Title: Cross dressing confusion

Pairing: Sasori x Deidara

Plot: Sasori falls in love with Deidara, a pretty blonde with Azure eyes and a smile that could light up the world; but what happens when he finds out Deidara is a girl!? Will his feeling change? Will he be able to continue dating Deidara even though he now knows he's really a guy? And what's with Sasori's jealous girlfriend who threatens to tell the whole school how Deidara is actually a boy, and could get himself kicked out of school.

Warning: Strong language, Fem! Deidara, Strong! Sakura bashing, Sexual content, viewer discretion is advised.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto© or any of the characters.

Ages;

Deidara: 17

Sasori: 17

Hidan: 17

Pein: 18

Kakuzu: 22

Itachi: 24

Kisame: 25

Sakura: 17

A/N: This story is going to be Japanese based, so all the guidelines are in JAPANESE standards, please remember that I have researched these results so I am most likely to be correct.

In Japan unless you are absolute friends with each other you don't use each other's first name, So Hidan and Deidara will use each other's first names, but any other characters they will most likely use their last names.

Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, and Sakura are all in HIGH SCHOOL, and seeing as they are all 17 years old they are in 2ND GRADE which can be referenced to a JUNIOR in U.S standards; Pein is 18 so he is in 3rd GRADE, which is a SENIOR in U.S standards.

High school in Japan starts at 8:55am, but school students have to be at school by 8:30am for reading; Homeroom is at 8:45am till 8:55am, First period is from 8:55 till 9:40am, Second period is from 9:45 till 10:30, Third period is from 10:40 till 11:25am. Fourth period is from 11:30am till 12:15pm, Lunch is at 12:15pm till 12:55pm, Fifth period is from 12:55pm till 1:40pm, sixth period is from 1:45pm till 2:30pm, seventh period is from 2:30 till 3:40om, Homeroom is then from 3:30pm till 3:40, CLEAN UP is from 3:40pm till 3:55pm, dismissal is then at 3:55pm.

Deidara's subjects are; Mathematics, English, Japanese, Social studies, Art, Music, P.E, and History.

I'm going to make it that Deidara DOES NOT go to Cram school, but does have Art as a after school activity, as well as a subject at school.

Japanese school year starts in April, Japanese schools have three semesters, separated by vacations; Summer Vacation goes from July 20th till August 31st and is generally 40 days long, Winter vacation goes from December 26th to January 6th and is 10 day's long, Spring vacation goes from March 25th to April 6 and is 10 days long.

Yes, Japanese students do have homework over all vacations.

I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT UNDER STUDENT REGISTRATION DEIDARA IS A GIRL, IF

HE WAS FOUND OUT TO BE A BOY THEN THAT WOULD BE CHANGED, BUT DEIDARA WOULD RATHER STAY AS A GIRL SO THAT'S WHY HE DOESNT WANT SAKURA TO TELL THE SCHOOL.

Also, even though this story is meant to be based on Japan cultures and standards and schooling, this story will be in ENGLISH and they will all speak ENGLISH, even though I will drop some 'Japanese' sayings, and I'll make it that Deidara is bad at English; So, basically, pretend that they are all speaking JAPANESE, but this story is in ENGLISH.

Kakuzu is in his final year at university studying to be a high company business man; Kisame has a job as a Marine biologist, and Itachi is a Psychologist.

Kakuzu, Itachi, and Kisame are all at UNIVERSITY; Kakuzu is studying Medical, Itachi is studying psychology, and Kisame is studying Marine biology, or something to do with Marine life.

I will use male pronouns for when I'm describing what Deidara's doing, but his friends are going to alternative between calling him a girl and a guy; PLEASE REMEMBER that Deidara is dressed as a GIRL therefore he looks like a GIRL to everyone else, get the mental image in your head of him as a GIRL.

And PLEASE, if you are Japanese or know more about their culture please correct me if you absolutely know that I am wrong, as I said I am all getting this off the internet.

BTW Deidara changed his voice tone to SOUND like a girl, but he does drop it around Hidan sometimes, but not often.

Enjoy ;)

: 2kitsune :

Deidara woke up to the loud sound of his alarm clock, groaning in annoyance the blonde rolled onto his stomach, slamming his hand down onto his clock and efficiently shutting off all noise before rolling over, pulling the covers back over his head and falling back into a deep sleep.

