I aM sO cOnFuSiOnNn! SoMeOnE pLeAsE eXpLaInNnN! xD

Ahahaha omg I love this!

Say what you will about the Merlin fandom, but, as this proves, we have the BEST crackfics. Thank you for this chaotic masterpiece

I loved this so much! Half the time I was laughing my head off and the rest of the time I was just like, “what the hell?” Great job!

This is all I have to say: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL, this is pure gold. Thanks for the laughs!

Everyone was saying that quote in Merlin's voice! If you say you didn't you're probably lying! :P

This was fantastic! I love all your stuff (especially the Merlin whump). Besides, you didn't even pull the Merlin-is-immortal-and-will-watch-thousands-of-his-friends-and-family-die-until-the-prat-returns card. Merlin wins.

Hraco? DRARRY.
I would have thought the crunching factor for Merlin's win was his immortality - that while Harry had 17 years of crap Merlin had 1500 years of crap. So.
But still, this was great hahaha 3

I FREAKING HATE YOU WHY DO I REAL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR STORIES BECAUSE THEY'RE PERFECT AND NOW MY MOM IS YELLING AT ME FOR LAUGHING SO HARD I CHOKED AND SHE MIGHT BAN ME FROM READING YOUR STUFF BUT I'M SO GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS.

This fic was hilarious. I see it was published before Merlin ended, but now that it has ended, I think we can all safely say you made the right call. Harry is living the good life after the forces of light soundly defeated the forces of darkness. Merlin is a wandering old hobo after the forces and light and darkness neatly wiped each other out, and Arthur, of course, died in Merlin's arms. Congrats Merlin, I guess...

This is the most awesome fic with mixed fandoms! Ohmygod you. Are. Awesome. And a genius for coming up with such things.

(insane giggle ) well well well, if fanfiction counted... well let's just say harry has lot of baggage then.
i could list it all but what's the fun in that. so i can throw in some words that describes some of the most crazy i can remember of the top of my head:
caged in the basement, beaten, tortured, raped by others including animals or other beasts, M-preg (includes beasts and others), tentcalrape, Betrayed by all, oral to a thestral, the Wizarding worlds whore, transformed into a sex toy and used. beeing killed as a child by various means, abandoned as a child, ripped apart by mermaids. thrown through times lines without prior warning. sent to a planet with no way home. random inheritance and responsibilities out of no where. let's not forget the beeing turned into emo emu, thing, been forgotten by the loved ones because of famous sibling, forced body modifications, beeing sent to azkaban or through the weil, media slander, fan girls, forced marriage, slave, supposedly beeing purged of magic by a priest, stolen from by loved ones, living life as a loop with not changing it for the better, finding out his life was some game made for other amusement, beeing faits chew toy, stolen magic from, taken by aliens, and banished from the earth . also he also has to hide his magic and that not only for the crossovers he has with merlin.

but oh well merlin won so he get the price for the winner, and the price is five nights at freddy's have fun!

Yes, I always feel like in many fanfictions, they're always competing which one has a worse life. But this, this was hilarious. Awesome. Gandalf especially... Because he's awesome.
*dies from the awesomeness/laughing too hard*

This was just hilarious and I totally agree with the outcome. You should definitely make more Harry Potter/Merlin crackfics.