What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?

When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.

Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU

A set of 'reveal' senarios where Merlin's abilities are discovered by different people in different ways. Poems, Drabbles and Ficlets. This fic is likely to be reopened in the future

Before they swore their allegiance to Prince Arthur at the Round Table, their loyalty had already been earned by the servant at his right hand. From the POV of Lancelot, Gwaine, Percival, Guinevere, Gaius, and finally Merlin himself. **UPDATE** Upon request (though belatedly delivered) a second chapter has been added with Arthur's POV.

If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.

My collection of drabbles. Will be a variety, including bromance, humor, friendship, romance, and angst. No slash, but plenty of bromance to suffice. Chapter 985- Percival's whole village burned before him. (Family)

A collection of stories, each inspired by a different big, weird, or obscure word, angsty, funny, suspenseful; genre depending on the word of the day. NOW: "The scariest thing about Arthur's reaction to Merlin's magic was that he didn't react at all."

Sequel to Do Or Do Not, There Is No Try. It's official. Tony and Loki are dating. But what about jerk dads Howard and Odin? And surely this will cause a riot at school. Not to mention Thor's ire as well as the Warrior's Three. Maybe next time Tony should consider dating a less life destroying nerd. Not that that would be any fun.

For a prompt at norsekink: Thor has never mentioned having a brother to his friends, so when Thor starts spending every waking moment with the new kid, they think they're dating. Tony is jealous because tall, dark and handsome is more his type. Highschool AU, Frostiron pairing.

In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.

Ch. 38 updated. When Inuyasha uses the jewel to become a full demon, it has a tragic outcome. This story touches painful subjects of love betrayed, survival, and redemption. This is a dark, sometimes bitter story for emotionally adult readers who understand that even the best people sometimes lose themselves and the pain of returning to those feelings. In short, it's a love story.

HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John

When Loki falls to Earth he has every intention of conquering it, but as a cat he is taken in by Tony Stark, and as he watches him struggle through life in the face of certain death, the Trickster starts to think twice about what he had on Asgard.

It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru

An interesting sounding side-quest brings a new member into an unlikely party of adventurers, and unveils a city's general dislike of the shadows for what it really is: Discrimination of anyone whose job it is to work from the shadows. -Fantasy AU, FrostIron-

After Misa drags Mello to a rave, all he can think of is the redheaded DJ he saw there. They are from two different worlds, and he knows it's for the best to forget about him, but even so, he can't get the mysterious man out of his head. MelloxMatt. AU.

Pack dynamics are confusing enough for the Avengers without adding the complete mess that Thor and Loki grew up with, but they aren't given much choice when Loki goes into heat in the middle of a battle and Tony's alpha instincts tell him he has to take care of his pack, enemy or no. -Alpha/Omega troupe with a twist, Tony/Loki-

Love is a grave mental disease. -Plato. Past Rodeo Drive and Sunset Boulevard, on the outskirts of LA, he'll find a bar. And in that bar, he'll find a smile. It always starts with a smile. MelloxMatt, AU. Mature.

"Mr. Stark, it's a pleasure." Slash. Tony/Loki

Post-Avengers. It is the duty of the Æsir to safeguard the Nine Realms and keep peace in the universe. Thanos wages war on Midgard and the Sons of Odin must take up their sacred charge. Loki must bear arms, side-by-side with Earth's own heroes, against the Mad Titan and the darkness in his own mind. Loki-centric. Eventual FrostIron. Universe 7437.

One night, a boy is found on a doorstep. He remembers nothing of his past and is unwillingly thrown into a contract with a demon. Now, he must become the perfect servant and pet to the devil...or something close to it. Slightly AU and YAOI! SebaCiel

Something has been bothering Merlin, and Arthur wants to know what it is. On a trip meant to discover what is ailing Merlin, Arthur learns more than he bargained for. Note that all of my stories are Friendship only - NO SLASH!

Itachi decides to entertain himself by winning over the heart of some poor sap. But what happens when that person happens to be Sasuke's own best friend and crush? Will Sasuke be able to keep Naruto out of his brother's clutches? ItaNaru ,mainly SasuNaru

That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.

