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EXTREMELY URGENT, PLEASE READ!! I need some help! i'm trying (and failing) to find a story. it's set before the start of Naruto and focuses around the friendship of the main characters and their tragic pasts. it has Sakura coming across Sasuke right after Itachi leaves and her comforting him, then Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and i think Hinata and Neji and a few others planning to leave Konoha and go to maybe Suna. i read it in a community, but i cant fucking remember the name of the community or the story at all, and its really pissing me off If someone can give me any possible titles, i would be extremely grateful, especially if it is the story. Thank you to anyone who responds to this :)

name - none of ur buissness :)

age - guess ( it is fun :P)

Likes - poking things, going out with my friends ( and yes i do have friends so don't say a word : ), sneaking up on people, screaming in their ears and running away like a maniac (try it, it is hilarious!!), reading books and fanfictions, drawing, and listening to music while getting lost in my own imagination.

Dislikes - certain people, people not taking me serious when i am dead serious, being ignored (i am ignored all the time and it is sooooo annoying :), seeing my friends upset, people who try to hurt my friends, THE COLOUR PINK, RAINBOWS, UNICORNS AND ANYTHING GIRLY!!

Favorite things to watch - naruto

naruto shippuden

Vampire knight

The Avatar

Being Human

Heroes (why did it have to end :'(...)

Lord of the rings

Harry Potter

Naruto fave couples:

SASOSAKU (can someone write a teacher/student fic, with Sasori being the teacher ;D)

DARK MADASAKU (there should be more)

akasaku

deisaku

gaasaku

itasaku

peinsaku

hidasaku

suisaku (?)

Juugosaku

nejiten

shikatema

hidatema

kibaino

kibahina

naruhina

i like the usual pairings, but i despise sasuke so he doesn't get paired with anyone... Except maybe Karin, coz i don't like either of them, and Sasuke doesnt like her, so they can both suffer together!! ( HA! shame on you, you asshole!)

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment

Post this on your profile if you have a hatered for all who dis Tobi. Go Tobi!

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. (I love him so much, it hurts to know he isn't there.)

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR, animeprincess503, Crazy-Psycho-Anime-Lover

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR, animeprincess503, Crazy-Psycho-Anime-Lover

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile

if your friends are idiots and keep u relatively sane copy and paste this into your profile

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you DETEST Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto and want him to Suffer copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: FoCuSyOuRmInD, Crazy-Psycho-Anime-Lover

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

CHILD ABUSE MUST END NOW!!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I started to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you want child abuse to stop copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to this list: Narutofang91, Crazy-Psycho-Anime-Lover

do you remember when...

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

Naruto Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in in no order at all XD Redone since i have different faves now :DDD

1. Sakura

2. Itachi

3.Hinata

4. Deidara

5. Sasori

6. Gaara

7. Sai

8. Naruto

9. Madara

10. Shikamaru

11. Kiba

12. Kakashi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Gaara/Kiba No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Deidara OMFG EYE-GASM XD!!!

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kakashi/Naruto … is that shit even possible!?

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep ‘Captured’ a madasaku fic, absolutely brilliant!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Itachi/Gaara nope, too much angst and staring…

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sasori/Madara or Sasori/Shikamaru Sasori and Madara, it would be hotter ;)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Sai Itachi/Kakashi Hmm… interesting (Whips outs a book from nowhere and starts making notes) Dickless willl be shocked…

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Hinata/Shikamaru uh, after Naruto and Temari leave them, they turn towards each other for comfort. Will something spring up from this?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Sakura/Naruto plenty

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sai/Kakashi Painted love… in know, it’s terrible :’(

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Hinata no

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

Kiba: nope

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Itachi/Deidara/Sasori probably not, but it sounds interesting ;)

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Shikamaru: Nothing, it would be too troublesome…

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Naruto: umm, probably Mad World by Gary Jules

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sakura/Gaara/Kakashi? Warning: possible gore, violence, extreme language, teacher student relationship, possible abuse, angst and some other crazy shit!

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Shikamaru/Itachi: I should probably say something extrmemly witty and cute to get you to sleep with me but its too troublesome so… hi:

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kiba Itachi/Naruto: Holy shit, isn’t that illegal!?

20) How emo is Seven?

I actually do not know…