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Joined 10-08-07, id: 1393709, Profile Updated: 02-28-17
Author has written 37 stories for NCIS, Transformers, Star Trek: 2009, Person of Interest, and Almost Human.

28 February 2017

Muwhaaa! I'm back! After an embarrassingly long hiatus, I have unearthed myself from beneath my professional designation crater. Translation: I spent the last 30 months dealing with professional obligations that left me zero time to sleep, let alone write. But I'm back, now fully securities-licesnsed (go me!) and ready to write again. I've got some really amusing ideas rolling around my head, a few of which might actually make it to my keyboard.

To any of you who left a comment or sent a message in the last two years, I am truly, truly sorry I haven't replied. I resolve to a do a better job now that I can think clearly. Please know I appreciated the kind words more than you can imagine and feel terribly that I haven't acknowledged them. Take this small note as my undying thanks.

For anyone else, feel free to leave a comment or shoot me a message. I don't bite, I promise. At least...not hard. ;-)


27 March 2014

Well, hello thar! I figured I should do a proper edit my really out of date profile, so here it is.

I'm a nerd. I proudly admit it. And I'm a bit a nut with a terribly overactive imagination, an inability to sleep more than four hours a night, and a love for just about anything and everything. I love to learn, I love to think, and I love to be challenged. I also love to read and write (obviously) and I'm constantly inspired by the world around me. Sometimes it's a major event; other times, my inspiration comes from something completely trivial. I love character development and layering in stories. I love plot. I love subtlety. I'm a humor and crack writer who specializes in procedurals but will occasionally take a crack at angst.

Whatever your poison, I think there's a bit of something for everyone here. I don't shy away from AU, crossovers or plain canon fics. Whichever you choose, I hope you find something you can enjoy here. It's by no means professional (this is for now and always will be a hobby to me; I have no grand desire to write for a living), but it's the best I can do. However, be warned - the work gets progressively rougher as you work your way down the list of my stories. Like, really cringe-worthy, I-can't-believe-I-wrote-AND-POSTED-that, rough. Just sayin'.

So, thanks for stopping by and wasting five minutes of your life you'll never get back reading my profile. If you're so inclined, drop me a PM or whatever if you have questions. Otherwise, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.


Awesome betas are awesome. Seriously. For all my Star Trek stories, mine is Livejournal's Wicked Jade. I owe her oodles upon oodles of thanks for both holding my hand as my muses have decided they want to try character-driven pieces and angst (most often times together), and for putting up with my Kirk-like personality in general. I couldn't do it without you my dear, so thank you. Also, if you all love good fic and you're into slash, go check her stuff out. She makes me look like a clueless noob. Yanno? Find someone better and your shit won't suck is what I've discovered. ;)


So, I think I've actually managed to create a 'verse with this whole Star Trek cop AU. I was told by a good friend that I should put this running list thingy here on my profile so I don't confuse y'all. I hope it helps, and expect this to get added to as I write more AU stories. As a note, I didn't write any of these fics in sequential order, and they certainly weren't posted that way, either. I can't do linear writing. It's just not me. But anyway, here's the sequential list for the cop!verse as of right now.

1. Every Fifteen Minutes
2. Playing Santa Claus
3. One in a Million
4. Sugary Cute (But Complete!) Story That Desperately Needs an Actual Title
5. Standard Deviation
6. Independence
7. Thirteen From .40
8. Accidentally on Purpose
9. Defining Family
10. Saving Lucy
11. Rule 52
12. Love's Savage Secret
13. Words for Pictures

Also, thanks to the amazing and awesome Kilala10 over on Livejournal, the Cop!verse now has art! Check out the art for Accidentally on Purpose here, and for Words for Pictures here. It's beyond win.


Post Script:

Story Update: 18 March 2014

So. I'm alive. Sort of. Hockey season has ended, and with it, all the drama of coaches, players and parents is behind me. However, the stranglehold winter has over Minnesota has not yet abated, which is fitting for a state where hockey never truly does end. Anyway, I digress, even if there's about a foot of fresh snow falling outside my window as I type this.

