ATTENTION AUTHORS: Once again, it seems that some Holier-Than-Thou users are going around, reporting stories that, in their opinion, are in violation of the site guidelines. If you write M, or in some cases even T, rated fics, I would strongly reccomend backing them up somewhere, and if worse comes to worse making a backup account. These people do not care about your reasons for posting. They are indifferent toward your feelings. Some of them have invaded my fandom, and that I take personally. Watch out for yourselves and your fellow authors.

As you've hopefully gathered from my stories, I write for Death Note.
OTP: MattxMello, MelloxMatt
-I tend to write Mello as bottom, but it really doesn't make much of a difference to me.
I'll write either, because real men can pitch AND catch.
-I'm finicky about characterization.
-If "OC" is anywhere in the summary, chances are I won't read it.
Only once in a blue moon do I find a well written OC.
-I have no qualms about genderswap.
-More often then not, I'll write/read M or T rated things.
-I am of the opinion that grituitous amounts of lemon writing is the only thing tethering me to sanity.

;;;;;;;;;;I ABUSE SEMI COLINS, GET USED TO IT;;;;;;;;;;;
I over use commas like no body's business, and run-on sentences are a specialty. (I also tend to use parenthesis A LOT.)
I cannot spell to save my life; Don't make fun of me. I'll hit you.

I'm on facebook almsot 24/7. It's sad, really.
You should probably add me and I'll talk at you about stuff.
I adore random PM's.
So talk to me. I don't bite.
...

That was a blatant lie.

~flamablechoklit