"UUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH" Welp...time to change my sheets...AGAIN! Fourth time this week... and its only Tuesday...

Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko. Now has a TVTropes Page! That needs to be updated!

Basically Futa Shego fucks Kim and then Anne nuff said. Oh yeah she ends up taking them away with her to Paris for "Sexy Fun" as one of you called it. Now featuring Gravity Rush characters! Why? Because I felt like it doy!

She had fallen through the veil of death, unaware of the path she was doomed to walk. It all seemed like fun and games at the start - another chance. She'd never been so wrong. OOC. fem!Harry. Lovecraftian Horror. Elemental and Black Magics. Femslash. Rated M for language, extreme violence, and mature topics.

Kirigaya Keiko was a fairly normal teenage girl, smarter than her classmates, a bit short tempered when she had to deal with concentrated idiocy, but for the most part, normal. The problem was her passion for gaming, and the desire to avoid all stereotypes involved with being a female gamer. So she always hid behind her male avatar Kirito, that is until SAO...thanks much Kayaba...

Without warning, the world changed in ways no Seer could predict. History erased. Maps rewritten. Modern life replaced by monsters, magic, and fantastical quests. Some people are happy with what the world has become, but others will stop at nothing to turn the clock back. Harry as a Final Fantasy–style adventurer, no game knowledge needed.

When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!

Naruko Uzumaki had led a life of loneliness and suffering ever since she was born. The village hates her very existence except for one person, Hiruzen Sarutobi. After a traumatic event, Naruko unlocked a unique ability. Taken under Hiruzen's wing, Naruko will become one of the most dangerous shinobi in the Elemental Nations. *dark!Naruko, Konoha Bashing*

There were only a few things in Harry Potter's life that were absolutes. He was the son of Lily and James Potter and that he was born male. What happens when he discovers the truth. AU Strong/Independent, Gender-Switch, Fem!Harry, Fem!Slash Mature Themes

Concerned when Hermione sleeps late, Harry decides to check on her and climbs the Gryffindor Girls' Stairs. This begins a journey of self-exploration and transition for Harry as she blossoms into her true self. Transgender Characters. Trans Girl!Harry Potter. [Sporadic Updates - Not Abandoned]

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

They are merchants, traveling through every country for herbs and weeds. Then... why did they die by the hands of Kekkei Genkai hunters? She's alone now, running in the woods. It's not that bad, especially if you can talk to animals. But she's been found by humans again and she just assumes the worst. It always works with humans. What is a ninja anyway? Starts slow but gets better

Naruto dies during the Wave mission and makes a deal with the Shinigami to get a second chance at life. After his rebirth he finally learns what a true shinobi is. Naruto Naruxharem. This is the rewrite, trust me this will be much better than the first.

Clarke comes home again, after being away for one and a half year in Paris. The plan was simple, three steps: 1. Come home 2. Avenge the death of many beautiful souls. 3. Forget the past and move on. Everything e has to learn to how to forgive and forget. The forgiving part comes easy. But how does she learn to forget, trust and love again? (Full summary inside)

"Well, well, well. Ms. Hermione Granger, as I live and breathe."

Harry Potter had won the war, it had been bloody, brutal, and in the end almost entirely pointless. Despite his influence nothing changed in their secluded society and eventually he just stopped caring. With Hermione's blessing he eventually decides to perform a ritual that jumps universes, and somehow ends up the caretaker of a female version of himself. Chaos, of course, ensues.

When Naruko was running from a Mob one night, her way of thinking changed drastically. Strong!Naruko (Not OP) VeryDense!Naruko (At first). Rated M for (some) swearing and to be safe. NarukoIno. Review if you wish. other pairings added throughout the series.

Arya Stark died, then she met Death's granddaughter at the crossroads. Said green eyed woman called herself Lillith, and gave Arya a choice, move on, or become the twin sister of Harry Potter and help him achieve his destiny. In exchange, when they eventually passed on the pair would be reborn as Eddard Stark's children once again, magic powers included. How could she say no?

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

I wasn't one to look in a gift horse mouth, thus when I received a second chance in the form of reincarnation... well I took it without looking back. Especially after I realized that I had something, or more like someone, to live for again. SIOC/OC-insert, twin-fic. Hiatus/Re-writing.