Over the winter, I discovered Person of Interest. It was, if I'm completely honest, a good thing because I was so angry after Into Darkness Failure last summer that I needed something else to occupy my muses. Enter John Reese and all his badass glory to fill the role. And once I tossed in Almost Human, it became a perfect recipe for a proper crossover. It's been hard developing the specifics for meshing those two fandoms together, but I think I'm getting the hang of it. Besides, it's too much fun not to do it. You all feel me on this?

Here's what you all can look forward to in the (hopefully) not too distant future:

1. Burn the World (Almost Human/Person of Interest AU): All things considered, the Recollectionist did a pretty good job helping Kennex recover his lost memories. Maybe too good. Dangerous people want to make sure John goes to his grave with those secrets. Literally.
2. Kindred (Star Trek Zombie!Verse AU): All things considered, Pike thought Sam Kirk was doing pretty well. Maybe a little too well.

Stories that might get finished before the end of 2013 whenever I actually get around to working on them:

1. Officer Involved (Star Trek Cop!Verse AU): Pike thought he was done killing when he traded in his desert BDUs for a civilian police officer’s uniform. He was wrong.
2. Touch the Sky (Star Trek Cop!Verse AU): It’s said that relationships solidified during stressful situations are bound to fail. Chris Pike wholly refutes that notion, because without one of the most traumatic experiences of his life, he wouldn’t be married to the best woman on Earth.
3. Triggerman (Star Trek Cop!Verse AU): Jim thinks that his partner has forgotten that ‘fun’ is not a four-letter word, and decides that it’s his job to provide the amusement to blow off some steam. McCoy didn’t think Jim meant it so literally, though.
4. The Devil You Know (Star Trek Zombie!Verse AU): Sometimes, it's better to stick with the devil you know, especially when making a change means you might not like the devil you get.
5. Infection (Star Trek Zombie!Verse AU): Even the best-laid plans sometimes fail spectacularly. When the worst happens, the only thing left to do is to improvise…and pray like hell it all works out in the end.

Other shit still in a perpetual state of disarray:

1. All Expenses Paid: I have chapters seven, eight, nine and part of ten completed. I'm thinking that, when I'm finally done with this one, it'll be about twelve or thirteen chapters, depending on how long the chapters end up getting. I'm not going to post anything else on this story until I finish it. I'm sorry. I go back and make too many changes when I think of something I like better, and it's too hard to keep straight what I've posted and what I can still change in the continuity vein. I'm putting this one on indefinite hiatus for now, but I swear on Bayverse Starscream's cowardice, I will finish it.
2. Matters of Medical Necessities: I honestly haven't looked at this fic in close to a year. I don't have much done it other than what I posted. I'm not calling it abandoned because I still like the characters, the idea and the plot, but this is another on on indefinite hiatus.

