Hey guys. Long time no login. Welcome to Crap I Wrote In High School, where everything's made up and the A/Ns don't matter.

As you might've guessed from the date of my last upload, I don't use this place anymore. And unfortunately, despite promises to both my regular readers and myself, I just couldn't finish the few stories I left in progress. If you were (or are) one of my readers, I'm very sorry about that, believe me. I really did want to finish them. They're just not in me anymore, a lot of life has happened since I last wrote for them (I graduated college, what??), and I finally had to admit it wasn't happening.

I still get notifications every time one of you adds or reviews me, and I still really, really appreciate them. Every single one. So thank you. I love knowing that people are still discovering and enjoying these stories I put so much time into.

If you like me and my stuff, there's two pieces of good news:

1. I'm leaving all of it here indefinitely. Re-read it again and again. Laugh, cry, cringe at my eighth-grade prose. Go wild.
2. I'm still around! Any recent work I feel like sharing gets published at AO3 under the name Aud_McCartney, and for more creations/my general stream of consciousness, you can find me on Tumblr at deepfriedtwinkie.

Alright, that's it for me. Have fun reading, because I definitely had fun writing. Peace.