Former names:

Lowland Warrior (2012-2019) - A name so tacky yet needed so long to be replaced. You'll be missed!

Until I can think of good things to add to my profile page, I can humor you with is this little Total Drama character meme!

Alejandro:

( ) You're Latino
( ) You have an annoying older sibling
( ) You're evil
( ) You fall for Kings/Queens Bee
( ) You're the Arch Villain
( ) You're manipulative
Count: 0

Beth:

( ) You are a wannabe at sometimes
( ) You have a best friend (In this context, I treat IRL friends)
(X) You wear/used to wear braces
( ) Singing is one of your hobbies
( ) You easily fall for the eye candy
( ) One of your favorite colors is pink
( ) You work on a farm
Count: 1.

Bridgette:

( ) You surf
( ) You're a vegetarian
(X) You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(X) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you (You mean it isn't to some people?!)
( ) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
( ) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
(X) You get along with everybody (While everybody is an overstatement, there are few people that bother me!)
( ) Everything should be natural to you
Count: 3

Cody:

( ) You love technology
( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
(X) You are a quick healer
(X) You easily get sun burn (Quicker than I want to)
(X) You have a gap between your front teeth (Small one)
(/) A poor diet scares you (I'm not super focused on healthy superfood and that jazz, but I do take care to eat healthy nonetheless...)
( ) You play the keyboard
( ) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Count: 3.5

Courtney:

( ) You are/were a CIT
( ) You want everything right
(/) You get mad easily (Stomping mad is a big word, but I can get pretty frustrated indeed)
( ) Everything is important to you
( ) You are/were on the Student Council (The what? We don't have those here)
(X) Everything turns out wrong for you (Please see above as to what that results to!)
( ) You fall for the delinquents/criminals
( ) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 1.5

DJ:

(X) You love animals
( ) Everybody loves you
(X) You've been raised right
( ) Everybody is your friend
( ) You are most of the time happy
( ) You never get mad
( ) You get scared easily
( ) Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 2

Duncan:

( ) You have/had a Mohawk
( ) You've been to jail/prison
( ) You love skulls and crossbones
( ) You have piercings
( ) Green is one of your favorite colors
( ) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You pick on dorks
( ) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Count: 0

Eva:

( ) You often lift weights
( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
( ) You've been through anger management
( ) You are competitive
( ) You can lift anything
(X) Happiness is not your forte (That's not to say I'm never happy. Sobriety fits me much better!)
( ) You often don't fall in love too easily
( ) You're never happy
Count: 1

Ezekiel:

( ) You're homeschooled
( ) You're a sexist
( ) You have/had/wear a toque
( ) You often say "eh"
( ) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
(X) You pick your nose often (Not such a charming habit)
( ) You have no friends
Count: 1

Geoff:

( ) You love parties
( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You often make out most of the day
( ) You wear a cowboy hat
(X)You're the youngest sibling in your family
( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl”
( ) You are invited to all of the parties
( ) You skateboard
Count: 1

Gwen:

( ) You're goth
( ) You have highlights
( ) You wear blue lipstick
( ) You wear fishnets and black
( ) You make the first move
(X) Preppy things tick you off (Arrogance doesn't do you any grace in this society)
(X) Annoying things irk you up (Duh...)
Count: 2

Harold:

( ) You can be a pervert at some times
( ) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes”
( ) You're a dork
( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(/) You read comics (Do newspaper comics count? If not, then I used to read the Donald Duck weekly up until a few years ago. It did a good job raising me!)
( ) You breathe loud
(X) You get picked on most of the time (In high school I was a frequent target when someone hassled my friend group, probably because I looked like an easy pick)
( ) You save chewed gum
Count: 1.5

Heather:

( ) You're the Queen Bee
( ) You are/were a cheerleader
( ) You often lie about being nice sometimes
(X) You often get embarrassed sometimes
( ) Weird people make you mad
( ) You break couples up
( ) You often call people "losers"
( ) You are never trusted
Count: 1

