Now a series! What? Sasori is a thirty-five year old divorcee and a dad of three mischievous little brats. Deidara is a nineteen year old brat out of the house and in college. What happens when the two stumble upon each other and begin dating? Daddy drama, obviously. AU SasoDei. Rating may or may not change. Essentially drabbles. Chaann do good art

Kabuto is always cleaning up after his master's messes. This time, he is forced to speak on Orochimaru's behalf after his body modification experiment hits a snag.

After the A class loses the bet with 3-E during the finals, The Board Chairman decides to teach his son a lesson in the consequences of failure. (TW for abuse). (set after episode 16)

[DeiSaso Band AU] After Konan is booted from Akatsuki, the search for a new lead vocalist begins. Deidara had not at all anticipated to hear a certain angel singing in Itachi's kitchen, nor did he anticipate the pure infatuation that followed.

Lana Beniko faces down a grave threat to the Alliance–the Commander's wretched Life Day treats.

AU - Hi! I'm Deidara, the coolest cat in town. Sasori is my Danna and is the best guy EVER. He just cries a lot and never leaves the house. But that's ok since he has me to take care of him! Come join me on my adventures while discovering and enjoying life! So come along friends! Let's go! Sasodei if you squint. That's creepy though so don't squint ya sicko. Mega OOC.

Trying not to think of the words "date" or "failure", Karma looked the other boy intently, waving the box of pocky's and smiling from the sofa. "We can make this a competition." Karma said mockingly. Gakushuu slowly turned his head and looked at him with interest. What he didn't know, is that Karma just wanted to steal him a kiss.

"You should tell him." Fuwa said. Karma looked at her, leaning his head with a confused expression. The girl only sighed heavily. "You should tell Asano that you like him." She repeated tiredly. Karma stood silent and looked at her surprised. She was right, he should tell him, but the challenge that they were carrying out in the summer festival, was more important.

Inspired by a tumblr post. Karma switches the sugar for salt.

Warmth was what he felt from his father's hand. It brought back distant memories of walks in the park, a vow of love, and a funeral full of sunshine. Graduation not only marks the end of a chapter in Asano's life, but also the beginning of a new one. (Oneshot)

Hashirama carries Madara's corpse back to Konoha.

Deidara was never one to scare easily. Since he was a little tot, he had always been brave. Deidara didn't once feel an ounce of fear throughout his life. So, why was it that he was now hiding behind a couch, cross and holy water in hand?

/Drabble One-Shot collection/ In the pandemonium of war, you cling to every bit of hope that remains. But the dream of two boys will yield fruit and revolutionize the world. A dream that will forever connect Madara and Hashirama. [Dream 3 - Out of all things, Hashirama didn't anticipate this particular obstacle.]

Malavai Quinn, being an intelligent, subtle man, has a definite plan for his life. Lord Baras's apprentice figures heavily in that plan. This had better work. Slightly divergent from canon, and a little messed up.

Madara didn't know how, and he didn't want to know why, but somewhere along the line his ingenious plan went horribly wrong... Or at the very least developed an unwanted side effect. For better or for worse, Madara has a companion that will never go away, and he goes by the name of Hashirama Senju. First attempt at crackfic. No pairings. Updated irregularly, small chapters.

AU - After having their first successful time being intimate with one another, they of course can't help but fight over SOMETHING stupid. It just happens. With all the yelling, it's hard to see why these two are a couple in the first place. But! Love is a mysterious thing - especially when you're blinded by it. Sasodei/Yaoi/Two shot

AU - For the longest time Deidara has used his bestfriend Sasori as a practice partner for just about anything, just for the actual day he'd need it. Now that the time has come for Deidara's first date, what's to come? Sasodei/Yaoi/2 part

Hashirama was insecure and Madara was too blind too see. Because Madara was too unassuming, and Hashirama drowned in his own fragility. HashiMada. Reviews are very much appreciated.Rated M just to be safe. Perhaps there would be slight domestic abuse in the future chapter/s.

Well, basically what happens when the two brothers and the blue haired one are alone in the school holidays... Assassination Classroom Oneshot. Nothing in it however some mild swearing at times. Co-Written Fanfiction.

Hashirama struggles with Madara's stubborn refusal to verbalize his affection for the Senju, and the Shodai Hokage in turn seeks advice from an extremely unwilling Tobirama. COMPLETE.

