Hey, everyone! I'm Ariana-tan (formerly known as KyoXTohru1, then DovePawChan). The reason I changed my pen name was that "KyoXTohru1" is how I am known on most websites, and I didn't want to keep it like that. So I changed my pen name so that it's the same as one of my characters on the computer game Fiesta. Then, I changed my name just 'cuz I felt like it (and also because my friend thought had changed it, so I decided to).

You can find me at the following places:

ArchiveOfOurOwn (ALL MY NEW STORIES WILL BE POSTED HERE, AS WELL AS ON FF): http:///users/KyoXTohru1

YouTube (for me and ImmortalDarkness101): http://www.youtube.com/user/KyoXTohru1?feature=mhum

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Quizilla (for me and ImmortalDarkness101): http:///my/profile

Facebook (for me): http://www.facebook.com/#!/kyoxtohru1

Formspring (for me, ImmortalDarkness101, and all of our OC's - just tell us who you want to answer the question): http:///KyoXTohru1

My Twin's FanFic Account: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2797667/ImmortalDarkness101

My favorite animes/manga are "Tokyo Mew Mew", "Fruits Basket", "InuYasha","The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya", and "Ouran High School Host Club". I've also started liking "Yugioh GX", "Suzuka", "Sasami Magical Girls Club", and "School Rumble". I think I'll probably do "Fruits Basket" mostly, though, because that's easiest for me. I might do a little "Ouran", but probably not very much... Also, I have some videos on YouTube - go check 'em out when you can! My username there is KyoXTohru1. Type in that in the YouTube searchbox and I guarantee that you'll find at least one video you'll like on that list - provided, of course, that you like "Fruits Basket", "Ouran High School Host Club", or the "Warriors" series by Erin Hunter.

Random Spiel Time: I'm sorry, but I absolutely loathe horrible grammar. It's one thing if it's just one mistake here and there, or if it's obviously just a typo. But when it happens in quite literally every single paragraph of every single chapter of every single chapter you've ever written, and you're a college student, or even a high school student, that is simply unacceptable. If you took the time to look through a single book explaining the basics of English grammar, you would notice that you are supposed to use a comma in between the end of a quote and the words "he/she said". That is simply 3rd-grade grammar. For example (from the story I just read): '"Sorry, I'm a bit stuffed up." He said in between his panting, with a slightly embarrassed smile upon seeing the confused expression on Draco's face.' That is incorrect. The correct way to put that would be: '"Sorry, I'm a bit stuffed up," he said in between his panting, with a slightly embarrassed smile upon seeing the confused expression on Draco's face.

This is one of the reasons why I became a beta reader - to correct mistakes like that. I'm sorry, but it really bugs me when people do this. It is improper grammar, and if that makes me a grammar Nazi, then so be it.

Seriously. I am done with putting up with this - I will refuse to favorite your story, even if I loved it in every other way, if this sort of thing happens more than once. And soon I will be literally going through my favorites and deleting the ones that have this problem. I am sick and tired of it!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, KyoXTohru1

Age: 21

Grade: college senior

Relationship status: have been dating a boy named Mike since April 13, 2014

Fave Animes/Mangas: "Absolute Boyfriend", "Animal Academy", "Beauty Pop", "Crescent Moon", "Death Note", "Fruits Basket", "Hetalia: Axis Powers", "Inubaka", "InuYasha", "Me and My Brothers", "Ouran High School Host Club", "Phantom Dream", "School Rumble", "Shugo Chara!", "Tokyo Mew Mew", "Vampire Knight", "Yugioh GX"

Fave Books That Became Movies: "Harry Potter", "The Chronicles of Narnia", "Twilight", "A Walk to Remember", "Tuck Everlasting", "Hotel for Dogs", "A Christmas Carol", "The Tales of Despereux" (sp?), "Nanny McPhee", "The Prince and the Pauper", "Dear John", "The Last Song", "Charlie St. Cloud", "Alex Rider", "Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging", "Bridge to Terabithia", "The Clique", "Guardians of Ga'Hoole", "The Golden Compass", "Hoot", "Inkheart", "The Lightning Thief", "The Thief Lord", "The Fault in Our Stars", "The Mortal Instruments"

Fave Musicals: "A Chorus Line", "Cats", "Chicago", "Fiddler on the Roof", "Hairspray", "Jesus Christ, Superstar", "Legally Blonde", "Les Miserables", "Mamma Mia", "Mary Poppins", "Rent", "Wicked", "Phantom of the Opera", "Annie"

Fave Actors/Actresses: Daniel Radcliffe, Drew Seeley, Emma Watson, Jim Carey, Adam Sandler, Johnny Depp, Idina Menzel, Kristin Chenoweth, Mandy Moore, Emma Roberts, Emma Thompson, Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse, Aly Mishalka, Ashley Tisdale, Brenda Song, Sabrina Bryan, Raven-Symone, Demi Lovato, Hayden Pannetiere, Michelle Trachtenburg, Hilary Duff, Liz Calloway, Mandy Moore, Meaghan Martin, Miley Cyrus, Emily Osment, Mitchel Musso, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Michelle Trachtenberg

Fave Movies: "Mean Girls", "She's the Man", the "InuYasha" movies, "Push", "Seventeen Again", "The Parent Trap", "Legally Blonde", "Thirteen Going on Thirty", "Bandslam", "Adventureland", "All You've Got", "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days", "Picture This", "Revenge of the Bridesmaids", "Beastly"

Fave TV Shows: "The Ellen DeGeneres Show", "American Idol", "Dancing with the Stars", "Glee", "Life with Derek", "Full House", "Meerkat Manor", "Hellcats", "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody", "Unfabulous", "iCarly", "Lizzie McGuire", "10 Things I Hate About You", "Hannah Montana", "Pretty Little Liars", "The Vampire Diaries", "That's So Raven", "Wizards of Waverly Place"

Fave Artists /Singers /Bands: Aaron Carter, Aaryn Doyle, Abney Park, Ace Young, Adam Hicks, Adam Lambert, Adam Pascal, Ainslie Henderson, Akon, Alex Goot, Alizee, All-Time Low, Allison Iraheta, Allstar Weekend, Allstars, Aly and AJ, Amy Diamond, Andrew Gunadie, Anna Margaret, Anna Nalick, Anne Hathaway, Anthony Rapp, Ashlee Simpson, Ashley Tisdale, ATeens, Atomic Kitten, Avril Lavigne, Backstreet Boys, Beu Sisters, Beyonce, Big Bang & 21, Big Time Rush, BOB, Bree Sharp, Bridgit Mendler, Britney Spears, Bryan Adams, BWitched, Captain Jack, Caramell, Carrie Underwood, Cascada, Cheetah Girls, Chris Daughtry, Christina Aguilera, Click Five, Clique Girlz, Cobra Starship, Colbie Caillat, Creamy, David Guetta, Demi Lovato, Destiny's Child, DHT, Dixie Chicks, DJ Boonie, DJ Earworm, DJ Leah, DJ Sammy, Dolly Parton, Donna Lewis, Edwin McCain, Elephant Man, Emma Roberts, Enrique Iglesias, Erin McCarley, Evan and Jaron, Evanescence, Everlife, Faders, Far East Movement, Flo Rida, Gia Farrell, Gimma, Good Charlotte, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hayden Pannetiere, Hayley Kiyoko, Hearts Grow, Hedley, Hilary Duff, Honor Society, Idina Menzel, Indigo Girls, Insanoflex, Jennifer Paige, Jesse L. Martin, Jesse McCartney, Jessica Riddle, Joanna Pacitti, Jodi Benson, Jon Young, Jonas Brothers, Jonathan Groff, Jordan Pruitt, Jordan Sparks, JP Hartmann, Julia Bentley, Jump5, Justin Bieber, Kaci Stroh, Kalomira, Kari Kimmel, Karmina, Kat DeLuna, Kate Voegele, Kayla Hinkle, Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Osbourne, Ke$ha, Kim Wilde, Kristin Chenoweth, KSM, Lady Antebellum, Lady Gaga, Lafee, LeeAnn Rimes, Lene Marlin, Lene Nystrom, Leon Thomas III, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Lisa Maffia, Liz Callaway, LMNT, Lucas Grabeel, M2M, Magical Sweets, Mandy Moore, Marc Anthony, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Maroon5, Martina McBride, Matt Nathanson, Mdot Finley, Mayday Parade, Me & My, Meaghan Martin, Megaherz, Megan McCauley, Metro Station, Michelle Branch, MIKA, Miley Cyrus, Ministry of Magic, Miranda Cosgrove, Miss Jess, Mitchel Musso, Natalie, Natalie Imbruglia, Naomi Scott, Nelly Fertado, Nevershoutnever, Nick Lachey, Nickelback, Nikki Blonsky, Nikki Cleary, Nine Days, No Secrets, Nobody's Angel, Orianthi, Owl City, P!nk, Papa Roach, Paramore, Peaches, Play, Porcelain and the Tramps, Rachel Stevens, Rascal Flatts, Ready Set, Ricki Lake, Richard Marx, Rihanna, Rocket Summer, Rosario Dawson, S Club 7, Sabrina Bryan, Santana, Sara Bareilles, Savage Garden, Scratch, Seal, Selena Gomez, Shine Down, Shiny Toy Guns, Skillet, Skye Sweetnam, SNSD, SOAP, Space Cowboy, Spice Girls, Stefy, Stereo Skyline, Stereos, Steven Curtis Chapman, Stevie Brock, Stunners, Sugababes, Summer Set, Superchick, Tara Strong, Tatu, Taye Diggs, Taylor Swift, Three Days' Grace, Tiffany Giardina, Timbaland, TLC, Tracie Thoms, V-Factory, Vanessa Carlton, Vanessa Hudgens, Varsity Fan Club, Veronicas, Vienna Teng, Willa Ford, Within Temptation, Xandria, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yui, Zoli Adok, 3 Doors Down

Fave Authors: C.S. Lewis, JK Rowling, Stephenie Meyer, Erin Hunter, Natsuki Takaya, Charlaine Harris, James Patterson, L.J. Smith, Tamora Pierce, Charlaine Harris, Kate Brian

Favorite Book Series/ Other Books: "Warriors", the "Sookie Stackhouse" series, "The Host" by Stephenie Meyer, "The Seekers", the "Uglies" series, most books by Tamora Pierce, "The Luxe" by Anna Godbersen, the "Dead Is the New Black" trilogy by Marlene Perez, the "Maximum Ride" books, "The Dangerous Days of Daniel X" by James Patterson, "The Unicorns of Balinor" by Mary Stanton, "Noonday Jackals" by Sandra Leone (one of my middle-school science teachers!), "Swords of the Six" by Scott Appleton, "The Vampire Diaries" by L.J. Smith, the "Private" and "Privileged" series by Kate Brian

Fave Magazines: Zoobooks, Girls' Life, National Geographic Kids, American Girl, Teen Vogue, Seventeen, Cosmo Girl, People, Us, Shojo Beat

Fave Games: all the "Pokemon" games, the Dream Life games, the Star Stable computer games, Fiesta, Evony, Miss Bimbo, MechQuest, Shaiya, the Sims computer games, Trickster, Wizards 101, Webkinz, Neopets

Fave Cartoons: "Danny Phantom", "Winx Club", "Phineas and Ferb"

Fave Disney Movies: "Mulan", "Freaky Friday", "Another Cinderella Story", "High School Musical", "The Little Mermaid", "The Lion King", "Hercules", "Lady and the Tramp", "Aladdin", "Peter Pan", "101 Dalmations", "Monsters, Inc", "The Incredibles", "The Aristocats", "Jump In", "The Princess Diaries", "Enchanted", "Pocahontas", "Ice Princess", "Ella Enchanted", "Oliver and Company", "Sky High", "Herbie: Fully Loaded", "The Santa Clause", "The Cheetah Girls", "The Fox and the Hound", "High School Musical"

I am now officially beta-ing! There are four stories I am currently beta-ing:

Certain Candy and Junk Food He Does Not Eat (this one's actually finished)

Can't You See Something Is Wrong (please note that I have only done the first nine chapters)

A Cut Below Italy

the iNSaNiTY begins

Quotes I Really Like (from Fanfics, Movies, Books, and/or TV Shows)

Ivan (Russia): "…Does it bother you how gay we've gotten?"
Yao (China):"…We've always been gay, Ivan."
Ivan (Russia): "…Oh."
Out of the Closet (btw, I have absolutely no problem with gay people. this quote just seemed funny.)

Fangalicious08: "Fang can turn men gay, Dylan's face turns 'em back."
Dylan's Face (again, I have no problem with gay people.)

Antonio (Spain): "No one is loved because they deserve it. You're loved because you're you."
Deserving

Arthur (England): "You can't even spell 'realised'. Why do you insist on having such an indecent love affair with the letter Z?"
Alfred (America): "What? At least I'm not U's bitch. That letter has you whipped."
A Common Language

Alfred (America): "Oh U! Spank me harder!"
Arthur (England): "Y-You! Stop defiling my letters by talking about them like that!"
Alfred (America): "You're just jealous that O gets more action with U than you do."
A Common Language

Alfred (America): "Look me in the eye and deny it!"
Arthur (England): "That O is a fucking whore."
Alfred (America): "I bet U calls out its name in bed."
Arthur (England): "Oh? Is that why you're holding a grudge?"
A Common Language

Antonio (Spain): "I GET IT! Romano must have been confused about who the well was talking about! He thought the person that I lied to was him! But it wasn't. The truth is that every time I told Veneziano I loved him, I was thinking of my Romanito. It's true! I always was!"
Francis (France): "And you just figured this out?"
Truth Be Told (sorry this is the wrong chapter - just go back one to the first chapter - it wouldn't let me do a link like this if I did the first chapter...)

Antonio (Spain): "S-sorry, France, but those lips only belong to Romano. And get your hand out of my pants!"
Truth Be Told (sorry this is the wrong chapter - just go back one to the first chapter - it wouldn't let me do a link like this if I did the first chapter...)

Antonio (Spain): "But—well, you're a wizard. What if you decided to turn the treasure into tomatoes for Princess Lovinissima to eat?"
Gill (Fem!Prussia): "Why would the evil wizard of awesomeness do that?"
Antonio (Spain): "Because otherwise, Princess Lovinissima will start screaming very very loudly and we'll get yelled at by the neighbours again..."
Gill (Fem!Prussia): "Good point."
The Rest was History

Antonio (Spain): "Gil? What are you doing answering my phone?"
Gilbert (Prussia): "Tonio! Well, I wa- wait WHY are you calling your home phone?"
Antonio (Spain): "Ah… I hadn't really thought about it. You didn't answer your phone so I called mine!"
Gilbert (Prussia): "So you called looking for the awesome me and then asked why I answered when you wanted me to answer?"
Antonio (Spain): "Si, that sounds right, Gil."
Coping

Feliciano (Italy): “No, I'm afraid Germany's having hot mad sex with England's unicorns.”
Arthur (England): “I AM ENGLAND, YOU GIT. AND LEAVE MY UNICORNS ALONE.”
You Know You’re High When (in case you can't tell, poor little Feli is drugged during this)

Feliciano (Italy): “PASTA? IN REPUBLICA ITALIA, PASTA EATS YOU!!”
You Know You’re High When (in case you can't tell, poor little Feli is drugged during this)

Ludwig (Germany): “Italy, are you hungry?”
Feliciano (Italy): “No, I am not Hungary. Hungary is a girrrrrrrrrrl... I think.”
Ludwig (Germany): “That's not what I meant. Italy, your eyes are red.”
Feliciano (Italy): “So is your face after you masturbate!”
Ludwig (Germany): “FELICIANO VARGAS! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!”
Feliciano (Italy): “This, pronoun. a: the one nearer or more immediately under observation or discussion b: the one more recently referred to.”
You Know You’re High When (in case you can't tell, poor little Feli is drugged during this entire conversation)

Arktos (Arctic): -toddles over to Germany and plops down in front of him-
Ludwig (Germany): -looks suspiciously at the baby- "What?"
Arktos (Arctic): -shoves his pacifier into Germany's mouth, grins up at Germany, and holds a chubby finger to his lips- "Shhh. Night-night."
Little Arctic

Arthur (England): "We aren't going for a midnight hike, are we?"
France (Francis): "Of course not. It isn't midnight yet."
The Perfect Night

Matthew (Canada): "You didn't answer my question. Did I wake you up?"
Kuma: "No. I was already awake."
Matthew (Canada): "Oh? Why are you up so early?"
Kuma: "You woke me up."
Feverish

Harry Potter: "I would like to see Ghistpok, please?"
Glixx: "May I ask what this is regarding?"
Harry Potter: "Why, money, of course."
Glixx: "Yes, but whose?"
Harry Potter: "Well, mine, obviously."
Glixx: "Can I tell him who is asking for him?"
Harry Potter: "Yes."
Glixx: "Well?"
Harry Potter: "Well what?"
Glixx: "I need a name!"
Harry Potter: "You mean you don't have one? Oh Merlin, that is so sad. Well, haven't you picked one out for yourself? I personally like the name Susie. I think that's what I'll call you. Don't you feel better now that you have a name, Susie?"
Glixx: "I need to know your name so that I can tell Ghistpok, you stupid wizard."
Harry Potter: "Well, why didn't you say that in the first place, Susie?"
Glixx: "I did."
Harry Potter: "No, you didn't."
Glixx: "Yes, I did."
Harry Potter: "Nope."
Glixx: "Yes."
Harry Potter: "No."
Glixx: "Yes, I did!"
Harry Potter: "Nope, I'm pretty sure you didn't."
Glixx: "Ahhhhhh! Tell me your damn name you stupid, pathetic wizard!"
Harry Potter: "Well, I say, that was awfully rude of you."
Flames of Betrayal

Harry Potter: "Tally ho!"
Ron Weasley: -looks at Ghistpok and sighs - "That is the man that is going to save us from You Know Who and Dumbledore. We are so screwed."
Flames of Betrayal

Glixx: "I am Glixx. Is there something you needed?"
Ron: "I'm not looking for a Glixx; I'm looking for Susie."
Glixx: "Sir, I'm afraid there is no Susie working for us."
Ron: "You lie. My friend was here yesterday and he told me that a Susie insulted him. Now, are you Susie?" Ron asked.
Glixx: "Sir…"
Ron: "Eh…no, unless you're Susie you can't speak. Now, are you Susie?"
Glixx:"Sir as I have said before…"
Ron: "Are you Susie?"
Glixx: "Sir."
Ron: "Are you?"
Glixx: "Sir, if you…"
Ron: "Are you?"
Glixx: "Sir, please."
Ron: "Are you Susie?"
Glixx: "YES, FOR MERLIN'S SAKE YES, I'M SUSIE. THERE ARE YOU HAPPY?"
Ron: "You know they have potions for your breathing problem; maybe you should get that looked at, Susie."
Glixx: "I QUIT! I can't take the stress! I can no longer work with these crazy wizards. You're all nuts! NUTS, I TELL YOU! You make a good goblin go mad. I don't even like wizards!"
Flames of Betrayal

Remus Lupin: "What do you mean, I can't visit Harry?"
Albus Dumbledore: "Simple, Remus. You can't visit him at the Dursleys."
Remus Lupin: "And. Why. Not?"
Albus Dumbledore: "Simple, Remus. Harry isn't at the Dursleys."
A Light in the Dark

Harry Potter: I, Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, do now claim this territory in the name of Science.
Professor McGonagall: "What are you smiling about?"
Harry Potter: "I'm wondering if there's a spell to make lightning flash in the background whenever I make an ominous resolution."
Professor McGonagall: "I have the distinct feeling that I ought to be doing something about this."
Harry Potter: "Ignore it, it'll go away. Ooh, shiny!"
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Ron Weasley: "Come on, Harry. The man who murdered your parents dictated a letter to the man who betrayed your parents, telling you all the reasons you should be straight. That rates pretty high on the trauma meter."
The Horrible Interpretation of the Prophecy

Lord Voldemort: "I hath telekinesis!"
"My Immortal" by Tara Gilesbie

Charity Burbage: "Severus! I thought I'd never find you! I think the children are having that emergency you told them not to have."
The Best Revenge

Fang: "Nudge, it'll be ok, and Angel, she's not dying!"
Gazzy: "Who's dying?"
Angel: "Nudge."
Gazzy: "Nudge is dying?!"
Fang: "Nudge is NOT dying!"
Dr. Martinez: "Well, that's good to know, Fang."
Facts of Life

Fang: "Ok. I've got a plan. Let's send Iggy to a monestary to become a monk. He'll take a vow of abstinence, and he'll never have to know!"
Max: "Fang, really."
Fang: "Seriously! And we can send Nudge to become a nun, and she can take a vow of silence! It's a great plan!"
Facts of Life

Max: "Fang, Iggy is such a jerk!"
Fang: "Uh...really? What'd he do?"
Max: "He's making green peppers!"
Fang: "Oh...uhhhh...that's...ummmmm...terrible."
Max: "Seriously, I hate my life sometimes!"
Fang: "Because of green peppers?"
Max: "No, because of God!"
Fang: "God? I thought he was a nice guy?"
Max: "Oh, sure. Some sexist male pig like you would think that! I bet you eat green peppers, too!"
Facts of Life

Max: "Fang, who do you think is spying on us?"
Fang: "Many kinds of people."
Max: "Like?"
Fang: "Samurai."
Ninja Fang

Iggy: "No response, huh? Alright, well, if you have nothing to say...Why don't you get out of here and leave us alone before I blow your balls off with an M-80, 'kay?"
Who Needs Dylan and Max?

St. Fang of Boredom: "O-tay! ¿Me permite meter un mono en tú pantalones?" (Can I put a monkey in your pants?)
Fang: "¡No! ¡No monos en mi pantalones!" (No! No monkeys in my pants!)
St. Fang of Boredom: "¿Por que?" (Why?)
Fang: "¡Los monos morden!" (Monkeys bite!)
St. Fang's Poetry Corner

St. Fang of Boredom: "And I'm his Doctor! Therapist! Boss! Slave-Master! Thing!"
A Day in Therapy

Finn Hudson: "Hey, where's the pie?"
Kurt Hummel: "Pie isn't until after dinner. We have pie for breakfast on the day after Thanksgiving, Finn. It's the only way I can fortify myself for Black Friday shopping."
Finn Hudson: "Pie."
Kurt Hummel: "No. And put on pants."
Finn Hudson: "But-"
Kurt Hummel: "No, seriously, put on pants."
This Is Mostly About Pie

Crowley: "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY ANGEL!"
Aziraphale: "Your angel-"
Crowley: "Are you girls having a tea party-"
Hastur: "REVENGE!"
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley

Aziraphale: "You were the one who chained me – er, the demon chained the ex-angel up in his car!"
Crowley: "You kidnapped my car!"
Aziraphale: "You kidnapped me!"
Crowley: "You kidnapped my car!"
Paradise Thwarted

Crowley: "HEY BELIAL! LET ME IN, YOU BALL-LICKING ARSE-SUCKING BITCH, OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY 'CAUSE SATAN'S USING YOU FOR A SEX TOY AGAIN?"
Manchester Lost

Raphael: "And I know you have a very strong fondness for… er… sharp, pointy things, and so help me, Light-Bringer, but if you don't let me keep this child, I will mount your immortal head on one of those sharp, pointy things outside my office as a reminder to everyone that even though I am the Healer I am not a pansy!"
Manchester Lost

Raphael: "URIEL, DON'T YOU DARE SMITE MY ZIZI!"
Manchester Lost

Anathema Device-Pulsifer: "But I like Aziraphale! He can't die! He just can't! Who else will appreciate the inanities of Olde English with me?! Who else will I make fun of for being so very in denial about his adorable boyfriend he doesn't even realize he has?! Who else will dress even more old-fashioned than I do?!"
Manchester Lost

Crowley: "...Ssssee, wha'm tryinasssay issss... I. You're a. Whassisname. Feather thing. Owl. Nowait. Chicken. Yeessssss. Except you wouldn've arms 'cause chickens jus' have wings an' legs, but you 'ave armsss... Sssoo. Sssso you're like a chicken, except, you know. Arms'n'legsn'wingsss makessss ssssix. Whatchacallit when sssomethin'sss got ssssix legssss..."
Aziraphale: "Inshect?"
Crowley: "No, no, no... Anyway, ssso you're like a chicken, excssssept you're a ssssix-legged chicken, sseeee?"
Aziraphale: "Mmm-hum. Yesh, dear, I, er. I shee wha you mean."
Crowley: "An' the besssss part issss, y'know wha tha makesss that uptight one you report to? Gabriel?"
Aziraphale: "...Mishelle, I shink? No, no. Mishael."
Crowley: "Michael. Thassright. Ssso. That makesss 'im... wait for it... an archchicken. Witha flamin' ssswoooord."
Aziraphale: -starts laughing hysterically
The Kitten Incident (for those who don't read it, yes they are very drunk right now)

Aziraphale: "You sparkle! You're a sparkly vampire! That's - that's terrible! Oh my goodness! I actually feel sorry for you!"
Anthony (Crowley): -scowls- "It's not funny."
Aziraphale: "But it is! You're a shiny, sparkling undead! Oh no, terrible monster of legends, please don't glow at me!"
Crowley: "You are such a bitch! I can't go out into the sunlight because of this, I'm always restricted to the shade, I'm tortured and conflicted and it's very dramatic!"
Aziraphale: "You sparkle! But I suppose it's better than bursting into flames, though not by much!"
Tea Time

