Hi, my name is Batman! Come see my new movie, starring me, Batman! It's really cool cuz it's about Batman!

Live for today but long for tomorrow.

Remember, Remember, the Fifth of November
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot
I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason
should ever be forgot...

Homepage: Uhm...here?

Name: Who is but the form following the function of what. And what I am is a writer behind a screen.

Age: Feeling old.

Favorite Colour: White, Red, Pink, Black

Family: A lot of bats...

Hobbies: Snowboarding! Reading, watching movies, looking at beautiful art. A slight tendency to research anything that catches my interest. Paintballing. Losing money at Craps, winning money at Texas Hold'em. Oh, and writing. And now I'm addicted to cosplay! (strange I know)

Favorite Anime: Code Geass, Shugo Chara, Naruto (before the epic failure that is Kishimoto screwed it up) , DeathNote, Ghost in the Shell (Original movie and SAC), Cowboy Bebop

Favorite Movie: Wow, way too many to list. I guess I just have to cut the list down to the ones I can think of off the top of my head. Batman Begins! V for Vendetta, 3:10 to Yuma, Die Hard quadrilogy, Alien, Aliens, The Notebook, Moulin Rouge (absolutely adore the soundtrack), Black Hawk Down, Collateral, Schindler's List, Terminator, T2: Judgement Day, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Godfather, Scarface, and more that I can't think of.

Music: Nirvana, UVERworld - Color of the Heart, The Real Folk Blues, Namie Amuro - White Light/So Crazy, Elton John - Your Song, Nickelback - Faraway/Photograph, Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird

Obsession: Kallen Kouzuki/Stadtfeld, Lelouch Lamperouge, C.C., Cornelia, Naruto, Sakura, snowboarding, cosplay!

I'm quite a temperamental person. In otherwords, I have a really short fuse. My interests in things changes quite quickly as well, but when I get into something, I tend to immerse myself in it completely. As of now (and before in my life) I'm re-introducing myself into the world of writing, all the while wondering why I gave it up in the first place. Hopefully I can make amends for that and actually create a feasible plot for a story instead of the harebrained schemes I usually concoct.

Totally addicted to Naruto fanfics at the moment, and pretty much only NaruSaku at that. I despise seeing Sakura with anyone other than Naruto. I also hold an intense hatred for the character of Sasuke, seeing as he's nothing but a one dimensional selfish arrogant deus ex machina. Nothing like the all powerful plot armor to save an otherwise completely weak willed and useless character. That being said, I don't believe in totally character-bashing regardless of my views of said characters. I have read a few (only a handful, probably less) stories where the writer was actually able to portray Sasuke in a positive and effective light and in those stories, I can find myself actually liking him. I will not character bash needlessly in any of my stories, and I may even write Sasuke as not a complete douchebag if I get the urge to.

I'm not really sure what else I should be writing in here so let me simply add that it is my very good honor that you have taken an interest in me and I hope you like my writing.

Notes: Well, I suppose I must apologize dearly for not updating my story as often as I have promised and intended to. I seem to have been struck with the strangest case of writer's block as I constantly have ideas, including a pretty rough outline for the next chapter but as of yet, I'm dissatisfied with what I've been able to write out. I've been reading a lot of other people's stories, and as such, my own emotions seem to be in a constant state of flux making my writing of the characters in my story seem a bit off and out of character for what I intend them to be. But anyways, I just wanted to let you know that I am still working on A River Flows in You, and I hope to get the new chapter up soon.

Update 6/7/08: Yo. Well, I'm technically still alive, though I have doubts as to why I should be. Got mono this year, an eye infection, 4 parking tickets, a speeding ticket, a stop sign ticket, jury duty, totaled my car, another car accident (minor) the week after I totaled my car, and school is retarded. A good year so far, definitely a good year. And on top of that, Naruto the manga has pretty much lost my interest. It has devolved into such utter crap I find it amusing that for a time I started reading to see how far down the shtter it could go. Apparently it hasn't stopped.

On another note, I'm getting pretty sick and tired of the NaruSaku stories that have been popping up. Even now, on the first page of the filter, it seems like more than 6 stories (I didn't bother counting them all because I didn't bother reading most) are the typical fangirl gibberish that so many retards, I'm sorry to say, spout out like an overflowing septic tank. The sheer amount of Sakura is a w h o r e stories amaze me. It also amazes me that word is censored. Anyways, too many stories involve Sakura going out with Sasuke, sleeping with Sasuke, sleeping with every guy in the town, a bajillion other guys, the town donkey, whatever, and then she gets with Naruto, and it really is getting old. From reading the first 2 paragraphs of a majority of these stories I can already tell the ENTIRE plot and story that drives most of this SasuSaku drivel that's masquerading as a different story. It completely astounds me how much of the actual 132 pages that there are in the filter are actually filled with this shit.

What is it about the Naruto storyline that makes everyone think that he should pretty much be leftover meat? Second course? Is this what you deluded 12 year old fangirls think a real relationship is about? How many friggin stories involve Sakura going out with Sasuke, suddenly deciding she's secretly in love with Naruto since forever, breaking up with Sasuke and then getting with Naruto in THE SAME DAY. Oh, might I add that this is the day after she SLEPT with Sasuke's socially retarded ass. I honestly wonder what people's perceptions are on marriage and relationships nowadays considering how many stories revolve around cheating, sleeping around, being in a commited relationship with people you don't love, etc. I understand that divorce rates are up, and really, finding a happy love life nowadays is rare, but wow. The fact that so many of you seem commited to these types of stories and even find it romantic is the thing I find most bizarre. I don't know about you, but if someone cheated on me, I don't think I'd take them back over a "Oh I'm so sorry, blah blah blah." Especially IF I had known this person most of my life. Anyways, I'm pretty much ranting and not even in any structured order now but I'm pretty sure you got my point. You people are fucking dumb. Thank you.