Hashirama Senju is the student body president at North Konoha High School. He's got good looks, good grades and yet something is missing. Can the shy yet stubborn Madara Uchiha be the one to change that? Meanwhile Tobirama, Hashirama's younger brother, is the school's top athlete who's teammates harass his secret crush, the openly gay cheerleader Izuna Uchiha. AU Simple/Drabblish

As the Winter Cup has ended, Akashi returns home after facing defeat for the first time. Thanks to Kuroko, he has finally decided to change and return fully to his former self, finding his love for basketball again. But before he can traverse this path, there is one hurdle left: a dinner with his father, Akashi Masaomi.

AU - While Granny is off on a trip, Sasori enjoys the solitude of a winter break home alone. Well, the first couple days are peaceful. That changes one night when someone dares to break in! Who is the one in trouble though; Sasori or the robber? DeiSasoDei

Konoha has been recently electrified and one of the consequences is an unhappy Hokage. Hashirama tries to win back his boyfriend's attention but said boyfriend's brother gets in the way. Fluff.

Ever since his mother's death, Young Seijuurou has noticed his father keeping a distance from him. He's never felt so isolated before and wonders why his father would do such a thing... until Seijuurou realizes just how much he looks like his mother. Will a plan to change his appearance bring Seijuurou's father back?

Hashirama's birthday was yesterday. A little HashiMada for you, my dear Senju?

Canon divergent AU where Izuna does not die and Madara stays in Konoha. Happy ending. For the HashiMada Minibang 2015- Beginnings/Endings Day 1

One day Gakushuu receives a particular email from a particular person

Izuna meets Indra, who tells him how he can save his brother.

Yvolgar has so much boyish and brash in him that he makes Vette look wise in her years. This merchant princeling thought Sith grand. He thought the Code to be an exact match to his aspirations. That's before he found out the place the Empire accords to his people. Before he was given another Twi'lek as a slave, before he met a young officer struggling to preserve his dignity...

AU - Deidara is invited to go to the beach with the Akatsuki, sans Sasori. Why? Sasori hates the beach! Sasori tries to convince Deidara not to go and to stay home with him. Especially after Deidara talks about... The girls in bikinis! There is only one way to make him stay home. Deisaso/Yaoi/two part - happy summer!

After the battle at the Valley of the End, Hashirama brings Madara back to Konoha and locks him in a room. With Tobirama's usual protests, Hashirama's attitude and Madara's discovery, things go wrong. This contains violence and descriptions of a corset piercing. Please proceed with caution if you are uncomfortable with these topics. HashiMada slash one-shot. Hashi pov added.

A few pornstars grant us a look inside their brain while recording their latest film. This is what they think during the movie. Yaoi, language and trying to give a funny side to the porn industry! Several male characters will show up!

I was challenged on tumblr to write about Madara's butt and this happened. Don't take it too seriously, the title says it all !

In which Madara is a girl. And so is Hashirama. "But... Hashirama is a boy's name..." "It- It's complicated." And it is, it really is. And then it just gets worse. A story about the lives of female Madara and transgirl Hashirama told in six parts.

Doing things that are in no way related to academics or skills will most likely result in a fiasco when it comes to Asano Gakushuu. AsanoxKarma

A microfic featuring an internal conflict within Akashi Seijuurou. After the battle against Murasakibara Atsushi at Teikou, the other Akashi never intended to surrender ownership of the body to the real Akashi. And the reason is...? AkaxAka with a hint of AkaKuro. Don't like? Don't read! No flaming please

The notoriously ruthless Chairman of Kunugigaoka Middle School gets a cold, and has a rare conversation with his son, Asano. (Mild spoilers for chapter 125)

It's bait, Shūzō knows this. He's witnessed Tatsuya doing the same thing more times than he can remember. Even so, he straightens and looks at his uninvited companion. "Really?" is the only reply he can think of, intrigued. Caught. In retrospect, this was his first bad decision in a string of many to follow.

Oneshot. A secret can be difficult to keep, especially if it involves love, and Sasori's feelings for Deidara have developed into just that. Trouble is, the blonde also happens to be his platonic friend. And completely oblivious. And as straight as a steel ruler. Oh joy. With Christmas fast-approaching, Sasori is soon put to the ultimate test of patience. WARNING: SasoDei. AU.

Nijimura prefers when it's just the two of them. However, Emperor has other plans.

Sasori doesn't particularly like Deidara, and Deidara doesn't particularly care. He knows how to manipulate Sasori against the Uchiha, and that's all that really matters. /drabble/ M for f bombs

Madara musiał zjawić się na przyjęciu u szychy Kraju Ognia. Już prawie północ. Chce już się wymknąć po cichu, kiedy ktoś go łapie za ramię... Czyżby to nie był koniec wieczoru? Skonfundowany Madara, Hashirama, z którym wyraźnie jest coś nie tak i Izuna, który po prostu umiera ze śmiechu...