Sequel to On Shaky Ground! As an army of sorcerers marches on Camelot, Merlin scrambles to come up with a defense strategy. In the meantime: Arthur, newly enlightened about the identity of the mysterious "Emrys," finds hiding his knowledge a little more difficult than he originally anticipated. No slash, as always

An attempt at landscaping turns into something far more lethal when a certain stone angel shows signs of life.

A collection of one-shots and short-stories, some AU, some not, mostly centered around Ciel and Sebastian and how they interact. Angels and demons, childishness, love and hate, truth and lies and everything in between... it's all here. Enjoy.

Mello lives by a few simple rules. The main one? Never get emotionally attached, especially when they have a kid. Enter his new Tech Support.. The man who Mello just might break all his rules for.

To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.

Merlin's magic is revealed and Arthur struggles with his views on magic and the issue of trust. It takes talks with Gwen and Gaius, as well as a display of innocent magic viewed secretly from a bush, to make him realise that nothing which truly mattered has ever really changed. Post-S3, will now be considered AU.

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

Sequel to the oneshot Making Friends. Tony still has no idea what he's doing, and quite honestly, he's stopped trying to figure it out. Pairing is Tony/Loki, with appearances by the Avengers and Shield. Rating will go up

Fury destroys lives. It clouds judgement, ruins friendships, and can make a person do horrible things he may regret for the rest of his life. Merlin was always taught to control his temper, and taught never to enrage anyone else if he could help it. But this time, fury was the only tool he had to save his king. Whatever it took, he would save Arthur.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

My attempt at writing short stories in the 221-B format 221 words, last word starting with B . I'm really enjoying writing and I think these will encourage me to to do it more often and present an interesting challenge. Note: These stories are not sequential, or even necessarily in the same universe. Unless otherwise specified, each drabble is a unique, complete entity.

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

Sherlock had on his 'I am going to ask you extremely personal questions' face, so John put a bookmark between his current pages and placed the novel on the arm of his chair. He settled back. These interrogations were never short and rarely were they comfortable. Johnlock, oneshot

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

If asked, Tony Stark would be hard pressed to figure out how Loki Laufeyson ended up in his bed, or how the chaos god continued being there. But he can't deny enjoying it.

Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.

I dive into my Mind Palace, winding through corridors and down into the Catacombs, where all my secrets are hidden. In this sanctuary, I have a special chamber for my imagination that I use for my Guilty Pleasure. .:. Johnlock. NOW WITH SEQUEL ATTACHED.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

...And One Time He Fell.

Matt and Mello from birth to their twenties, together in childhood, cruel separation, the search for each other, through orphanages, asylum, violence... How life can try to kill you from the inside and someone can still make you feel alive...

Outgoing text messages to a dead man's phone.

Sherlock might not be overly skilled at this whole 'romance' thing. Johnlock, fluff, oneshot.

Post S3. When a patrol goes missing under strange circumstances, Arthur is determined to find out what happened, and no one can persuade him otherwise. With nothing to go on but a foreboding story, Merlin fears that their luck might finally run out.

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

Chapter 15 now posted! Hatter pays the consequences for going through the looking glass. War is brewing and The Lion and the Unicorn were fighting for the crown, Hatter and Alice are reunited...

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

Post Season One, AU. Ciel's game has finally ended, and he's ready to finally die. But when he's thrown into another game without a say, where will he end up? Who will he have left? Will Sebastian come back? And most of all...why is he still alive?

A sorcerer starts bragging that he is Emrys, the most powerful of all. The others don't believe it and put it to a test-a cave that holds power that only Emrys can wield. What happens when Uther hears? What happens if he's not Emrys? Set before 3x12

John needs a date to the charity function now that he and Sarah are on the outs, so Mike steps in and gives John a number. He almost forgets about it until later. But decides to check it out.

Sherlock knows John's mind better than he does. Friendship, non-slash, short

The bowtied man smiled, a smile so different but so familiar, and Wilfred's jaw dropped realization came. "Doctor?" His voice shook a bit. The grin grew wider. "Hello, Wilf."

Spoilers for S2E03 The Reichenbach Fall. Accompanied by angst, happy ending not included. This is an AU, set in a world where those who fall in love receive Marks on their ring finger.