Aziraphale: "Dear God, please let this be blessed by You so that if Adramelech decides to eat me, my blood will instead burn his throat like acid thanks to my having digested most of it by then. Also, please let the tea not be too sweet this time. Amen."
Tea Time

Fang: "FINE!"
Iggy: "FINE!"
Fang: "Wait, I just got kicked out of my own house!"
Fanfiction Meets YouTube

Iggy: "Oh, so you finally admit it. We could be heading towards sudden death."
Max: "Jeez, Iggy, you're so bright and chipper these days, Mr. Sunshine!"
Fly By Twilight: The Pack

Fang: "Night Quills! Hey, Max, you and me and the cops should go yelling and see if we can wake up the Flock before the neighbors show up. Bring Spiffy and Pooky!"
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu

Iggy: “Hell. On. Earth. A ninety-year old lady verbally assaulted me and the cart wouldn’t stop squeaking. I need to blow something up. Excuse me.”
Co Ed Shopping

Fang: "I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu

Axel (signing): "I suppose you have no idea how much noise you're making, but it sounds like the towels are kicking your ass left, right, and center."
Demyx (signing): "Sorry. Go back to bed."
Axel (signing): "Are you going to be okay?"
Demyx (signing): "No, I expect the towels will overwhelm and kill me as soon as you go back to your own room."
Axel (signing): "What are the towels for, anyway?"
Demyx (signing): "So I'd stop flooding your room."
Axel (signing): "You're an idiot."
Demyx (signing): "I know. Go back to bed."
The Sound of Music

Axel: "Let me repeat my original question...the hell are you doing?"
Demyx: "Axel?"
Axel:"No."
Demyx: "Go away."
Axel: "No."
Demyx: "Seriously."
Axel: "No."
Demyx: "Can you say anything else?"
Axel: "...I can say 'Got it memorized'."
Demyx: "I was asking for that one, wasn't I. Don't answer that. Just go away so I can get out from under these sheets."
Axel: "Who the hell are you hiding from?"
Demyx: "The worlds at large."
Axel: "Why?"
Demyx: "Because it seemed like the 'in' thing to do at the moment - get out of here before I smother."
Axel: "You seem to be breathing pretty well for being on the verge of smothering..."
Aftermath

Roxas: "Axel, is there a good reason you just snatched the muffin out of my hand?"
Axel: "Demyx specifically asked for a blueberry muffin."
Roxas: "So your response is to steal the one I was about to eat?"
Axel: "I can't reach the basket."
Roxas: "See, if you'd just mentioned that earlier, I could have moved it over to where you could reach it, but no, you had to just snitch the muffin I'd already claimed..."
Axel: "It was handy..."
Roxas: "Axel?"
Axel: "What?"
Roxas: "Don't make me start a food fight."
A Little Problem

Roxas: "Axel, open the door or I swear I will take a Keyblade to it."
Axel: -opens door-"There. The door is open. I opened it. Please don't destroy it. Now go away." -closes door-
Roxas: "That wasn't funny, Axel. I need to talk to you."
Axel: -opens door again- "Okay, okay, just don't break my door...any more than you already have..."
The Sweetest Things

Xion: "L-Larxene? I can't talk to Larxene! She- She'll- I can't!"
Axel: "I can't, either! I'm a guy! I'm sleeping! Good night! Snore!"
First Blood

Elphaba: "Well, we can't ALL come and go by bubble!"
"Wicked" (musical)

Elphaba: "You're the only friend I've ever had."
Glinda: "And I've had so many friends!"
"Wicked" (musical)

Nessa: "What are you doing here?"
Elphaba: "Well, there's no place like home."
"Wicked" (musical)

Huey's Mama: "There is a ba-rick on the fa-loor."
"Memphis" (musical)

Daphne: “Mother! I don’t have baby blues. I'm not hysterical nor weepy!” (bursts into tears)
“Daddy’s Little Darlings” by Tina Leonard

Jackal: "Why's the sky blue?"
Frank: "Because the longer wavelengths of light pass straight through, but blue's short an' gets absorbed an' bounced around, so we can see it."
Jackal: "What?"
Frank: "Because it would look stupid if it was green!"
"Noonday Jackals" by Sandra Leone

Baloo: "I'll learn him all I know."
Bagheera: "That shouldn't take too long."
"The Jungle Book" (book, I think)

B.E.: "Bouncy? Inny, it's an ethereal guard dog. It can detect astral projections and ethereal walkers, let alone invisible and hidden creatures. It can savage a troll single-handedly, and you've called it 'Bouncy'?"
Injeborg: "Sure. He's cute, too."
"Epic" (book by Conor Kostick)

Mason Ashford: "How do you not know where the (Strigoi) heart is? Especially considering how many of them you've broken?"
Rose Hathaway: -glares at him-
Mason Ashford: "Belikov is a sick, evil man who should be thrown into a pit of rabid vipers for the great offense he committed against you this morning."
Rose Hathaway: "Thank you."
"Frostbite" by Richelle Mead

Rose Hathaway: "Can vipers be rabid?"
Mason Ashford: "I don't see why not. Everything can be. I think. Canadian geese might be worse than vipers, though."
Rose Hathaway: "Canadian geese are deadlier than vipers?"
Mason Ashford: "You ever tried to feed those little bastards? They're vicious. You get thrown to vipers, you die quickly. But the geese? That'll go on for days. More suffering."
"Frostbite" by Richelle Mead

Yuki Sohma: "If you're so set against school ... why didn't you just bomb the entrance exam on purpose?"
Kyo Sohma: "Why didn't I think of that?!"
Yuki and Shigure Sohma: "Because you're an idiot."
"Fruits Basket" Volume 1

Kyo Sohma: "Beating you is my vocation! It's my goal in life!"
Yuki Sohma: "It's so unfair that I keep having to take abuse just because you can't meet your goals."
"Fruits Basket" Volume 1

Tohru Honda: -bangs her head on the fire-extinguisher box thing- "Ow! It hurt so much I started crying. No, really, just now ... this corner ... ouch!"
Uo-chan: "If I didn't know better, I'd say you ran into it on purpose."
Hana-chan: "Now, now, don't spoil her cover-up."
"Fruits Basket" Volume 1

Tohru Honda: "I missed!"
Kyo Sohma: "...I can see that."
"Fruits Basket" Volume 3

Kyo Sohma: "Who the hell do you think are?! Don't talk down to me!"
Yuki Sohma: "I'm me."
"Fruits Basket" Voume 11

Kimi Toudou: "Yun-Yun! My beloved president Yun-Yun-san! The meeting is about to start, so please hurry to Kimi, 'kay? Oh, no! My mistake! I meant, 'Hurry to the council room!' Kimi made a boo-boo! Sorry, Yun-Yun! But Kimi will be waiting for you. So please hurry here."
"Fruits Basket" Volume 14

Arisa Uotani: "You've got some nerve thinking you can see her right now, you stupid, lust-filled certin! C'mere so I can hang you up, swing you around, and send you flying! Hanajima, my spear!"
"Fruits Basket" Volume 21

Kakeru Manabe: "Don't cry, Yun-Yun!" -throws a ball at Yuki-
Yuki Sohma: -is hit in face by ball- "...Ow. That hurt! I don't appreciate the sudden threat of a nosebleed!"
Kakeru Manabe: -is hit by a ball- "Gah!" Hey, I'm just trying to cheer you up! And if you ever got a nosebleed, I'd use my cellphone to show everyone! You stink!"
Yuki Sohma: "Your cellphone doesn't even have a camera! You stink!"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Yuki Sohma: "You destructive idiot!"
Arisa Uotani: "Hang in htere, destructive idiot!"
Kyo Sohma: "Shut up! Leave me alone!"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Haru Sohma: "Want to compete with us? If you join, Kyo will get into it."
Kyo Sohma: "Like hell I will! I"m not that simple!"
Yuki Sohma: "Maybe I will join..."
Kyo Sohma: "There's no way I'm gonna lose! I'm gonna kick your asses!"
Haru Sohma: "See, Yuki? Wha'd I tell ya?"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Shigure Sohma: "What's going on?! At a time like this, Hatori is supposed to give me a stern lecture!"
Hatori Sohma: "I won't."
Shigure Sohma: "Ouch! That's dirty! You know that it hurts the most when you take that attitude!"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Kyo Sohma: "You know ... your hyper energy really pisses me off!"
Momiji Sohma: "Waaah! Kyo is a meanie!"
Tohru Honda: "Momiji-kun, are you hungry?"
Momiji Sohma: "I am!"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Haru Sohma: "I set out on Sunday ... and found myself in an unfamiliar town. Next thing I knew, three days had passed. A mystery..."
Yuki Sohma: "Just say it. You got lost."
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume actually

Haru Sohma: "A real man answers any challenge. But then, you're just a kitten."
Kyo Sohma: "Time to die!"
Tohru Honda: "No, don't die!"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Ayame Sohma: "You didn't cheat on me while we were apart, did you, Gure-san?"
Shigure Sohma: "Why would I do something like that, Aaya?"
Shigure and Ayame Sohma: "All right!"
Yuki Sohma: "What's all right?!"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Ritsu Sohma: "I thought I would bring fruits, but I didn't know what you'd like ... so I brought books about fruit..."
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Ritsu Sohma: "It's not her fault! I'm sorry!!!"
Kyo Sohma: "Whoa!"
Ritsu Sohma: "I always have Corn Flakes for breakfast, so Tohru-san poured the milk that would have been yours, Kyo-san, into my bowl! I am the one who drank the last of the milk! I am the one who am steeped in sins! I am the evil one! Now, please, without hesitation, render judgment! Please render judgment!"
Kyo Sohma: "Oh, yeah... You're still here, too..."
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Ritsu Sohma: "No! I'm sorry I let you sleep late! I'm sorry I made you late!"
Yuki Sohma: "Why is he apologizing...?"
Ritsu Sohma: "Oh, I'm sorry! You'll be suspended because of being late, and then you'll be expelled! I'm so sorry!!!"
Yuki Sohma: "Hey! Don't you go deciding the future of my schooling!!"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Arisa Uotani: "A job I would like...? Well, then, let's say I want to be a model."
Mayuko: "Maybe you should think that over a bit, first."
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Arisa Uotani: "I'm pissed because I'm hungry!! Being hungry puts me in a bad mood! I overslept and had to skip breakfast!"
Classmate: "But ... why did you kick Kyon-Kyon's desk?"
Arisa Uotani: "Because it's easy to kick!"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Saki Hanajima: "Let us make a fine country the Kamakura shogunate..."
Kyo Sohma: "That's not a haiku."
Yuki Sohma: "This isn't Kamakura."
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Momiji Sohma: "Where can you catch stag beetles other than a department store?"
Kyo Sohma: "... Are you for real?"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Shigure Sohma: "My God, man, you're dense! You're as dense as an ogre! Dense as lead! If a tack is sharp, you're the thing farthest from it! A man like you has no right to have summer! Pack your bags and leave this place at once!"
Kyo Sohma: "What the hell are you talking about?!"
Shigure Sohma: "The fact that you still don't understand after I've made it so crystal-clear is proof that you're an idiot of the highest order!"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Ayame Sohma: "Gure-san, did you hear? Why Tori-san - our Tori-san! - could not perform on the drama CD??? In the end, he would not grace us with the honor of his voice! The end of the world is at hand!"
Shigure Sohma: "Wasn't it because we couldn't make you stop talking, Aaya?"
Ayame Sohma: "And so I have considered the matter! If he will not speak on his own, we have no choice but to make him speak, by force if need be! To this end, we will make him read stories aloud! However!! Tori-san speaks so rarely that reading such a long story might render his beautiful voice hoarse - it would be a grave tragedy for the Sohma estate! Therefore, I, Ayame, will joyfully take Tori-san's place, that my own voice will be rendered hoarse! The line "once upon a time, there was an old man who lived with his wife," will leave you stricken with awe!"
Hatori Sohma: "...Read quietly."
Ayame Sohma: "Roger that, Tori-san!!"
"Fruits Basket" - Sohma family journal

Tohru Honda: "I-I won't lose! Why hide it? I'm the mean stepsister!"
Kyo Sohma: "Uh, you're not the one being mean."
Yuki Sohma: "And how old are we turning this year?"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Yuki Sohma: "Hold it! You are not reporting this to Hatori!"
Ayame Sohma: "Do not fret, for I am sending him but a text message!"
"Fruits Basket" not sure what volume, actually

