Crystal Remnanthide bio
 Author has written 23 stories for Cyborg 009, Elfen Lied, Fullmetal Alchemist, Saiyuki, Kingdom Hearts, Twilight, and Danny Phantom. Currently Working On: As most of you has noticed, I haven't updated in a little bit of time. First, it was the workload at University. Now, it's because I was given the kick from my mother's house. However, my muse is slowly jarring back into gear and the urge to write some good ol' "FK YOU BISCH" is nibbling at the tips of my fingers. Some things will be taken down and deleted, and others will be rewritten to appease my inner troll. | |||||||
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And All Manner Of Things Shall Be Well by Miss Woodford reviews
Edward tells a story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 200,892 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
EdWin 100 Themes by Tobu Ishi reviews
A colorful mixed bag of beansized fanfics for the EdWin lover who feels like a little snack. Fluff, angst, humor, drama, and many other assorted flavors! Most rated K, but may range up to T or even M. 97 posted out of 100!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 43,031 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
The Pieces of the Puzzle by zemira reviews
The common summary in every story, Yugi's friends and his yami are ignoring him, blah blah, Yami is dating Tea, blah blah blah so Yugi runs away. When they find Yugi again, he's married and has a well known life as a singer. What could possibly be wrong with this? Yami loves him. Featuring a very OOC Yugi from the one we all know and love. CHPS 10-13 undergoing revision.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,592 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Yūgi M.
Life Within Death by Vali Nepjarson reviews
Ichigo dies at age 9 and becomes a Hollow, losing his heart and his family. As he grows up and becomes powerful, Aizen finds him and turns him into one of his Espada, but will his conscience allow him to follow his evil master? Pairings inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,610 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9024 - Favs: 13,468 - Follows: 10,316 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Watching from Above by MikariStar reviews
A collection of Saiyuki short stories, mostly humor. Includes Saiyuki, Reload and Gaiden stories.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,254 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/14/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Dealing with Roy Mustang by E.Mahiru reviews
Edward has to deal with Roy 24 7 and things get crazy! Roy has to deal with Edward and all his stupid stunts! Through it all, Roy will learn just who Ed really is inside. Parental!RoyEd Sorry guys, voting over. GORGONZOLA
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 155,611 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dripping Wings by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
A poor street punk is sucked into another world where magick and strange goddesses rule...and finds himself actually apart of this madness as he spreads his wings. Shounen-ai. Y-YY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 120,530 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/9/2004
The Firebird by mika zero-zero twenty-one reviews
“It isn't about who takes the blame for the outcome of a battle, it's how we all accept and handle the aftermath that truly determines our character."
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Echoes of Power, Part I: Anger by moshpitstories reviews
Harry mysteriously disappeared at age 6, and then benefited from years of tutoring from an old family friend. With the return of Voldemort, it's finally time for 15 year old, trained, somewhat cynical and sarcastic Harry to return. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 373,238 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Blindsided by Caroline Greene reviews
Spoilers for "Joy", goes off the story cannon after that. What happens when House and Cuddy have 'the talk' after the previous night's kiss? A collection of one-shots about their lives together. HUDDY.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Incurable Affection by Rose Northe reviews
AU, Tidus has been forced to deal with the business of death ever since he was diagnosed with a fatal disease when he meets Yuna, a young woman whose life is falling apart. Will their affection for one another heal or injure them both beyond cure? TxY
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,603 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Tidus, Yuna
Leap of Faith by Inuchron reviews
It all began on the rooftop of Central HQ, between a tired Colonel and a boy who's almost flying. Non-yaoi Roy/Ed interaction
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Devil Child by D.S Gltich reviews
Still hanging in Chicago waiting to be taken to San Francisco, Rosette and Chrno take a look around only to find a large crater with sounds of a baby crying within it. Meet Daddy Chrno and Mommy Rosette. Battle begins. OMG OMG! ITS ALIIIIIVEEE!
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,755 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/7/2005
Unto the Shores of Acheron by LAXgirl reviews
Everyone thought Edward was dead. But when someone tries to resurrect him, no one's prepared to deal with the soulless look alike that's created instead, or its hurt and anger when his original half unexpectedly returns from the other side of the Gate
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,904 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Forgiveness by MadScientistGirl reviews
Wilson quits his job, and only sometime later does Wilson realize that maybe he is the one that should ask for forgiveness.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
No One Knows Themselves by xxkirahoshi reviews
-Also under SakuraKinu- AU Sora’s family abuses him and everyone at school hates him. His best friend is Riku, but he's still unsure about life. -Rated for death, and language & Shonen Ai/Yaoi- -RikuSora -SquallCloud-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sora, Riku
What's Happening To Me Now? by Miss Astrid Johnston reviews
T for safety. 009 takes a long walk on a snowy night. Shortly after, he becomes mysteriously ill. With excruciatingly painful tests and no results or anwers, will 009 be able to last with the confusion and fear that haunts him so? COMPLETE!