Some Cissamione snapshots, completely unrelated, plotless, and hopefully fun. This collection of snapshots is dedicated to the darling You-Know-Who-You-Are. Thank your for your lively irreverence, your admirable persistence, and your potentially unintentional hilarity. Would love to read your work someday. This will be marked as in-progress; I will keep adding to it.

Kurama's Yin and Yang chakra was sealed inside two babies; one being Naruto, the other is a HyūgaxUchiha's baby. I was inspired when I read that a child from the union of Hyūga and Uchiha will have sharingan in one eye, and byakugan in the other eye. Hope you enjoy reading this.

It's a mistletoe, people. Ya know where this is going. Belated xmas drabble that took a life of its own, and now I guess it's a one-shot.

After being entered into the triwizard tournament and coming out as a lesbian, to Harri Potter it feels like the entire world has abandoned her but when Fleur walks into her life things start looking up. Perhaps she doesn't need to be alone after all. Fem!Harry. Fem!Harry/Fleur

Slice of Life romcom about Naruto and Tayuya being in a relationship. Short sweet and fluffy chapters. Narutayu

Tayuya Self Insert Story, where I Yojimbra the great get hit by a truck and wake up as Tayuya. Now if only I can figure out how to survive the ninja world without dying that would be fantastic. This is going to be a lot harder than it looks, atleast I'm a cute girl! Tayuya x Fem Naruto cause views and other reasons.

Warning: Do not attempt to mess with a seal when you have no idea what the fuck the seal does. Results may include death, famine, apocalypse, gender changing, hyper-attachment, random personality changes, yandere, and tsundere personalities. Fem Sasuke. Crack. The result of staying up till four AM. Now with Bonus Tayuya DLC! Review now to get access to this wonderful cat girl!

He had no idea how she was alive, but damn did she make a convincing argument. Naruto x Tayuya. Basically sex and... actually just sex. Enjoy!

Kushina's body survived the night of Kyuubi's attack. It eventually ended up under the control of Orochimaru. When Orochimaru used the Five Pronged Seal on Naruto Kushina's spirit traveled back into her body. And she wants it back.

Harry is an Investigative Auror with a disturbing past. After the war, he finds himself in love with his best friend, but he decides not to act on his feelings due to her relationship with Ronald. Years later, he meets Hermione again and he finds her both abused and unhappy. Both escape to the past, trying to change the world for the better. Weasley, Snape and Dumbledore bashing...

Sequel to Sisters and Sisters II, read them first. Harriet Potter has been found. Komand'r (Blackfire) and the Titans are not amused. M for Language and violence. One-Shot. COMPLETE.

Fem-Naru/Fem-Kyuubi centric fanfic set in the Naruto universe. A genius at ninjutsu but with a weak body, when Naruko attempted a jutsu which went wrong, her body was duplicated, but her other self was not herself. Follow her and her second self as she grows in the ninja world and rises to the top in her village. Note: Don't own Naruto! Changed to M for violence, just in case.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!

A canon compliant story. They (Harry) are a metamorphomagus and happen to identified themselves as a girl. Because Hogwarts letter is for "Harry James Potter" they playacted as a boy to fit in but this situation ended in late 4th year (first chapter). "As yet I have no name" FemHarry Femslash Harmony Harry/Hermione MtF transgender Harry Metamorphomagus Harry Hufflepuff Harry. Enjoy

Rose (Female Harry) X Futa Witches. Don't like, don't read.

It all started while they were drifting in the Pacific Ocean and Alicia saw something familiar in a woman named Elyza Lex. or The one where Elyza Lex and Alicia Clark meet at the end of the world and things don't go smoothly until they do.

Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby

A kinky symbiote story featuring the cast of Batman. Rated M for sexual bits.

Tayuya's freedom rests on her ability to play the flute and keep the Kyuubi calm. If only the blond idiot that was it's jailor wasn't such an idiot things would go so much smoother. Naruto x Tayuya, Fluffy, Rated M for Tayuya.

A pervert is on the loose in Konoha! The slippery peeper has garnered so much attention that Tsunade got sick of the complaints and turned to the best possible shinobi she could entrust with the task of catching him. Jiraiya! Due to a misunderstanding, Naruto and some of his friends somehow get caught up for the ride. NaruIno

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

The letter changed it all for the orphaned, abused little runaway with the messy black hair and the green, green eyes. Cassie's life was going to change but with vengeful teachers, manipulative headmasters and an uncaring wizarding world would it be for the better. Dark but not evil or overpowered FemHarry, eventual Femslash. Pretty close to canon apart from the obvious.

Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?

The Chunin Exams are taking place once again and this time is different than the one they took before. However, it is the same as one in the past. Throughout these exams, two teenage boys will have to keep their secret from getting out.

Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children

She didn't expect to survive that fight. She didn't expect to get out from under the snake's thumb. She didn't expect to become best friends with a green-haired jinchūriki. And she *especially* didn't expect to find family in the shape of an excitable blonde boy. Tayuya-centric. Minor AU. Slow build.

Lock up your daughters Alicia Morgana Black, pureblood princess, lesbian seductress and psychotic murderer is coming to Hogwarts. Slightly AU. Very bad Blacks, grey Dumbles, clueless Harry. Femslash. Probably Alicia/GW but this may evolve later. Rated M due to violent and sexual situations although not explicit and some very bad language. Sorry I am who I am.

Naruto has always felt his chakra, and learned to harness it at a young age. Because of this Naruto flourishes instead of floundering. Even with the neglect, Naruto becomes a strong intelligent child. See how these changes ripple out. genius!Naruto trans!Naruto Fem!Naruto Chakra Chains and new techniques

Amy "don't call me Amaryllis" Potter never went to Hogwarts, but the Goblet of Fire makes her a compelled competitor in the Triwizard Tournament. Will three years of tutelage by the Dynamic Duo see her through the treacherous tasks? Will being Batgirl help her beat the villainous Voldemort? And what's with that bewitching yet bothersome, bushy-haired bookworm? Tune in to find out!

After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.

Naruto saved the world and several years later has achieved his lifelong dream. Having been Hokage for just a couple days, the Seventh is still taking it all in. One-shot A lil NaruIno but focused moreso on his bonds with people in general and his new status.

It's fifth year, Lillith Potter is already annoyed with Umbridge still being amongst the living and having to study for her OWLs when she receives a letter from the Ministry. She is required, by law, to marry a significantly older wizard to 'Preserve Her Bloodline' in a heavy handed attempt to control her future. More the fools are they. Dark Humor One-Shot.

AU Anko is pressed to finally take on her first Genin team at a crucial time just as the third Hokage is given an interesting arsenal to work against the threat of the Akatsuki.

Yule Ball Panic sequel: Jasmine Potter revealed her feelings to Hermione, who is willing to give dating a try; but wizarding culture won't tolerate witches as couples. How will they navigate love and a relationship while dealing with Voldemort, bigotry, and meddling old men? Includes growing power, new revelations, ancient conflicts, and hidden prophecies. fem!Harry; femslash; H/Hr

During the Wave mission, the truth is revealed to Naruto as the seal breaks. Naruko/Ino/Sakura

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

There are battles to be fought even in times of peace. How do you fight them when they're with yourself? Naruto x Ino

Naruto and his team passed their test, good right? Their genin now, but the bad thing he is strapped to the log post still. Female Sasuke. R&R. Enjoy! Two shot.

[Mercer/OC] Just taking place in a random day when Zeus was roaming the streets - Can't believe no one made this one before me, so I will create this piece of pwp, although maybe some plot will follow on further chapters.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Sakura has a Kekkei Genkai. Sakura-centric. AU.

Naruto being changed into a female kitsune by accident after the Kyuubi sucessfully breaks free of the seal. But what's this? Naruto ends up as the mate to the Kyuubi no Kitsune? How will Konoha handle this? FemNaruto x FemKyuubi

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Maybe godlike-Naruto. Naruto has had just about enough. Now everyone will see his true colors. Maybe a large harem. Second story so far. M for a reason, not for 18-year-olds. Sasuke-bashing. FemKyuubi FemHaku FemGaara FemDeidara Naruharem

Naruko left the village with someone who promised happiness, when she was only 6 years old. 6 years later she returns a broken girl who shows even less emotions than an Aburame. FemNaru/Hinata story.

What if Pein decided to believe in family more then he did about bringing peace to the world. See how this view will change the life of Naruto and the rest of the world. Stronger smarter Naruto, harem.

A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.

On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*

Fem/Naruto! Don't like? Don't read! Naruko, Konoha's secret gaurdian angel and mistress of mayhem Is embarking on the journy of a lifetime. bad at summeries, okay? No pairing as of yet, will most likely be F/F, but I could manage to throw a guy in their

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

See what happens when one little wish causes a whole lot of trouble NarutoXKyuubi