Take care!
Gix

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If an Autobot, do NOT do the following (part 1) by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 219,275 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Annabelle L., Bumblebee - Complete
All's Fair by steelcrash reviews
After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 102,865 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Optimus Prime
The Smuggler and the Scoundrel by Mayhem O'Malley reviews
Recently disgraced, James Norrington wants nothing more than oblivion, but it's a six month voyage from Tripoli to Tortuga and every voyage has its perils. And this one has a perilous captain. **MAJOR EDITS IN PROGRESS. Please read the version at archiveofourown because it's better than this one right now!**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,991 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/29/2006 - James N.
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Baby Blunder by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 Movieverse POST Egypt - Optimus Prime experiences the trials of human and Transformer reproduction. Mpreg, slash, non-explicit adult stuff. Optimus PrimexUltra Magnus. Ch10 - Sharks, sand, surf and kisses.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,370 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus
The Basics of Primary Ed by Caera1996 reviews
AU where Kirk is a kindergarten teacher and McCoy is the parent of a student. Now complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 136,062 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/31/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Nothing Like This by mattmetzger reviews
McCoy isn't too old to change, and there's nothing he can do about it. He's a doctor - and he's a soldier. Introspective oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
I've Been Trucked! by TheShadowCat reviews
Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,485 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Ironhide
Friendships That Define Us by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE Leonard McCoy is shocked when he bumps into a mysterious Vulcan who knows him better than he knows himself. Abrams-verse, friendship, drama, family.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock Prime - Complete
What A Doctor Needs by The Lazy Medi-Wolf reviews
A Spin off of "What A Vulcan Wants". Focuses on Liv Kirk and Bones! Rated for: adult language, adult jokes, very dark in places, & adult situations. Do not read if under 16, advised age 18 Read & review please. Peace
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,598 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones
The Long List of Dammit Jim by The Tempestuous Muse reviews
Life on the Enterprise as viewed by it's CMO. All the insanity, all the shenanigans, and everything that has ever, or will ever, make him break out in one of his trademark phrases.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones
No Bandage or Words by MidnightBlast reviews
As governess to the Hays' daughter, Lydia Marsden never expected anything grand to happen in her life. Everything changes when the maiden voyage of Titanic falls upon the family, and she finds herself completely drawn to the First Officer.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,943 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - 1st Officer Murdoch - Complete
The Assistant to the First Officer by FordTruckGirl4TA reviews
When Ellen Wallace is commissioned as a junior officer, the other officers eventually accept her. The last to put aside his working woman prejudice is Murdoch, but only because he's hiding from himself and the others that he's falling fast for her...
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,056 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Breaching Walls by AlkalineTeegan reviews
A boy's death makes Gibbs re-evaluate everything he thinks he knows about his senior agent. But one thing is certain: Nothing is ever all that it seems. Warnings for language and some minor spoilers through season two. ENJOY!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,848 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Crossing by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Slight AU. No pairings. Jazz finds a boy on the verge of an irrevocable decision, and without hesitation, chooses to help. After all, he may not be human himself, but that doesn't mean he can't recognize and identify with a human's pain.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Bitterly Ever After by The Dork of York reviews
Stella Bell was a witch and a bastard, striving for gentility on Tortuga. James Norrington was an angry drunkard desirous of revenge. Both were bitter as bile, and certainly didn't expect to be friends. Funny ol' world, innit? NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 303,209 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/9/2006 - James N. - Complete
Dorito of Doom by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Gixxer Pilot. Set in the same universe as Tenshi of Light21's "Autobot Pranks". How much trouble can a desire to rest and a resemblance to a certain snack food cause? Apparently, a lot when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are involved.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
Memento Mori by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Bones is on the bridge when the call comes. No pairings.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Five 6word phrases McCoy used by Captain-Beatty reviews
Plus one he needed to hear. Higher rating due to language. Other than that, warm fuzzies all the way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Angle and Plane by Borath reviews
Something went wrong in those woods where Prime fell, and Ironhide's going to find out what it was. Post RoTF. No Pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Where Sea Winds Blow by La Hija Del Mar reviews
Through a common series of unfortunate events, their destinies were entwined. Only time would tell if they would be joined, and if a pirate woman could save a former commodore from his own pride. Anamaria/Norrington, Willabeth. Events of DMC revisited.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,376 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - James N., Anamaria - Complete
Dichotomy of Good and Evil by NightElfCrawler reviews
The Decepticons had lost the war, and most spectacularly. But the end of the war may have brought peace with a price. Now it was up to Optimus Prime to set things right, but was the right thing to do something that would inevitably repeat past events?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,670 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
The Edge Of Reason by Kibble Beast reviews
Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,041 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Scotty's List by Malteaser reviews
The Enterprise crew breaks all the rules. Even the ones they make themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
A Bubble for a Spirit Level by Volitan reviews
Four new members of the crew are sent on fools errands...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
A Prize for Good Behavior by exiled mind reviews
5 times McCoy was a mostly good patient, much to everyone's surprise, and the one time he understandably wasn't. McCoy/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
All Dogs Go to Heaven by movieholic reviews
The idea of nurturing an innocent animal with a wound similar to his own, something he could relate to, sold him on the idea.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Losing Control by Optimus Bob reviews
Prowl gets captured by the seekers and suffers their every want and desire. The consequences of his capture shake and fracture the Autobots to their very core. Contains elements of rape/non con and is sticky. Don't read if you don't like
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,551 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Sounds of Settling by blueink3 reviews
There are things a person has to deal with when your entire life falls apart. Some people deal better than others. Will/Emma Will/Finn/Father/Son
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Will S., Emma P. - Complete
They're Doing What! by mmouse15 reviews
Sam finds out from Bumblebee some of the ways Cybertronians connect to each other - a challenge response.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Tis the Season by exiled mind reviews
Accountant AU. Bones is crankier than normal this Christmas Eve and Jim knows why.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Controlled Chaos by blueink3 reviews
After the truth comes out, Quinn truly has no place to go… But like they’ve said, Will Schuester is a good man. Can he become the family she needs? Will/Emma/Quinn/Puck/Finn/Rachel
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,056 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Will S., Quinn F. - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Family Matters by Borath reviews
The Decepticons have quieted, some have defected, and the Autobots begin to build families in the tentative peace. As always, though, there is a darkness on the horizon. Sequel to 'Equilibrium' & 'Provenance', but can stand alone. OP/IH, SS/R, mpreg.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,421 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Family Guy of Cybertron by DaemonicKitten reviews
Autobot Pranks spin off. A series of one-shots where Autobots, and sometimes Decepticons, find themselves in Family Guy situations. Not always caused by pranks. Hilarity and Insanity ensue!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
The Optimus Prime User's Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Optimus Prime! Actual Optimus Prime not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Scent of the Future by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 Movieverse Post Movie. Optimus Prime and Elita One face the future of the Autobots on Earth after the Decepticons have been defeated. Ch.29 A big surprise for Jazz and Prowl. 'Nuff said.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,443 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007
The Sexual Harassment Course by DaemonicKitten reviews
Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
Quits by Borath reviews
"I want an interface. That's all. Peace after all these years in exchange for your pride." / And dignity, a subtle voice supplied to Optimus as he felt his features slacken in horror.: Hard M chapter 1. OP/M - OP/IH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Claustrophobia by Shadow Wolf 359 reviews
A freak accident in a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves Ratchet stuck deep within a collapsed cave with Starscream, and it's up to Ratchet to keep the Seeker calm enough that he doesn't panic and get them both killed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
Provenance by Borath reviews
Optimus and Megatron's sparkling, guarded by Starscream and semi-adopted by Ironhide, can only make life for the Autobots challenging at best, especially when the Decepticons want him for themselves. Sequel to 'Equilibrium', Optimus/Ironhide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,674 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Equilibrium by Borath reviews
Megatron forces a sparkling on Optimus in the hopes that their offspring will be powerful enough to end the war. Despite the Autobot's concerns, he fights to keep it. Mpreg, Optimus/Megatron, eventually Optimus/Ironhide with mechslash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,168 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Complications by ggo85 reviews
McCoy struggles with a seriously injured Pike and his new role as CMO.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,582 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Tell Me Where It Hurts by SuddenlyTragic reviews
House gets sick and struggles through treatment, pushing everyone away to deal with it on his own.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,680 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Put Together Again by Rex Luscus reviews
When Norrington falls from grace, Jack feels a curious thing: guilt. Jack/Norrington, ignores the sequels.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Ship of Dreams by Evelyn Night reviews