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,898 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Amazing Grace by WaitingWishing reviews
AU Sometimes, all a person needs is a little touch from grace. EdxWin ON HIATUS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 2/3/2006
In Sickness and In Health by Sparkableeder reviews
Naruto gets sick and Sakura comes along to take care of him. But are they falling in love? fluff COMPLETE, THERE WILL BE A SEQUIL!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kitten Troubles by luffyluffy reviews
Due to a transmutation mishap Ed get's turned into a cat and Roy and CO have to find a way to change him back while dealing with a kitten -DISCONTINUED-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Edward E.
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Your Song by Bloody Miss reviews
003 indirectly broke 009’s heart and now he’s ‘gone to his kids.’ He’s gone for seven years until 007 runs across an add for the play ‘Mama Mia’ with Joe as one of the starring roles! They go to try and track him and find out about three big secrets.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/18/2005
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5645 - Favs: 11,256 - Follows: 4,983 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Keepers of Existence by Caelean reviews
Ch. 6 up! Clockwork must find Danny. If he doesn't the other Keepers won't cooperate. Wait. What's going on? Who are the Keepers? Rated T for safety. Set after Phantom Planet.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Danny F.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Unforgettable by cyberdemon reviews
AU. Complete! Van and Fiona were once in love. They seperated and haven't seen each other since. When they finally see each other again, will they be able to put behind all obstacles and be together once again? warning lime and lemons.
Zoids - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 192,154 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Van F., Fiona - Complete
The Birthday by animebookworm44 reviews
EdxWinry. May contain spoilers...They were always careful. Ed's hand would always be pumping alchemic power into the suit of armor, while the actual Alphonse would deftly hide throughout Central...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,906 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
An Innocent Divided by Captain Snippet reviews
Struggling to protect himself and his siblings from their alcoholic father's abuse, and trying to deal with some new arising problems at school involving a young redhead girl, Sora begins to feel his balancing act come crashing down on him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Sora, Kairi
Mistakes by Sevlow reviews
We all make mistakes that come back to haunt us. WARNING: Graphic violence, character death
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,688 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by Firestar9mm reviews
Three friends. Two elective classes. One serious mess.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,800 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Riprendere by mika zero-zero twenty-one reviews
[Ch. 10 PART TWO]: Those dear to you...can you save them? The kiss that seals all their fates...009X003
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,339 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 9/3/2005
Goku's Firsts by Languish-Dreams reviews
A series of one shots about Goku's experiences on Heaven and Earth the first time around. Some fluff, some humor, still NO pairings.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,547 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005
Bond by Lady Wolfie reviews
A series of SiriusHarry friendship fics for the 100 Quills challenge. All ratings and genres. Constructive criticism is appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Of Ballet and Bullets by Serenanna reviews
Part 4 of an ongoing series. All it took was one shot to put alot of things into perspective. No pieces of automail, skirts, guns, tuxedoes, or ballet dancers were harmed in the production of this piece of . . . well . . . EdxWinry, RoyxRiza, Lemon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,132 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Damascus by Double Dog reviews
House knows what Wilson needs for his birthday, and it's not a haircut.HouseWilson, strong friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,388 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Merry Adventures of Seu Mary! by flo-bizet reviews
Anti mary sue fic. The incredibly perfect, beautiful, talented, powerful but with a dark past Seu Mary joins the Sanzo party! Whee! How long will it take for Sanzo to kill her? Read the warnings, btw!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
Divorce by I Know Your Name reviews
The Sanzo ikkou operate best within a family dynamic. What happens when the parents of that family get so angry that they refuse to recognize each other's existence? Will there be a divorce? NO SHOUNENAI OR YAOI. COMPLETE!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Gojyo S., Goku S. - Complete
He's Very Verbal Isn't He by DIY Sheep reviews
Houseland, a place where law and medicine make no sense and anything can happen. Cuddy tries to show some donors around the hospital, but she is thwarted by the inhabitants of Houseland at every turn.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Cheesecake by Sense of Life reviews
Picture a basket full of carrot cake, and in the middle of those treats is a single piece of cheesecake. I hate carrot cake. So I picked the cheesecake. A Oneshot Fluffie.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter: Enigma at Work by BlueMagikMarker reviews
Abandoned. Harry's life changes when he's asked to join the Unspeakables. Forget Hogwarts! Follow Harry as he takes his destiny into his own hands with the help of the secret organization. What is Voldemort planning... and what's this about the Quibbler?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,985 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
