PsychoPyro
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Joined 12-06-10, id: 2645546, Profile Updated: 02-22-14
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My name's PsychoPyro, and I'm eighteen, female, and a vegetarian.

I have blue eyes, auburn-ish colored hair and I'm very fair skinned. I'm pretty laid back, until you get me started on something I'm passionate about, and extremely lazy. I'm also very accepting; I don't like to judge.

Things I adore include art, music, yaoi, animals, dinosaurs, the Akatsuki, and, of course, Sasori and Deidara, because they're damn legit. I also happen to love SasoDei :)

Pairings I like are SasoDei (obviously), KakuHida, KisaIta, PainKo, NejiTen, LeeGaa, KakaIru, ZabuHaku there are probably more but I'm too damn lazy to try and remember.

What I'm not so hot about are things like genderbending (if you like a character, love 'em for all they are, gender included!), spiders, overly-uke ukes, (if a character isn't girly in the anime, don't write them as such), disrespectful people, spiders, etc.

The list above is a perfect lead in to this question I have: Why do so many people write Deidara as an overly girly bitch? He's, in fact, male and yeah, I guess I can see how people think he looks feminine because he has long hair (so does Itachi, and he has long lashes, but he doesn't get shit for it), but other than that, how is he feminine? He certainly doesn't act as such. He's defiant, prideful, fearless, impulsive, spontaneous, stubborn, strong, I could go on. Not once in the anime did he act feminine so where do people keep getting this shit from? I've even read him as being shy. Like seriously?! The guy who blows shit up for fun and gets off on danger is shy!? I think not... I just wish more writer's would keep characters' canon personalities, unless they're writing them in a certain situation or an AU and have a good reason that they act different from their canon persona, and a really good one at that. Fics would be more enjoyable if characters were true to themselves... I probably sound like a heartless bitch now, but I promise I'm not! I would never berate someone for something they've written. If anything, I'd just choose not to read it if it isn't my cup of tea.

Going beyond all that, I can enjoy reading almost any pairing, though I honestly prefer not to read fics that have Sasori and Deidara paired with other characters. It makes me sad when my OTP is split up! They were my first yaoi pairing I got into, and will remain my favorite! Regardless, I respect everyone's favorite pairings.

Speaking of SasoDei, I prefer Sasori on top, it just makes more sense to me. Sasori's stronger than Dei (who admits this in the anime), he's older and Deidara even goes so far as to call him 'Danna' out of respect. And Sasori is only an inch -at most- shorter than Deidara, and when they're resurrected Sasori is taller. And he's also a God damn puppeteer! He's obviously a control freak. It just seems more natural for me that Sasori tops, but that doesn't mean I like Deidara to just roll over... Power play is hot ;) And so is Sasori in utter domination mode, hehe Regardless, a well written DeiSaso fic can sway me into enjoying the switch up on the occasion, though its rare...

On another random note, yes, I'm very random, the fight between Deidara and Sasuke seriously bugs me. I don't think it's fair to say Sasuke won the fight between him and Deidara. Yes, Deidara did die, but if it wasn't for outside help Sasuke would have been a goner for sure. If Suigetsu hadn't helped Sasuke summon Orochimaru's snake which Sasuke sacrificed to save himself (and was a total bitch move, might I add!) then he would have died along with Deidara. Another thing is, can you really say Sasuke beat Deidara when Deidara chose to die himself? Sasuke didn't make him blow himself up, so how does that mean the Uchiha won? And since when the hell does lightning beat earth? I was under the impression lightning dissipated when it hit the Earth? Damn Uchiha... On another random note, I found it hilarious when Sasuke finally figured out Deidara was "insane." Yeah, no kidding, it's one reason why I love him!

Am I the only one who isn't head over heels for the Uchihas? I've never been a huge fan of any of them. Don't get me wrong, Itachi is cool and a selfless character, but I feel like he's so overpowered, and, dare I say it, overrated. People talk about him like he's the shit; the most badass thing to walk the ninja Earth. Compared to his true personality, I don't see it... And Sasuke just annoys me. How could you turn your back on your friends who care so much for you? Or the village your older brother sacrificed himself to protect? I dunno, just a random thought I had. Most people seem infatuated with them, so I was curious.

