Authors's Note: I'm writing this for my friend, Momo-sama, who is most likely cramming for finals tomorrow. GOOD LUCK, Momo!!! Ah ha ha ha ha… um, I guess this is whatI should be doing (studying for finals) but I have inspiration and… why let that go to waste?
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"God DAMMIT! Why don't you ever speak?! Are you, like, a robot or something?! Do you just go home, plug in, and charge up?!"
"If I was a robot, your incessent yelling would be bearable… Which it isn't."
"It was a rhetorical question, damn you."
"Don't use words you can't spell."
"Excuse me, sorry? Did you just say something? Oh, well, perhaps the reason I didn't hear is because I DON'T CARE!!!"
"That's illogical."
"You're illogical."
"… That doesn't even dignify a response."
"And yet you gave me one." /sigh/ "Doumeki, Doumeki… When will you ever learn."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"… SPEAK!!!…"
"I'm not a dog."
"I wish you were. Then I could put a choke-collar on you and tie you to a leash."
"… Sounds kinda kinky, Watanuki."
"DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, creepy bastard…"
"Why? I mean, if you're into that kind of stuff-"
"BUT I'M NOT!!!"
"-you could have just told me-"
"DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU I WASN'T INTO THAT TYPE OF STUFF!??! AND EVEN IF I WAS-"
"-and I might have been willing to try it out. First time for everything right?"
"… You would have been willing to-…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"………… WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"
"Keep your voice down. My ears hurt."
"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you- don't EVER say stuff like that again – I hate you, I hate you, I hate you – creepy bastard – I hate you, I hate you, I-"
"I know, Watanuki. I love you too."
"…"
"So, what do you say. Dinner then sex? Or just skip the dinner."
"…"
"I'm thinking more along the lines of dinner foreplay and then mindblowing, monumental sex."
"…"
"Sound good?"
"…"
"Watanuki?"
"…"
"… Watanuki?"
"…"
"…"
"… You know… I guess - just for tonight - …we could skip dinner. I mean, I had a large lunch and all, right?"
"…"
"Besides, I've always wanted to try giving a blowjob."
"…"
"I'm ambidextrous, you know."
"… Yeah… That sounds nice…"
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And then they continue to do hot, sweaty, FOR-ADULT'S-EYES-ONLY things to each other. All night. And even through breakfast. Which Watanuki never skips. Unless, of course, Doumeki's there. Because we all know Watanuki would rather eat Doumeki. Sexually. Yea…
Anyway, hope you enjoyed!!!
sayonara says the typing-cripple (I have an injured pinky and therefore have had a very difficult time writing this. You better damn well appreciate all of the pain I have had to go through just for you readers. Damn.)
Ja ne!
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