Winter Night Dance by Lady Ava reviews
Ed is attending the annual military ball with Winry as his date. Will he be able to enjoy his evening with her or will something haunting the back of his mind stop him from telling her how he really feels about her? RomanceAngst. EdxWinry & RoyxRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,306 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
House's House by DIY Sheep reviews
Houseland: Where architecture follows no rules or boundaries and everyday can bring a new challenge or a new staircase...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Splash! by Keiran reviews
Another day, another location, another overenthusiastic band of demons to dispatch. The Sanzo party wished life was always that simple. Well, maybe it would, if they finally learned to pick their battlefields more carefully.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Burning Desire by Yuki Kimagure reviews
[YAOI][AU] Desire has taken over hard rock singer Akiyama Riku, making him write explicit lyrics for a mysterious blue eyed boy in the audience. Will he be able to get what he wants or will poser band Diva le Manx torture him with it? RxS R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,332 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Riku, Sora
Gray by half-star reviews
[oneshot, 009003 fluff] When all you can see is gray, you have a lot to think about. It makes patterns on your doors and the clouds block the sun, but you can still see things.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Charming by Fuyumi reviews
Not knowing what to do with herself after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione settles on staying with the one who needs her most until that changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 148,599 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yaoi? by nimblnymph reviews
Why does EVERYONE think the Saiyuki boys are into yaoi? Read and find out! Episode 19, a request from Crimson1! Thanks very much!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,369 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005
Desperate Lies by FreshMeat reviews
Lucy loved Kouta more than anything in the world. She would do anything to hear his voice, to see his smile, to feel his touch...even pretend to be something she's not. Read and Review!
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,184 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005
Frights, Cameras, Action! by WingsOfMorphius reviews
If Danny's normal troubles aren't enough, Suddenly movie cameras are all over Amity looking for the infamous Ghost Boy. Can Danny's identity stay secret with all eyes on him?-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,773 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
I Can Dream Again by 0-PrincessGiselle-0 reviews
ONESHOT Francoise performs on stage once again...and dances her way further into a heart. [003X009] 1st fic ever, YAY! RR plz.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Something that Pools by mika zero-zero twenty-one reviews
Crack, OOC, Sues, perfection, and crack liek woa. I'm warning you there's a Mary Sue! She has beautiful gun wounds! No, not normal BEAUTIFUL. Happy birthday, Crystal Remnant! 8D
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Blonde by Hitode reviews
Sanzo and Gojyo have an argument.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S. - Complete
Cat Chat by Miss Woodford reviews
Postmovie complete oneshot. Alphonse talks to the cats, and they talk back to him! What are they saying? Shhhh...let's listen! Rated for semistriptease by Edward, nothing graphic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Gnawing Silence by sas10f reviews
At first, it was fine. She told herself it was better hearing these things more intensely, in exchange for the termination of the more hollow sounds of the sympathetic world. Equivalent exchange, right? Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Intervention by dontbreakme reviews
Roy finds out about Ed’s crush on Winry and decides to throw him an intervention! With Ed be able to deal with saving Winry on his white stallion? EdWin, Small Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Second Coming by DemonSaya reviews
It's been almost 100 years since they died. 46 years ago, Chrno was reborn, once again as a demon, and having all his memories from his past life. He spent years searching for her, until finally, Ewan Remington found her for him.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005
A Dog's Life by GreyLiliy reviews
Sanzo has kicked the bucket, but that just won't do! A certain Merciful Goddess has given Sanzo a second chance at life, but what's the catch?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S., Goku S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 6,081 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Look! A Purple Snow Bunny! by Autumn's.Reign reviews
What happens when someone gives me a list of ten random things? A series of pointless stories. A bunch of stories I call Nonsense Stories. Warning: complete randomness is assured, as is weirdness.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006
Angst by amy-louise11 reviews
Ed doesn't know what to do. he won't last much longer. the question is will his friends and familiy find out and be able to help before it's too late?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Blondes Have More Fun by Tirya King reviews
[Non Yaoi] He was chosen not because he was the strongest, or the smartest, or even because he was loved by the gods. Yet this task was his and his alone all the same. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be the most attractive one... One shot
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Massacro by CharizardRulz-Cyborg009Wolf reviews
Eighth chapter up! Insomnia? Who ever heard of a Cyborg getting Insomia? This fic starts with just that... Then it takes a turn for the worst. Flames excepted! Please Review!
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 6/6/2005
Ghost in the Shell by Madam Chaos Shadow reviews
Something is causing Danny's control over them to fluctuate, and in the midst of him losing his grip it seems Vlad has decided to make matters worse... [Dead Fic]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,370 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005
Dashing through the Snow by mika zero-zero twenty-one reviews
Chapter Three: “Dashing through the snow, on a moldy piece of cheese…over the fields we go, burning up the leaves! The snow is turning gray, I’d rather eat some hay, what an awful sight to see because it’s my birthday!”
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005
Asleep by Letters to Charlie reviews
POST GOF. After the death of Cedric, Harry has lost himself somewhere between the present and the past. Can someone help Harry before he loses sight of everything? No ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,717 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Abstention by Asidian reviews
An assignment to snow country under Colonel Mustang is bad enough for the damper it puts on the Elrics' search for the Stone, but downed supply lines lead to cut rations, and Ed discovers that he can't take the deprivation as well as he'd like to pretend.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Surprise, Surprise by Erudit reviews
It’s almost Yugi’s birthday and the little hikari is all alone, or is he? YYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Roulette Therapy Session by nimblnymph reviews
Hakkai and Sanzo alone on a rainy night...need I say more? Suicidal tendencies, a little language f bombs mostly BUT...a special treat: 3 DIFFERENT ENDINGS! WOOHOO!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Crossing the Line by Manda-chan reviews
All of these years, he never had to worry about male threats. Never had to secure his own interests. Never. ...Until someone stepped right over him, and set their sights on her. CxR Lime
Chrono Crusade - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005
Letters by The UnwAnted Society reviews
This is letters to random people from the zerozero team first pair is 009 and 003! Read and review, please!
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2005
What's sex? by Sakaki's Little Sis1 reviews
Oneshot. Curious little Toboe wants to know what sex is! Good God, Kiba can't even say the word. The only one willing to tell him is pretty much Hige and if he told him it would traumatize the poor kid. How can three wolves explain this!
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Coffee by Quick-Demon reviews
Just how do you deal with a decaffinated Jak?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Jak M. - Complete
AnteMortem by wildfire-sky05 reviews
When Joe's nightmares become more and more traumatic, how will both he and the other cyborgs deal with it? And what about Francoise? Can she help him overcome his fears? ON HIATUS.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,081 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004
Penance by Popsiclekitten reviews
Sometimes, Ed wanted to grab them and scream. Tell them all to just stop smiling and laughing and being happy. It wasn’t fair for the world to keep moving.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005
The Way to a Monkey's Heart by SheepiChan reviews
[One-Shot!] Sanzo tries to do something special for Goku's birthday... what could possibly go wrong?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Snap Shot Of Your Life by jet777 reviews
Alice(The girl who could skip though time)is back and she's here to show Joe what his life would be like in the futrue.Find out what's in store! (makes fun at married life)
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2005
A Hairy Death by Divey reviews
(One-shot) You know, if ff.net had a "random, what-on-earth-were-YOU-on" category, then this story would fit in it perfectly. Basically, a VERY random excerpt on the journey West. Attempted humour, mixed in with the necessary Saiyuki angst.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Hakkai Teaches: Driving by nekozuki1776 reviews
Does Hakkai dare? The title says it all. Rated for strong language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Hakkai C. - Complete
Wazzaap! by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
Hughes is bored, so he decides to entertain himself at the expense of the tax-funded military phone lines. Mild Crackfic. Drabble-ish
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2004
Harry Potter and the Bloody Summer by Ash9 reviews
Post-OOTP COMPLETE Danger creeps around Privet Drive as Voldemort abandons his one-attempt-per-year plan. He's going in for the kill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,088 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Goku's Pet by Kyone reviews
Goku has a pet, but when he leaves it in Sanzo's care, it dies. Go figure. What are they to do?
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Cyborg kiss by sushi-alphonse reviews
003 is depressed, everyone tries to cheer her up.. However, could 009 be the only one to make her happy? Events after the defeat of black ghost.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Sanzosama's Day of OOCness Out of Characterness by ArtikGato reviews
One day, Sanzo decides to act out of character in order to keep Goku and Gojyo from annoying him! What will happen to our dear travelers? WARNING: this is a parody of an extreme nature! Some slight cussing but probably not as bad as in the Saiyuki animé
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2004
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 4,681 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Light in the Dark by Amethyst Anenara reviews
Chapter Thirteen- Uh...oh...trouble on the Dolphin...
