Hello lovelies! I know I should be working on my other stories instead of starting new ones, but I just couldn't help but to write this down. This idea has been buzzing around in my head for a few days now and I had to write it down! And since I wrote it down, I figured I'd let you guys read it and let me know what you think.

So, enjoy~

Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto! All rights belong to the wonderfully talented Kishimoto!

"I am sending you, Deidara, to watch over one of my most precious followers. His name is Hidan, I'm sure you know of him."

The kneeling blonde nodded. "I do sir. Everyone knows of Hidan and his devotion to you, Jashin-sama."

"Good. Now, there will be an attack on him within the week and I'm sure He will be sending his head demon to take care of Hidan to try to break his faith to me. This cannot happen, so I am sending you in to protect him and take care of that pesky demon. Can I count on you to do so, Deidara?"

Deidara nodded again. "Yes, sir. I won't fail you, un." He said, standing up straight and giving a slight bow as he was dismissed. Deidara had been Jashin's top angel since he arrived. He'd been sent on missions such as this before, but this time was the most important. He couldn't fail him and allow that damned redhead to destroy one of his most valued followers.

He'd bumped heads several times with this certain demon. He was strong, cunning, charming, intelligent, and all around bad news for the blonde. His name was Sasori Akasuna and he wasn't a pushover nor a demon to mess with by any means.

He knew Sasori would be the one sent to try and torment Hidan, he was the only one with any hope of succeeding. Which means he had no time to waste, he had to get to Earth and arrive to warn Hidan before the redhead beat him to it.

Deidara quickly packed a small pouch of things he may have needed, checking over everything and walking out of the gates of Heaven when he deemed himself ready to leave. He stood on a large, fluffy white cloud, taking one last glance at the golden gates of Heaven before falling through the cloud.

He closed his eyes as he free fell from Heaven, passing through a portal and entering into another dimension. When he opened his baby blue eyes he looked down and saw Earth coming into view as he continued to free fall.

About halfway through his descent to Earth, he spread out his light pair of wings and proceeded to glide through the air. The crisp Winter wind chilling the milky white skin of his face as he closed in on the ground. He gracefully flipped his body to an upright position and fluttered down as his feet made contact with the hard ground of the Earth.

His eyes scanned over the rural area he'd landed in. Once he was sure the area was clear, he retracted his wings. His halo faded away along with his long white cloak, replaced with casual 'earth' clothes. Flipping his long blonde hair over his shoulder as he looked down and clipped his pouch he'd brought to his belt, his azure eyes flicked up to see smoke from a wood stove, clearly from a cabin, in the distance.

He began his trek to the cabin, knowing who occupied it. Once he'd arrived, he gave three curt knocks to the front door and awaited for someone to answer.

After about five minutes of patiently waiting, the door swung open revealing a shady looking albino. Magenta eyes blinked as they eyed the blonde up and down before his face broke out into a grin. "'Bout fucking time you showed up! Jashin-sama told me you were coming." He licked his lips and smirked. "But he didn't say you'd be so fucking hot, blondie~"

Deidara simply rolled his eyes and folded his arms. "Keep it in your pants, Hidan. I'm not here to be involved with you, yeah. I'm here because I'm suppose to be protecting you."

Hidan pouted slightly and gave an exasperated sigh as he stepped aside to let the blonde in. "You're no fun~"

Deidara ignored the albino and entered the house, scanning the area and finding no signs of the demon. "You seem to be safe for now, un." He commented, glancing back at Hidan over his shoulder. "But not for long. So don't let your guard down, got it?"

The albino rolled his eyes dramatically and flopped down on his raggedy old couch, beer in hand. "Ah, chill out! Why don't you take that pole out your ass and come have a drink? Relax a little, blondie~" He pointed to the small refrigerator with his bottle before taking a long swig. "Help yourself to whatever."

Deidara sighed through his nose and ran a hand through his long blonde hair. 'This was going to be harder than he thought. And the red headed bastard wasn't even there yet!' He closed his eyes and took a deep breath before wandering over to the fridge and having a look. Rotten. Rotten. Ew. Rotten. Expired. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. "Is this seriously all you have, yeah?" He asked with an arched brow, glancing over to Hidan with an 'Are you fucking serious?' look.