Sequel to Arthur's Silent Guardian! With the unknown identity of his sorcerer-protector plaguing him, Arthur is unsure how to deal with this new knowledge. Meanwhile, a series of mysterious earthquakes is threatening the safety of Camelot. No Slash.

When Uther tries to convince Balinor to turn away from his power, he doesn't find the dragonlord. Instead, he finds a new son.

4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!

In which Sherlock has an adversarial relationship with Santa Claus, and John invents a new holiday tradition.

There are some things a man doesn't want to know about his brother, no matter how fond he is of spy cameras. Slash relationship and gratuitous discussion of sex, thank you Sherlock.

Mycroft brings interesting news to light to John about Sherlock. It's not what he's expecting. It takes a back seat, however, when Moriarty resurfaces. T for Eventual talk of torture, crazy dreams, language

John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .

Wammy's House, a place full of gifted misfits with horrible pasts. The goal is to produce the next L, but at what cost? Take a peek into the lives before, during, and after Wammy's House. M for swearing, sex, violence, drug use, & other disturbing things.

Tag to 'His Father's Son'. Arthur's decision to stop the battle was a brave one, but he didn't make it on his own. It took a group of loyal knights and one very noble servant to point him in the right direction. 4x05

Involves crossdressing. As a disguise. And with the utmost of professionalism. Because that's how Sherlock rolls. Except John discovers he can't handle it.

Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.

AU. PI Arthur Pendragon is the best in the business. He has never crossed a case he couldn't solve. But with someone attacking sorcerers and a new assistant who's keeping too many secrets, he may just have bitten off more than he can chew this time.

Parody of an A-Z children's book; the alphabet Merlin style. Poetry, parody, crack. "A is for Arthur, the prince of the prats, B is for Bastet, those big, black, winged cats..." Pure silliness with a hint of cleverness.

A series of short one-shots from the "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective, and a Scot" verse. John/Sherlock

After an unusual incident in a London alleyway, confusing feelings arise at the worst possible time. John/Sherlock. Angst, Plot, Slash, Smut & Fluff; just how you all like it...

In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.

John/Sherlock, established; "John... The next step after a few years of married life is usually children." John snorted his tea, coughing and hacking as he stared at Sherlock's serene expression, violin cradled in his arms. "Oh God. You're serious!"

Destiny. For him it is both burden and blessing. How fair that fate lead to that friendship, how cruel that he must lie to protect it. The question being what more will destiny ask of him? What price to obey it? Prequel to A Question of Motives

John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M

Dr. Martha Jones takes a job in a mental hospital, in a special ward, notorious for difficult patients and strange occurrences. As she digs into its history and mystery, she learns what makes it special, and why no patient nor doctor lasts long there.

As he lay there bearing witness to the battle before him, he could scarce believe what he saw. What was he to believe? What to do? How are you supposed to react when the man you saw as your closest friend turns out to be a sorcerer? *Spoilers for SE-3*

A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?

Sherlock and John discover that the internet contains all sorts of disturbing things.

100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.

Arthur and Merlin are captured by bandits, and negotiating for their safety leaves them depending on each other.

A letter Arthur writes to Merlin so that, when his secret comes out, the idiot will know that he knew all along.

In the night of Ciel's 18th birthday, he and Sebastian are taking a walk through the woods. Right at midnight, they begin to talk ... / Sebastian x Ciel

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

Arthur tries to talk Merlin out of a long fall with a sudden stop, and then gets a little more information than he bargained for. Sequel to "Standing on the Edge of Forever".

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

A turning point at the turn of the century. -SebaCiel. Part of the "Bicentennial" universe.-

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.

Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock

You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.

Merlin does magic. Merlin doesn't have magic. Elyan is confused.

Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.

Morgana can't accuse Merlin of poisoning her without risking her own exposure, so she decides to get him killed another way. But after all is said and done, can she let Merlin die… especially after her heart's reaction when she pressed her lips to his?

A not-so-typical day in the not-so-typical life of a not-so-typical demon. -SebaCiel, WillxGrell. Part of the "Bicentennial" universe.-

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

In which John Watson finds himself in the curious position of being in love with Sherlock Holmes, despite his lack of sexual attraction to him. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John. Platonic romance/nonsexual soulmates.

When Merlin follows Morgana to her meeting with Morgause in 3x1, he doesn't know that he, too, is being followed. Arthur is there to witness everything that transpires. Will he be able to rescue Merlin and will he even want to when he finds out the truth?

Five pictures, two devils, one question. -SebaCiel. Part of the "Bicentennial" universe.-

After an incident in the supermarket, Sherlock and John are advised to attend a joint therapy session, but the therapist may be the one needing therapy after meeting Sherlock Holmes! One-shot.

Mello doesn't remember Matt from Wammy's House. Matt just strolled into his place casually, saying he'd be a better hacker then the one Mello's got.

'I think that either L or Wammy kidnap genius children and bring them here to become the next L. And the things that happened to us, as well as the fact that everyone who could truly identify us is dead, are a bit more than coincidental.' - MM,Char Death

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

It ends with Lord Alcott screaming for Gwaine and Merlin's immediate banishment or execution. Arthur is given the, uh, pleasure of trying to figure out what the hell happened. Questing Trio centric!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.

Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."

Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.

In which Arthur decides to write the greatest fan-fiction ever, Merlin is scarred for life, and Emachinescat continues to satire everything that just so happens to wander into her line of sight.

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.

Harry and Merlin duke it out for the title of "Most Crapped On." Both have been through insanely angsty times, but what happens when they face off about who's had it worse... with a plethora of fellow characters as an audience and Gandalf as referee?

Danger is Sherlock's life, but this game of Moriarty's pushes it beyond anything else Sherlock and John have ever known. When the game is this deadly, there can only be one winner. And when you're playing for your life, you need something to live for.

Halfway through Sherlock's Great Hiatus, Mycroft comes to him with the news that John has died. But all is not what it seems…

After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.

What if John and Sherlock had met before, only neither remembered it? A discussion of Sherlock's troubled past stirs memories in John. Rated M for drug use and implied sexiness, but nothing explicit. S/J, established relationship, one-shot.

Mello is a detective who loses a bet and has to crossdress for a day when he meets Matt. He decides to pursue Matt as a girl out of fear of rejection. Meanwhile his job gets more and more complicated. AU OOC

Because when you're forced to marry a certain blond who might be a homophobe, things are bound to get hectic. Matt just didn't expect things to turn out this bad. AU

Now the fingers, long and pale, were running along the keys, and as Mail decided it was time to end this, the first note swallowed his protest, making it impossible for him to go on as the second, third notes resounded.

and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

In which Mello asks a stupid question and Matt is a surprisingly convincing actor. Language, MxM oneshot.

Death changes people. When John's wife Mary passes suddenly, both men are surprised by the changes that occur as time marches on. Very mild slash. First fic in a long time and first fic in this universe, so thoughts are most welcome!

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

Special days call for special gifts. SebaCiel.

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

3x13 tag. Lancelot doesn't understand Merlin. He saves all of Camelot, yet asks for no recognition. Well someone needs to thank him, and Lancelot decides to fulfill that roll. But what if someone else is within hearing distance when he does?

In which gifts are given, visits are made, food is eaten, things are revealed & Sherlock finally gets what he really wants for Christmas Inspired by 'that film.' Took the pieces, scrambled them up in a blender and ran them through a John shaped funnel.

You can be the straightest person in the world until you find that special someone. It is the feelings for that person that matter, and the challenges you are willing to face to be with them. A high school story of discovery, trust, and above all, love.

What starts out as a routine assassination for Matt quickly spirals into a mess of conspiracy, secrets, and passion. With his life at stake, Matt has to choose which side to play for when there is no good guy. Matt/Mello AU

John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.

Kamiya Kaoru finds herself ensnared in a war between immortal where the rules no longer apply. Trapped by a fanged, amber-eyed man who has not only claimed her, but dominance over her soul, her body and possibly her heart. Darkfic. Re-Posted.

A consulting detective and a diagnostician from Princeton must reluctantly join forces to solve a mystery that threatens them both. Moriarty never expected this...