Tamaki Suoh: "...Haruhi?"
Haruhi Fujioka: "Yes."
Tamaki Suoh: "...You're a girl?"
Haruhi Fujioka: "Yes."
"Ouran High School Host Club" Volume 1

Little Simba: "I'm going to be king of Pride Rock."
Scar: "Oh, goody."
Little Simba: "My dad just showed me the whole kingdom, and I'm going to rule it all!"
Scar: "Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know."
"The Lion King"

Shego: "Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the 'genius'."
Drakken: "Keep it up, Shego, and you'll see plenty of the 'mad'."
Shego: "Ooh, scary man."
"Kim Possible"

Ash Ketchum: "What is that doing here? This isn't a forest; it's an open field!"
Pokédex: "It also comes out into open fields to steal food from stupid travelers."
"Pokémon"

Dauphin: "Never underestimate the power of a myth."
"Joan of Arc" (movie)

Unnamed Soldier: "I imagine hell would be cozier right now." -looks nervous and crosses himself- "Didn't mean that."
"Joan of Arc" (movie)

Sir Thomas More: "I need you to give this man a job."
Man (I don't remember his name...): "Do you recommend him?"
Sir Thomas More: "No."
"A Man of All Seasons"

Lily: "Did that drunken pile of misery just hit on me?"
"Switched at Birth", season 3 episode

Pacha: "Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you? I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong."
Kuzco: "Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama."
Pacha: "I could've let you die out there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over."
Kuzco: "Well, that makes you ugly and stupid."
"The Emperor's New Groove"

Near: "If you're wrong, you just have to say 'sorry'."
"Death Note"

Misa Amane: "We have to catch Kira! I can't imagine a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be dark…"
"Death Note"

Hideki: "But I specifically told you not to work at a shady place!"
Chi: "Yes. Hideki said not to work at A Shady Place, so Chi didn't work at A Shady Place. Chi worked at Live Peep."
Hideki: "How can a business called 'Live Peep' not be a shady place?!"
Chi: "Live Peep is not A Shady Place. A Shady Place is two doors down. Chi worked at Live Peep."
"Chobits" (manga)

Graypaw (later known as Graystripe): "Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. I think I'll have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just wander up to them and sit on them till they surrender."
"Into the Wild" (Warriors Original Series, Book 1)

Graystripe: "I hope he has them chasing blue squirrels all day!"
Fireheart: "But there aren't any blue squirrels."
Graystripe: "Precisely!"
"Fire and Ice" (Warriors Original Series, Book 2)

Silverstream: "You idiot! What are you doing in my territory?"
Graystripe: "Drowning?"
Silverstream: "Can't you drown yourself in your own territory?"
Graystripe: "Ah, but who would rescue me there?"
"Fire and Ice" (Warriors Original Series, Book 2)

Firepaw (later known as Fireheart, then Firestar): "Well, here goes. Wish me luck!"
Graypaw: "You'll need the whole of StarClan on your side for this one. Call out if you need a hand. If she looks like she's going to have you, I'll sneak up behind her and whack her on the head with a stiff rabbit."
"Into the Wild" (Warriors Original Series, Book 1)

Bluestar: "Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees if not to stand for the four clans?"
Firestar: "Are you mouse-brained? Are you saying SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?"
"Firestar's Quest"

Rachel Berry: "There's nothing ironic about show choir."
"Glee" - pilot episode

Will Shuester: "Can anyone tell me what a ballad is?"
Brittany Pierce: "It's a male duck."
"Glee" - "Ballad" episode

Emma Pillsbury: "Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday."
"Glee" - not sure which episode, sometime in season 1

Bryan Ryan: "I've grown weary of your insults, Will. They sting. And they make me want to punch your face."
"Glee" - "Dream On" episode

Michelle: "So, how much would it cost to thin the trees so the squirrels won't explode?"
"Bunheads" (TV show) - "Inherit the Wind"

Michelle: "I am being robbed in reverse. Things are being brought to me that I do not own or want."
"Bunheads" (TV show) - "Better Luck Next Year"

Truly: "Welcome to my head."
"Bunheads" (TV show) - "You Wanna See Something?"

Truly: "There's nothing more terrifying than a canoe."
"Bunheads" (TV show) - "You Wanna See Something?"

Holly Tyler: "Tina! I am not having sex with my husband!"
"What I Like About You" (TV show)

Peter Pevensie: "He said he knows the Faun."
Susan Pevensie: "He's a beaver. He shouldn't be saying anything!"
"The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" (movie)

Caspian: "Y-you are a mouse."
Reepicheep: "I was hoping for something a little more original."
"Prince Caspian" (movie)

Klaus Baudelaire: "Does it strike you as odd that none of our relatives are related to us?"
"A Series of Unfortunate Events" (movie)

Dug: "Please be my prisoner. Please, oh, please be my prisoner."
"UP"

Old Woman: "You have knocked at every door?"
Jean Valjean: "Yes."
Old Woman: "Have you knocked at that one there?"
Jean Valjean: "No."
"Les Miserables" (book)

Hanna Marin: "If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's a friggin' duck."
"Pretty Little Liars" (TV show)

Georgia Nichols: "I am a facsimile of a sham of a fax of a person."
"Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging" (book)

Flynn Rider: "So ... you're being strangely cryptic as you wrap your magical hair around my injured hand."
"Tangled"

Grover Underwood: "But a quest to...I mean, couldn't the Master Bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine's very nice this time of year."
"Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief" (book)

Chiron: "I thought it would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles."
"Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief" (book)

Percy Jackson: "We're orphans."
Medusa: "Orphans? But, my dears! Surely not!"
Percy Jackson: "We got seperated from our caravan, our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?"
"Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief" (movie)

Mulan's Mom: "I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck."
Mulan's Grandma: "How lucky can they be? They're dead!"
"Mulan"

Robin Raeburne: "I can't see the horizon, Miss Faber. France seems to be in the way."
"Under the Jolly Roger" (Bloody Jack 3)

Edward Cullen: "Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."
"Twilight" (book)

Edward Cullen: "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
Bella Swan: "What a stupid lamb."
Edward Cullen: "What a sick, masochistic lion."
"Twilight" (both, I think)

Bella Swan: “I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.”
"Eclipse" (book)

Isaac: "Okay, so I went into clinic this morning, and I was telling my surgeon that I'd rather be deaf than blind. And he said, 'It doesn't work that way,' and I was, like, 'Yeah, I realize it doesn't work that way; I'm just saying I'd rather be deaf than blind if I had the choice, which I realize I don't have,' and he said, 'Well, the good news is that you won't be deaf,' and I was like, 'Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me.'"
"The Fault in Our Stars"

Stewardess: "Sir, you can't smoke on this plane. Or any plane."
Augustus: "I don't smoke."
Stewardess: "But -"
Hazel: "It's a metaphor. He puts the killing thing in his mouth but doesn't give it the power to kill him."
Stewardess: "Well, that metaphor is prohibited on today's flight."
"The Fault in Our Stars"

Fang: "Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"
"The Angel Experiment"

Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends."
"School's Out - Forever"

Steve: "What's your name?"
Angel: "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild."
"MAX"

Max: "I'm only a kid! I can't get married!"
Angel: "You could in New Hampshire."
"MAX"

Max: "South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas."
"MAX"

The Voice: "Optimism is overrated, Max. It's better to face reality head-on."
"School's Out - Forever"

Iggy: "I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."
"The Angel Experiment"

Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"
"Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports"

Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?"
"The Final Warning"

Maybeck: "Why can't we be normal kids?"
Philby: "I think we have Wayne to thank for that. Wayne and our parents who wanted the college funds."
Maybeck: "College funds don't do you any good if you aren't alive to go to college."
"Disney in Shadow" by Ridley Pearson

Hastur: "All hail Satan."
Ligur: "All hail Satan."
Crowley: -waves- "Hi."
"Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

Narrative: "Most of the members of the convent were old-fashioned Satanists, like their parents and grandparents before them. They'd been brought up to it and weren't, when you got right down to it, particularly evil. Human beings mostly aren't. They just get carried away by new ideas, like dressing up in jackboots and shooting people, or dressing up in white sheets and lynching people, or dressing up in tie-dye jeans and playing guitars at people. Offer people a new creed with a costume and their hearts and minds will follow."
"Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

Patrician: "I'm sure you won't dream of trying to escape from your obligations by fleeing the city..."
Rincewind: "I assure you the thought never even crossed my mind, lord."
Patrician: "Indeed? Then if I were you I'd sue my face for slander."
"The Color of Magic" by Terry Pratchett

Patrician: "Ah, Gorphal. Come in. Sit down. Can I press you to a candied starfish?"
Gorphal: "I am yours to command, master. Save, perhaps, in the matter of preserved echinoderms."
"The Color of Magic" by Terry Pratchett

Rincewind: "We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index. Don't ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and we're feeling the aftereffects."
Passing Bush: "Precisely."
"The Color of Magic" by Terry Pratchett

Twoflower: "...some big mushrooms. Can you eat them?"
Rincewind: "No, no good to eat at all."
Twoflower: "Why? Are the gills the wrong shade of yellow?"
Rincewind: "No, not really..."
Twoflower: I expect the stems haven't got the right kind of fluting, then."
Rincewind: "They look okay, actually."
Twoflower: "The cap, then. I expect the cap is the wrong color."
Rincewind: "Not sure about that."
Twoflower: "Well, then, why can't you eat them?"
Rincewind: "It's the little doors and windows; it's a dead giveaway."
"The Light Fantastic" by Terry Pratchett

Smith: "But, if it's wizard magic she's got, learning witchery won't be any good, will it? You said they're different."
Granny Weatherwax: "They're both magic. If you can't learn to ride an elephant, you can at least learn to ride a horse."
Smith: "What's an elephant?"
Granny Weatherwax: "A kind of badger."
"Equal Rites" by Terry Pratchett

Granny Weatherwax: "Million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten."
"Equal Rites" by Terry Pratchett

Mort: "What time's sunset around here?"
Cutwell: "We normally manage to fit it in between night and day."
"Mort" by Terry Pratchett

Cutwell: "Would you like a strawberry?"
Mort: "In midwinter?"
Cutwell: "Actually, they're sprouts with a dash of enchantment."
Mort: "They taste like strawberries?"
Cutwell: "No, like sprouts."
"Mort" by Terry Pratchett

Creosote: "This is fun. Me, robbing my own treasury. If I catch myself I can have myself flung into the snake pit."
Conina: "But you could throw yourself on your mercy."
Creosote: "Oh, no. I think I would have to teach me a lesson, as an example to myself."
"Sourcery" by Terry Pratchett

Narrative: "Nijel was one of those people who, if you say "don't look now", would immediately swivel his head like an owl on a turntable."
"Sourcery" by Terry Pratchett

Lord Vetinari: "Ah, Drumknott, just go and tell the head of the Musicians' Guild he wants a word with me, will you?"
"Soul Music" by Terry Pratchett

Dean: "And there's the sign, Ridcully. You have read it, I assume. You know? The sign which says 'Do not, under any circumstances, open this door'?"
Ridcully: "Of course I've read it. Why d'you think I want it opened?"
"Hogfather" by Terry Pratchett

Dean: "I am not losing my hair! It is just ... very finely spaced!"
Lecturer in Recent Runes: "Half on your head and half on your hairbrush."
Ridcully: "No sense in being bashful about going bald. Anyway, you know what they say about bald men, Dean."
Dean: "Yes, they say, 'Look at him, he's got no hair.'"
"Hogfather" by Terry Pratchett

Albert: "You didn't get that stuff out of the sack! Not cigars and peaches in brandy and grub with fancy, foreign names!"
Death: "Yes, it came out of the sack."
Albert: "But you put it in the sack in the first place, didn't you?"
Death: "No."
Albert: "You did, didn't you?"
Death: "No."
Albert: "You put all those things in the sack."
Death: "No."
Albert: "You got them from somewhere and put them in the sack."
Death: "No."
Albert: "You did put them in the sack, didn't you?"
Death: "No."
Albert: "You put them in the sack."
Death: "Yes."
"Hogfather" by Terry Pratchett

Ridcully: "I could certainly run a marvelous university here if only we didn't have to have these damn students underfoot all the time."
"Hogfather" by Terry Pratchett

Death: "I have made this for you."
Susan: "Thank you. Er ... what is it?"
Death: "Albert said there ought to be snow on it, but it appears to have melted. It is, of course, a Hogswatch card."
Susan: "Oh..."
Death: "There should have been a robin on it as well, but I had considerable difficulty in getting it to stay on."
Susan: "Ah..."
Death: "It was not at all cooperative."
Susan: "Really...?"
Death: "It did not seem to get into the Hogswatch spirit at all."
"Hogfather" by Terry Pratchett