Well, that's it for now. Feel free to PM me whenever, I love to talk with new people :) I don't bite, promise!

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Morning Orchid by Canna reviews
AU. He shouldn't have wandered into the forest. Every insects that dwells in the meadow knew of the danger in there, but Deidara didn't realize how dangerous until he woke up and found himself being kept as livestock by one of his species worst predator. The Orchid mantis. [Sasodei with side pairings KisaIta and KakuHidan. Rated M for future chapter]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,814 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
The Akatsuki's Children by BludKillaHoodRat reviews
This is a story of the children the Akatsuki left behind when they were all ultimately defeated. With the approaching war, the children's pasts begin to haunt them and their futures continue to grow dark. Will they be able to save themselves from Madara's schemes or will they simply follow in their parents' footsteps?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,639 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Obito U., Akatsuki
Like Magnets by Thatdragonrider reviews
Reupload (oh god): After Deidara's mom leaves for a date, his unruly bestfriend throws a party that he isn't too pleased about. That is until a certain red head shows up. ONE-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Trump Card by Hovinarri reviews
A world where a person's fate is written on their skin using the deck of cards. Sasori is an Ace of Clubs; an artistic person bound to succeed in anything he does. However, one day he meets a mysterious blonde who may stray him from all this. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,859 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasori, Deidara]
Don't Judge Me, Diary by AkumaNoDanna reviews
Hello, I'm Deidara. Nice to meet you. I'm hungry. My head hurts. Tomorrow, it'll be my first day of college. I moved into a new city. I should probs get a job. I'm still hungry. Maybe I'll find some coins in my pockets? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,357 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Question by Dororo Heichou reviews
Just a bit of SasoDei fluff. Rated for yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Bound by shounenhair reviews
A monster made out of threads appears out of nowhere. It finds Hidan and saves him from his grave. Together, they embark on a journey to find the monster's master, and Hidan's only friend; Kakuzu. Ambiguous KakuHidan, M/M, violence, death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ritual: Curiosity by Mettlei reviews
Once again Hidan is bored at the Akatsuki base, so he decides to go and visit Deidara, but Deidara already has a visitor. SasoDei. Graphic Yaoi. Voyeurism. Slight bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan - Complete
So Help Me, Freud by reid-my-lips reviews
Akasuna no Sasori is a psychologist whose life revolves around his work and study; he has no passion greater than that of his field. But what happens when he develops feelings that make him doubt his own sanity? What happens when a certain blonde patient sends his life spiraling out of control? SasoDei; yaoi/boy love. No like, no read, no flame. M for language and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Schadenfreude by Renaerys reviews
"It's all just a game, and I always win." Orochimaru. Sasori. Deidara. Prequel to Aces & Eights and Zero Hour. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Orochimaru, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What Would You Do? by Shiroi Hoshi reviews
Deidara can no longer stand watching him from the sidelines. His smile, his walk and his voice, everything about him is perfect. Flawless. He is so beautiful it is painful to breathe. His laughter is so mesmerizing that time can be forgotten. "What would you do if I told you that I fell in love, un?" "Who is it?" "You, un. I think I fell in love with you." SASODEI Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
So Overrated by Nata Yoh reviews
Each day, enduring hours of sleepless night and torture, how far would you go to protect someone you love? Deidara is just a freak in school with not one friend. Sasori is one of the popular guys that's loved by everybody. Rape, Abuse, Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,892 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Pein the Pimp by Akatsuki's Kitten reviews
Akatsuki: a sexy, secret and very illegal wonderland Pein created. In such an envirmoment it's not all work and no "play" for him. But corruption is bound in such a naughty world. Will Pein manage to survive at the top? And is there any possibility lust will blossom into love under such a dark and dirty paradise? Yaoi PeinIta, SasoDei, and many more since I'm taking requests.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,740 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
Human Intelligence by jellinor reviews
She supposes that this makes him "her" human, though she is still undecided on whether it is something very nice or just extremely tragic. But it's crucial that she knows exactly what to expect from herself should something go horribly, horribly wrong on the actual night and her plan not to let her target even touch her go down in jet-black Amaterasu flames. NejiTen one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
I Don't Fear The Reaper by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
"That lonely star up there... That's me." Deidara is alone in the world, he lays int he ruins of the city, oblivious to the approaching stranger who will change his life.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Artistic Revelations by ColonelPony reviews