John/Sherlock. Lestrade notices things that everyone else doesn't.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

All the many things Lestrade has found out that he really, really wishes he never had. Two fics in one. Multiple pairings, all of them slash.

Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.

After revealing his magic to Arthur due to life-threatening circumstances, Merlin decides it's time he learned to heal. With Gaius off dealing with an illness in the outer villages, Merlin is left to his own methods, bearing some rather costly outcomes.

The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.

Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...

Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.

John finds an interesting way to stop Sherlock being rude. Lestrade is suitably disturbed by this. John/Sherlock, mild sexual content, written for a prompt.

There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru

John gets annoyed that all Sherlock ever plays on the Strad is random screeching. Sherlock shows that he actually CAN play the violin, and play it very well. Slash.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

"Mail Matthew Jeevas, you may kiss the bride!" Matt doesn't know what to think about his relationship with Jessebell, doesn't know what to think about a lot of things. When his work sends him to a certain blonde's condo, he chooses not to think at all.

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

Yet another of John's dates with Sarah is interrupted by Sherlock. But why does the detective want advice from Sarah herself? Crack and silliness.

"I love everyone in this room," he announced proudly."I know you do, buddy," John replied "Which is why you're going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you're a good friend." "I am a good friend!" Sherlock agreed.

Once upon a time, there were two boys named Matt and Mello. These two boys fell in love, but they couldn't stop their deaths. But once upon a time needs happily ever after, so these boys get one more life, one more chance to love and to live.

It didn't creep up on them, nor did it appear in some almighty epiphany which resulted in their running into each other's arms declaring words of love and devotion. Rather, it had always been there, because that is just the way it was. John/Sherlock

"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

In which it's two a.m., Mello's buying chocolate, and Reno is hitting on Matt. Don't worry, Mello's coming to save him.

Matt is working in a bar to take his mind off of his past. A lonely husband and a crime syndicate are among his usual patrons, but when a familiar blond enters the building, Matt's past catches up with him. One-shot. M for swearing and yaoi.

Mello will do anything he has to do to take over the Mafia. Anything. Or... well... almost anything. MelloxMatt, Mello POV. REWRITE. Complete.

After being burned in his explosion, Mello is found by Matt, who had been looking for him ever since he left the Wammy House. It's always nice to have an old friend on your side, but after almost 5 years, it's bound to be an odd reunion. Matt/Mello

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

For all his fire, the rain that fell the night Matt died was enough to put out his flames as if they had never burned in the first place.

Matt cannot stand Mello, Mr. Know-it-all in class, only to find out that they are sharing a bathroom. But that all changes...Alcohol can do wonderful things sometimes. AU. MelloxMatt, with several others on the side.

Matt, a genius hacker and spy, is sent undercover at Wammys for the sole purpose of discovering the secrets of the mysterious letter known only as L. The only problem... he didn't plan on falling in love with his roommate. Some yaoi, Character death.

Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.

Mello is busy cutting a bloody path through the criminal underworld, and Matt is hot on his trail. What happens when Matt finally catches up to him? Well. . . lots of guns, sex, and violence-that's what! All with a little Southern flavor . . . Mello/Matt. Mature themes, rated M.

Matt takes an interest in Mello's rosary. Matt x Mello : Fluff.

AU, SasuNaruSasu, Sasuke-centric. Under the glare of the Hollywood stars, no secret is safe and no dreams go unheard. Complete.

In silence, Matt and Mello grew up. In silence, side by side. In silence, two children became adults, too soon, too fast, too harshly. But along the way, love developed, without a warning, without a sound. CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX

I don’t like making eye contact with people, it’s too direct. He says I hide behind my goggles; I say the world looks much friendlier tinted with gold. The world as Matt sees it. The Wammy days and beyond. Matt x Mello Complete

From now until the last petal falls, Uchiha Sasuke, you will be cursed, yourself, your castle, and all those you employ shall be disguised. If you have not managed to have someone fall in love with you and you, in turn, fall for them, you will perish!"

Mello has a scheme to prove that Roger is a homophobe, and, well, Matt might not be opposed to going along with it... MelloxMatt, Matt POV. Oneshot.