Tiffany Aching: "I would like a question answered today. It's about zoology."
Teacher: "Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it?"
Tiffany Aching: "No, actually, it isn't. 'Patronizing' is a big word. 'Zoology' is really quite short."
"Wee Free Men" by Terry Pratchett

Tiffany Aching: "Witches have animals they can talk to, called familiars. Like your toad there."
Toad: "I'm not familiar. I'm just slightly presumptuous."
"Wee Free Men" by Terry Pratchett

Albus Dumbledore: "It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."
"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"

Albus Dumbledore: "Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you."
"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"

Hermione Granger: "We could be killed, or worse, expelled."
"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"

Albus Dumbledore: "I believe Messrs. Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"

Narration: "Ron's old Shooting Star was often outstripped by passing butterflies."
"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

Draco Malfoy: "'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards."
"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

Professor McGonagall: "I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it [homework] in."
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"

Remus Lupin: "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
James Potter: "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
Sirius Black: "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Peter Pettigrew: "Mister Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"

Ron Weasley: "Spiders ... they want me to tap-dance! I don't want to tap-dance!"
Harry Potter: "You tell those spiders, Ron."
Ron Weasley: -goes back to sleep-
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (film)

Uncle Vernon: "What’s that? If it’s another form for me to sign, you’ve got another--"
Harry Potter: "It’s not. It’s a letter from my godfather."
Uncle Vernon: "Godfather? You haven’t got a godfather!"
Harry Potter: "Yes, I have. He was my mum and dad’s best friend, he’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me though – keep up with my news, check I’m happy."
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"

Ron Weasley: "I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"

Hermione Granger: "Not going to have a very good month, are you?"
Ron Weasley: "Ah well, at least I'm forewarned."
Hermion Grangere: "You seem to be drowning twice."
Ron Weasley: "Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging hippogriff."
"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"

Luna Lovegood: "Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am."
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (movie)

Hermione Granger: "But there are twenty-eight of us and none of us is an Animagus, so we wouldn't need so much an Invisibility Cloak as an Invisibility Marquee."
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Ron Weasley: "Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Umbridge: "You applied first for the Defense against the Dark Arts post, I believe."
Professor Snape: "Yes."
Umbridge: "But you were unsuccesful?"
Professor Snape: "Obviously."
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Professor McGonagall: "Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Fred/George Weasley (can't remember which one): "Give her hell from us, Peeves."
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Albus Dumbledore: "Of course, if I were a Death Eater, I'd be sure to find out my own jam preferences before impersonating myself."
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"

Harry Potter: "How do I look?"
Luna Lovegood: "Exceptionally ordinary."
Harry Potter: "Brilliant."
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (movie)

Hermione Granger: "This is Felix Felicis, I suppose? You haven't got another little bottle full of - I don't know -"
Ron Weasley: "Essence of Insanity?"
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"

Ron Weasley: "Well, what Harry said is the most useful if we're trying to tell them apart! When we come face to face with one down a dark alley we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'"
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"

Ron Weasley: "It's no joke! I'm in love with her!"
Harry Potter: "Alright, fine, you're in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?"
Ron Weasley: "No... Can you introduce me?"
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (movie)

Fred Weasley: "So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do."
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"

Bellatrix LeStrange: "You could have killed me!"
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby meant only to maim or ... seriously injure."
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1" (movie)

Yaxley: "It's still raining in my office!"
Harry Potter: "Have you tried an umbrella?"
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" (I think)

Harry Potter: "Okay, there's something we need to find, something hidden here in the castle, and it may help us defeat You-Know-Who.
Neville Longbottom: "Right, what is it?"
Harry Potter: "We don't know."
Dean Thomas: "Where is it?"
Harry Potter: "We don't know that either. I realize that's not much to go on."
Seamus Finnigan: "That's nothing to go on."
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" (book)

Filch: "Students out of bed! Students in the corridors!"
Professor McGonagall: "They're supposed to be, you blithering idiot!"
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" (book)

Ron Weasley: "And from now on I don't care if my tea-leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die!' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (book)

Professor Snape: "What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter? Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade."
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" (book)

Draco Malfoy: "You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments."
Harry Potter: "Yeah, but you, unlike me, are a git."
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (book)

Harry Potter: "Yes."
Professor Snape: "Yes, sir."
Harry Potter: "There's no need to call me sir, Professor."
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (book)

Professor McGonagall: "As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics."
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2"

Neville Longbottom: "You're actually giving us permission to do this?"
Professor McGonagall: "That is correct, Longbottom!"
Neville Longbottom: "To blow it up? Boom?"
Professor McGonagall: "Boom."
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2"

Professor Snape: "Your evidence?"
Harry Potter: "I just know."
Professor Snape: "You just ... know. Once again, you astonish me with your gifts, Potter, gifts mere mortals can only dream of possessing. How grand it must be ... to be the Chosen One."
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (movie)

Madam Pomfrey: "You must not overexert yourself. You need rest."
Harry Potter: "I don't want to rest. I want to find McClaggen and kill him!"
Madam Pomfrey: "I'm afraid that would fall under 'overexertion'."
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (book)

Rufus Scrimgeour: "Why do you think -"
Harry Potter: "Dumbledore would have given me the sword? ...Maybe he thought it would look nice on my wall."
Rufus Scrimgeour: "This is not a joke, Potter! ...Did he give you that sword, Potter, because he believed, as do many, that you are the one destined to destroy He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?"
Harry Potter: "Interesting theory. Has anyone ever tried sticking a sword in Voldemort? Maybe the Ministry should put some people onto that, instead of wasting their time stripping down Deluminators or covering up breakouts from Azkaban."
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (book)

Real Life Quotes

Mr. Lamoureux: "He asked his Honors class, deafened by the roar of silence.”
something my sophomore-and-junior-year English teacher said whenever he asked a question no one knew the answer to

McKenzie: "Mr. Smith, you listen to Nine-Inch Nails?"
Mr. Smith: "Apparently."
an exchange that happened during my English class today (10/15/11)

Evan: "But mayonnaise is good for you."
Alex: "Well, so is sex, but you don't see everyone fucking each other in the halls." (beat) "Except for Shawna [last name removed]."
a convo that happened during my off period on 3/7/12

Me: "It's really kind of annoying when the people who are supposed to be your 'best friends' never think to tell you about things like their leaving the country for an extended period of time."
a Facebook chat with my friend Emily (8/29/12, possibly 8/30/12 because we were chatting from 11 pm to almost 1am)

Michelle: "I feel like there's a hurricane approaching."
Me: "Me, too... I'm sitting in my dorm room wrapped up in all the blankets I own and can reach at the moment. I feel sort of like a fluffy burrito thing."
a Facebook chat with my friend Michelle (9/8/12)"

My Band Teacher: "Can we please have a moment of silence?"
Everyone: 0.0 (looks at the teacher in shock)
My Band Teacher: "For the strings to tune."
Everyone: (chuckles nervously and goes back to conversation, but more quietly)
an exchange that happened during my band class on 9/10/12

Professor Jacobs: "I'm just a gay commie liberal hippie."
something my French teacher said in class on Election Day 2012

Elana: "Well, that's okay. At least it was optional. And not required."
Me: "... That's what optional means, hun. Not required. It's sort of redundant to say both..."
a conversation over Facebook chat between me and Elana

Mike: "I definitely don't want to commit twincest with him (my boyfriend, also named Mike)!"
normal dinner conversation on 9/18/14

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RULES: (for another iPod shuffle thing)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Uptown, Get Around

3. Your teacher is ...

Sugar Daddy's Girl [that just sounds so wrong...]

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

3,000 Light Years

5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say...

We Can Work It Out

6. How would you describe your next door neighbours?

Don't You (Forget About Me)

7. What would your Best Friend say about you?

I Want It Now

8. How do you feel right now?

Brokenhearted

9. What's on your bedside table right now?

Au Revoir

10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Lights

11. When yn your wardrobe you see...

Pyromania

12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

City Boy

13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?

I'm Not Perfect

14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

Shut Up and Dance

15. Your life's theme song?

Someday

16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Shoulda Coulda Woulda

17. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Avalanche [oddly fitting...]

18.Your motto is...:

Whatever I Want [again, oddly fitting...]

19. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...

Better Than I Know Myself

20. What did you dream about tonight?

Summer Nights [once again, oddly fitting...]

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes. (Well, yeah, but they're fuzzy, hot pink socks...)

TOTAL: 6

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
You like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 14

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

total: 6

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic. (They have anime shirts...)
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

total: 3

PUNK

You can skateboard (when I was, like, five...)
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (highlights count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

total: 3

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.-(most of the time, not always)
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band (since I was eight...)
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick (or if, like, I'm going to the orthodontist's - I just got my braces off three months ago).

total: 9

Athletic
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards (but they're not all sports-related - some are science-, dance-, or band-related)
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equiptment
You belong/belonged to a school team (cheerleading).
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp (cheerleading).
You have a specific number

total: 4

HARDCORE//scene

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere (my mom won't let me...).
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
Your hair has been died more than 1 color--dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple

total: 2

Light
You have a big aim in life
You hate to lose
You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
You are obsessed.
x Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 1

L
x You love candy.
x You don’t care about how you look.
You walk/sit curved.
You are a genius.
You have dark circles around your eyes.
You are thin no matter what you eat.
x You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 3

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
You dress in a very peculiar way.
xYou can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
x You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 2

Mello
x You love chocolate.
You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
You always dress dark and tight clothes. (dark yes, tight, NO!)
You are always second.
You have a burn/scar on your face.
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
x Near creeps you out a little bit. (Just a little)

Total: 3

Matt
You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
x You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
x You are always relaxed.
x You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total: 3

Near
You are patient to the limit.
You always win.
x You have Peter Pan syndrome. (completely, I never wanna grow up!)
x You love to wear pajamas.
x You are very intelligent.
You have a lot of abilities using your hands. (Sounds kinky 0_0)
Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 3

Mikami
x You believe in a god.
You search for justice everywhere.
You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
x You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 2

Ryuk
You love apples.
x You are bored.
You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
x You laugh in a weird way…
You don’t let your feelings lead you.
x When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides. (depends on if it's something stupid)
x You are a little bit crazy and weird. (a little...?)

Total: 4

Matsuda
x Some people think that you are an idiot.
You always see someone’s good side. (more or less their good intentions..)
You know someone who is an example for you.
x You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Total: 2

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
(X) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
(X) You would surrender in a war situation

(6/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
() You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(X) You rely on people too much
(X) You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(3/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
(X) You love rules and think they should always be followed to
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
() You've had issues with money once or twice

(3/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature
(X)You think everything over before saying it.
() You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood
(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (my god yes...)
() You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(5/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
() You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

(1/10) for America (wow, and I AM american)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
()You're very sarcastic and cynical
(X) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(X)...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before.
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

(3/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
(X) You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine (I don't drink alcohol)
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(5/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
() You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(2/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard
() You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(5/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite (when I must be)
() You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(X) You've composed music before
() You tend to call people 'morons'
() You wear glasses

(6/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are (I can pass off for my twelve-year-old cousin's twin sister. I'm four years older than he is.)
() You love hockey (don't like any contact sports, really)
(X) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(X) You often get mistaken for someone else (to date, I have been called Emily, Nora, Frankie Ann, and Norma Jean. My name is Emma. In middle school, I was often called Emily because there are actually two girls in my class named that. Now that I'm in high school, I'm mistaken for a girl named Nora because she had an older sister named Emma. Don't ask about the other two. You really don't want to know.)
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(X) You're bilingual (tri-lingual, actually - English, Spanish, and French)
() You always carry a bear with you

(7/10) for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
() You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X) You like hot weather
() You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(1/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

() You have a potty-mouth
(X) You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
() It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
() Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
() You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(3/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
() You want to become stronger

(2/10) for Prussia

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die (The story that goes with this is creepy and I'm way too paranoid not to post this.)

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Emma

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle.)

Emmaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Purple Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Rose Sand-Hill

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Norem

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Pink Pepsi

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Mrsuice

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Anne Brian

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Princess

WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

was babbling around her in the public market-place. For her kindred,

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

I can almost touch the couch...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Vampire Diaries.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9 something pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:50 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Stefan and Katherine on "Vampire Diaries". The clock ticking to my right.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About two our three hours ago. I was walking from the car to the house.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Kinda.Sorta.Insane's profile on FanFiction (I was looking to see if any of my Favorite Authors had updating any of their stories, and I found this on there.)

9. What are you wearing?

My nightgown. And fuzzy socks.

10. Did you dream last night?

Probably.

