The beege (pronounced in the same fashion as beige, but with a 'bee' sound at the start) is a somewhat rare creature that is only rarely seen in nature. It's natural habitat is either a dark room with a tv playing episodes of Eva, Kenshin, Vandread or Cowboy Bebop (interspersed with rarer showings of Lain and Love Hina), or a university computer lab. More recently anime such as I My Me Strawberry Eggs and Last Exile have been added to this schedule. It's diet consists largely of coke and various types of chocolate, although it also gains noruishment from a not completely understood substance known only as 'fanfiction'. It's preferred grazing grounds, where it may occasionally be encountered, are the Megatokyo forums.

Status report as of March 28th:

Hey, look! An update! Bet you'd forgotten what those looked like.

With Escapism finished (and no, I'm not continuing the damn thing) look for either the next chapter of Blue Moon or another LH oneshot from me, sometime in the (relatively) near future.