Hey, so I'm Benji.

You can contact me here, through messages and reviews. Or, you can email me at impkish@ or gomenasai.vader@

Look me up elsewhere! I can be found roaming the galleries on deviantArt under the name 'impkish'.

Story challenges welcome!!

Pictures:

http:///art/One-Plus-One-127250761 (Mika; One Plus One)

Story Challenges:

#1: I Have a Secret

One of the characters in Naruto has a huge secret. If they told anyone, they would be ridiculed forever. They would be forever embarrassed. But who has the secret and what is it? Set when they are in the academy. Preferably Sasuke, but pick anyone ;D
Rating: anything
Word Count: 1000+
Pairings: whatever you’d like, they’re still young

#2: Class Reunions can be Fun

The academy students have a class reunion. They have graduated and made it to various rankings, some higher than others. They get bored, so they share embarrassing stories. But who will win for most embarrassing and why? Setting can be wherever. They should all be 18+
Rating: whatever
Word count: 1000+
Pairings: no yaoi or yuri please

#3: Be Gentle, I’m Fragile

Doesn’t matter what happens in the end, I just want to see a decent Itachi x Hinata. I think that Itachi, if finding love, would respect her and her wishes. She could be shy at first and not approve of any contact, and he can leave it at smiling at her and leaving her alone other than household tasks. They could have had an arranged marriage or something. I dunno. They’re married somehow. Will he be able to win her heart for real? (ps you can decide)
Rating: T (please at least a little fluff, but you can make it M if you need to)
Word Count: 5000+
Pairings: Itachi x Hinata (obviously); anyone else you’d like!

#4: Possibilities

Sakura is a lesbian. She figured this out a long time ago. That’s why she distanced herself from Ino. That’s why she is pretending to chase after Sasuke. To hide. But now she is coming out, and she wants to find the perfect match. Who will she pick?
Rating: M
Word Count: 5000+
Pairings: Sakura x ??; Naruto x Hinata; Sasuke x Tenten

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