11. When did you last laugh?

Probably yesterday. Maybe. During French class, or theology class, most likely.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Several paintings by my friend's brother Jonathan (he died four years ago of leukemia), our flat-screen TV, and a picture I drew when I was six.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not really. Oh, wait - my tap costume.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Um, it's interesting? I guess...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A horse. Then a stable to put it in.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Ummm... I can pretty much put anything, because you don't know me, so ... I have a pet cat?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

The teasing. I was teased in elementary school, and now one of my friends doesn't like going to school anymore because she's teased over the way she dresses (how that's possible in a school with uniforms, I'll never understand.)

19. Do you like to dance?

I've been taking dance classes for eleven years. What do you think?

20. George Bush:

My mom can't stand him. When he was elected to a second term, my mom tried to move the entire family to Canada just to escape him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Ariana. I like that name.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Bryan. That's an alternate spelling to my dad's middle name.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes. I'm moving there after college. Hopefully to Australia.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

I hope he'll tell me that all the pets I have had during my lifetime are waiting for me.

Survey

1. What time did you get up this morning? 5:30.

2. Diamonds or Pearls? Diamonds.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One".

4. What is your favorite TV show? Glee.

5. What did you have for breakfast? Toast.

6. What is your middle name? Rose.

7. What is your favorite cuisine? Italian food.

8. What foods do you dislike? Meat. Eggs. Beans. Nuts.

9. Your favorite potato chip? The original chips.

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Any CD by Avril Lavigne.

11. What kind of car do you drive? A Kia Rondo.

12. Favorite sandwich? Peanut-butter-and-jelly.

14. What are your favorite clothes? My pink V-neck T-shirt, with my favorite miniskirt.

15. If you could go anywhere on vacation where would you go? Paris.

16. What color is your bathroom? Light blue.

17. Favorite brand of clothing? Apostrophe.

18. Where were you born? Massachusetts.

19. Favorite time of the day? Noon.

20. Where would you want to retire to? California. Or Florida.

21. Favorite sport to watch? Figure-skating.

22. Who do you least expect to send this back? Huh?

23. Person you expect to send it back first? What?

24. Coke or Pepsi? Neither. Can't stand soda.

25. Are you a morning person or night owl? Night owl.

26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? Nope.

27. What did you want to be when you were little? A fire-fighter. Then a dance teacher, a teacher, and a principal.

28. What is your best childhood memory? Picking out my kitten.

29. What are the different jobs you have had? An ice-cream job during the summer, and then volunteering at the library. I have also helped people babysit.

30. Nicknames? Yes.

31. Piercing? None. Hate needles.

32. Eye Color? Hazel.

33. Ever been to Africa? No.

34. Ever been toilet papering? Nope.

35. Favorite day of the week? Saturday.

36. Favorite restaurant? LB's.

37. Favorite ice cream? Vanilla.

38. Favorite fast food restaurant? I don't have one.

39. How many times did you fail your driver's test? I haven't taken it yet.

40. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? Probably the College Board.

41. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Border's.

42. Bedtime? About five minutes ago.

44. Last person you went to dinner with? My dad.

45. What are you listening to right now? The audio of the new episode of "Nikita".

46. What is your favorite color? Purple right now.

47. How many tattoos do you have? None.

48. What is your religion if you have one? Catholic.

50. What is you GPA: Probably a 3. something...

--Do You--

Have any siblings: No.
Have any pets: 2 living ones.
Have a job: Only in the summer.
Have a cellphone: Yep
Have any special talents or skills: Yes. Cheerleading, dance, and playing the flute.
Have any fears: Yes.
Have a bedtime: Yes.
Sing in the shower: Only in my head.
Want to go to college: Yes.
Get along with your parents: I get along with my dad. Not so much my mom...
Have any piercings: No. I'm afraid of needles.
Have any tattoos: No. See above.
Swear: Sometimes.
Smoke: No
Drink: No.
Do Drugs: No

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: YEs.
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: No.
Are you single: Yes.
Are you in a relationship: No.
Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.
Ever been dumped: Yes.
Ever dumped someone: No.

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: Yes
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
Talked to someone you don't know: Yes
Drank alcohol: No
Done drugs: No
Partied 'til the sun came up: No
Gotten a ticket: No
Been arrested: No
Been convicted of a crime: No
Been in a wreck: No
Been out of the country: No.

RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS (For Muggleborns only. The Purebloods won't get it. SUCK ON THAT, MALFOY!!XD)!

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms.

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month".

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.

13) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!".

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!".

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. (Highly inappropriate, albeit very funny.)

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

25) It is not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them Smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

32) "Draco Malfoy, take it up the arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

35) It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall that she takes herself too seriously.

36) "Y'all check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an experimental spell.

37) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

38) I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevy. (He will take you up on it.)

39) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

40) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (no duh einstein.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I aaaalways straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

Oh, and here's a random thing I said, like, five minutes ago:

Me: - walks up to Paul - Princess is missing! - turns to my left and sees Princess about five feet away - Found her!

In case you haven't noticed, I'm a major idiot!

Oh, and if any of you people think my writing is really suckish, it'll start getting better after January - I'm taking creative writing as my elective for the second semester because I couldn't finish my full year of gym class because the school rather-stupidly decided NOT to put the two gym classes opposite each other. Instead, they decided to put the second-semester gym class during the second semester of my French class, which I couldn't just NOT go do... I would completely lose to Justin, my academic competition in that class.

Also, I entered snooperj's meme drabble, and the story was actually added. She said to copy-paste what's below on my account, so I did. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5733465/1/Drabble_Meme_Flowers_for_You.

"The first TEN people to send me a PM with the subject: MEME DRABBLE get to request that I write a drabble of any character or pairing of their choosing in any anime (within reason, people, please. :) In return, they have to post this in their journal or account, regardless of their ability level. (If you absolutely can't write, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to offer drawings or icons or something instead.)

1. KyoxTohru1 - Ouran High School Host Club (Hikaru/Kaoru)
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Now while that bulk of a paragraph was copy-pasted, I’ll warn you as early as now that I’m rather limited when it comes to the anime, so I may not deliver a good drabble if you ask me to do Naruto or Bleach. ;;; Terribly sorry, but try your luck and send me a PM. I’ll let you know if I can do your request or am even familiar with the anime enough to do one for you Just check out my profile for that, I guess. I have a little list of the anime I’m inclined to writing, but yeah.

You get the picture. xD

So, request away!"

Little Questions I Ask Myself

1. Q: Which anime character do people compare you to the most?
A: Kisa Sohma from "Fruits Basket"

2. Q: What animes have you watched lately?
A: "Ouran High School Host Club", "School Rumble", "Suzuka", "Sasami's Magical Girls Club", and "Death Note"

3. Q: Describe yourself in three words.
A: Smart, cute, and friendly.

4. Q: What's your favorite anime of all times?
A: "Fruits Basket"

5. Q: What manga have you read lately?
A: "Animal Academy", "Ouran High School Host Club", "Vampire Knight", and "Death Note"

6. Q: Your thoughts on Yaoi?
A: Well, I don't mind it, but I wouldn't write a story about it...

7. Q: What's your favorite video Game?
A: I don't play very many video games, but I guess my favorite would be the Pokemon games on my cousin's Wii.

8. Q: Who is your favorite video game character?
A: I guess it would have to be Yuna from "Final Fantasy", maybe?

9. Q: What game are you currently playing?
A: The Pokemon: Pearl game that my cousin got me for my twelfth birthday...

10. Q: What games have you beaten lately?
A: None.

11. Q: What manga are you reading and what book are you reading?
A: For manga, see above, and for books, "The Second Summer of the Traveling Pants" by Ann Brashares, "New Moon" by Stephenie Meyers, and "Stormbreaker" by Anthony Horowitz

12. Q: What are you watching right this moment?
A: Really random YouTube videos...

13. Q: What are you into right now?
A: mangas and the animes that go with those mangas

Fav. Anime Characters:

Absolute Boyfriend: Riiko, Soshi

Beauty Pop: Kiri Koshiba, Shogo Narumi, Kiei

Death Note: Sayu, Misa, Mello, Matt, L, Near

Fruits Basket: Tohru Honda, Kyo Sohma, Haru Sohma, Kisa Sohma, Machi Kuragi, Yuki Sohma, Hatori Sohma

Hetalia Axis Powers: North Italy, Spain, Canada, South Italy, Liechtenstein, Latvia, Sealand

InuYasha: InuYasha, Kagome Higurashi, Sango, Shippo

Me and My Brothers: Sakura, Tsuyoshi, Takeshi, Yosuke, Masashi, Katagiri

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Kyon, Mikuru Asahina, Yuki Nagato

Ouran High School Host Club: Renge Houshakuji, Kaoru Hitachiin, Mori-sempai, Hunny-sempai, Haruhi Fujioka

Phantom Dream: Tamaki, Mitsuru-chan

School Rumble: Tenma, Harima, Eri, Yakumo

Shugo Chara: Amu, Miki, Ikuto, Yoru, Utau, Nadeshiko/Nagihiko, Yaya

Tokyo Mew Mew / Mew Mew Power: Ichigo Momomiya / Zoey Hanson, Purin Fong / Kikki Benjamin, Masaya / Mark

Vampire Knight: Yuki, Zero, Kaname Kuran

Yugioh GX: Blaire, Alexis, Jaden, Jesse, Chaz

Fav. Pairings

Tokyo Mew Mew/Mew Mew Power Pairings
Ichigo Momomiya/Zoey Hanson and Masaya/Mark
Minto Aizawa/Corina Bucksworth and Kisshu/Dren
Purin Fong/Kikki Benjamin and Taruto/Tarb

Fruits Basket Pairings
Kyo Sohma and Tohru Honda
Kyo Sohma and Yuki Sohma
Yuki Sohma and Machi Kuragi
Shigure Sohma and Akito Sohma
Shigure Sohma and Ayame Sohma
Ayame Sohma and Hatori Sohma
Kisa Sohma and Hiro Sohma

InuYasha Pairings
InuYasha and Kagome Higurashi
Sango and Miroku
Ayame and Koga
InuYasha and Koga

Ouran High School Host Club Pairings
Haruhi Fujioka and Tamaki Suoh
Haruhi Fujioka and Hikaru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin and Kaoru Hitachiin
Haruhi Fujioka and Kaoru Hitachiin
Kyoya Ootori and Tamaki Suoh

Yugioh GX Pairings
Blaire and Jaden
Blaire and Jesse
Alexis and Jaden
Alexis and Chad
Jesse and Jaden

Death Note Pairings
Light and L
L and Misa
Mello and Matt

I think that you people will really like this quiz: http:/// - I got Innocent Uke. (smiles sweetly as random pink hearts dance around head) I like cake and bunnies and cute things, like Hunny-sempai from "Ouran High School Host Club". (smiles even more)

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2012 WHEN...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or

myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the

TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

ONLY IN AMERICA

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Miss

I'm a girl so I'm probably cruel

I'm a lady so I'm probably irrational

I'm a women so I'm probably crazy

I'm a female so I'm probably sexy

Miss or Ms. "Whatever".Girls rule,Boys drool.

All of the above put this in your pro.

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If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this poem in your profile if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Nine Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". That's right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? That would be enitirely pointless, in my opinion.

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their butt Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of a lot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that!

If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like RPGs (Role Playing Games), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the Harry Potter series, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile!

If you're a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, zEIDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, Kiitie-kun, James Stark, KyoXTohru1

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels.

Men who dress as women can do anything boys can do while wearing heels and looking like a girl. Imagine the stress they are under!(I had to be fair and put this here to ;-)

I thougt this was really sweet!

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start swearing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

Some Great Answers to That Stupid Question:
"Why aren't you married yet?"

You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
What? And spoil my great sex life?
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
My fiance is awaiting his/her parole.
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it.
I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
Why aren't you thin?
I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
(For Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into

your profile.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, TheCrazyScotswomanOfD00M, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, Kittie-kun, James Stark, KyoXTohru1

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you think you do these 'copy and paste' things too much (but you still do it anyway), copy this and paste this into your profile.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You know you're in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

Words start with ABC, Songs start with DO RE MI, Love starts with YOU AND ME.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

The difference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

If annoyed further, I shall bring death upon you with my lovely cheese grater.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If Mother Nature has reason to fear you because she totally ruined something for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love your iPod, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this intoyour profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were born in August, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you wish the atheists would just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, GinnyPotter808, clumsywerewolf2438, DontCallMeNymphadora,XVampWitchCatX,alpha-beta-omega1996,James Stark, KyoXTohru1

Signs you live in 2009

1. You are on your computer everyday

2. You are more inside, than out.

4. You are on this site often.

5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.

6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.

7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

8. You feel a bit stupid.

9. You think this is funny.

10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! Haha! ass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

(.• (.•P

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television (or computer) because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that everything is much more fun in an english accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Amuto-fan-Neko-san, HitachiinOtaku, KyoXTohru1

Hatsuharu Souhma is an extrememly interesting guy, he's a sexy cowbeast. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

I love cookies, cake, Hunny-senpai, and cute things. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

Hikaru and Kaoru's twincest makes life a lot more interesting. If you agree copy and patse this to your profile.

Tamaki-senpai looks like a move star a true hollywood dreamboat. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, your Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're too good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet. After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby.

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one."

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Geez, most people on here are writers: don't use sterotypes!

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool, and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I must be stuck-up.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I’m not even a boy, so I can’t really be a “bastard”, can I? Oh, God, I think I might have just proved that I can spot grammatical errors, but is that such a bad thing when it comes to English midterms/finals?)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste this to your page

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you20threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you can't stand stupid girls copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are planning world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I accused your boyfriend of being gay and he hit me with his purse.

The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

God created men first because yoou always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

My friends are the type that would spend hours trying to drown a fish.

Parents spend the first part of your life teaching you to walk and talk and for the rest of it they tell you to sit down and shut up.

My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, of friends anymore.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

I smile because I don't know what the hell's going on.

My mind not only wanders. Sometimes it leaves completely!

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending. (This by far one of the best phrases in the world)

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Hetalia: Axis Powers Fanfiction Number Pairing Quiz

00. Randomly list 12 of your favorite characters.

1) America
2) Prussia
3) England
4) Canada
5) Belarus
6) Germany
7) Hong Kong
8) China
9) Russia
10) North Italy
11) France
12) Japan

01. Have You Ever Read a 6/11 Fanfic?

Germany/France. No, I dont think I have, but they would be good together.

02. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Canada? He's smokin' hot!! Absolutely!!

03. What would happen if 12 got 8 Pregnant?

Japan got China pregnant? Why? I would really like to know. Biologically impossible, and it's incestuous, I think... It's not possible, but it would be cool if that happened, and it would take a lot of explaining.

04. Can you recall any fics about 9? Can you recommend any?

Russia stories? Yes, I really like most stories about Russia. One I would recommend is "The Sun Never Shines in Russia".

05. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Why or why not?

Prussia and Germany? Um, I guess so, even if that, too, would be incestuous. It would make a good couple, though, as long as it was more brotherly-love than a lovers type of deal.

06. Do you like 5/9 or 5/10?

Belarus/Russia or Belarus/Northern Italy. Um, definitely Belarus/Russia. She's probably the only person who can control Russia.

07. What would happen if 7 walked in on 12 and 2 having sex?

ROTFL!! Hong Kong walking on Japan and Prussia having sex!! Haha! Hong Kong would totallly kick Prussia's ass for being with Japan!

08. Make a summary for a 3/10 fic.

An England/North Italy fic? Um, ok: After Grandpa Rome died, someone needed to take in his little grandson, Italia. Who better than one of the largest empires, England? Especially since he'll do anything to get back at France... An England/North Italy semi-brotherly-love fic!

09. Is there such a thing as a 1/8 fluff story?

America/China? I don't think so...

10. What title would you give a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic?

Hong Kong/Japan? Um, maybe "Thunderstorm", or something like that, where Hong Kong gets scared during a storm and goes to Japan for comfort.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?

Um, for Canada to de-flower America? Maybe... Canada got really, really drunk while at an American bar, and America took Canada back to his (America's) house, and they started making out and then had sex.

12. Do any of your friends read 7 slash fics?

Hong Kong slash? I don't think so.

13. Do any of your friends read 3 het fics?

England? Het fics? Pffffhhh, I don't think that's even possible. The only fics he's really in pairs him off with another guy...

14. Do any of your friends draw or rp as 11?

Draw or role-play France? I think some of my friends (on this site, anyway) might draw France, but I don't know anyone who's role-played as him.

15. Would anyone you know write 2/4/5?

Prussia/Canada/Belarus? I don't think so. Canada would be scared to death by both Prussia and Belarus, and Prussia would be trying to take over Canada to have his own country again, and Belarus doesn't like anybody except Russia.

16. What might 10 scream in a moment of passion?

North Italy... hmm... "PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" or "DOITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" or something like that. (Doitsu is Germany's name in Japanese, I think...)

17. If you wrote a song fic about 8, what song would it be?

A son fic about China... maybe "You'll Be In My Heart" from "Tarzan"...

18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

America/Germany/Japan? Uh... yaoi/slash/guy love, country personification, and threesomes.

19. What would a good pick up line be for 10 to use on 2?

North Italy to use on Japan? Um... "Wanna eat pasta with me?"

20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

A fic about Belarus? Never, I think...

21. What's 6's Super-Kink-Secret??

Germany? That he has porno DVDs... during the Second World War...

22. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or Sober?

France do Russia? Uh, probably sober, but Russia would have to be drunk to agree to it.

23. If 3 and 7 got together, who would top?

England/Hong Kong? Uh, I think England would top.

24. "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then, follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3."

What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

"America and Russia are in a happy relationship until Russia suddenly runs off with Canada. America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with France and a brief, unhappy affair with Japan, then, follows the wise advice of Belarus and finds true love with England."

Um, I don't know about the title, but I think someone actually could write a fic about this...

25. How would you feel if 7/8 was cannon?

Hong Kong/China? Um, Hong Kong would be happy, I guess, so I guess it would be alright.

List your top 12 favourite characters in any order.

1) America
2) Prussia
3) England
4) Canada
5) Belarus
6) Germany
7) Hong Kong
8) China
9) Russia
10) North Italy
11) Spain
12) Japan

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Belarus/N. Italy? Yeah. I found one called “Relinquish”, by StarsOfYaoi.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

England? Of course I do. Especially if he’s wearing his sexy waiter outfit…

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Germany got America pregnant... that... is just really weird. Really.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah, I know a lot of good fics about Russia, but the best ones I can think of right now are “Fragile” by wolf of infinity, “The Sun Never Shines in Russia” by chocolate-musubi, and “Catharsis” by wolf of inifinity.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Hong Kong and Prussia? Not really…

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Canada/China or Canada/Russia. Gotta say Canada/Russia.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

... If Hong Kong found out that England and China were in a secret relationship, I think he'd... not be too surprised, since a lot of fanfic writers picture them all as a family, anyway. But he doesn’t really like England, so … I'm not sure.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Prussia/Germany? ... Uh...

Prussia and Germany are at a bar. Germany gets really drunk, and so Prussia drives him home. When they get home, Germany kisses Prussia and they wind up having sex.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Canada and N. Italy? Um, I guess so, but I’ve never seen it…

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

America/Belarus? Uh, I’ll get back to you on that one…

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

England/Spain. Something from their pirate days, in which they eventually have sex due to their mad sexy conquistador sides taking over?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Hong Kong het does not exist. I'm guessing that the majority of my friends read Russia slash.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Russia songfic... I guess "You’ll Be In My Heart” from “Tarzan”, or “Pain” by Three Days’ Grace, or “King of the World” by Porcelain and the Tramps.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Prussia/England/Germany

Um, warning: threesomes, personified nations, excessive swearing, underage drinking, BDSM? I don’t know…

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

LOL, are you kidding? China on Belarus? Um, I guess, “Would you like to share some snacks with me?”

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

N. Italy/China. I don’t really know if that’s possible. I’ll do it later. Maybe.

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Hong Kong walked in on Prussia and Japan having sex? He probably wouldn’t even care. Or he’d kill Prussia because of Japan being “deflowered”. Or something…

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

... I never want Canada to deflower America so this question is null and void.

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Hong Kong slash? Probably not.

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

England het? Does that even exist? If it does, no one I know reads it.

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Of course. I can’t think of anyone who hasn’t written/drawn Spain.

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Prussia/Canada/Belarus? Maybe?

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

... N. Italy? Something about pasta, probably.

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About Belarus? Never, that I can think of.

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Germany’s super-secret kink is probably his obsession with BDSM?

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Spain do Russia? If he was about to die of blood-alcohol poisoning, he wouldn’t do Russia.

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

England and Hong Kong? ... It would have to be England based on size, but I don’t think I’d want them to have sex in the fist place…

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"America and Russia are in a happy relationship until Russia suddenly runs off with Canada. America, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Spain and a brief unhappy affair with Japan, then follows the wise advice of Belarus and finds true love with Prussia.” I don’t think I’d want this fic to ever happen, so I'm going to stop right now.

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Hong Kong/China? I guess it’d be okay…

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?

Japan and America... It’s pretty much canon. America would be really sweet toward Japan, but he would still always top.

31. How about 10 and 1?

N. Italy and America. Pretty much see above description.

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?

Prussia and N. Italy. Totally crack.

33. Is 4 het or slash better?

Canada slash is better.

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?

Belarus and France? Nope.

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!

Why was Germany afraid of Hong Kong? Because Hong Kong is after China and Russia. Er. No comment.

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?

If China were to cosplay, he would be … Shinatty-chan. Definitely.

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?

Probably not that many. America/Japan is pretty close to canon already.

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?

England/Germany or England/Prussia

They’re both horrible, in my opinion, but I guess England/Prussia is better.

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

Germany and Hong Kong? Probably not.

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.

A Disney film to represent N. Italy and Prussia? Uh … “The Fox and the Hound”…?

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?

If England and France are doing s & m, then France is the sadist. England is such a good masochist.

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.

Hong Kong/Japan. I don’t think such a thing exists… so “Now I Have Everything” from “Fiddler on the Roof”?

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?

Canada/Prussia? Yeah, it’s pretty much canon, but there’s not much evidence for it…

44. How hot would 7/3 be?

Hong Kong/England? Totally not!

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?

If Hong Kong walked in on Prussia and China performing...? He would probably threaten Prussia with a knife while wearing this really deadpan expression. Then Prussia wouldn’t believe him. And then there’d be no more Prussia.

46. What's 1's secret kink?

America’s secret kink? Probably that ahoge.

47. How about 12?

Japan’s is more like his obsession with anime characters, and probably his secret taking of yaoi pictures.

48. Or perhaps 10?

N. Italy? Does he even know what a “kink” is? Well, we assume that he participates in the majority of Germany’s kinks… so see that question above.

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?

America/England/Belarus... Uhm... I’ll get back to you on that?

50. How about 2/4/6?

Prussia/Canada/Germany. Um, “Maple Syrup and Wurst”, or something like that.

51. Or even 7/8/9?

Hong Kong/China/Russia. Um, I’ll get back to you on that one, too.

52. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

America has a relationship with Germany, but secretly wants Prussia. Germany knows this and breaks up with America to pursue England, who’s with Spain, however, who’s cheating on Spain with China. China finds out, and cheats with Hong Kong, who is, in turn, cheating on Canada. America pursues Prussia, who just broke up with Belarus, who’s now after Russia. America gives up on this, and ends up with Japan, while Germany finally ends up with England.

Um … wow …

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

Germany/Hong Kong. Uhm... such a thing would never exist. So I'm gonna ignore this.

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?

If China and America became canon, my head would explode, and I would die.

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?

Prussia/Russia? Hard to say, but Russia would probably find a way to top.

56. What if it was 3 and 9?

England/Russia ... Russia would still top.

57. 4 and 9?

Canada/Russia? Again, Russia would top.

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?

Russia slash. Pretty much everyone I know.

59. Or 2 het?

Prussia het does not exist. This question should go into a hole and die.

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.

Belarus/Russia. ... No. Will do it later. Maybe. XD

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.

Prussia/Russia/Hong Kong. No. I don’t like that threesome. It should die.

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?

England as Harry Potter with a scar and scarf. Hong Kong would never cosplay.

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?

Never together. Only of them separately.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Demyx. Or Zexion.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Namine.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Probably ... Vexen. He's just really mean sometimes.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Xion. A bit too ... Mary-Sue-ish for me.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Pride Lands in KH2! I just love being an lion cub!

6. Least Favorite World?

Tron's place. Don't remember the name for the world. Dunno, just didn't like the place.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Axel's chakrams.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Saix's claymore...

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Don't use much of Summons. But I quess I could say Simba from KH1.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

The lion cub form in the Pride Lands.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Zemyx...

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

AkuRoku. Maybe because it's borderline pedophilic...

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

AkuRoku, Axel/Demyx, Zexion/Roxas, Xemnas/Saix ...

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Xigbar and Demyx. Apparently it's popular...

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Final Mix never released in here. Still wishing it'll come someday. Sigh.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Um, Ariel in Atlantis...

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

For some reason, yes.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. He's just shy, like me.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Not really. Bi, maybe, but not full-out gay. Or he could just be metrosexual, like my friend Tim.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Not really. She seems to be genuinely nice, just a bit ditzy.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. Roxas and Namine just belongs together!

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Um... I don't have theory for it, well, not yet at least...

