muhXcookkiehide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, and Warriors. I'm back! I'm thinking of starting some new stories and completely abandoning the ones that I have now just because 1) I no loger have the original files, and 2) I personaly lost interest in them. I'll probably do some more SasoDei later on. If you want to complain about me not finishing my stories, or have a pitch for a possible story, drop me a note! I'd love to listen! dA Account: http:// Fiction Press Account: http://www.fictionpress.info/humday (The picture was created by jbay64 from dA and was only colored by me) Completed Stories: -Slow Night (SasoXDei) -All You Wanted (SasoXDei) - The Ice Rink and Café Mimi (SasoXDei, KakuHida) Uncompleted Story: -Being a Ninja (OCXDei) Stories that I WON'T be finishing (unless I decide otherwise): -The Pharaoh's Girl (SasoXDei, ItaXDei, KakuXHida) -When Will You Learn (SasoXDei, KisaXIta, KakuXHida, PeinXKo) -A Snowy Monday Afternoon (SasoXDei, PeinXKo) -Akatsuki Warriors (Crossover between Naruto and Warriors) -I'll Show You (SasoXDei) -Victorian (SasoXDei) -Faint (VampSasoXDei) -Warriors: a New Place (OC story based on Erin Hunter's "Warriors") -Tomorrow is Another Day (Saso?Dei) -All You Wanted (SasoXDei) - The Ice Rink and Café Mimi (SasoXDei, KakuXHida) | |||||||
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Thunderstorms by Kiko Gorgon reviews
Well this story is not mine but i asked to put this up from Deviantart. Okay, well! Here's yet ANOTHER SasoDei, but this one is fluffy. *lol* It's just cutesey stuff, kinda light-hearted. By Jarkis0Jockovis at Deviantart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Baby Blue by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
"Well, Congratulations, You're 5 Weeks Pregnant!" "I'M WHAT, UN! ? !" Sequel to SasoDei School of Freaks. Warning: Yaoi, MPreg, Lemons, SasoDei, and pairings from School of Freaks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,321 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Magic City by Devilis Kyuu reviews
AU Fic. Sasori was a successful puppet businessman. On the way to a business meeting one day, his car broke down. Deciding not to make his fellow businessmen wait for him, he got out of his car and decided to walk towards his destination when
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
The Miser and the Jashinist by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Kakuzu finds a baby on his steps one rainy day and as much as he doesn't want to take the child in, he does and raises him as his own. KakuHidan and SasoDei rated M for language and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
SasoDei The Price of Red by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara meets a seductive red head at a Night Club. Who is this mysterious man that goes by the name of 'Red? And why does he know so much about Deidara? Warning: Smut, Blood, Bondage, Abuse, etc X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei Sekkus Skato by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is sent to a new school. Kunoichi College...Where all the students are girls...How can Deidara survive? ! Can he get some help from a certain red head with glasses? Pfft, Deidara better hope for a miracle!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,146 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
DeiSaso On the Rebound by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Basicly the ulterior version of my fan fiction DeiSaso Not on the Rebound
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
DeiSaso Not on the Rebound by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori thinks that his girlfriend is cheating on him. Will he sleep with Deidara while he is on the Rebound? Only one way to find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Clans by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Pain and the other Akatsuki members are going to try out clan life, but when Pain finds something that he wants from the clans, he and the others work to achieve it by being the best warriors they can be. Warrior Cats/Akatsuki rated M for violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008
SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
To Fly With Soiled Wings by Ninjalicious Babe reviews
Deidara's life isn't exactly what you'd call 'enjoyable'. Forced to live through an abusive step-father, bullying at school, and a traumatic accident, Deidara concluded his only reason to live is so he can finally experience true happiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,781 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
SasoDei Fangs and Fur by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori is a brown eyed vampire slaying werewolf, but what happens when a certain blue eyed Vampire slips a moon stone collar around his neck? Sasori might be stubborn, but Deidara is awfully seductive. But why does Deidara seem so familiar? Now has sequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Blood and Lust and Waking Worlds by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Deidara's been sneaking off to the graveyard, but what has he been up to? The red headed vampire Sasori has been awaiting him in his home hidden beneath a mausoleum. They know what they want, and there's no beating around the bush. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Big Doll House by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
After 5 years on the run, the 20 year old known as Akasuna Sasori is finally caught. More than just the cold steel bars of jail await him, old vicious enemies, new feared allies...and a hot blonde escape artist? Jail was nothing like Sasori expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Action by thedemonsangel reviews
While filming on a set, Deidara has an issue with his co-star, and Itachi only continues to make things worse. Au, two-shot, SasoDei, onesided ItaDei, rated for language and implied events, more warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Screw Me Senseless by spirited curiosities reviews