Anne Stewart has never been courted. Will Murdoch has sworn never to court again. But on the ship of dreams, anything is possible.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/10/2006 - 1st Officer Murdoch
A Change In the Wind by MCat711 reviews
Post-AWE fic. Norrington is returned to the world of the living. But he may no longer be the man his friends--or enemies--remember.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - James N. - Complete
Something Better by DreamFlight reviews
Annalise may be the daughter of the Pirate King, but she dreams of a very different life. A deal made with Calypso brings not only new adventures, but the return of a certain exCommodore, complicating matters of course. PostAWE, Spoilers, NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,435 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - James N. - Complete
Interregnum: Icarus by ConcertiGrossi reviews
Herein lies the author's humble speculation as to what happened to James Norrington between when the Dauntless sank, and when he re-entered the story in DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - James N. - Complete
Fort Liard by Rachel Smith Cobleigh reviews
* Four years after the end of the series, Inspector Margaret Thatcher makes a trip to the Northwest Territories to help a friend and her family, and she finds a junior officer she never thought she'd see again... [T for mild sexual content]
Due South - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,193 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/9/2002 - [Benton F., M. Thatcher] - Complete
A Kettle of Hawks by Rennie1265 reviews
Norrington and Jack Sparrow find some common ground, mutual enemies. Adventures and mayhem, drama and humour follow. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,198 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Exhausted by Cyndi reviews
Some things are universal among males... .o Movieverse o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Sand and Vacuum Cleaners by Cyndi reviews
He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/19/2007 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Resurrection by jelibeanne reviews
Post AWE. Spoilers, so be warned. Waking up in the home of an unknown woman, James struggles to remember what happened upon the Flying Dutchman and strives to find out how he came to be in her care. NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,911 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - James N. - Complete
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
We Learned The Sea by Acanthusss reviews
Jack Sparrow had escaped the night before his execution. The opportune moment at the gallows never came for Will, to confess his love for Elizabeth. The engagement between Ms. Swann and Commodore Norrington still stands...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,922 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
What Dreams May Come by Ladybug21 reviews
Post AWE. When a certain former commodore arrives in the Locker, he accepts an offer from Calypso to be able to visit the woman he loves... as a part of her dreams. Please R&R, this is my first fic ever, and I'd love any feedback! NorringtonxElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,441 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - [Elizabeth S., James N.] Will T., Tia D. - Complete
Shelter from the Storm by jelibeanne reviews
Looking to book passage home from Jamaica, a woman who feels that she has lost everything crosses paths with a man who feels that he has nothing left to lose. NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,556 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - James N. - Complete
Stony Creek by shedoc reviews
When Ray's life changes, he finds himself a sanctuary far away from those who love him... but evidently not far enough
Due South - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Sting Ray by Jennifer Hart reviews
Leroy Jethro Gibbs, you are under arrest for the murder of Anthony DiNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,815 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
An Invitation to the Ball by Rennie1265 reviews
Major rewrite of this yarn. Negotiations are opened for a certain person to attend the Governor's ball, a pirate's temporary transformation and Commodorial manipulation. Fluffy nonsense.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
After Darkness by lila-blue reviews
When an explosion takes Gibbs' sight, it's up to Tony to push him out of self-imposed exile. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/20/2004
Enmity by Janissa11 reviews
With budget cuts and the threat of layoffs looming over the department, Gil Grissom has to figure out a case that hits very close to home. Rated R for adult language. Complete 8-2-04. Comments welcome!
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,218 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
My Affair With The Master Shipbuilder by FordTruckGirl4TA reviews
Carrie Stevenson, traveling with her friends Jack and Fabrizio on the Titanic, runs across none other than Mr. Thomas Andrews himself. The unthinkable happens: Carrie, a steerage passenger, begins to fall in love. . . but her crush may not be as one sided
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,575 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
People vs Chegwidden by Daenar reviews
Harm and Mac have to go to their limits and beyond to save their fatherly friend from a seemingly hopeless situation... Part III of the 'Carnival' series, sequel to 'Dissonance'.
JAG - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,687 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 11/23/2002
Anyone Can Whistle by DebbieB reviews
It's hard to avoid entanglements aboard a starship. Christine Chapel has a big entanglement passed out on her sofa, and she needs to decide whether she wants to get rid of him or not.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2002 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy
Dissonance by Daenar reviews
To solve a case Harm has to rely on his musicality - with Mac going undercover in a naval college marching band. Set after the events of 'Carnival'. Warning! Do not read if you're not a major shipper (H/M)!