Either love wasn't art, or Deidara's view on art was wrong. In which an artist makes a few discoveries. SasoDei, boyslove, mild sexual themes, a tiny bit of angst, and some good ol' fluff Deidara-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
The Art of Needing by Thinkette reviews
He would whisper it like a mantra. So alive, so human and so much a freak. He whispered it in disgust, in depression, in desperation, in adoration, in hatred, and in attempts to convince himself that he was a monster. No one should love him. No one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Within the Pages of a Book by kariuchiha19 reviews
Deidara is a young warlock. He sneaks into his grandfather's library to find spell books. What he finds instead may change his life. SasoDei. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,223 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Suicide on the Line by Teiden reviews
Sasori is a suicide hotline operator who didnt expect much of his job. But when a depressed teen named Deidara calls his line, he falls into a twisted plot. Trying to pull Deidara out of the dark world of the city, can things stay stable? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,729 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
High School Adolescence - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Pein, Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu and Sasori are all seniors this year. Itachi, Konan, Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan are all the new freshmen. The senior boys will be graduating this year but not before they teach the new freshmen a thing or two about life/love/sex. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Weapons of Escape by kariuchiha19 reviews
The headlines of all the newspapers read the same thing: "THE ARMS DEALER HAS BEEN CAPTURED! REPEAT, KATSU DEIDARA, HAS BEEN CAPTURED!" What does this mean for Both Deidara and Sasori? Sasodei. Don't like, Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Just Three Words by Chocolate Pencil reviews
-that aren't true, so they never say them. Sasori x Deidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Truth Behind lies by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori is a normal 17 year old teen. Or so he thought. Two weeks before he reaches 18, his friends start acting weird. What the hell is going on? Sasodei. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,747 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by Keono reviews
Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 147,977 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Weapons of Deception by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sequel to Weapons Disguised as Words! There are new threats apearing, what will Deidara and Sasori do? SasoDei, don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,393 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hidden Behind A Smile by kariuchiha19 reviews
Deidara lives in a so called "Utopia" A place where all people live "happy" lives. He himself knows that this is just the government hiding the truth and hates it. He is constantly hiding his despair behind a trademark smile. Until Sasori comes in.Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,412 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Angel's Wings by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. After Deidara goes missing, Sasori and Hidan set out to find him. However, Orochimaru's brewing trouble and the blond is part of his latest experiment. Can Sasori save his partner from his old nemesis, or will Deidara be lost in the transformation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Porn Star by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori might have a very odd career, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't have fun doing his job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Weapons Disguised as Words by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori is a part of the IFBI and he's after The Arms Dealer, A boy that's selling illegal weapons to Humans and Creatures a like. He says he will stop at nothing to catch him...but will meeting him change his mind? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,687 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Perfect Bodies by Konohamaru reviews
A story for those of us who have ever been insecure about our bodies.Who've wished the mirror saw something different. And-Defying physical stereotypes:Just because a person is tall, fat, or unstylish doesn't mean they can't be cute, pretty, or incredible
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
All I Ask of You by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori only wants one thing. Deidara's total and utter submission. Is that really too much to ask for? Lemony goodness! Thanks from BomberBrat for 103 favorites!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sleeping With Ghosts by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori reflects on the world as he rides to bus to be with his lover Deidara. AU SasoDei Oneshot. A late tribute to Sasori's Birthday!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
What I Go To School For by Cupe reviews
YAOI Deidara has to stay after class, but he does more than just write lines... SasoDei, Yaoi, don't like, don't read. Lemon alert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
All My Fault reviews
Sasori and Deidara are forced to suffer the dire consequences after a mission gone wrong. Fear ignites when the unthinkable befalls Deidara, leaving Sasori a helpless mess, unable to save his now vulnerable partner. SasoDei, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete