My name is InsaneDriver. I got that name from doing outrageous tricks in my car. May it rest in peace, now. I cannot right worth my life, but I love to read others and comment on really great work. My favorite type of fan fictions to read are yaoi. Don’t like, to bad. : DMy favorite authors are:Tyrant Dragon KnightAngelicCrossplayKakashi KatPenguinsinTopHatsandTailCoatsxMy-Friend-KITTMacxVeldeiaDescendant of DoomEVRyderWriter

And, Oh, so many more……

My Favorite Quotes:

"Sorry, can't chat right now, I'm plotting your demise...you can say anything you want, but by the time I get back... you'll probably be dead. -.-"

"I see the light... and IT BURNS!!"

"The hardest burden to bear is loneliness, because there's no one to help you carry it."

Committing Suicide is like saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!"

"I knew they picked the wrong guy for this job!" Demyx - KH

I lay on my bed and look up at the stars and I wonder...where the HECK is my ceiling?!

"I'm just a girl who's too sad to give a fuck."

"We're not retreating; we're advancing in a different direction!"

"YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELIGION!"

"I am a man of many words...I just choose not to use them."

"I have a desire to be great but I don't have much motivation...A bad combination."

"Tobi is a good boy!!"

"Nobody controls me. I'm uncontrollable. The only one who can control me is me, and that's just barely possible."

"That makes me very angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...people DIE!!"

Itachi - "Kisame, is that you? Pass me a slice." Kakuzu - "WTF?! GET YOUR HAND OFF MY FACE, YOU BLIND PIECE OF @#!!" - gejimayo,

"I am a naturally nice person, but if you crack me the wrong way, I can be as evil as hell~! Have a nice day~! --"

"It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eyeball...Then it's like...HEY! FREE EYEBALL!!"

"Only a foolish fool from the land of fools could think something so foolishly foolish."

"Don't deprive me of my addictions or I'll kill you. Seriously, I will kill you." - Ze lovely Moi.

"If it rusts, it can never be trusted
If its owner fails to control it, it will cut him
Yes, pride is...
Like a blade."

"When life gives me lemons. I squish them in my eyes to see if it stings. And when they do I run in circles screaming."

"Therapists are evil. If you separate the word, you get 'the rapist.' Don't go to therapy."

To tell the truth, I got these hilarious quotes from Hichigomate’s profile. XDTry not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this, But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try, I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could, Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true, And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

I also got this from Hichigomate’s profile. I made me and my cousin cry. :’(

For any of the authors that come to my profiles, please email any stories and I will happily read and comment them!

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are comepletely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: you are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday