Hello fellow fanfiction junkies and welcome to my account!

I DO NOT OWN MY PROFILE PICTURE OR ANY OF THE COVER PICTURES FOR MY STORIES!

My real name is Brittany but feel free to call me whatever you want.

I am really into the Akatsuki and Akatsuki pairings so my stories will mainly revolve around them.

I am a HUGE Yaoi fan. (So expect many yaoi stories!) If you don't like yaoi or the Akatsuki then I suggest you go to another account because I love them and the majority of my stories will reflect that.

I will try my best to write a little bit of everything from a funny romance to a hate-filled angst. (Though I love Humor/Romance and Angst/Romance stories the most.)

I will try my best to update within a reasonable time frame, so please bare with me!

If I like 3 or more of your stories, (or 1 really freaking awesome one), then I usually add you to my favourite author list. (Explains why I have so many. :P)

I have no life and spend about 97% or more of my time on here so feel free to PM me if anyone wants to have a random (or serious if you prefer) conversations or if you wanna rp or something. I love to rp! Especially SasoDei/DeiSaso or Shizaya/Izuo. I also really like Shadilver, Bubbline, and GumLee rps as well.

Okay! Things you may or may not care to know about yours truly:

Age: 17

Sex: Female

Birthday: December 9th 1997

Eye colour: Brown

Hair: Currently half black with a red tent and half maroon (but my natural colour is dark brown)

Height: 5' 6"

Likes: the Akatsuki, Yaoi, art, candy, cherries and cherry flavoured things, COFFEE, dying my hair, cosplay, food, video games, movies, rainy or cloudy days, cuddling, sweets/sugar, funny people, cats, writing and reading fanfiction, SasoDei, etc.

Dislikes: 95% of the world's population (the other 5% are reading this :D), Sakura Haruno (that bitch should've died! Not our beloved 'Sori! Though I hate her, I do love to use her in my stories.), having social anxiety and BPD, (because both of which SUCK ASS.), writer's block (Need I say more?), and more stuff that I'm not going to bother mentioning because they don't matter and I don't want to seem hateful because I'm really not. I'm chill with just about anyone as long as you're chill with me. :)

My favourite musical: a tie between Next To Normal and Spring Awakening

My favourite movies are (No order): Pirates of the Caribbean, Sala Samobójców, Orphan, Lost in Paradise, Unborn, The Grudge, Iron Man, Batman, The Avengers, Thor, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, pretty much any Studio Ghibli film, Star Trek into Darkness, Saw (all of them), Final Destination (all of them), and honestly, this list could go on forever.

My favourite TV shows/series are (No order): Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Revolution, Days of our lives (soap opera), The Jeremy Kyle Show, Trisha, any court shows, Impractical Jokers, Adventure Time, Orange is the new black, Extreme Cheapskates, and Sonic X.

My 5 favourite video games (No order): Star Fox Adventures (GCN), any Pokemon games, Mario Sunshine (GCN), Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (GCN), and Donkey Kong Country 3 (SNES).

My favourite bands/singers at the moment are (No Order): Starset, Breathe Carolina, the GazettE, Good With Grenades, Hatsune Miku/Vocaloid, Simon Curtis, Submersed, Thousand Foot Krutch, RADWIMPS, 3OH!3, Pendulum, Nickelback, Neuroticfish, IOSYS, Chris Crocker, Breaking Benjamin, BEAST, Britney Spears, BOTDF, Hollywood Undead, Crush 40, Cobra Starship, and Eminem. Etc, etc.

My top 10 anime (No order): Naruto Shippuden, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Death Note, Vampire Knight, One Piece, Code Geass, Elfen Lied, Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate, Black Butler, and Durarara!!.

My OTP is SasoDei and DeiSaso

Some of my other favourite pairings:

Shizaya/Izuo

KakuHida

PeinKon

KisaIta

ZetTobi

Matt x Lewis (DWMC)

MattMello

SaiIno

ShikaTema

SasuNaru/NaurSasu

LLight/LightL

Fonnie

GumLee

Bubbline

Shadilver

Paul x Sonny (Days)

Kaito x Len

Miku x Luka

Mikuo x Luki

Steven x Wallace

Shizuka x Saeko

UlquiIchi/IchiUlqui

GrimmUlqui

HikaKaru

KaZe (Kaname x Zero)

SenRima

TakuSen/SenTaku

EnviEd

MinaKushi

AsuKure

SebaCiel

SebaGrell

SebaClaude

SebaUnder

AloCiel/CielAlo

SanZo (Sanji x Zoro)

Andley

Pairings I tolerate/think are adorable and/or hot:

MadaPein

PeinIta

HidaIta

PeinSaso

HidaSaso

HidaDei

PeinDei

TobiDei/ObiDei/MadaDei

HidaKona

NaruHina

NaruGaa/GaaNaru

SasuSaku

SasuHina

MadaKon

HidaHina

KibaNaru/NaruKiba

Pairings I loathe:

SasoSaku

DeiSaku

OroSaso

SasuDei/DeiSasu

Sakura X Any Akatsuki member

Akatsuki X OC

OroSasu

OroIta

OC x Cannon (I don't like OCs tbh)

Quotes!

