The next day everyone reported to the bridge as normal. However, there were two missing important people which started to make people worry.

Up until McCoy came onto the bridge, pain written across his face.

"Sulu, I'm relaying a message from the captain. You have the con. The Captain has acquired the same illness as Spock and they are both going to be away temporarily. He requested that we should find the nearest place to land and puts everyone on shore leave until he has fully recovered." He took a deep breath. "He should be fine in a few days and what he has is not contagious and will not have been transferred to any of you so there is no need to worry." He turned quickly and shook his head as he left as quickly as he could.

Uhura sighed and followed closely behind.

"Leonard?" she called after him.

He turned. "Nyota... please don't make me."

She put a hand on his forearm and stroked him. "Come on." she said playfully.

He took a painful breath. "Well, there is no need to worry about our Vulcan friend anymore. His life is in safe hands. Well... hands." McCoy shuddered slightly.

She laughed. "Oh god... what happened when he called."

He looked at the ceiling. "He called. He told me what to say. He said what had happened. And then he forgot to hang up."

Uhura laughed even harder. "I'm sorry." she said through giggles. She took a deep breath to relax. "So. Is it just..."

"No. I heard T'hy'la growled and Kirk moan before..." he looked back down. "Do you know what I needed to do to erase that?"

Nyota smiled. "To think that after me, he would jump to Kirk. I mean, I know we didn't work because we were to alike. But why Kirk?"

Bones shrugged. "I'm a doctor, not a psychologist."

She smiled. "Well... he does have some girly hips."

"You are not making this better."

Nyota playfully pulled him into a loving kiss. "Better? I'm going back to the bridge."

McCoy nodded.

As they both turned to head back to their stations, McCoy winced again as he heard the small whisper

"Must be the hips..."

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It's done ^_^
It needed a little bow to tie everything up, even if it is kinda shitty and whatever. But the title was odd without some sort of explination...
and the title came from a conversation... and blahblahblah shut up blah blah blah

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