Hello, all - My name is I. B. Creeper (ja, not really, but that's all you're gonna get). You may call me any of the following, depending on your mood: Harlequin, Harley-chan, Chelsea, Chels, Creeper, Ecchiko (my one and ONLY Mary Sue), Chibi... and whatever other creative things you can come up with.

And yes, I'm a girl. All the wishing in the world isn't going to change that fact, and I'm not quite willing to go through the trouble of getting a sex change at this point. That's my sister's job, after all.

Let me just say that while I may be new to , I'm an old soul when it comes to fanfiction. I started writing crappy yaoifics (which will NEVER see the light of day. There's an embarrassment I don't need...) at the tender age of eleven, but since then I've built on my writing and turned it into (not really, but whatever) art, rather than pathetic attempts at pr0n. In other words, I'm a MUCH better author than I used to be. Hopefully.

... Ah, well, to be absolutely honest, I doubt my stories will really be that popular-- the sort of things I gravitate towards aren't exactly mainstream. Or widely liked, for that matter (wait, was that a bit redundant..?). Only in a few small chatrooms here in the WORLD WIDE INTERNET do I feel at home and comfortable. Well, if not comfortable, at least interested and not bored. The sort of things I like aren't comfortable, whether to talk about or to participate in, but it's still fun.

One last thing-- if you read my stories and do not review, even if it's just to rant and flame and say I'm a sick bitch who needs to be put down, I WILL track you down and bludgeon you to death with whatever's handy at that particular moment. And, for whatever god's sake you deem as the "real" one, leave constructive criticism, or at least reasons WHY you think I'm a sick bitch who needs to be put down. Those of you who don't leave proper reviews are just as offensive to my senses as those who don't leave reviews at all, and will receive similar treatment.

Thank you for your time, and have a wonderful day!!

~I. B. Creeper

(P.S): I'm really not as much of an asshole as this description makes me appear. I'm actually a very nice person