Izzy/E-Scope

( ) You're crazy/psycho
( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
( ) You're a redhead
( ) Fire is your addiction
(X) You love acting silly (It's something I need to vent sometimes)
(X) You run a lot (Always with a reason though...)
( ) You want to be called by your nickname
( ) You've camped out in the woods
Count: 1

Justin:

( ) You're the eye candy
( ) People often stare at you
( ) People faint when they see you
( ) You lie to most people
( ) Beauty is a talent to you
( ) You once/often get photo shots
( ) You don't care about anything but beauty
( ) You're gorgeous
Count: 0

Katie

( ) You have a BFFFL
( ) You have big hips, but skinny body
( ) You're pretty
( ) You're often sweet
( ) You blush easily
( ) You wear pigtails
( ) You listen to Pop Music
( ) You're skinnier than your friends
Count: 0

Leshawna:

( ) You're the ghetto girl
( ) You wear baby T's
(X) You easily get ticked off (Easier than I like to admit)
( ) You love winning
( ) You have a great taste in style
( ) You know how to dance
( ) Rap is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You often wear hoop earrings
Count: 1

Lindsay:

( ) You are/were a blonde
( ) You're dumb
( ) You take Gymnastics
( ) Your boobs are big
( ) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
( ) You fall for the jocks
( ) Your eyes are blue
( ) Makeup looks pretty on you
Count: 0

Noah:

( ) You are a bookworm
( ) Your IQ is off the charts/high
( ) You're in Honors classes
( ) Sports aren't your forte
(X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky (People think I got a sharp wit)
(X) You're quiet (When not spoken to, I'm less likely to start talking)
( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
( ) You don't like parties
Count: 2

Owen:

( ) You're overweight
( ) You fart a lot
( ) You can burp the ABC's
( ) Everyone loves you
(X) You love adventure
( ) You're out of shape
( ) You love to eat
(X) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath (Or relevant people!)
Count: 2

Sadie

( ) You have a BFFFL
( ) You're chubby
( ) You cry without your best friend
(X) You accidentally do things wrong (Plenty of times)
( ) You do everything with your best friend
( ) You easily cry
( ) You love to squeal
Count: 1

Sierra

( ) You're obsessed with a cartoon
( ) You're in love with one person from this cartoon
( ) You're a stalker
( ) You name your pets with names in this cartoon
( ) You quote people from this cartoon easily
( ) People think you're a psychopath when someone is too nice for the one you love
( ) You know everything about cartoon you love
Total: 0

Trent

( ) You play/played the guitar
( ) You often wear green
( ) You've been heartbroken
( ) Your favorite number is 9
(X) You care for the people you love
( ) You're still looking for that special someone
(X) You act weird sometimes
( ) You easily fall in love
Count: 2

Tyler

( ) You suck at sports
( ) You often wear red
( ) You wear a head bandana
( ) You wear sweat clothes
(X) You're tall (That's relative. I'm 1.78, or 5.10'. Some foreign people think I'm pretty tall but here in the Netherlands, I feel like I barely grace the average height!)
(X) You have brown hair and brown eyes
(X) You have a fear of an animal (Wasps are the only thing that can unnerve me from the get-go.)
( ) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Count: 3

Anne Maria:

( ) You are from New Jersey
(/) You speak with an accent (Relative. I may have an accent when speaking to foreign people, but I don't generally have one. I do note I've started to speak local dialect though...)
( ) You add so much product to your hair
( ) You have/had a fake tan
( ) You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are
( ) You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself
( ) You wear a lot of make-up
( ) You can't sing
Count: 0.5

B:

(X) You don't talk much (Please see Noah for proper explanation!)
( ) You're a bit on the chubby side
( ) Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic
( ) You're skilled in mechanics
(/) You are embarrassed of your first name (It's a tricky one at times, I bet some of you will need practice to pronounce it, but legit embarrassment? No)
( ) You like using initials
( ) You have multiple items in your coat
(X) Every time you try to speak, you get cut off (Urgh!)
Count: 2.5

