Low self-esteem? Sign up for the Decepticons' patented cure: seduction! Now comes in two flavors: coaxing and claiming.

Jazz: he is beauty, he is grace, he is staring at that bumper yet again. (Pt. 19: Well, he's not dead yet.)

Perfect job. Perfect husband. Perfect life. She thought she had it all, until everything came crashing down. Dean AmbrosexOCxJohn Cena.

Sequel to Thick As Thieves. When Operation: Zero Tolerance turns into a full-fledged mutant hunt, Remy must use all of his resources to keep the X Men safe while they search for a way to bring Bastion down.

"Or, in the case of Ambrose, go out to Vegas and get wild." Ambrose/OC.

Random one-shots from G1 to Movie 'verse. Ch51- Parallelism: Rescue Bots, Blurr has trouble adjusting to his new life.

Sometimes two mechs light the world brightly on their own, but still stronger together. An anthology of my shorter ProwlxJazz one- and two-shots, universe varies, still updating to match recent additions to LiveJournal. Part 11: Overcharged

Legends abound of modern-day Robin Hoods that appear at night. They slay the foot soldiers of The Establishment and rescue those being mistreated. No one knows their names. But everyone knows they're out there. Watching. AU

A.k.a. the Curious Incident of Too Many Prowls. Starscream will never look at Prowl the same, but neither will Smokescreen.

Five times AJ Lee was caught watching the members of the Shield, and the one time that one of the Shield was caught watching her.

Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?

G1: So Wheeljack accidentally set Sideswipe on fire once. But it wasn't really fire. And it was sort of Prowl's fault too. (oneshot)

Jazz knew having a Crime Boss for an Ex would come back to bite him in the aft...

When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]

She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.

28s meme with Vortex, the crazy Combaticon 'copter. Sometimes efficient, often delusional, always off-kilter, Vortex faces down Autobots, Decepticon betrayal, and most dangerous of all, himself.

They hated him. They hated him because he was who he was and that he was where he was because of it. Yes, they hated Prowl. That was, until he was gone. Mentions of slash, violence and death. Slight AU. Prowl glorifying.

This series is going to be a bunch of one-shots and drabbles related to my story, Diabolicae Foedus. Currently: Curiosity kills. SG AU. RnR.

Crack fic. Ratchet is appalled by Carly and Spike's lack of understanding of her own anatomy and decides to give a much needed lesson.

Punk/OC. Approximately 6,000 words. Focuses on moments between CM Punk and an OC. Oneshot.

Ratchet embarks on the adventure of his life when he becomes attending physician to a pregnant Carly.

Megatron has wanted Prowl in his ranks for a long time now... Some mechxmech, Prowl/Jazz, Prowl/?

Sometimes, Jazz's inability to turn down a challenge can get him into very interesting situations. Pleasant, but interesting. SLASH

Megatron and Starscream. Alone together. In a cell. For several weeks. Deprived of the chance to kill each other, they may learn a few things that they really needed to know. G1 AU. EDIT: Tenses fixed.

Skyfire's crash had not been as accidental as they all thought. G1, mentions of one-sided Skyfire/Starscream

He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.

The Decepticons discover the latest Autobot propaganda campaign.

G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.

The war is over, the Autobots victorious. But a young Autobot Seeker will soon discover that there is more to the Decepticon slaves, and to himself, than meets the eye.

A short fight scene, some psychological screwing, Vortex being Vortex and Arcee being creeped out.

A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...

Barricade tries to explain Black Friday to a cluster of dronelings. It does not go well. Oneshot for your holiday fun!

Starscream, captured by Autobots, spends time with a linguist. This is my very first fanfic, so it's a little...wobbly. Now divided into slightly more manageable chapters!

Nightwind attempts to write Things What Are Short. So, I give you vignettes starring Prowl and Sunfall, my wacky OC. Will contain: Fluff! Romance! Angst! Drama! Humor! Bickering! Will eventually have various ratings, but family-friendly-ish for now.

2007 Movieverse retelling. What if.... what if things had been different? What if not everyone was on the side they should be on? And what if that perfect partner was already out of reach? Sucks don't it?

Two combiner teams – Autobot and Decepticon – receive gifts from the same person, but under very different circumstances.

G1, oneshot. Starscream defected to the Autobots for Skyfire. Wheeljack remembers the events that followed, and a conversation he had with Sparkplug. Monologue style.

Based off Skippy's List. 213 things Skywarp is not allowed to do anymore, or else not allowed to even attempt, no matter how appealing it may seem. Story has been abandoned and may never be updated.

Springer decides to make a game of "Confess or Obey" more interesting. It quickly backfires on him. From a SpringKink prompt: Competetiveness; forfeits of a sexual nature - "Haha, you got spanked!" Slight, antagonistic, un-admitted-to Prowl/Springer.

This is what happens when a fan gets ideas of her own... Based on Ajremix's crack pairing, I give you a lot of sentences of SandstormxFireflight love spawned by my own mind...Chapter 12: Theme Set Blue

Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?

Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."

slash - sequel to 'Crash and Burn' - There are days when Soundwave wonders why, exactly, he thought cassettes were a good idea.

G1, slash - There's nothing more pesky than an enemy that just won't let you die.

IDW 'verse. Various drabbles for the most badass strike force the Autobots have to offer: The Wreckers.

G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.

G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.

In the aftermath of a mission gone wrong Prowl suffers the consequences of neglecting his health while in the company of Jazz, the Twins and the Wreckers.

Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.

G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.

Even the most iron control can be broken, and strongest will to endure can reach its limits. Everyone, even Prowl, sometimes just needs to get away from it all.

A curious question, served with numerous bottles of wine, lead to interesting answers and bizarre conversation.

G1, S2 - A domestic abuse charity ask Jazz to help them reach out to Starscream. Implicit slash, explicit violence.

Skywarp and Thundercracker catch an Aerialbot out by himself and decide to have a little... fun. Rated for non explicit jetsmut. Oneshot.

G1. All Combaticons hate Starscream... with one exception. Starring: Starscream, Vortex, restraints and knives. And Decepticon creepiness.

One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.

[COMPLETE] Written with Lori McDonald. When Bobby falls in love with a thief woman, he has to go to a man he hates for help to get her... Gambit.

In his home country of Latveria, it's Doctor Doom who is the hero, and Reed Richards who is the villain... Rating is for sexual content.

G1. Can you ever really forget what you just can’t remember? Often the past springs up where one least expects it to. Often a secret too large for one person cannot be kept. Sequel and conclusion to ‘No Longer Mourn’ and ‘Thou Art Too Dear.

G1. All too late, one realizes the impact his best friend had on his life. Saying goodbye is never easy. Especially when you've never had to before. Or thought you'd have to.