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
Two Evil Geniuses by Amethyst Anenara reviews
This is NOT a fanfic. This is how I imagine two evil people plotting evil against the Batmobile...beware, I was bored today...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2003
April Fool's in Saiyuki by O'Ylia reviews
Happy April Fool's! Gojyo and Goku get their own back on a certain monk in the front seat...
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Complete
Come Into My Parlour by incandescens reviews
A completed story set between the Chin Iisou incident and the desert scorpion incident. Crossdressing, religious consolation, and turnips. Come into my parlour, said the spider to the fly . . .
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,973 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Complete
A Price Paid In Blood by Candyland reviews
[COMPLETE] WARNING: VERY DARK! Gohan has a very dangerous secret. Is there anyone who can help him get everything straightened out? Very dark and depressing.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 50,516 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Gohan - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 345 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Space Between by Monkeybarrel reviews
A night in an inn and a game of cards lead Goku to seek solace from his fears, only to realize that some doors are harder to open than others.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2001
Sanctuary by Xanthia Morgan reviews
Warning! Child abuse theme. Harry becomes ill and must have help. Uncle Vernon gets his due. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/3/2000 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Snapshots reviews
30 short stories with the PaternalFriend!RoyEd paring. --Chapter: Food for Thought -- The quickest way to Edward's heart is through his stomach.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Square Enix Presents reviews
The Twilight game. Enthusiasm is not shared by all however. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Because, Idiot reviews
We all think of Joe as our lovable, suave, romantic and downright perfect fighting machine. But he is, after all, still just a teenager.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Saving Face reviews
There’s a fine line between stupidity and the cliché. Join Bella, Edward and Jacob as they walk this line with blatant disregard for the rules of nature, time, space and reality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007
Embracing Trust reviews
Danny decides to take his anger out on a park fountain, as Phantom, when someone comes along and helps him put things in perspective. MaddiePhantom!bonding [Request For Zenzo][Mild self abuse!]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Embracing Trust: Cut reviews
[Includes cut scenes from 'Embracing Trust'][Stand Alone story] Maddie Fenton discovers Danny’s secret in a most unusual way...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Play Thing reviews
Aro loves his play things. However, his play things just don't last.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
What a Pane reviews
And while she was outside, he was inside twitching in the living room like a crispycrème addict who’d just been told the store was out of stock. [BxE]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Horizon's Gift reviews
300 years ago, Sanzo died. Now, years later, NotSanzo reappears along with familiar faces, sending Goku into a dizzying journey of discovery and wonder. However, this NotSanzo isn't bound by the teachings of the monks... [Swearing][Drugs]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - G. Sanzo
What's At Steak reviews
[Pun fully intended] Jacob has a master plan to be rid of Edward. Edward just wants Jacob to go away...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Lovin' Me reviews
[pairing and Fan bashings]. A quick conversation between Kairi and Riku about a certain pairing...Also why Kairi shouldn't be allowed to comment on the said pairing. [Rated for grotesque referencing]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Silent But Deadly reviews
It's always the quiet ones...[R&R]
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Soft Spot reviews
Even Sanzo has a Soft Spot, right? [NaiveGoku]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
On Record reviews
30 drabbles with your favourite Cyborgs. Ratings vary from K to M15. Angst, Romance Humor mainly. R&R Chapter: Milk
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006
Class reviews
Always remember...Pinky up! [R&R]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Nod reviews
Gojyo knew it was worth it. [Funny good for a laugh. No pairings.]
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2007 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S.
Sick Day reviews
Home made remedies and flu medicine for all who can keep them down! [Complete!] [009x003]
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
When the Devil Sleeps reviews
Exhausted, Al decides to carry a sleeping Edward into central much to the enjoyment of their coworkers. 'Who ever knew he could look so...innocent' [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Killing Yuka reviews
Title says all R&R [Oneshot]
Elfen Lied - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
Karaoke Kiss reviews
After the 'defeat' of Black Ghost everyone goes out to celebrate at a local bar. Who knew Karaoke could have such an effect on two people? [oneshot]
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Christmas Tree reviews
[KxLN][OneShot] 1000 word drabble. Christmas fic. Kouta decides to give LucyNyuu a christmas present early to make her happy...
Elfen Lied - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Death of a Clown reviews
What exactly does our favourite little Diclonius get up to on a hot summer's day? R&R [Lucy centric]
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
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Anime/Manga Cyborg 009
