IMPORTANT! I apologise to all of the readers of Breaking News! for the repeated long hiatuses in the series' run. My co-author and I have been really busy for... well, these past few years, and we haven't had time to write much of anything. I really appreciate how nice y'all have been about it, and I hope that we'll be able to do some more, but I'm not sure how long this will run for.

Purged my profile (sort of) because most of the information was kind of derpy and extraneous. The information about me that's the most relevent to this account is that I'm a big fan of Harry Potter and I goof off a lot. Feel free to drop me a line!

Quotes:

--We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. (Mal Reynolds, Firefly)

--He's really very... gentle, and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends. (Simon Tam, Firefly)

--I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship — don't look at me. (see above)

--I think you just hit a nerve. Vorlons must owe them money or something. (Marcus Cole, Babylon 5)

--I don't want to get killed because of a typo, it would be embarrassing. (Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5)

--The true secrets, the important things. Fourteen words to make someone fall in love with you forever. Seven words to make them go without pain, or say good-bye to a friend who is dying. How to be poor. How to be rich. How to rediscover dreams when the world has stolen them. (Technomage, Babylon 5)

--There comes a time when you look into the mirror, and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors. (Londo Mollari, Babylon 5)

-- My blood is the same color as yours. And what I do, I do to protect Earth, same as you. You don't like how I do it, that's your prerogative. But there are things going on out there that you know nothing about. Threats to the human race that no one ever hears about, because we stopped them. There are dangers all around us. And whether you like us or not, we may be all that stands between you and the abyss. (Alfred Bester, Babylon 5)

-- The thing is: sometimes people walk away because they want to be alone, and sometimes they walk away because they want to see if you care enough to follow them into hell. (Michael Garibaldi, Babylon 5)

-- Big concerns grow from small concerns. You plant them, water them with tears, fertilize them with unconcern. If you ignore them, they grow. (Londo Mollari, Babylon 5)

-- It's not an excuse, sir; it's a frakking fact! (Felix Gaeta, Battlestar Galactica)

-- Which leads me to the inescapable conclusion that Cylons are, in the final analysis, little more than toasters... with great-looking legs. (Gaius Baltar, Battlestar Galactica)

-- "Out-of-the-box" is where I live. (Kara Thrace, Battlestar Galactica)

-- Bitch took my ride. (Kara Thrace, Battlestar Galactica)

-- I'm sorry I'm smarter than you. (Sharon Agathon, Battlestar Galactica)