My ultimate evil plan is...to rule the world!

-*blinks* But...that ain't very evil...it's actually kinda dumb...

Oh, right...*ponders with arms crossed and index finger on chin* Then my evil plan is...to steal the Batmobile!!

- *blinks* But that ain't evil, neither...

It's the BATMOBILE for crying out loud! Who cares about EVIL? We could CRUISE in that bitch!

- Ehehehe...*sweatdrops* So...how're you gonna steal a non-existance car...again?

*blinks* It's non-existant?

-*nods*

Damn! Now I'll hafta think of something even more evil... wait, I got it! I wanna sign a contract to create the Batmobile, then I'm gonna go steal it from my OWN company, then we're gonna cruise in that bitch!!!

-Um...sure!