It started with a question: "Can you even have sex, Sasori no danna?" It ended with a haughty command: "Screw me senseless." Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Living As One Of Them by toontwins reviews
Naruto receives an invitation. After being given wrong directions, Naruto finds himself involved in a dark vampire world. How will Naruto take to his new life as a vampire, especially as Sasuke's slave? SasuxNaru ItachixSasu ItachiXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,473 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rape, Fear, Trust and Love by BullDeme reviews
I suck at summarys....but...Hidan misbehaves, Pein punishes him, Kakuzu finds out...!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Pain/Pein, Hidan - Complete
A Season of Poison by BomberBrat reviews
It's Saori's birthday, and Kisame,and Tobi throw him a party, who knew the night would take such an interesting turn for the better? . DeiSaso, rated M for drug use, and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cry For Me - SasoDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Deidara cries every night but Sasori pretends not to notice until tragedy and the help of some friends make him realize he can no longer ignore it. Angsty one shot. Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The wakeup call by messlady reviews
What will happen when usually morning bird, or should I say puppet, oversleep one day? What will his blond lover do to wake him up? Read to find out. Just a little one-shot lemon. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei Swear on my Life by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
He heard footsteps…the soft trudge of shoes on rocks as a figure walked away from him. Deidara spun around, the puppet on his lap collapsing onto the floor. Warning: SasoDei, lemons, etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Vampire No Danna II by yokosfangirl reviews
Sequel to Vampire No Danna. It’s Deidara’s birthday, but Sasori has forgotten. Little does Deidara know is that Sasori has a surprise he’ll never forget. Rated M for lemon and slight bondage. DeiSaso. Don't like yaoi, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Immortal Bombs by Kuma Naru reviews
Ok, so this is a Deidara and Hidan yaoi One-Shot! I think the characters personalities are a little off...but I think I did ok, So hope you enjoy it! I know it may look like a lot, but it really isnt! it wont take long to read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
SasoDei Camera Flash by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is sick of Sasori always taking photos of him. Sasori in the end agrees, for he has something much more devious planned for his blonde partner. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons/Smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Heart in Armor by Roving Otter reviews
Sasori never wanted a new partner, particularly not a loud, hot-headed, inexperienced brat. Then he finds himself feeling things he hasn't felt in years. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,013 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Love Poison by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara tries to slip Sasori a Love Potion. But what happens when he accidentaly drinks it himself? Even more chaos is breed when Itachi is entangled in the love story. Will Sasori be able to save Deidara from the blonde's own stupidity?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Untouchable Innocence by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori is disgusted with himself, but he can't help it. His blond partner is just so irrisistable. Rated M for a reason. Written on a dare, just for the challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Jashinist Nightmare by RurikoTsukuyomi reviews
Itachi's been having disturbing nightmares of being violated... Hidan tries to help him calm down from the horrifying nightmares... Who IS the man in Itachi's nightmares? YAOI. Naughty language! OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Unrequited love? by cannibalistic-queen reviews
Deidara is afraid that although he loves sasori to no end, that Sasori will not accept it and because he cant bear to be around his love anymore "knowing" he will never be loved back, he runs away from the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
All I Ask of You by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori only wants one thing. Deidara's total and utter submission. Is that really too much to ask for? Lemony goodness! Thanks from BomberBrat for 103 favorites!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Burned by GaaraFreak6 reviews
Itachi cheats on deidara. How will our blonde take it? Read and find out. yaoi. PLEASE REVIEW.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SnowBall Fight by YaoiFanatic1031 reviews
Sasori and Deidara get into a snowball fight! Yaoi! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Mission Kirigakure by Yumi-Tsubato reviews
Can Pein control his urges around the beautiful Uchiha Itachi? I know this is a bad summary but, if I say more it'll ruin everything...I dun own Naruto but it would be so cool if i did! oh and btw, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
You Belong With Me by Cloudsofsand reviews
Deidara has always thought Sasori and him would be a perfect couple. The only problem is, Sasori is with Itachi. How can he compare? Based on the Song You belong with me by Taylor Swift. One-Shot. Sasodei YAOI R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
One Day Like This by BrandNewOrange reviews
Sasori and Deidara welcome the dawn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