Half a hour later

Now with only ten minutes to get to school Deidara was in a panic, rushing around his room like a manic with his hairbrush in one hand and his school uniform in the other; taking a second to calm down the blonde rummaged around his underwear drawer, pulling out a lacy pink bra which he quickly put on, then grabbing his fake silicone breasts from their own private draw and placing them into the bra, then reaching into yet another drawer the blonde pulled out a tight white singlet which he pulled over his head.

Next was a pair of equally as pink lacy panties with a bow at the front, pulling off his blue boxers Deidara quickly pulled the panties up, shimmying his hips as he did so; then was his school blouse, pure white and slightly short with blue lines running down the V neck and across the bottom of the short sleeves, sown underneath the neck line was another bit of white material, with three blue lines horizontally stripped across it.

After that was a dark navy blue skirt, pulled over his blouse and rested a couple of centimetres under his breasts, the skirt ended half way down his thighs and was pleated at the front, next were his thigh high white socks which he had to sit down to pull on.

Pleased with how he looked Deidara stood up and pranced over to his mirror, shooting himself a seductive wink as he brushed out his long blonde hair and tied part of it into a high ponytail, his fringe falling over his left eye; next was the eyeliner which he put on carefully, then some naturally strawberry lip balm and over top of that some shiny lip gloss.

God he looked good, shimmying his hips a little and laughing Deidara turned to pick up his book back, slinging it over his left shoulder, next was his blue, extra thin, blue phone and makeup bag which he shoved into his school bag, his iPod touch itself was carefully slid into the skirts pocket.

Now he was ready for school! Looking over at the clock Deidara paled when he saw he only had three minutes to get to class! And he had to take the subway too! Yelling in frustration the blonde ran to his bedroom door, throwing it open and slamming it shut as he continued to run to his front door.

At his front door his shoes and roller skates where already lain out, in a hurried moment he picked up his black buckle shoes and shoved them into his bag with the rest of his stuff, before hurriedly toeing on his roller skates and leaving the apartment quickly, only have a little time to lock his door before tearing off down the street.

: 2kitsune :

"Iwa, you are twenty minutes late, detention after school, please take your seat"

Deidara sighed and murmured, "Yes, Jariaya-San, un" he said in a perfect female voice, hanging his head dejectedly the blonde trod to the back where his seat was, pulling his chair out and throwing himself down with a loud sigh; dropping his book bag on the ground Deidara found no point to get his books out, he only had twenty more minutes of class anyway.

Looking back around the class Deidara couldn't see anything out of place; he had the desk at the very back with nine other desks in front of him, too the side of him where two more rows of desks and then the far wall was basically just two bay windows at desk high with large white curtains that billowed out when it was windy.

Down the front was the teacher's desk, with a large blackboard bolted onto the wall behind him, there were two ways to get into this class, a plain blue door down the front, and one down the back; along the back wall were lockers to put their school shoes, and books, in after they had changed into their *uwabaki

Seeing how late he had gotten up Deidara had missed Reading and Homeroom, so he was in first period, English; down the front Mr. Jariaya continued to read from a poetry book in Japanese and English, the point of this is that he would read it in Japanese and then get the student to repeat it in English.

Deidara was bad at English, he wouldn't lie, and that's why he preferred to keep his head down so that the teacher wouldn't call on him.

: 2kitsune :

"Itadakimasu! Un" Deidara cried, clapping his hands together with a large smile on his face; he loved lunch! And today he was having Salmon on rice with Mayonnaise, and a sweet plum tart afterwards.

Continuing to smile he dug into his friends, ignoring his other friends who rolled their eyes at his excitement to eat.

"Ya know" a harsh tone sounded, "Your gonna get fat if you keep eating like that"

Deidara looked up to meet the owner of the Harsh tone, Azure eyes met purples and the other smirked; meet Hidan, his only friend since elementary.

"Shut up Hidan, un, I still go to the gym" Deidara replied, turning back to his food and eating a large bite of it just to mock the silverette

"Like that? Or as you?" Hidan asked, quirking a eyebrow which made Deidara sigh.

"Like this, obviously, Un" Deidara replied, eating more of his food; Hidan nodded and leaned back in his chair, hands coming up to rest behind his head as he watched the blonde eat, some may call this creepy but Deidara knew better, the silverette was actually just very protective, something he defiantly didn't want to admit.

"So, you up for going out after school? Get pissed, go to a club?" Hidan asked; immediately Deidara perked up at the idea but that was quickly flushed away after he remembered he had a detention after school, and he had club activities at 5pm and detention went for a hour, that meant he would only have five minutes to get from the detention room to the art rooms.

'Great, un' Deidara mentally groaned.

"I can't, sorry Hidan, un" Deidara replied, giving his friend a apologetic smile.

"Its fine, I'll just do with Myojin"

Deidara frowned and flicked his eyes back up to Hidan, "You mean Pein, un?"

"He won't be happy you called him by his first name and, yes" Hidan mocked, it was well known around the school that Pein hated being called by his first name, even if you where one of his closest friends, Hence why he was called by his last name, Myojin.

"Psh, like I care, un" Deidara replied, going back to eating. A flop told him that Hidan had lain down on the grass, leaving Deidara too look around the campus;

They were both sitting under which was known by all years as 'Their tree' on the main back lawn, around them many other school students sat on the grass and ate their lunch; traditionally it was that the guys sat with the guys, and the girls who sat with the girls, but they were the only pair who did this differently.

Suddenly the school's bell tolled, making the blonde jump and the silverette snort as he stood up first; Deidara watched him brush off his navy blue trousers, and white school top with the top two buttons undone, most likely he had his Navy blue blazer stuffed into his bag as usual.

"See ya tomorrow Deidara-Chan" Hidan smirked, bringing his hand up to wave before swaggering away, leaving no time for Deidara to wave back.

: 2kitsune :

After the final bell Deidara was glad it wasn't his turn to clean up his homeroom, shouldering his bag the blonde quickly left his classroom, hearing his skirt swish around his legs and feeling male eyes on him; turning around Deidara couldn't see anyone staring, but, he was sure someone was.

Ignoring the feeling the blonde quickly exited the classroom, smiling and waving goodbye to a couple of his female classmates and he traipsed down the stairs of the main building, walking out the already open doors and walking alone to the front gate, feeling dejectedly lonely as everyone else passed him in groups of two or more.

At the large black wrought iron gates Deidara stepped to the side and began pulling off his shoes, exposing his firm calf's and dainty feet, paying no attention to anything else the blonde carefully placed his shoes inside his bag and pulled out his roller skates, now toeing them on and clasping closed.

Looking up Deidara suddenly found himself wishing he had chosen somewhere else to put his skates on;

Walking towards him where Sakura Haruno, easily the most popular girl in the school, her bright pink hair stuck out like the sun and her tanned legs where the envy of all the girls.

But Deidara was the only one who saw her for what she really was, a bitch, behind those caring green eyes was a monster waiting to be let out, Sakura knew exactly how to use her looks to get what she wanted, no matter what it was; and she may seem nice, speak nicely, and seem to hate violence, Deidara knew that too was a lie, he himself had witness Sakura swear, be a bitch to a lower grade, and punch a girl for simply complementing her.

Yup, Haruno was a piece of work; but she was nothing compared to the god who walked beside her.

Beside her was Sasori Akasuna, the god of this school, his cherry red hair fell perfectly around his head in a shaggy cut that made it look like he didn't care, but obviously did; his walk screamed confidence, his hips moved in a trance like way and the school's trousers made his legs look miles long and perfectly toned.

Deidara had, had a crush on Akasuna for longer than he could remember, since he was a teenager he had always watched the redhead, watched him go through girls, watched him come to school in sunglasses and then another time with a broken nose; at first he had wanted to personally go kill the person who had dared to harm Sasori, but then he realized that probably wasn't such a good idea, and just went back to watching the redhead from the guidelines.

Still watching them Deidara took a larger picture, noticing Sasori's arm around Sakura's shoulders, and how she leant into his side was they walked, he was even carrying her bag! What a ladies' man. Deidara felt his heart drop, how he wished it was Sasori's arm around him as they walked side by side, but that would never happen, he was nothing compared to the god that was Sasori Akasuna.

Frowning now Deidara dropped his gaze as the couple walked past, how he wished Sasori would just once look at him, and see him not just with his eyes, but for the human being that he was; with the couple now gone Deidara pushed off with his left foot, beginning a steady pace as he skated down the street, his skirt swinging side to side.

: 2kitsune :

"I'm home! Un" Deidara yelled, met with silence; of course he wasn't going to have any reply, frowning the blonde stepped inside his apartment, pulling the keys out of the door as he slammed it closed and dropped his keys into a glass bowl on the small table beside his door.