Mello is the son of the head of the Mafia, but he has a secret that even his best friend doesn't know. What happens when Matt realizes that Mello isn't the boy he thinks he knows? MattxMello; AU, smut, angst, etc. READ THE WARNING AT THE BEGINNING.

A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!

Mello knew from the minute that smoke bomb went off that he'd never be able to see another sun rise and set, that he'd never be able to wake up with the smell of cigarette smoke cradling him to the one thing that held any lasting value in his world.

A Yuri romance drama, focusing on Quistis and Fujin, with the other major characters getting full time also. Along with the stated content, the story also contains a mix of horror, action and humor. With moderate language and mature situations.

Based on Syfy's Alice. Hatter's thoughts as he's tortured.

Days from death: Matt reflects. Mello smolders. Fate looms before them, an unforked road charging unflinchingly towards destruction. But in the Vally of the Shadow of Death they fear no evil, for these sinners walk together and together they will burn.

The Doctor and Rose land in London... trouble is the last time they checked they could've sworn the Earth wasn't a bomb-ridden, alien dominated slave planet in the middle of an instellar War. Can Ten, Jack and Rose save the world this time? [Major Whump: Ten, Rose / Minor: Jack]

A twelve-year-old Naruto in a nineteen-year-old body. This can't end well. Naruto/Sasuke

For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.

When Naruto adopts an orphaned boy, it's just the start of Sasuke's problems. Naruto/Sasuke

B thinks Mail's death looked better than yours, Mihael; because you just made him so sad. -Beyond being...Beyond... character deaths en masse- Adultness, violence, and general Crazy-

Matt's a writer frustrated by his lack of success. Mello's a cellist desperate to escape. When the two meet, their lives become intertwined. However, change isn't always an enjoyable experience.

Light thinks he knows English. L proves him wrong. Now with translation.

Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru

Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.

I'd take it kicking and screaming, but for you I'll keep my mouth shut. So, so bittersweet and battered. MelloxMatt, slightly Mattcentric. Rated M for abstract sex.

Matt and Mello return in the sequel to Kriminalist; but what new threat hangs over their lives? Detective work, suspense, romance, humour, and a good deal more await you.

-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-

I wish it had been Matt. Maybe if it had, I wouldn't have had to hit rock bottom to get where I am now. Maybe things could have been different. Maybe I wouldn't have become... this. Mello POV MxM oneshot

It's a normal day at headquarters, and L is bored. However, when the task force learns that Michael Jackson has been killed by Kira, L has an interesting opinion on the matter and discovers a new reason to hate the supernatural serial killer.

Spock and Spock Prime strike up a friendship, that almost has nothing to do with James T Kirk at all.

The Doctor recieves an urgent phone call from Martha, telling him only that 'there's been a death' and to get to Torchwood as fast as possible. But he never could have imagined it would be Rose Tyler waiting for him, with her 3-year-old daughter. 10/Rose

Light learns that you should probably always say sorry. Especially when you're apologizing to freaks like Ryuuzaki.

Ordinary is not a word that is synonymous with Torchwood, so it doesn't come as a complete surprise when Ianto Jones finds himself bound and gagged in the back of a van after a night down the pub. It is, however, a surprise to Rhys Williams.

Matt's life is not quite right. His job as a video game beta tester is no longer satisfying, and his beautiful car is all scratched up. He thinks a mystery blonde girl is responsible, so when he makes a friend in a waiter he can't resist asking for help.

Za. In the Maths class they have together, Matt and Mello grow closer over the notes they write to each other. Romance. MattxMello pairing.

A collection of prompt-based Matt/Mello drabbles: the solemn, the silly, and the "Why so serious?"

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

Light sends an email to a mysterious person about the demanding taskmaster who keeps him tied up and sleepless. L thinks the wording is awkward, Light remains oblivious, and the mysterious person is frantic. Dialogue Project! Innuendo to the extreme!

On July 16, 1943, the Central Intelligence Agency tested the hallucinagenic properties of LSD. Their experiment was a success. Very short one-shot.

Sequel to For Honor and the Corner Office. While Matt adjusts to his new working conditions, Mello goes on a business trip. Can they save their relationship when both of them begin to suspect infidelity, and both may turn out to be right?

Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR

Because she watches, she sees. A NaruSasu from Sakura's point of view. ONESHOT

Light makes a poor choice of words in front of the entire investigation squad. Rated T for innuendos and some LxLight jokes.

House and his team are faced with mysterious burn victim. Who is he? What nearly killed him? And what is his connection with the Kira case? Answers only beget more questions as lives are put on the line. -House, M.D./Death Note crossover- COMPLETE

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

All Mello wants is something to die for. Matt’s ruining everything by giving him something to live for.

A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.

Mello makes innuendo and distracts Matt, as Matt tries to pull off a somewhat complicated hack. I am dispensing with all levels of warnings; I'm sort of sick of that. Most of you know how I operate by now. This isn't a dirty one, so just read and enjoy.

When Matt decorates the apartment for Christmas, he doesn't forget the most important part...the mistletoe. MattxMello fluff. Oneshot

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

Sequel to 'A Question of Trust'. Arthur uses what he's learned to get the truth out of Merlin. Will make more sense if you've read AQOT. Spoilers for 1x13 Le Mort D'Arthur.

What if Gwen wasn't the only one Arthur heard when he was unconscious? What if he heard Merlin too? Oneshot. Spoilers for 1x13, Le Mort D'Arthur.

Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru

Only one of the unlit windows had its curtains pushed eagerly aside. Major Wammy's fluff.

Matt and Mello branch out on their own, now that the Kira case is finished with. AU and slight MxM, rated T for language and slight adult themes, but nothing much.

Mello wakes up from the best one-night stand in recorded history. The only problem is that Matt's the one lying next to him. Not quite fluff, but not quite anything else, either...

Matsuda tells L what he thinks of him... Short one-shot just for fun.

Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?

AU. Matt competes with his coworker, Light Yagami, for the corner office, and he is determined to win at all costs. This requires his roommate, Mello, to pretend to be his girlfriend at the company Christmas party. MattxMello.

A dark club, a shot glass, and an absolutely unforgettable pair of blue eyes. Matt/Mello.

AU. In which Kira is a corrupt politician, and Mello is trying to bring him down anyway he can, even if it means agreeing to the craziest scheme he and Matt have ever tried to pull off. M/M, Light/some people, crossdressing, general randomness. COMPLETE.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.

Framed for a crime he didn't commit, Naruto Uzumaki is looking at twenty five to life for the murder of a rival gang memeber. Lucky for him though he's got the legal service of the Uchiha law firm on his side. SasuNaru. YAOI!

Kal Snyder finds something odd in Mello's backpack. Takes place sometime during the time skip.

MelloXMatt Wammy's fluff. When the heaters in the House suddenly and mysteriously malfunction, it takes a little bit of creativity to keep warm. Completely and utterly innocent, as long as you don't mind a little shounen-ai.

The Kira case is over and Mello is in prison for life, until an unexpected source offers him a way out in exchange for his help. Old enemies arise, a murder case becomes a personal threat, and a friend meant to be dead may be alive, and turned traitor...

Matt sees Mello walk by every day. He wants this stranger, craves his contact. When he finally says hi, he gets more than he bargained for. AU one-shot. Dedicated to my Matt.

I walked towards him, intending to pass him and waltz right on up those stairs and disappear…just another nameless, inconsequential face in his night. Perhaps that was too submissive, because it caught his attention.- An edgy one-shot with Matt and Mello.

It all started when Kakashi locked them in a room together as a punishment for bickering. Who knew falling so hard in love you could barely focus would be such a journey? It should be smooth sailing.. right? SasuNaru Team 7 lives together. Chapter41 UP!

Naruto tries to get Sasuke to smile. Fluffy SasuNaru. Oneshot

Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru

I am not bashing Near. Just a little crack I wanted to try. Have you ever wondered why Near twists his hair? A little FOP reference. T for language. Halle and Gevanni want to know.

On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..

Mello Matt oneshot

He was abused, made fun of, picked on... It was about time he was given the happiness he deserved. [SasuNaru] You've seen Naruto as an angel, but what about Sasuke?

COMPLETE! AU dark fic - Kenshin is Battousai, a feared assasin in modern times. His target is Kamiya Kaoru, a girl with mysterious abilities. Is a relationship between captive & captor possible? [ind. chps PG13 & R: violence, swearing, adult situations]

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

[COMPLETED!]Gatou’s Auction House is the place to go to participate in an underground slave trade of young boys. Uchiha Sasuke is a wellknown customer of one night rentals, but what happens when he wants to take one of the top five home? SasuNaru, OroNaru

Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.

AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.

All Naruto wanted was to get something to eat, but he ended up in a pleasure house instead. SasuNaru and NaruSasu

Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru

Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru

AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.

From New York to L.A., from vampire to hunter, and from life to death to life again. From friend to enemy, from blood to ecstasy, and from pain to love to pain again. This is his existence. [KK]

Legends speak of a fearsome creature living on the forbidden mountain. Escaping to its domain, one woman will discover just how real a legend can be. 2005 RKRC romanceWAFF runner up.

The question was one that was rather unostentatious, quite straightforward: Was it the music in itself that brought such a change over her, heightened her senses and took her to a new plane of realization, or was it the musician?" [KK][AU]

In this rewrite of the 'Frog Prince'. Kaoru was a princess practicing kendo when her ball necklace fell into the lake. It was saved thanks to a strange talking frog. Nothing was the same after that moment.

[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!

Another average day at the Kamiya dojo-Oros, laundry, and psycho villains at the door. But when a battle goes fatally wrong, Kaoru finds herself with scars on her soul that only one man can heal. (KK(B) Violence and later sexuality

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

She was eight years old when he saved her from Shinji. Nine months later he leaves her and she thinks he's dead. Ten years later he's returned to her. Can she forgive him for leaving? Why has he really come back? [KenshinKaoru]

When Kaoru loses everything, she turns to the Hiten Mitsurugi Incorporated and asks to be taken in. Little did she know that she would lose all that she was before and become nothing more than an object, a possession. [KK] CHAPTER 24 UPLOADED

AU, OOC. [KenKao]Himura Kenshin is coming home to Tokyo as a permanent resident and can't wait to see his best friend, Kaoru. What will he do when he learns her life isn't the bed of roses she makes it out to be? R&R! [COMPLETE]

She travelled around the world to look for him. He was a painter, one of the famous. Never did she knew he was the one she was looking for, and never did he knew she was the one he was looking for, a game of hide and seek. KenxKao

Kaoru, the young daughter of the new emperor, has been raised in the Tokeiji for security. The result of her upbringing is a severe distrust of men, which complicates her life when she must be returned by a certain assassin from the Ishin Shishi. AU

A golden eyed demon-king filled with hunger, a wicked stepmother jealous of a beauty she could never have, a beautiful princess haunted by magic, a mother's wish that bound them all. Retelling of Snow White.

AU. I'm just your typical college student. Nothing special. Boring even. But you never know... sometimes something interesting will happen. After all... it's my life. Ch. 35: Life continues.

Kaoru will trade herself to save Yahiko from the dark Battousai. rated for sexual situation and violence. R&R Semi-OOC

[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...

[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.

Ten years ago, Kaoru met and fell in love with Battousai. But he dies in an accident, leaving her heartbroken. Now, engaged to someone else, she meets Kenshin, a splitting image of her old love. Will history repeat itself?

(AU)(rated R for chapter 12) Kaoru's tomboy lifestyle is ruined when she's forced to become the personal escort to the prince. Her duty is to protect him from a prophecized disaster... and duty failed can have a heavy price. (Complete)

The journey from hitokiri to rurouni a mentally angstbusting change. ...Normally. The Oro, the dono suffix, the Sessha... It all had to come from somewhere or rather, someone. A lighter look at how The Rurouni came to be.

K/K: A FluffTastic Fic. Kenshin and Kaoru seem to be falling all over each other lately. Literally. How many times can you end up in someone's arms before it stops being an accident? Please R&R! ^_^ CHAPTER 5 UP!!!

When Kaoru is killed by Enishi she is given a chance to go back and change Kenshin's life; Save Tomoe, travel for 10 years in his place. She changes the face of history but somethings are meant to be. K/K, S/M, M/A, Y/T

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.