One-shot, AU, crackfic. Features Paranoid!Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: Feb 1, 2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Watch It Work by Bainaku reviews
Marceline wasn't always a problem.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 65 - Updated: Oct 8, 2011 - Published: Oct 5, 2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
Experiment by Bainaku reviews
"Marceline tastes like dusk, like violet stormclouds and thunder and lunar eclipses and tree branch shadows scuttering over windowpanes and words, so many words never written down in books, geez no."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 59 - Published: Sep 30, 2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Linger by Bainaku reviews
Marceline's got a few questions about that shirt.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 21 - Published: Sep 27, 2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Empty Pages by l0velyfe reviews
"I know what love looks like. I've seen it in Hermione's eyes when she looks at Ron. That's how he looked at you." Harry sets off to speak the words that were left unsaid. But how much has Draco changed in nearly two years? /M-rated Drarry/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,622 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Updated: Sep 16, 2011 - Published: Aug 22, 2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
More Than Meets the Eye by l0velyfe reviews
Post-final battle. Harry is laden with the guilt of those who perished for him. One who was thought to be dead survived. Can Harry trust his cracked heart in the hands of a man whom he once hated? /Warnings: Snarry, rated M for sexual content/ COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,847 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 162 - Updated: Aug 17, 2011 - Published: Jul 31, 2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Only Fools Rush In by True Blue Fool reviews
Ten years after the fall of Voldemort, Severus' life has fallen into a routine, and he can almost believe that he can find happiness in normalcy. Until he can't. A sequel to Art of Potions, but can be read alone. *On Hiatus*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,085 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 103 - Updated: Aug 16, 2011 - Published: Jul 5, 2011 - Severus S.
The Art of Potions by True Blue Fool reviews
When an artist from Snape's past returns, he starts to see a lot of things in a different light. Including one Harry Potter. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,794 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 350 - Updated: Jul 1, 2011 - Published: Jan 15, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Aftermath by Ms.Freestyle reviews
Harry wants to know why Snape kissed him before the final battle. One-shot Snarry Post Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 43 - Published: Jul 23, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chance by Ms.Freestyle reviews
The entire Great Hall watched in awe as Snape knelt before Harry and presented to him his Valentine gift. “For you, Mr. Potter.” One-shot Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 52 - Published: Jun 28, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Won't You Please Stay With Me? by Ms.Freestyle reviews
Before his 40th Bday, Snape must acquire a potential spouse before the Ministry arranges one. Of all the people, he chooses Harry. Everyone seems to think it’s a great idea, except Harry. Can Snape woo Harry’s love before it’s too late? SSHP Slash COMPLET
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,136 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 749 - Updated: Jan 10, 2008 - Published: Oct 1, 2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 830 - Updated: Aug 12, 2007 - Published: Jun 24, 2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crash Boom Bang by Steppenwoelfin reviews
PreHBP. After Voldemort's downfall, Dumbledore offers Harry the DADA position at Hogwarts. A matured Harry accepts the job only to encounter detested Severus Snape. Is it too late for reconciliation...or for...more? Snarry fic. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,989 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 305 - Updated: Jun 20, 2007 - Published: May 2, 2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Real Stars Dying by Dollfayce reviews
Violet and Olaf, talking on the boat, before it all goes down. So to speak. VioletxOlaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: Nov 9, 2006 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Veritas Vos Liberabit by StarryGazer reviews
Slash. SSHP. A humorous take on a ‘cliché’ fic idea. Harry is just about to graduate from Hogwarts, and there are some things that Severus DOESN'T want to get off his chest. Unfortunately, he doesn’t get much of a choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 59 - Published: Feb 10, 2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Master Plan by StarryGazer reviews
SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don't match-I'll fix it someday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,919 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 245 - Updated: Jun 28, 2004 - Published: Apr 11, 2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To my Kind Editor by blissfully ignorant reviews
Lemony Snicket finds evidence that his beloved Beatrice is still alive somewhere. morp.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Jul 12, 2003 - Published: Jul 9, 2003
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Smoke Signals
Violet finds Olaf on the shore of a reservoir, burning the Baudelaire fortune.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: Apr 28, 2020 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Solitude & Other Open Wounds reviews
Before Olaf had stolen her away, she was prim and quiet and smart. Composed. Nothing at all like the creature she feels herself to be now - merciless, shattered, possessive, her focus on only Olaf and how best to please him. / A closed door leaves Violet hurt and confused on the floor of their swanky hotel room. Her continued isolation causes a destructive internal spiral. Violaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Apr 15, 2020 - Published: Apr 6, 2020 - Violet B., Count O.