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Haven't played it but I definitely say NO. I want to play it and see what happened to most of the Orgy members and all that stuff.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Demyx for sure! Or ... maybe Zexion. I don't know!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Zexion. He's basically me in evil, male form.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I've never played it, believe or not, so ... I don't have one. Though I guess ... when my friend tried to come in when I was reading KH fanfic and I turned around and threw a stuffed animal at his head.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I was basically Marluxia for Halloween last year. Next year, I'm going to be one of my OCs.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

I don't know, to be honest.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Demyx. Definitely. Or at least, so I've heard.

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The Organization. They're so awesome!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx. (Darn, wish to say both)

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx!

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai (Again, would love to choose both)

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice-cream. That just sounds so cool.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Um ... Xigbar, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Demyx, Roxas, Riku, Terra...

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

I don't know... Maybe the Aristocats, so you could be a kitty.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

I don't know. But it's incredibly awkward because I now know somebody named Axel.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days: I so wait for being Demyx, Axel and Zexion! (Not at same time)

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 because of the Orgy!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Everything!

Another KH Survey:

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1. Demyx
2. Zexion
3. Axel
4. Roxas
5. Saix
6. Xigbar
7. Lexaeus
8. Luxord
9. Xaldin
10. Xemnas
11. Larxene
12. Marluxia
13. Vexen

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

Lexeaus/Axel... Hmm... Probably humorous in the end.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Roxas/Xemnas... Fluffy because it would be so wrong for it to be smut...

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Xemnas and Zexion. I honestly have never thought too hard about that one...

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Demyx/Larxene... They probably wouldn't be overly surprised, but they might wonder how she puts up with him, and vice versa.

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Luxord/Vexen or Xigbar/Saix? I gotta say Xigbar/Saix!

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Marluxia? I suppose it depends on your preferences... I personally don't think so.

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Axel happy for Larxene and Luxord? No way in hell!

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Title for Roxas/Zexion story? Um... I honestly never want to think about it...

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Xemnas/Demyx story? Yeah, I have - it was called "Everybody Loves Demyx".

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Saix/Vexen? I dunno.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Xigbar/Xaldin... That’s one good question... To be honest they might fight over it...

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Demyx/Vexen... God, I hope not.

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Larxene/Axel... Story summary? She just couldn't take it anymore - the pyro was gonna be the death of her, one way or another. If she didn't tell him soon, she was going to wind up killing him.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Marluxia/Lexeaus... A baby? That baby would be ridiculously flowery and girly and would never say a word.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Zexion/Demyx/Luxord... A warning? Okay... Threeway, dubious consent.

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Roxas and Marluxia... Saix would be too shocked to really say much but probably wouldn't say anything good, anyway, because he's just that type of person.

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Not really, or at least not as much anymore. But when I was 11, I was totally convinced I was going to get an acceptance letter to Hogwarts...

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

I think it would be kind of strange for someone to ask me to testify my enjoyment of the Harry Potter books in court, but sure.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

I know a lot of them, yeah.

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean. It was going to be "Jane", but then Jane was used for Umbridge, so she changed it to Jean.

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yep.

Read All the Books?

Of course. I read the first one when I was 6. I am currently re-reading the entire series for the fourth time.

What Do You Think Of JKR?

I love her! I can't wait to get her adults' book, which will probably be out soon-ish.

Favorites

Weasley?

I'm not sure. I'd probably have to say ... Molly.

Character, Overall?

Hermione Granger.

Female Character?

Hermione. Besides Hermione? Probably ... my OC, Angel Weasley. In canon, my second-favorite would be Molly.

Male Charcter?

George Weasley.

Group Of Characters?

Dumbledore's Army.

Adult?

Sirius Black. Or Dumbledore.

Professor?

Professor McGonagall or Professor Flitwick.

Ship?

Harry/Hermione.

Spell?

Accio or Expelliarmus.

Sweet?

Chocolate Frogs!

Place?

Hogwarts!

Weasley Twin?

George.

Product?

Pygmy Puffs!

Shop?

Honeydukes.

Least Favorite

Weasley?

Percy.

Character, Overall?

Wormtail.

Female?

Lavender Brown.

Male?

Besides Wormtail? You-Know-Who.

Adult?

Lucius Malfoy

Student?

Lavender Brown.

Spell?

Any of the three Unforgivable Curses.

Book?

Order of the Phoenix. It took me forever to read the first time, but then it got better.

Ship?

Viktor/Hermione

Sweet?

Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans

Death Eater?

Bellatrix LeStrange. She's evillll!

Shop?

That other clothes shop. The one that's not Madam Malkin's. The one that Narcissa took Draco to that one time... I can't remember the name.

Place?

the Dursleys'

Professor?

Lockhart. He was a bubble-brained idiot.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry. Sorry, Ron.

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione. I like her better, but I don't dislike Ginny. *hugs Ginny

Neville or Seamus?

Neville. I just can't help it - I wanna hug him so bad! Seamus is mean.

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape. Even though he's mean, Slughorn just sort of comes off as incompetent in comparison to Snape.

Fred Or George?

George. He's nicer than Fred, most of the time.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Luna, just so he won't be with Hermione.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

I hate Lavender, so I'd actually prefer Ron/Hermione. That chick just needs to go off and die somewhere, all alone.

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Butterbeer.

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?

Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes, of course.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

The Hog's Head. I like Aberforth, despite his strange fascination with goats.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Snape/Lily. He obviously loved her, and James was really mean when they were in school...

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

HOGWARTS!!!

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor is awesome when Lucius is not there

Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Fizzing Whizbees because it's not Bertie Bott's.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Witch Weekly because it didn't spread lies about Harry.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Barty Crouch because he wasn't quite as insane as Rita Skeeter.

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

Yeah, I went to one for the release of the last book.

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

When Sirius died. Then when Dumbledore died. And finally when Remus and Tonks and Fred all died. :(

A Movie?

Pretty much the same as those mentioned above.

Books or Movies?

Books. But the movies did help me with pronunciation and stuff. Until I saw the movies, I always mispronounced Hermione's name as "Hermy-own".

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

No.

Been To A Fansite?

Yeah - several, actually. My favorite is Pottermore, even though it's not really a "fan" site, as it's sort of endorsed by JK Rowling and everything.

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yep. It was so cool!

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

Um, I dressed up as Hermione for Halloween for several years, and I dressed up as her to go to a party right before the release of the seventh movie. Does that count?

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

I just answered that question: Hermione.

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

No.

What was it?

I just told you: I don't have one.

Did you/Do you hide your obsession?

No reason to - all my friends (and half my school, at least) are just as obsessed as I am.

Did it/ Does it work?

No.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Hermione, as mentioned above.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Whoa, you're right. No, I hadn't noticed that before. I'm not sure if I like it.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?

You're right...

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

No.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?

Kind of, yeah. That seems to happen a lot in books!

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

Not really. I mean, stranger things have happened.

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Yes.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

Yeah!!

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Several, actually.

What site?

FanFiction.net, , , , etc.

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Yeah, but I'm not very good at it, I don't think.

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

Yeah, I ate a bag of Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans once.

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

Yeah. I still have the costume. I own all the books and the movies. I own two Harry Potter hats, several Harry Potter T-shirts, a wand, an owl, Crookshanks, a lanyard with several Harry Potter pins, and several things with the Ravenclaw emblem on them, including the house scarf.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

Yep!

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

As mentioned above, I own several.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

People say I'm like Hermione. I even sort of look like her (more when I was younger, though).

Do You Agree With This?

Sure!

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Yeah.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Not really.

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

Nope.

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Sort of. I wrote a report on the similarities between the series and the Bible...

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

I guess so.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

Yeah, I'd be in Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.

Have you re-read the books?

I'm on my fourth go-round. I also happen to have 3 copies of the first book, 2 copies of books 2-4, and 1 copy of each of the last 3 books.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

Yeah, actually. When I was 10.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

No...

Have You Ever Written One?

No.

Do You Want To?

Not really.

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

Yeah, that's how I got the hard-covers of books 1-4!!

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

If they wanted to, then yeah...

Are You Going To Write One?

No, thank you.

Is The Musical Thing Annoying You?

A little bit, yes.

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Yes.

Matt and Mello are NOT DEAD.

A report by a fellow DN fan.

After researching the rules of the Death Note once again, I stumbled upon one that could help prove the fact that Matt and Mello did not die on their canon death day. The rule is:

'If writing the same name on more than two Death Notes is completed within 0.06 seconds, it is regarded as simultaneous; the Death Note will not take effect and the individual written will not die.'

as found in How to Use: XV. This is the theory that I formulated:

As Mello's death approaches, Sidoh is watching from the sidelines. He sees the date above Mello's head and realizes that the blond has very little time left. So, as he watches Mello drive the truck to Nagano, Sidoh travels to the human world, takes out his Notebook, and writes Mello's real name down. Sidoh is doing this because since Mello has at one point owned his Death Note, Mello can be considered as an owner of the Death Note. Since another rule states that the only god of death that can kill the owner of the Notebook is the one who gave their Notebook up in the first place, Sidoh thinks that it's his responsibility to end Mello's life(as Ryuk does to Light later on in the book).

At the same time Sidoh is just finishing writing 'Mihael Keehl,' Takada is also hurrying to write Mello's name in the scrap of the Notebook. The two finish writing the 'l' at exactly the same time, causing the first mentioned rule to take place.

Meanwhile, Mello is fully expecting to be killed by Takada. He becomes confused when it takes longer than it should, then realizes that something must have gone wrong. Excited that he may continue to live, Mello fakes his death, purposely crashing the truck into Nagano. Knowing Light would want to erase any evidence, Mello quickly escapes and manages to get away while the church burns in the distance.

He finds a way to get back to where he the kidnapping had first taken place, following the route that Matt was supposed to take. When he reaches the clearing where Matt's car is at, riddled with bullet holes, he rushes to the redhead. A quick check at the redhead's pulse assures him that Matt is still alive, merely acting as if he had been shot down, whereas he'd actually been wearing a bullet proof vest. The blood stains are from his arms, which were unprotected by the vest and hit by three bullets, since most of the bodyguards had been aiming for his chest. The blood soaks nearly his entire outer vest, making it appear as if he'd been shot in the chest.

Mello picks Matt up and rushes to the nearest hospital where the hacker can be fixed up.

In the safe confines of a new apartment somewhere secluded, the two, both alive, watch as Kira is finally put to an end by Near.

Copy and paste this report to your profile if you KNOW that Matt and Mello are not dead, but living together, finally able to love each other properly without the worry of dying. Well, then again, there's Matt's cigarettes, but...he quit! SO YEAH. (Beat it!!)

My Original Characters

Name: Ariana Fletcher (was adopted into the family - was born Sakura Sohma)
Hair Color: dirty blond
Eye Color: dark brown
Height: 5'6"
Age: fourteen at the beginning of her story after the prologue
Personality: pretty shy, popular with the boys, barely interested in the opposite sex at all, very protective of her younger sibs
Dating Status: eventually Haru Sohma
Featured Stories: "A Fruits Basket Crossover"

Name: Christopher Fletcher (the child of Mr. Fletcher and his first wife)
Hair Color: black
Eye Color: light gray
Height: 4'10"
Age: ten at the beginning of his story after the prologue
Personality: kind, tries to be helpful to his older sister, very protective of his younger sister
Dating Status: single (might date Kisa Sohma later - I don't really know)
Featured Stories: "A Fruits Basket Crossover"

Name: Marissa Fletcher (the child of the man and his second wife)
Hair Color: light brown
Eye Color: dark blue
Height: 4'2"
Age: seven at the beginning of her story
Personality: pretty shy, enjoys being babied, more-or-less mute after her parents' death
Dating Status: single (will probably stay that way for the rest of the story, sorry)
Featured Stories: "A Fruits Basket Crossover"

Name: Mei Sohma
Hair Color: black
Eye Color: light brown
Height: 5'4"
Age: sixteen for the majority of her story
Personality: shy, protective of her younger sister (Kisa), quiet
Dating Status: Where the story left off, she had just kissed Haru Sohma and falls asleep calling his name. Will probably date him at some point later on.
Featured Stories: "A Fruits Basket Love Story"

Name: Angel Weasley
Hair Color: auburn
Eye Color: hazel
Height: 5'
Age: eleven at the beginning of her story
Personality: shy, quiet, enjoys being babied by her older sister (Ginny) and six older brothers (Ron, Fred, George, Percy, Charlie, and Bill)
Dating Status: crushing on Harry Potter. Might go further when she's older.
Featured Stories: "Harry's Angel"

I have some pictures here that were originally from "A Fruits Basket Crossover." Here it is: http:///. There are pictures of Ariana, Christopher, Marissa, Tammy, Shadow, and the school uniforms. These will be updated as the story progresses.