This Familiar Parabol by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori has been holding onto the feelings that Deidara is unaware he has for a long time now, they have a relationship based solely on Deidara's pleasure and nothing else. Even miserable, will Sasori complicate what he has with his blond lover?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Blinded By The White Light by Cloudsofsand reviews
Sasori is lonely and has given up on life. When he goes to a new school, can a certain blonde change his mind? AU Slight Sasodei/Deisaso
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Dance With Me by ShadesofDeath reviews
Sasori's a new dance teacher, Deidara's a student, and Itachi's a depressed physco. Abuse, mentioning of Yaoi, SasoxDei ItaxDei Characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A little SasoDei Problem by Demon's Halo reviews
Deidara has a little lemony problem. Sasori is very aggrivated and well... the doctor is very very confused. A short little bit of crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Love Song by ShadesofDeath reviews
they work at a music store, they both were in love with eachother, but neither never knew, until one night, when one song brings them close togehter. Characters Masashi Kishimoto slight shonen-ai SasoxDei oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Arson by Cloudsofsand reviews
Sasori is a senior, he is also responsibly for mulitple cases of Arson. But when his partner, Orochimaru, gets injured during one of the bombings, he is forced to have a new teammate. SASODEI YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
It hits the fan by IceCrome reviews
After taking advantage of a drunken Deidara, Sasori struggles to accept his feelings. Wounds begin to open and everything starts to hit the fan. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Proper Balance of You and Me by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Sasori has overloaded his schedule to look good on college apps, but Deidara is slowly winning him over to his side with time spent kissing in corners rather than studying. AU, DeiSaso oneshot. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hiruko by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara learns to like that ugly puppet of sasori's. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
A Tall Cappuccino by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Sasori is the artistic coffee addict who never really had a friend until he meets Deidara, a pyromaniac who also happens to be the new employee at Starbucks. Sasori/Deidara. Shounen-ai, AU. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sexual Tension by IceCrome reviews
Everybody in high school is awkward. Deidara especially. AU. Saso/Dei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
You Talk Too Much by hell-raiser13 reviews
SasoHida SasorixHidan Yaoi BoyxBoy Don't like? Don't read. It's only a fluff anyways. Nice a cuddly. Sasori has a crush on Hidan but tries to deny it. While on a mission he starts getting ideas, what to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sasori, Hidan - Complete
Mommy by Tally Mai-chan reviews
While in a mission in Ame Deidara finds a little girl that thinks he's her mommy, dark-ish fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidara's Voicemail by PoisonAngelTears reviews
Deidara's got a new iPhone...what will his voicemail be? AU-ish Oneshot, sort of fluff...T just b/c I'm paranoid...slight crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blood Bonds by RedSand reviews
Deidara was a vampire hunter, Sasori was a vampire. It was impossible for them to fall in love, right? Sasodei, Kakuhida, yaoi, character death, au.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Blood and Cookies by SkyeFox reviews
Vampire Sasodei -smut-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I hate love by hell-raiser13 reviews
I hate loving you".....The blonde had no idea how much those words had hurt. Rated for possible later chapters, if no later chapters then it'll be changed to rated T. HiDei HidanxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Hidan, Deidara
AccidentallyOnPurpose by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Slipping away from the group during a field trip, Sasori and Deidara are eager to snatch up some...erm...alone time. SasoDei oneshot, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bloody by blueball reviews
An AU fan fiction. Deidara is a normal teen who's dying from an unknown disease, Sasori is a cold hearted vampire who loves killing. Somehow the latter ends up saving the blonds life... Eventual SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,655 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I Love Detention by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara has to serve his detention with the worst teacher ever, Mr. Akasuna, what will happen when things are said? warning: Yaoi! characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
High School Lie by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara wants to get into a famous art school, but to do so, he has to dress as a girl. He ends up getting a room with Sasori, what will happen when Sasori finds out that Deidara is a boy? I dont own Naruto, all chacters belong to their owner, SasoXDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara has paperwork to do, but Sasori needs stress relief. Itachi calls Deidara, wanting the finished paperwork 'now', but the blonde can barely make complete sentences through what Sasori is doing to him. SasoXDei, yaoi smut!. Fun modern office-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Asylum by Ice-Fire358 reviews
After destroying a school Deidara is taken to an asylum, and when he arrives he meets a redhead that has more problems than himself. SasoDei yaoi rated M for language and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,231 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Playing Doctor by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's going to the doctor for his first prostate exam. Things turn out a lot more interesting than he thought they would be. SasoDei, PWP, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Lost by Da-Sock-Eater reviews
Life or Death. Love or Family. Deidara must choose one of these things when he was put in the hospital by a car accident. Will he choose his family in Heaven and die, or will he choose Sasori and live? Inspired by a true story. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Mission by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dreams by Candy House reviews
Sasori can't sleep. Maybe it has something to do with Deidara being in the same room?Sasori x Deidara. Fluff and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Diplomatic Mission for Suna’s Akasuna no Sasori by BoREdom mAnIFEsT reviews
Mission Description: Babysit the Tsuchikage’s eightyearold son for the next two days.Mission Objective: Buy the kid lots of candy and entertain him so he can tell daddy all about his fun day. Teen!Sasori, Kid!Deidara, SasoDei, fluff, no longer oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,916 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Way by Saya-Sama reviews
Sasori had been forced off on a solo mission, and Deidara was left alone. when loneliness set in, Deidara made a big mistake. Now sasori's back, and he knows. Lyric oneshot to pretty girlthe way by Sugarcult. [SasoDei] [implied ItaDei]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Model by sharingank reviews
Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Roses Are An Art by only-my-will reviews
Deidara and Sasori have n argument again, so Deidara goes out to pick flowers to forgive Sasori. DeidaraxSasori. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It all started with a music class… by DemonicInsomniac reviews
Ah yes, it was just a normal day at Bay High school. Well, should be normal anyway. However, one of the brightest students had managed to get detention… But we all know it wasn’t his fault, now do we? SasoxDei, warnings: Slight oocness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Of Flesh by Eliptica reviews
Sasori knows he cannot give Deidara what he truly wants, and it's becoming increasingly more difficult to remain amoral. After all, nothing is more sickening than muttered I Love Yous. [SasDei][DeiIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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Being a Ninja
"So basically I can use my chakra to hold the fire onto my katana? That's what you're saying right?" I asked holding my katana in one hand and an unlit candle in the other. "Theoretically." Kazue, my co-leader, stood beside me, ready to light my candle... Follow the story of my original character, Ranori Miwa, as she leads her organization in the ninja world. Akatsuki Included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Deidara, Pain/Pein
The Ice Rink and Café Mimi reviews
All Deidara and Hidan planed on doing today was going Ice Skating. But that changed, once their idiocy gets them in trouble with the staff. Songfic to "Halfway Gone" by Lifehouse. SasoDei and KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Faint reviews
“Honestly Deidara? I have no clue, but I don’t think we should cross of the possibility. You two should keep your ears open for any talk of…vampires.” Sasodei Vamp Fanfic. Request for Blood Drenched Scorpion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Towmorrow is Another Day reviews
Sasori never believed in ghosts or anything supernatural, but what happens when a 12 year old blonde ghost tries to change his mind by "telling" the redhead about his death? Sasori might not be as right as he thought he was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
All You Wanted reviews
"He just sat there, like he always does. Leaning against the tree in the center of the schoolyard and eating a strawberry Pocky stick." A songfic about Deidara's life with Sasori
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Slow Night reviews
“You’re asking me for advice on dresses?” Sasodei one-shot, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Warriors: A New Place reviews
It was quite in the clearing. Duststar sat on the high rock, looking up at the sky. The tall grass surrounding her was swaying lightly in the breeze. “It’s nice out tonight.” She purred. An completely OC story from one of my favortie books
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010
Victorian reviews
Sasori is a very rich and popular man, Deidara is poor and highly respected among the lower class citizens. Set around the 1850's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatuki Warriors reviews
The Akatsuki characters are trying to deal with the hardships of being a clan of rogues slipping slowly into insanity and extinction. Illness, MPreg, light gore, yaoi Rated "M" because I don't know what I'll write, but it's probably more suitible for "T"
Crossover - Naruto & Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Akatsuki
A Snowy Monday Afternoon reviews
Deidara goes up to Tahoe to celebrate his friend's Konan's wedding, only to find that her fiance's best friend is a smoking hot red-head. Rated M for future possible smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
The Pharaoh's Girl reviews
The Akatsuki's in Egypt, Itachi's the Pharaoh, Deidara and Sasori are in a forbidden love...what could possibly go wrong? Rated M for smut in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
When Will You Learn reviews
Deidara and Hidan are the best of friends, but when Sasori gets a little to close to his blonde friend, Hidan desides to seperate them, permenatly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Sasodei Songfic
Deidara's new in the Akatsuki and through a series of retarded-not-so-scary events, he bumps into Sasori. Think he's happy? Inspired by: "Halloween" by Aqua
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