JAG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 69,760 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 5/26/2002
Carnival by Daenar reviews
Harm and Mac are sent to Venice on a rather strange investigation... (Correct version)
JAG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,265 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2002 - Published: 4/29/2002
They Talk to Angels by Susan Zell reviews
Fraser and Ray return to the Canadian Wilderness and wind up having to rely on the meddling spirits of their fathers to save them when things go wrong. Note: This was my 1st fan fiction posted to the web over 5 years ago. Please forgive any glaring errors
Due South - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2001
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Thirteen from 40 reviews
Modern day cop!verse AU. Carrying on a grand Pike tradition, Ethan Pike learns the hard way that sometimes, words hurt far worse than bullets. Luckily for him, Leonard McCoy is both realistic…and forgiving. Rating for language only.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov, C. Pike - Complete
One Life reviews
"You only get one life, John. It sounds like Jocelyn made hers count. Have you?" Had he, indeed. Tag for 4C.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2014 - J. Reese, H. Finch, Detective Carter - Complete
Triple Full reviews
McCoy might be a cranky, snarky bastard, but even he's not immune to 'proud papa' moments when it comes to Joanna. It would have been nice if she'd picked a sport that wouldn't scare him into a heart attack, but beggars can't be choosers.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Best Laid Plans reviews
Kennex visits his father for Christmas Day. Dorian, unsurprisingly, convinces John that he needs to tag along. But what happens when one puts a human who harbors a certain aversion to AI technology in the same room with exactly the thing he doesn't trust? Kennex is about to find out.
Crossover - Person of Interest & Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch, Dorian, John K. - Complete
Tactical to Practical reviews
Reese told Leon Tao he didn't play video games. While that might be true, Harold has other plans. Or, "Finch buys a company to keep Reese from kneecapping the rest of New York."
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch, Lionel F. - Complete
Say Goodnight, Not Goodbye reviews
"You know what your problem is, Jim? You don't respect the chair." He does now, thank you very much. ***Into Darkness spoilers***
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Bulletproof reviews
Star Trek Zombie!verse AU. (Yes, you read that right!) What is ethical isn't always right. What is right isn't always ethical. For Chris Pike, the key is finding that perfect balance between the two...and then living with the consequences of his actions.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - C. Pike - Complete
Made it to Arlington reviews
Sometimes, giving your best simply isn't enough. Kirk, McCoy and Pike find this out the hard way in the wake of the Battle of Vulcan. Warning for canon character death.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2013 - C. Pike, J. Kirk - Complete
Defining Family reviews
Cop!verse AU. Blood relation isn't always the most accurate barometer when defining family members. Sometimes, "family" are the people that everyone loves, but wants to shoot at the same time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,075 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Captain Tiberius and Doctor Horatio's Adventures in Space Travel reviews
Preconceived notions are tough to break, even for someone as analytical as Spock. But when he observers a certain doctor interacting with two young, frightened children, Spock realizes that to err is human; to admit it is divine.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Chapel
Challenging History reviews
McCoy didn't buy the old adage that time healed all wounds. Neither did his daughter Joanna. The problem? As a publicity stunt orchestrated by the Admiralty, both McCoys are now officially part of the Enterprise's crew. And with nearly twenty years of animosity to work through, no one is particularly pleased about it, least of all Jo and Len.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Love's Savage Secret reviews
Cop!Verse AU. McCoy's hope was that one day Jim would understand the concepts of shame, embarrassment and personal boundaries. This was definitely not to be that day.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Standard Deviation reviews
Cop!AU 'verse. The best opportunities are often borne of chance. The key, especially for impulsive people like James T. Kirk, is knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
One in a Million reviews
Modern day cop!verse AU. There are people who are truly memorable, unique or rare. Upon their first meeting, Pike concludes that a sixteen-year-old Jim Kirk is all three. Meanwhile, McCoy just thinks he's a troublemaker.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Rule 52 reviews
Star Trek: 2009 Cop!Verse AU cross with NCIS. During a blizzard that traps two of NCIS' finest in Iowa City, Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy learn a new meaning for the phrase 'interagency cooperation', courtesy of Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David.
Crossover - NCIS & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,920 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Tony D., J. Kirk - Complete
Playing Santa Claus reviews
Modern day Cop!Verse AU. During a rough Christmas for one Iowa City family, Pike and McCoy prove that, despite the guns and badges and somewhat unsavory job description, cops do tend to enjoy spreading a bit of holiday cheer every now and again.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - C. Pike, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Words for Pictures reviews
Cop!verse AU Halloween fic. If there really is a picture that's worth a thousand words, Pike finds out it's not wise to show Jim Kirk the cold, hard evidence. It's especially unwise when the subject of the picture is one Leonard McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Saving Lucy reviews
