hoppy easter. part one of three. part two will be up tomorrow.

"No Deidara, that's gay"

"No Deidara, we're not babies."

"No Deidara, that costs too much money!"

"No Deidara, that's for fucking heathens!"

"No Deidara, we're criminals."

"No Deidara, I'm on a diet."

"No Deidara, I don't eat chocolate."

"Sorry Sempai! I have a mission!"

Deidara let out a loud wail of utter sadness as he flopped down on his bed. Everyone had turned him down! No one wanted to celebrate Easter with him! Sure he didn't even believe in the goddamn rabbit, but it sure was fun having a hunt and eating chocolate and marshmallows treats. Absolute yes to candy. Especially jellybeans, those were his favourite and he'd be damned if he didn't get any this year!

He lulled his head to face the other side and eyed up his partner. Sasori was his last chance. Deidara inwardly laughed, like hell his Danna would celebrate Easter with him. He was so cold and stoic, he wouldn't even a reason as to why he wouldn't do it. Just a grunt. Without a doubt. TchHe the bastard didn't even look up or ask what was wrong with the blond and he ran in and wailed in distress! He just sat there and worked.

Suddenly a thought popped in his head. 'What if I don't tell him he's celebrating it...'

Quickly Deidara jumped up and ran out if the room slamming the door. That's what he would do! He would force his Danna to Easter it up with him! All he had to do was go to the store and buy the items for his plan. Even if he wasn't the one looking for the eggs, he would surely have fun making his cold Danna subconciously do so...

Speaking of which...

Sasori slowly looked up from his work and stared at the door for a moment. Whatever.