In Memoriam reviews
A found family celebrates their favorite villain's birthday, much to his displeasure. Mentions of violaf. Complete.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: Mar 13, 2020 - Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B., Count O. - Complete
Whatever Gods May Be reviews
Six months after Violet Baudelaire dies, she shows up in his apartment.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Mar 11, 2020 - Published: Jan 30, 2019
Last Chance reviews
Bruised, broken, and utterly alone, Violet enters the Last Chance General Store. Violaf. One-shot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: Nov 9, 2019 - Published: Oct 16, 2019 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Carnage reviews
Violet Baudelaire appears at an opera house with a box of poison darts. A one-shot. Violaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jan 21, 2019
Dysfunction reviews
("Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling."- O.W.)
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: Nov 19, 2018 - Violet B., Count O.
Reunion reviews
A traitorous Violet Baudelaire is called to watch over a sickly, freshly-captured Olaf. One-shot. Violaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: Sep 23, 2018 - Violet B., Count O.
Smoke From This Altar reviews
("You are young and broken. I could eat you whole.") Violet Baudelaire, recently orphaned, meets a secretive man in the Eliade Cathedral. Everything goes downhill from there. Rated M for smut and foul language.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,529 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: Jul 30, 2018 - Published: Jan 13, 2018 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Rubiate reviews
Olaf and Violet suffer together during a confrontation in the arboretum. One-shot. Rated M for smut and dubcon.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jul 17, 2018 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Only A Matter Of Time reviews
Hypnosis in Violet Baudelaire reveals certain secrets he had not prepared for. Ones that will make his wretched schemes much, much easier. Rated M, absolutely, for smut, dubcon, and immoral degeneracy. You've been warned. Complete. Violaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jun 26, 2018 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
As The World Goes On Its Wicked Way reviews
A repetition, of sorts. (a small glimpse into the lives of V and O after I Will Love You As)
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: Nov 22, 2017 - Published: Dec 28, 2016 - Violet B., Count O.
Blossom reviews
He has seen this young woman blush hundreds of times throughout their years together, has seen embarrassed, aroused, delighted- but never has he seen her red with shame.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jan 24, 2017 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
I Will Love You As: A Violaf reviews
Of course, Violet didn't know it yet, but the house was relatively safe. Besides a rickety bookshelf, a lecherous captor, mind tricks, peppermint, French food, anagrams, codependents, poems, secret visits, psychology books, poison darts, only one bed, a skylight, tea, secret letters, root beer floats, matches, guilt, and loving parents.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,976 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 93 - Updated: Dec 28, 2016 - Published: May 29, 2012 - Violet B., Count O., Lemony S. - Complete
The Concerned Caretakers reviews
Beatrice and Bertrand Baudelaire watch seventeen-year-old Violet mingle at a VFD party. They quickly become concerned. Violaf!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,589 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: Dec 6, 2016 - Published: May 25, 2013 - Violet B., Count O.
Poison Darts reviews
On the night Count Olaf's parents are murdered, Beatrice Baudelaire meets with a certain Snicket in a crowded opera house.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: Oct 12, 2015 - Complete
Rose Veins and Brandy Rings reviews
When Count Olaf is younger, much younger, he cannot quite control his disgust for murder. This is how he prevents the Baudelaire mansion from burning, the first time.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 26, 2015 - Violet B., Count O., Beatrice - Complete
Bitter reviews
Sometimes, when he is alone, Count Olaf will consider time. Violaf. AU.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 13, 2013 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete