AN: …my brain does some random things sometimes… and this is one of those random things

Disclaimer: I do not own the book or the movie… or IM for that matter… but that doesn't stop me from daydreaming being part of the Princess Bride

Swrdsmn1-Inigo Montoya

2mnyfingrs-Count Tyrone Rugen (aka the man with six fingers on his right hand)

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: …who?

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is INIGO MONTOYA. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: ...have I met u bfore?

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. U KILLED MY FATHER. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: …oooooooh, ur that Spanish brat from all those years ago

2mnyfingrs: there is no way u cn kill me

Swrdsmn1: …

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 DIE!!!!!

2mnyfingrs: riiiiight, i beat u last time what makes u think u cn beat me now?

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: r u an idiot or something?

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: is that srsly all u cn say?

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: HELLOOOOOO!!!!!! is nebody there!?!?!

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: u cn stop saying that now

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: srsly… u rly cn

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: …um stop already

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!! U CN STOP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: WHAT THE HELL IS UR PROBLEM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Swrdsmn1: hello. my name is inigo montoya. u killed my father. prepare 2 die.

2mnyfingrs: enough alrdy, im blocking u

Swrdsmn1: …i wouldnt do that if i were u…

2mnyfingrs: WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Swrdsmn1: i have a missile, armed n ready, aimed ur castle

2mnyfingrs: what…?

2mnyfingrs: WAIT!!!! DONT FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Swrdsmn1: how will you stop me?

2mnyfingrs: i'll give u nething

Swrdsmn1: nething?

2mnyfingrs: yes, nething

Swrdsmn1: will u give me money?

2mnyfingrs: yes

Swrdsmn1: will u give me power?

2mnyfingrs: yes

Swrdsmn1: will u give me ur castle?

2mnyfingrs: YES

Swrdsmn1: Will u b my sex slave?

2mnyfingrs: YES!!!!!!

2mnyfingrs: WAIT NO!!!

Swrdsmn1: …?

2mnyfingrs: let me think about it

Swrdsmn1: …

2mnyfingrs: fine i'll do it

Swrdsmn1: good boy

Swrdsmn1: then… GIVE ME BACK MY FATHER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Swrdsmn1:*fires missile*

2mnyfingrs: WAIT!!!!! IM NOT READY 2 DIE YET!!!!!!!!

2mnyfingrs: I NVR WROTE MY WILL!!!!!

Swrdsmn1: I told u 2 prepare to die… idiot

AN: Look! I finished a FF!!!!!! *happydance*