IMPORTANT THINGS:

1: Be honest with me. I can take it if you don't like it, and I do love creative criticism. So please, if you do take the time to review, at least do it honestly.

2: My system works as follows: If your story interests me, I put it on Story Alert. If I really, really like it it goes into my Favourites. If you write more than three stories that make it into my Favourites, you become one of my Favourite Authors. Easy as that.

3: Barring two exceptions, I will not read or write Fanfics of books. That's just a personal thing of mine- sorry.

Welcome to my bio! I quite frankly don’t have a clue why you’d want to read my random drabble, but hey, I’m happy and very honoured that you’re here.

The name’s Written Parody, also called Dani and another assortment of names that I will never, ever mention again. My nickname, in case you were wondering, comes from a comment on one of my stories I wrote. The commenter sneered that it was a parody on all forms of writing, and thus the name Written Parody was born. I live in a small town (which is too rapidly expanding in my opinion) near the most southern tip of Africa. Yes, Africa. I am female by gender.

This next part is more about my boring self. Feel free to skip ahead.

Age: If you take 24, subtract eight, add five, subtract six and add 3, divide by two and double that you’ll get there.

Religion: Christian

Favourite Anime: They always have been and probably always will be Yu-Gi-Oh, BECK (Mongolian Chop Squad) and Clannad. But Cyborg 009 and Oban Star Racers are both close seconds.

Shows I watch/ have watched (and liked): I’m too lazy to sort them into anime and non-anime so I’ll just hit you with a list:

Yu-Gi-Oh, Clannad, BECK (Mongolian Chop Squad), Cyborg 009, Oban Star Racers, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Transformers: Cybertron (Galaxy Force), Sigma 6, Digata Defenders, DB, DBZ, DBGT, Class Of The Titans, Pokemon, Digimon, Spider Riders, Danny Phantom, Mew Mew Power, W.I.T.C.H, TMNT, Huntik: Secrets and Seekers and to an extent YuGi-Oh GX.

Not animated: Life, Glee, The Mentalist, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, House and (the Adventures of) Merlin.

As you can probably tell from the list I am not subjected to too many good Anime, which is because only one out of 15 people down here even know what Anime is.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, listening to music, surfing the net (which doesn’t happen often), RPing, singing and generally musing about junk.

Books I love: Far too many to mention. I'll give you the first ten that pop into my head, though: Harry Potter series, The Book Thief, Thirteen Reasons Why, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Mediator series, The Black Stallion series, Jake's Tower, Lord of the Rings, anything by Cecelia Ahern and The Dream Merchant.

Talent I wish I had: I swear if I could draw I’d be happy all the time.

Pet Peeves: People who insist on arguing over whether the original or dub of an anime is better.

Other Random Nonsense:

I am in love with fire. I won't set anything alight, but I love watching it.

Ancient Egypt is the place that I wish I was born. Everything from the culture to the mythology amazes me.

I am a hug-a-holic.

I love cats. I have for ages and probably always will.

I am one of those people who don't care if I watch dub or sub anime as long as it's good quality.

Role Play is my crack cocain and I will never go to rehab.

I want to learn to speak Japanese. I've started, but haven't really progressed anywhere.

I write for fun and not because I'm exceptional at it. At all.

I cry very easily - in movies and in books. So if you write a sad fic, I will most probably sniffle at it.

Because of my love for Zuko, as long as he's happy I have little to complain about. But in my inmost core I am, and forever will be, Zutarian.

I ship pairings hard and to the point of obsession. Stay away for your own health.

I've heard that about 90 percent of YGO fans like yaoi. I am part of the other 10 percent

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Other places you are sure to find me:

http://www.fanfiction.ws/forum/YuGiOh_Youve_Got_Questions_Weve_Got_Answers/53326/ The most AMAZING YGO forum in the UNIVERSE. Seriously, if you like Yu-Gi-Oh, check it out; you'll be missing out if you don't.

youtube.com/user/WrittenParody- YouTube

www.written-parody.deviantart.com- deviantART

/Exquisitely_Chaotic- a super awesome RL/high school/uni RP.

paraaa.chatango.com- Chatango