"Not like anyone will reply, Un" he muttered, dropping his bag on the floor with a thump and sitting down to pull his skates off; around him his apartment looked the same, to his right was his walk-in-kitchen, counters, a fringe and a oven lined against the wall, and counters facing into the lounge. He had purchased counters that where painted grey with dark blue marble tops, the flooring a typical white tile, and hanging lights with beige covers.

To his right was his lounge, the back of his three seater navy blue couch faced the kitchen, and against the far wall was his average sized TV placed on top of a low black cabinet, in the cabinet was his ps2 and X-box, and on both sides where large game racks filled to the brim with all of his games.

In here he had Navy blue carpet, the same type of hanging lights, and here and there he had placed his own artwork on the walls, just in front of his couch was a low black coffee table with a slightly lighter round rug placed underneath it.

Straight ahead, after you walked past the kitchen and lounge, was a small hallway with two doors, the one on the left was his bathroom, and the one on the right was his own bedroom; out here all the walls where painted a simple crème, but those two rooms had completely different designs.

Trudging further into his house Deidara went towards his room, opening the door and leaving it open as he padded towards the middle of his room, where he stood before slowly starting to strip out of his school uniform.

First was the skirt, pulled slowly down his hips and left at his feet once he had stepped out of it. Next was his school blouse, pulled over his head and dropped on the floor beside his skirt; now left in only his knee high white socks, pink panties, white singlet, and pink bra.

Sighing the blonde slowly pulled down his socks as well, throwing them into his hamper to wash later, next was his school skirt and blouse which he carefully placed over the back of his desk chair; now, what was he going to wear?

Showing off a little Deidara sashayed towards his cabinets, feeling sexy as he did so; pulling open the bottom drawer the blonde pulled out some plain black jeans before putting them on, turning towards the mirror he was pleased to see how they hugged his feminine hips and slightly long legs.

Next was his top drawer, where he pulled out a purple tank top with a rounded neck line and a short body which exposed his flat stomach, pulling that over his head Deidara again turned back to his mirror and winked at his reflection

'Damn I look good' Deidara thought, studying himself in the mirror.

Now, some of you may be confused at why Deidara would dress up as a girl, and then check himself out in the mirror.

The reason was, is that he had always found himself liking girls clothing, and liking to act like a girl; ever since he was little he would dress up in female clothes, spending hours in front of the mirror as he examined his petite form.

When he hit his teenage years Deidara found himself wishing he was a girl, seeing as he was alone most of the time he would go out and buy girl magazines, girls clothes, girls cosmetics, girls shoes, girls everything; he could still remember the one day when he figured out how he could use his hips to look more like a girl, Deidara had been graced with a small waistline and slightly rounded hips, ever since then he had brought Jeans that hugged his hips and legs, why not flaunt what he had been given?

The only problem was his chest, seeing as he was still technically male he had no breasts, but quickly fixed that; online he purchases silicone breasts at a C size seeing as that wasn't too big and yet, wasn't too small.

Now with boobs nothing could stop him, he went out and started to buy more flattering shirts, one with lower cuts and shorter bodies; and even he had to admit that he looked much better than most of the girls out there

But yet, at school he still had to dress as a girl, and hide his beautiful features that he wanted to flaunt as much as he could; so, when it was finally time for him to enter highshool Deidara decided to change things up, he entered into highshool as a girl, got a girls uniform and even got a girls I.D

He was on cloud nine, he loved the girl's uniform for his school, it made him feel so cute and sexy at the same time; yes, life was good, and he never had to worry about wasting money because money came easy to him.

When he was fourteen his parents were killed in a car crash, leaving him alone with no relatives to take him in, an orphanage offered to have him, but he politely declined; explaining that, seeing as he had been well left alone since the age of eight, he could take care of himself just fine.

The best part was all the money his parents had left behind for him, he had once been told by his mother that he would never have to get a job because he was 'well loaded' but Deidara decided that he would still get himself a good career and then a job, but he never said no to the money.

That was the reason why he had such a nice apartment, and nice things, and why he could afford buying all these girls clothes, and afford to pay for his own school intuition.

The only problem was being caught, if he was somehow found out to be a boy then he would be immediately expelled, and have to find a better school in Japan; the main problem was that there was no better school, the school he was at right now was the most prestigious.

Another problem was that if he was expelled it would go on his school record, making it very hard for him to get into T University, the most prestigious university in Japan.

Feeling better in his casual clothing Deidara twirled once more before leaving his room to cook dinner, play some video games, study, and then collapse on his bed at midnight, and immediately fall asleep.

Tomorrow was only Wednesday.