Just another Hashidara drabble.

When it rains the whole night, Hashirama gets restless.

Hashirama discovers Madara's little secret: He has a liking for sweets. Slightly OOC om Madara's part, although this is more headcannon than anything. Rated M for later lemon.

In the beginning of the first shinobi war a ninja was sent to assassinate Senju Hashirama. The mission was a failure. Hashirama lived… but the thing is….he now had to face a very possessive and jealous Madara.

In that moment, Akashi knows that he would go to ends unknown for Shūzō's forgiveness, approval, and affection. The epiphany is both heart-warming and terrifying. The one in which Akashi learns to say 'I'm sorry'

Three words. With a simple sentence, the fate of the entire shinobi world would be changed forever. Madara learns this fact the hard way when Hashirama leaves him with an unexpected gift that he doesn't want, but can't return. Yaoi. HashiMada Mpreg. TobiIzu. Don't like, don't read.

Short one-shot in celebration of Sasori's Birthday! Deidara figures that his sarcastic room mate, Sasori, could do with some enlightenment on his Birthday; but will Deidara really be able to withstand the red-head's venomous behaviour and rude comments? Rated T for language and OOCness. Yaoi, SasoDei. Please review!

The Akashi family and the art of running away. Written for Character Battle 2014 on basketballpoetsociety Tumblr

Hey there, my name's Deidara. Although I've just moved house, I can already tell that something isn't right. Could it be the voice of a certain youth constantly demanding things? Or maybe the blood which seems to run down the walls whenever I was in the kitchen? Or possibly the fact that I am constantly being harassed by a being who may not even exist. Halloween one-shot, SasoDei!

In which Hashirama and Madara smoke a plant and confuse Tobirama for a hooker. T for 'drug' use.

It hits him then, that they've never, actually been on a date. Per se. They've seldom done typical 'couple things'. Akashi can be such a lump of ice at times that it hardly feels like they have anything more than a simple senpai-kōhai relationship. Nijimura tries to change that. Some more NijiAka

Madara was the kindred soul he had searched for. Hashirama called him brother because he didn't know what else Madara could be to him.

Nijimura has always thought of himself as an uncomplicated guy with a, mostly, uncomplicated life. If he sees trouble coming, he tries his best to dodge it. Shield himself from it. He doesn't invite it into his house and offer it tea. That is, he didn't. Until Akashi happened.

A typical day in which Hashirama get's his salad tossed.

It starts one Saturday afternoon, when, by complete chance, Akashi runs into Aomine at a local coffee house while visiting Tokyo for the weekend. After one bus trip and a short walk, he found himself in the quaint, little shop, sitting across from a slouching, troubled-looking Aomine, sipping tea from a disposable cup. NijiAka

Nijimura went to Rakuzan. It just made everything worse, but in a good way. One-shot, slight Nijiaka.

Fixation, captivation, obsession, that's how he'd describe his relationship with winning. He had to win, an emperor could not simply lose. He would sell his soul if that was what it took. He wouldn't be the one to fall from grace. He would never fall apart again, he would be the one making things fall into place. He refused to reign under a broken crown.

Only child, Deidara Iwa and his parents decide that It's time to add a new member to the family, and believe that the best choice is to adopt one around Deidara's age. But what if this "New brother" Isn't so nice and innocent as everyone believes him to be? What if Deidara is the only one who notices this? Based on the movie "Orphan". SasoXDei. Please review!

It only made sense: If Akashi was their "Mom", then Nijimura was clearly their "Dad". One-shot, slight NijiAka.

The things they share. Teikou Era NijiAka [Canonical character death]

His whole career had simply been to see and write, regardless if what he was seeing was what others saw or not. But to some, this was their only sight. Blind AU, Modern Setting, Written for SasoDei Day.

An Akakuro fanfiction One-Shot. Serin loses the final game against razukan.

Short one-shot. Sasori complains to Pein about his new blonde partner, resulting in an unamused reaction from the man, and some very hurt feelings. Rated T for language. Slight, slight, slight SasoDei at the end, but only if you squint. Please review!

There was always this boy sitting on a hill, on February the fourteenth. In his hands sat a red velvet box, and petals fell around him like a blessing from the heavens. He was waiting, they said, for the words "I'm home."

He really hates nights like these. *Angst/implied abuse*

When Deidara and his friend, Hidan, win tickets aboard the SS Titanic; Ship of the dreams, The blonde meets, a boy very different from himself. What will people think of the pair's relationship? And what will happen when disaster strikes? A re-write of Titanic...But SasoDei! Rated T for language, please review!