Brick:

( ) You/your family has a military background
(X) You follow a moral code (I'm a principle-bound guy)
(X) You are dedicated to protect friends and family
( ) You are rather athletic
( ) You STINK at fashion design
(X) You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others
( ) You're scared of the dark, as well as it's noises
( ) You have the "need to be dominated"
Count: 3

Cameron:

( ) You're under 100 pounds
( ) You have lived in a bubble
(X) You have overprotective parents (Use the singular though)
( ) You're not the most athletic person out there
(/) You're a bit nerdy (Only a bit)
( ) You can be counted as an "expendable player"
( ) You wore diapers until a late age
( ) (IF A GUY) You're mistaken for a girl
Count: 1.5

Dakota:

( ) You're addicted to fame
( ) You LOVE pink!
( ) You are a major fashion phonon.
( ) You usually wear sunglasses
( ) Your parent(s) are majorly rich
(X) You're attracted to nerds (I have a thing for the more homely looking girls.)
( ) You and your phone are inseparable
( ) You hate feeling sorry for others
Count: 1

Dawn:

( ) You are a wicca/witch
( ) You can read auras
( ) You love nature and communicating with animals
( ) You are very short
( ) You can levitate
( ) You know how to levitate
(X) You don't really care about money
( ) You are able to detect positive/negative energy
Count: 1

Jo:

( ) You're a tomboy
( ) You are EXTREMELY athletic
( ) You don't think anyone is better than you
(X) You aren't the most attractive person (Even if people think I'm not, humility serves you well!)
( ) You HATE the beauty queen
( ) You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin
( ) Your favorite accessory is a whistle
( ) (IF A GIRL) You're mistaken for a guy
Count: 1

Lightning:

( ) You talk in the third person
( ) You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes
( ) You tend to add something before words
( ) You're apparently attractive to the opposite gender
( ) You are an overachiever
( ) You have protein powder
( ) You believe in teams of one
( ) You often call people "losers"
Count: 0

Mike:

(X) You have a mental disorder (I promised myself I wouldn't beat around the bush, and I won't! I got brushes of autism.)
( ) You have said you are an actor
( ) You like two people at the same time
( ) You talk in your sleep
( ) You have a therapist/psychiatrist
( ) You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy
( ) You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel
(X) You're willing to risk your life for the one you love
Count: 2

Sam:

(X) You love video games
( ) You have embarrassed yourself on your only date
(X) You have cat-like reflexes (I have grabbed flies out of the air on several occasions!)
( ) You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league
( ) You are a couch potato
(X) You have a "circus thumb" (I like to think of it as 'having passed several stages of evolution'! :D)
( ) You sometimes speak in video-game talk
( ) You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode
Count: 3

Scott:

( ) You LOVE manipulating people
( ) You're a poser
( ) You like to whittle (I love whittled items though! So artisan!)
( ) Animals don't like you
( ) You don't like animals
( ) You have a lucky item
( ) You're a ginger
( ) You have freckles covering you
Count: 0

Staci:

( ) You have a long ancestry
( ) You are a compulsive liar
( ) You talk incessantly
( ) You are rather overweight
( ) You are annoying to most people
( ) You have trouble swimming
( ) You have been bald at one point
( ) You don't have many friends
Count: 0

Zoey:

( ) You wear stuff in your hair
( ) You're an only child
( ) You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends
(X) You like retro fashions/music (Not in the hipster context this trait is putting it though!)
( ) You enjoy the theater
(X) You have seen your crush go out with someone else (Right in front of me! D:)
( ) You are generally nice, but have a tough side
( ) Someone else has called you the "prettiest person in the group"
Count: 2

Amy:

( ) You're mean, bossy and aggressive
( ) You have a twin (or sibling) and is older
( ) You are manipulative
( ) If you need something, you'll do whatever you can to get it
(X) You've been tricked at least once (Oh so often!)
(/) You have a beauty spot mole (I used to. It was removed because it was on my cheek and thick hairs began growing out of it and it was gross!)
Count: 1.5

Beardo:

(X) You like music (So many different genres!)
( ) You know how to beatbox
( ) Others consider you annoying
(X) You're pretty quiet
( ) You are friendly (Not notably so...)
(X) You like making sound affects
Count: 3

Dave:

( ) You're a neat freak
( ) You have anger issues and you yell at people
(/) You're pessimistic (I prefer to call it realistic!)
(-) You have a crush on someone (Not that I'm fully aware of...)
(X) You love to get revenge sometimes (Only occasionally during online games, and then purely to send the message not to mess with me.)
( ) You've been dumped at least one
Count: 1.8

Ella:

(X) You like to sing (And hum, and murmur, and whistle. It's a bit of a tic)
( ) You are very sweet and kind
( ) You were banned from a mall
(/) You annoyed someone at least once (I without a doubt have)
( ) You're skilled in ballet
( ) Animals are charmed by you
Count: 1

Jasmine:
( ) You're very tall
( ) You like being in charge
( ) You encouraged someone to stand up for themselves
( ) People find you scary
( ) You were born in a different country (I suppose it means that you were born in a different country then you live in right now, in which case no.)
( ) You're claustrophobic
Count: 0

Leonard:

( ) You think you're a wizard
( ) You tried to cast a spell but it never worked
( ) You don't mean much
( ) Many people believe you're an actual wizard
( ) You're a proud LARPer
( ) You dress like a wizard
Count: 0

Max:

( ) You want to take over the world
(X) You're smart (Like Max, I'm not so bright though!)
( ) Your favorite word is "evil"
( ) You like technology
( ) You have a soft side
( ) You like nicknaming yourself
Count: 1

Rodney:

( ) You're trying to look for love
( ) You have more brothers than sisters
( ) Your love interest is not interested in you
( ) You get nervous around your love interest
(X) You're very nice (I'd almost feel guilty over swatting a fly!)
( ) You're from the country
Count: 1

Samey:

(/) You were called by a name you hate (At home, I'm more often called by any name but my own, but it's not that grating anymore really.)
( ) You have a twin and is younger (Neither. I'm not a twin, and I'm the runt myself.)
( ) You do someone else's bidding
( ) You learned to stand up to yourself
( ) You're more nicer than your sibling
(X) You find it hard to make friends (Not hard per se, but rather keeping one.)
Count: 1.5

Scarlett:

(X) You are quiet
(X) You are pretty smart (Not where it counts however!)
( ) You showed your true nature to someone
( ) You dislike being called a sidekick
( ) You pretended to be something you're not.
( ) You tie your hair back to keep it from going crazy
Total: 2

Shawn:

( ) You have a fear of zombies
( ) You've watched a ton of zombie movies
(X) You're loyal
( ) You once put someone else in danger
( ) You like to give advice (Quite contrary. I'm always afraid it'll turn out wrong!)
( ) You can fart with your armpit
Total: 1

Sky:

(X) You know more than one language. (If you consider I'm all writing this in a language that isn't my native tongue... other than Dutch, I can speak decent German and I finished a beginner course Russian)
(X) You're competitive (I can be...)
(X) You believe in teamwork
( ) You're very skilled in gymnastics
( ) You do weird things when you get nervous.
( ) You've dumped someone before
Total: 3

Sugar:

(X) You laughed at someone's misfortune (There's a difference between good-hearted 'OMG LOL he got hit on the head with a coconut' and dark 'Ha ha, your dog died'! I'm the former)
( ) You have a love for food.
( ) You're not as talented as you think.
( ) You're more into fiction than fact
( ) You want to be a pageant queen
( ) Sweet people piss you off
Total: 1

Topher:

(X) You're very lazy (Very is a big word though, but...)
( ) You're a huge fan of _
( ) You're sometimes self-centered
( ) You tried to steal someone else's job
( ) You don't make that much of an effort.
( ) You're loud
Count: 1