The albino simply shrugged, taking another large gulp of his beer and letting out a long belch, causing the blonde to scrunch his face in distaste. "Yup. I usually go out in the woods and find a deer or something' to sacrifice." He finished off his beer and grunted as he leaned back and kicked up his feet to rest on the beat up coffee table in front of his old couch. "After I sacrifice 'em, I cook 'em and eat 'em. I rarely go into town unless it's for more booze."

"Disgusting." Deidara grumbled, turning back to the fridge and scowling into it. He snatched a beer from the depths of the fridge before stomping over to sit beside Hidan on the tattered couch.

Hidan narrowed his eyes at the blonde and huffed. "Excuse you, asshole. It's not disgusting! It's perfect. I don't have ta deal with no one but me, myself, and I!" He declared.

Deidara rolled his eyes and opened the beer, bringing the bottle to his lips and taking a sip of it. His face twisted in one of pure disgust as he held the bottle away from his face. "Ew, that's the cheapest, most disgusting beer I've ever had, yeah!"

The albino snatched the bottle from the blonde and chugged it in seconds, slamming the bottle on the coffee table so hard it shattered the glass. He leaned back and continued to eye the surprised blonde. "It suites me." He finally uttered, avoiding the broken glass as he got up to get another bottle.

It seems as though Hidan doesn't care much for anything. He didn't even bother to clean the broken glass scattered on the already dirty floor. In fact, everything around here was old, dirty and doesn't even look livable. Had there not been a fire going inside, Deidara would have surely mistaken this cabin for being abandoned.

Could that be the reason He's choosing now to attack Hidan? Why has the albino suddenly become so weak? No...broken. He's not even taking care of the place he's living and by the looks and smell of him, he seems to have forgotten what a shower or hygiene is too.

"Hidan?"

"What?"

"What's wrong with you, un?"

The albino paused before slowly turning his gaze to the blonde. "Whatcha mean, blondie?" He asked tentatively.

Deidara frowned softly and chewed on the inside of his cheek. Jashin hadn't told him why Hidan was suddenly being attacked. Something must've happened to him to cause him to weaken his defenses so drastically. Could it be a loss of some sort? A job? A loved one? A favourite pet turtle?

Whatever it was, it really wasn't his business. He'd come here for one reason and one reason only; to protect Hidan. No questions and no prying no matter how curious he was.

He shook his head and looked at his hands as he fiddled them in his lap. "Nothing. Forget I said anything, yeah."

Hidan gave a curious look before dropping it and shrugging the subject off, taking another long swig of his beer.

Whatever is upsetting Hidan is the reason he's being targeted now. It was his job to protect him at any cost, and if it really was Sasori who was being summoned to do the deed, he had his work cut out for him. But despite that, he was confident he would win against the redhead. He'd done it before and he'll do it again. Though, to be fair, he has lost to him as well. But he doesn't intend on losing this time or any time after.

"Are you prepared to take care of that pesky Jashinist?"

A redhead grinned as he looked up at the devil with his heavily lidded red eyes. "Always ready, my lord."

The devil let out a low, sinister chuckle. "Good, good. Then go. I expect you to succeed in your mission, Sasori. Do not fail me."

Sasori nodded and stood at attention, giving a slight bow and a sly smirk. "I don't intend to, my lord." His smirk grew into another grin as he was dismissed, his sharp teeth shining as he walked through the fire and into a portal into another dimension. 'Oh how fun this'll be~' He thought to himself. Growing excited as he crossed over, stepping out onto a hard dirt trail and glancing around with mischievous red eyes.

He closed his eyes and inhaled deeply, taking in the scent of his surroundings before exhaling. Grinning again as he sensed the blonde angel. "Brat~ This will be most fun indeed." He chuckled to himself as he looked up, spotting smoke from a wood burning stove. "There you are." He smirked as he began strolling in the direction of the smoke.

All Hell was about to break loose.

I have a whole plot planned. I really shouldn't be starting this when I haven't updated my other stories in a few weeks, but I just had to. So, sorry? Yeah...

Welp, let me know what you think. Is it dumb? Do you guys care to see this continued? Let me know! And I promise to get to my other stories updated and what not soon. :3

Anywhooo~ I hope you all enjoyed! Don't forget to review and have a beautiful day~