Cop!verse AU. A call to a possible home invasion leads to McCoy's first long-term relationship since he left Georgia. For Jim Kirk, the prospect of an otherwise occupied partner is downright frightening.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Every Fifteen Minutes reviews
Cop!verse AU. Chris Pike doesn't think his job description includes babysitting his partner. But after a particularly rough day at the office, he realizes that he can't just ignore his rookie partner any longer. Not if he wants to live, that is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Independence reviews
Cop!verse AU. In the law enforcement community, the Fourth of July weekend means all hands on deck. Fortunately for Kirk, there are people around to make sure the weekend's not a total waste. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Perfection's Fragility reviews
In the immediate aftermath of the Narada, Captain Pike discovers that it's okay to be human and not Superman. At the same time, he learns it's amazing how honest people are when they think no one's listening. Two-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - C. Pike, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Shades of Grey reviews
All he wanted was to spend a couple of relaxing days with his daughter, but apparently the cosmos were of the opinion that they weren't quite done screwing with Leonard McCoy's life. Academy fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,432 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Accidentally on Purpose reviews
Modern day AU. Kirk and McCoy are Iowa City police officers, partnered together and working the 3PM to 11 PM patrol. As a duo, there will inevitably be ups and downs. But the downs? They won't always be comical like this. Rating is for language only.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
All Expenses Paid reviews
Sequel & NCIS/Transformers crossover. Abby was upset she didn't get to go to Diego Garcia with her team. But when Galloway and his strange new friend start making waves, Abby realizes things might not be as good as they seem.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,929 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Abby S., Optimus Prime
For Science reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have come a long way since landing on Earth. But an 'incident' with Maggie Madsen oh so politely reminds them they still haven't come quite far enough. Post 2007 movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Maggie M., Sideswipe - Complete
Polar Bear Plunge reviews
When McCoy agreed to go with Jim back to Iowa during Christmas break, Jim conveniently left out one little tradition in which participation was more of a requirement than a request. And they call Southerners crazy. Rating for one word. Complete oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
War Memorial reviews
It took 25 years, a few near-death experiences, and saving the world, but Jim Kirk finally understood what it was like to be the man of the hour. He also, at long last, found a way to forgive his father, because George only did what he knew was right.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Winona K. - Complete
Judgment Day reviews
Jesse Sensor made plenty of little mistakes in his life, but nothing terrible came of them. This mistake was different. This time, he stood up Annabelle Lennox up on prom night. Companion to '5 Times the Hatchet'.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wheelie, Ironhide - Complete
Five Times the Hatchet reviews
'5 Times' fic. Offhand, everyone knew there was five times during which Ratchet lived up to his nickname, but there was only one time he forgot The Hatchet ever existed. My first attempt at short ficlets, though it's not all crack. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Ratchet - Complete
Barstool Mountain reviews
Their second year at the Academy completed, Kirk manages to convince McCoy to come imbibe in some celebratory drinks with a bunch of cadets. The one thing Bones forgot? He ain't as good as he once was, but he's as good once as he ever was. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
Matters of Medical Necessities reviews
An away mission brings a strange guest back to the Enterprise with ties to 21st Century Earth. McCoy wastes no time in picking the newest guest's brain...and getting on his nerves. Light crossover with 2009 Transformers, McCoy centric.
Crossover - Transformers & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ratchet, L. McCoy/Bones
A Probie's Handbook: A Guide to Gibbs Survival reviews
As much as McGee enjoys Gibbs’ team, his first year as a field agent was a little…trying. To protect all future probies, McGee puts his writing skills to good use and comes up with a guide for the future generations dealing with Hurricane Gibbs. Complete
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Five Rings reviews
Ironhide learns the meaning of the Olympics from Annabelle, Sam and Mikaela and that sport truly can be used as the great equalizer. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ironhide, Mikaela B. - Complete
The Glories of eBay reviews
Epps buys a novelty chair on eBay. Who could have thought it would bring so much chaos to the NEST base? This story based loosely off Tenshi of Light’s Autobot Pranks. Ch 3: the 'Vette twins discover the figurative meaning of the word 'karma'. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ironhide, R. Epps - Complete
Alienated reviews
NCIS/Transformers 2007 crossover. The death of a Navy Petty Officer leads NCIS to the Autobots. But does one team member know more than he's letting on? Full NCIS casefile, 'M' rating is for safety. Complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,017 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Parental Responsibilities reviews
Lennox gets the strangest late night phone call of his life from the last person in the galaxy he expected it to be from. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
Purple Heart reviews
Rule #86: A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 2009 Movieverse series of oneshots. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox - Complete