There's only less than an hour or so left before Rakuzan's first match of the winter cup, but their captain has gone missing. When he does return, however, chaos ensures in the locker room. Rated for Mibuchi being a drama queen and Mayuzumi's fantasies. No pairings intended. Complete.

Christmas 2013 one-shot, SasoDei month. It's Deidara and Sasori's first Christmas together, and Sasori's surprised by the fact that Deidara still believes in Santa. Will the red-head let the blonde wake up with no presents from Santa? Or will he save Christmas for them both? Rated T for slight sexual themes and language. Please review! Merry Christmas! SasoDei.

DeiSaso. Rated M. (Complete!) Deidara has been dead for 10 years. "I will come back, and taunt you. You will regret, Danna." Sasori recalls. "But How?" Just then, a moving truck stopped by. Out came a gorgeous blonde much like Deidara. But is it really the Deidara that Sasori knows? Tragedy. Yaoi. Don't like? Do not read.

I am just an invisible being without a name. I am just an invisible being without a name. I am just an invisible being without a name. I am just an invisible being without a name. "I know you're here..." he paused, walking seemingly closer to me, "Sasori..."

Deidara po studiach wraca do swojego starego liceum, by nauczać chemii. W tej samej szkole uczy Sasori - jego były nauczyciel, a zarazem kochanek. Na ile silne będzie uczucie młodzieńca wobec swojego mistrza po tych latach? SasoDei, yaoi, lemon, AU. Nie lubisz - nie czytaj. W przeciwnym razie zapraszam, recenzje mile widziane.

Life had been simple for Deidara. That was until Sasori, the new exchange student, arrived. How long will Deidara be able to last with Sasori's unique personality? Will he be able to put up with it? We'll just have to find out...Rated T, due to language. SasoxDei. Please review!

Hello, I'm Deidara. Nice to meet you. I'm hungry. My head hurts. Tomorrow, it'll be my first day of college. I moved into a new city. I should probs get a job. I'm still hungry. Maybe I'll find some coins in my pockets? SasoDei

Deidara, the fearsome terrorist bomber of Akatsuki, had a secret that he swore to himself never to reveal. Unfortunately, Hidan was never one to think before speaking. And it's not like he wanted anybody—particularly Sasori—to care that he hurt, or anything. Rated T for language. Characters strictly belong to Kishimoto Masashi.

Re-done. SasoDei. Deidara's goal is to turn a new, fresh page in his life. He enters a new high school, but runs into the bully group on his first day! To make matters even worse, he has to share a room with one of the bullies! Could things get any worse? He had to ask...

SasoDei. Deidara is after a Green Card. Sasori wants a marriage, temporary or permanent, to have his family finally shut up and let him be. Collaboration is likely to grant both of their wishes, but are they ready to deal with the possible consequences? AU

Suffering from different mental instabilities, locked up in a mental institute, Deidara's only hope of getting out is consultations with a therapist, not knowing how to cope with the feelings that he develops after meetings with him. A sudden disappearance sets his mind on target, but how will he be able to manage his disorders in able to show love? SasoDei. AU. One-shot.

Itachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very... interesting conversation. Suggestive themes.

Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan

Deidara lost his parents as a child too. Deidara was hurt too. Deidara had to deal with the pain too. Still Deidara is so happy, so bright, while Sasori is depressed and sour. Sasori's sick mentally. Deidara's sick physically. Maybe they can find a way to even out? Sasodei AU emotional story

When Sasori and Deidara fight a really strong enemy, Sasori ends up getting suck in the body of a 15-year old version of himself! Totally not used to being human, Deidara gets annoyed...

AU. Sasori saw the boy two times before the incident. But the boy had died. Deidara had killed himself. So why, two days later, was he standing in Sasori's bedroom? And why can't he talk, other than to bed Sasori to 'Help him? Rated M for gore, death, and possibly smut. Yaoi and abuse.

In which Sherlock and John go on a camping trip... and John is smart at three in the morning, Sherlock is probably just a little bit impressed, and going with the obvious answer here is the best choice, after all.

No matter what he did, what mistakes he made, who he slept with, he knew, after one look into those deep blue eyes, he would never be able to leave him. He was his Everything. DeiSaso. Rated T. R&R

Sasori is a famous samurai, and it is Deidara's dream to become his apprentice. Will Sasori accept a boy who has had absolutely no training in the Way of the Warrior? And would becoming a samurai really save Deidara from his painful past? Perhaps not.

Deidara is a 16 year boy who is clinically depressed and emo. Sasori is a seductive bastard who can always see the fun in life. Will Deidara learn some life lessons from him? Or is it too late?

