Merlin A to Z: An I Can Read Fan-Fic by Emachinescat

A Merlin Fan-Fiction

SUMMARY: Parody of an A-Z children's book; the alphabet Merlin style. Poetry, parody, crack.

A/N: This is just pure silliness on my part. :P My roomie and I were talking about those I can read books and this kind of spawned. :) Enjoy, please review! :)

Merlin A to Z: An I Can Read Fan-Fic

A is for Arthur, the prince of the prats

B is for Bastet, those big, black, winged cats

C is for Camelot, Uther's great land

D is for Dragoon, that funny old man

E is for Emrys, that's Merlin's true name

F is for Freya, she died by the lake

G is for Gaius, his eyebrow flies high

H is for Hunith, who caught Balinor's eye

I is for Igraine, Arthur's her son

J is for jousting, what they do for fun

K is for Kilgharrah, the last dragon in flight

L is for Leon, the Lazarus knight

M is for Morgana, a noblewoman miguided

N is for Nimueh, she's mean, don't deny it

O is for oblivious, otherwise known as Prince Arthur

P is for pixie, Gaius's stalker

Q is for Questing Beast, one bite and you're dead

R is for riddles, Kilgharrah's butter and bread

S is for sword, like the sword in the stone

T is for tavern, Gwaine's second home

U is for Uther, Camelot's tyrant and king

V is for Valiant, now, that's irony

W is for wyverns, dragon's redneck cousins

X is for X-calibur (hey, you think of a better one!)

Y is for Ygraine, another way to spell it

And Z is for ZAP! – don't make Merlin mad, heck, I wouldn't try it!

A/N: Like I said, silliness! Here's hoping you enjoyed it regardless; it actually took a lot longer and was a lot harder than I originally thought! :) Please review!

~Emachinescat ^..^