Chapter 1: Socks
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. J.K. Rowling does, the lucky bugger.
Breaking news! Harry Potter, savoir of the wizarding world, has bought a pair of socks! When asked how he felt about this incredible event, he replied, "It's a pair of socks. How the /censored/ am I supposed to feel?" Clearly, he was so emotionally overcome by his purchase that he couldn't control his emotions.