Sequel to An Unordinary Day. Just when Deidara thinks that his life is finally starting to get better, reality decides to give him a hard slap across the face. Will Deidara ever live a normal life? SasoDei, MPREG, lemons, you get tha drill

SasoDei one shots! K is for Kidney Stones!

A former Jedi travels to Coruscant to convince the Jedi that the prophecy is a foreshadowing of their downfall. Can be considered AU as Xanatos lives.

Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.

Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.

Guardian Angels aren't the only things watching you while you're asleep. Deidara has moved into a new house, which everyone claims to be haunted. The blonde doesn't believe his friends, but what will happen if it turns out that they are actually correct?

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.

Sasori is going to a new school, where he just doesn't quite fit in, for a reason. But what will happen when a blonde creature by the name of Deidara becomes intrigued by their differences, and will their relationship turn to love?

Senior Padawan Xanatos Omega is appalled when he learns that he must take a pre-trials test in the Temple's nursery as a babysitter; that is until he meets young Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Based on the song Only One by Yellow Card. Sasori and Deidara get into a fight, so Deidara is planning on Committing Suicide. Can Sasori save him before it's too late, though?

Deidara is a slave in the mines, but what happens when one day a group of bandits called Akatsuki come along? How can Deidara survive the new world, and not get murdered by his Partner, Sasori? Deidara is slowly falling into the dark depths of corruption.

Sasori never wanted to attend a High School Reunion. Kisame feels otherwise. But when he's dragged to a 20-yr Reunion, Sasori fins that an old "friend" has returned...and has changed more than he ever imagined! WARNING: YAOI! SasoDei/DeiSaso

Deidara meets a seductive red head at a Night Club. Who is this mysterious man that goes by the name of 'Red? And why does he know so much about Deidara? Warning: Smut, Blood, Bondage, Abuse, etc X3

What happens when Pein forces all of Akatsuki to do Yoga? A LOT CAN HAPPEN! rated for language and suggested themes! hint of SasoDei... well more then a hint but you get it! Enjoy! Now edited!

Song fic. Deidara is going to a ball with his friend, but what happens when things go for a very unexpected turn? SasoDei, Yaoi, M for a reason! Now edited!

Sasori talks about how he has strong feeelings for Deidara, but dosnt have the courage to tell him.

Not everything's like it looks like. Sometimes life's just being surprising and confusing. But that what's the best about it, isn't it? AU. Yaoi. Saso/Dei and Dei/Saso, a bit of Kaku/Hidan and Dei/Hidan.

Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.

Sasori's P.O.V. SASODEI. Shounen Ai. This story will be based on this quote: “It's hard to let someone go who has touched your life. But, it hurts more to say goodbye when he was never yours yet changed your life the most."

You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course

Sasori hasn't left the hospital in ten years, and never reached out to the outside world. What happens when the outside world reaches in to him? Implied SasoDei yaoi. Rated T for sadness.

Deidara lusted after Mr. Akasuna all through his senior year, but while he was his student, that goal unattainable. Three years later their paths cross once again. Sometimes you have to have to deal with not always getting what you want.

Ah, the wonders of senior year in high school! Parties, beer, getting arrested...Deidara is just a normal teenager attending a normal high school, except for the fact that he's suicidal and his dad's a violent alcoholic. SasoxDei PeinxKonan HidanxKonan

Sasori is asked to talk about bullying in the high school he went to in his earlier years. Unfortunately though, it's his boyfriend's current school, and he is one of the bullies. Deisaso.

Sasori is the artistic coffee addict who never really had a friend until he meets Deidara, a pyromaniac who also happens to be the new employee at Starbucks. Sasori/Deidara. Shounen-ai, AU. COMPLETE

Everybody in high school is awkward. Deidara especially. AU. Saso/Dei

Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.

AU high school fic. Deidara's new to Konoha High and becomes attached to some instantly. But when it comes to Sasori, it seems to take more time. Will a friendship form during this school year, or something more? Last chappie made story turn M.

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

Deidara's a typical college student... With a psycho ex boyfriend that stalks him everywhere. Then there's the redhead that shows up at his work everynight... The blonde has stalkers. And both want him for their own. SasoriXDeidara. SasukeXDeidara.

Food, games and videos. What is going on in Akatsuki? And Sasori COOKS? The world has gone to an end! Not really though... My second attempt in fanfic, so please be nice. I suck at summeries...

-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.

On a long mission to the Land of Snow, Sasori reveals that his feelings, both physical and emotional are returning without any reasonable explination. What's Deidara going to do? SasoDei, DeiSaso, lime yaoi.

[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]

Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.