Let us begin.

I am Sadie
I am older than you.
I am a music education major,
which hopefully you've guessed means I am in college.
(Or, if you don't speak American English, university.)

I do strange things,
speak French (in addition, of course, to English),
and my hair is now red.
My neighbor is Mika,who you may know
as mika zero-zero twenty-one on this site.

I write 93 fiction -
Joe and Francoise, 009 and 003 - 93.
I love one-shots
and creating original characters,
but despise the Mary Sue and what she represents.
I am not around frequently;
I am not accepting beta requests.

I accept flames
and give them as well.
If you have any constructive criticism
I will love you.
Do not just gush praise at me
or I will visciously attack you
with my spork of doom.

Please read responsibly.
Please.