Favourite quote: "Vincent Van Gogh used to eat yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him. Many people thought he was mad and stupid for doing so because the paint was toxic, never mind that it was obvious that eating paint couldn't possibly have any direct correlation to one's happiness, but I never saw that. If you were so unhappy that even the maddest ideas could possibly work, like painting the walls of your internal organs yellow, than you are going to do it. It's really no different than falling in love or taking drugs. There is a greater risk of getting your heart broken or overdosing, but people still do it everyday because there was always that chance it could make things better. Everyone has their yellow paint."

"If you pretend to feel a certain way, the feelings can become genuine all by accident." -Hei

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao Tzu

"You think you're special? You're not; everyone is the same. Everyone lies, everyone hides things. No one makes it through this life being completely honest." -Izaya Orihara

"It's kinda scary how much people trust me." -Izaya Orihara

"Dumbass! Anyone who calls you a dumbass is an even bigger dumbass, but since I already know I'm a dumbass, I'll say it again; DUMBASS!" - Shizuo Heiwajima

"Well, at first, I thought I slipped in the rain. Then I noticed all the blood gushing from my stomach and leg and realized I'd been shot." -Shizuo Heiwajima

"I'm off to Shinjuku to kill Izaya." -Shizuo Heiwajima

"If you want to continue escape from everyday life, you've no other choice but to keep evolving. No matter whether you're aiming higher or lower." -Izaya Orihara

"I'm also not kind enough to stop someone who wants to die." -Izaya Orihara

"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad; people are either charming or tedious." -Oscar Wilde

"Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead." -Oscar Wilde

"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." -Bruce Lee

"Art is an EXPLOSION" -Deidara

"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion" -Deidara

"They say that the nail that sticks up is the one that gets hammered down" -Kakashi

"Fear. That is what we live with. And we live with it everyday. Only in death are we free of it." -Neji

"Everyone lives bound by their own knowledge and awareness. They define that as reality; but knowledge and awareness are vague, and perhaps better called illusions." -Uchiha Itachi

"It's human nature that people won't realize the true value of something unless they lose it." -Orochimaru

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." -Dr.Seuss

"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results." -Narcotics Anonymous

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." -Oscar Wilde

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." -André Gide

"One person's crazyness is another person's reality." -Tim Burton

"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Edgar Allan Poe

"Ignorance is bliss. When people become aware of their surroundings is when they feel the suffering for not only themselves but for others. Only then can we begin to grow as humans or parish under the suffocating grip of reality." -Anonymous

"Sometimes the hardest thing to wear is our own skin." -Jayy Von Monroe

"Move on. It's just a chapter in the past, but don't close the book. Just turn the page." -Anonymous

"Every sinner has a future. Every saint has a past." -Oscar Wilde

"I may not be perfect, but I'll always be me." -Anonymous

Let's take a little quiz! :D

Pein/Pain - Nagato

[ ] - I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.

[X] - I have a piercing/s.

[ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn.

[ ] - My eyes are grey/gray.

[X] - My closest friend is a girl.

[X] - I'm a very secretive person.

[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain/Nagato Score: 4]

Konan

[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.

[X] - Origami RULES!

[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.

[X] - I love flowers!

[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.

[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.

[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha

[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.

[ ] - Many people find me attractive.

[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.

[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.

[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.

[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.

[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3]

Kisame Hoshigaki

[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!

[X] - I like gore :3

[X] - I dislike my own appearance.

[ ] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.

[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.

[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4]

Sasori

[ ] - I look young for my age.

[X] - Puppets are fascinating...

[X] - I'm very impatient.

[X] - I hate Sakura Haruno.

[X] - My Grandma annoys me. (sometimes)

[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.

[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5]

Deidara

[X] - I'm an artist.

[X] - I like and appreciate art.

[ ] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ] - I have blue eyes.

[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.

[ ] - I hate Tobi.

[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 3]

Kakuzu

[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.

[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.

[ ] - I have had stitches.

[ ] - I hate Hidan.

[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.

[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.

[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1]

Hidan

[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.

[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.

[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.

[X] - I am religious.

[X] - I am very strong-willed.

[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.

[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 5]

Zetsu

[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.

[ ] - Nature is AWESOME!

[X] - I'm usually alone.

[X] - I don't mind the company of others.

[ ] - I don't have many friends.

[X] - Tobi is not that bad.

[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3]

Tobi

[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.

[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.

[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.

[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.

[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

[Tobi Score: 1]

Orochimaru

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.

[ ] - I have a very pale skin color.

[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!

[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.

[ ] - Michael Jackson is AWESOME!

[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.

[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4]

Looks like it's a tie between Sassy and Hidan. Sweet! XD

Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: Not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Choose me or your life.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain. Sasori runs after him and says:

The reason I chose my life is because you are my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.

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