Name: (not tellin)

Age: 20

My likes: Anime, Manga, videogames, swimming, fanfiction, fanart,guns, Wolves, and reading in general

Dislikes: Homework, Screamo, Sasuke, racist, and Yaoi loving fangirls

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Inuyasha, Code Geass, Bleach, Hellsing, Soul Eater,Death Note, and Cowboy Behop

Favorite Naruto Pairings:

NarutoXAnko just makes sense because if you ignore the age difference they are perfect for each other.

NarutoXMei T. (Saw it and loved it)

NarutoXTemari (You have to be messed up in the head if you think she is right with the lazy ass plus)

NarutoXIno (but only if she at least tries to apologize)

NarutoXFem Kyuubi ( Its just cool)

NarutoXKarin (It's a rare pairing and Sasuke doesnt deserve anyone)

NarutoXHarem ( He desrves a bunch of girls since he is the kind of person who would love them equally)

Most Hated Naruto Pairings:

NarutoXAny Guy ( I hate Yaoi but have nothing against Gay people)

SasukeXAnyone ( I hate the little emo bitch and I think he deserves to die alone and miserable)

SasukeXSakura ( I swear if you like this pairing then you are promoting selfishness and betrayal if they ever end up together they must die or be miserable)

SasukeXHinata (Absoulutley most fucked pairing ever what makes hinata cool is that she doesn't like sasuke)

Favorite Kind of story:

Strong/Smart/Good Hearted Naruto

My Preferences: I like stories that have Naruto powerful and able to kick Sasuke's ass. Also I believe any story that follows the cannon before shippuden requires Kakashi to be told off by Naruto about what a shitty person he was to Naruto and the whole "The council made me " excuse is crap and then Kakashi needs to make a Sincere apology and then start teaching Naruto. Also if it is going to be a NaruXSaku story Sakura needs to make a Tearful apology about their childhood and should probally hate sasuke to. Also I believe if a story follows after shippuden to any degree the Jiraiya needs to be told off about how little he actually taught Naruto (Seriously he trains with probably the most powerful sannin and only learns how to master the rasengan and wasn't even told about the shadow clones secret that goes beyond laziness and crosses into purposely stunting someones learning). NOTE: If I ever am going to read a story with sasuke with anyone it has to be a Fem. Sasuke because that female sasuke is never a douchbag and deals with the slaughter much better than regular sasuke

Things I hate: 1. I hate it when in stories people rename naruto seriously that shit gets confusing and Naruto means Maelstorm how kick ass of a name is that why would you change it I am not saying he cant have alliases but when you do the he said she said keep it naruto. 2.When authors stop updating for months at a time with no warning or explanation ( seriously if you are going to stop for a long time or all together at least post it on your profile or as a new chapter)

Favorite naruto Crossovers:

Hellsing

RosarioVampire

Bleach

Devil May Cry

Favorite Crossover pairings:

NarutoXYuroichi ( Fun loving like pranking and teasing people plus she is HOT)

NarutoXMizore (They are both lonley and both are a little weird also Mizore is blunt and to the point)

NarutoXMoka

NarutoXKurumru (Both are really fun people)

NarutoXSeras

Pairings that I want to see but Haven't yet:

NarutoXRachel (From Ninja Gaiden)

NarutoXAlexastra (From Warcraft)

RANT#1

Ok this is the first if many rants about things about stories that piss me off this first one is about a story where Naruto gets adopted at a young age now don't get me wrong I think its great when someone does adopt him what I don't like is when they still have him fail like 3 times and still be the dead last lets get it straight based on the fact that Naruto learned Kage bushin no Jutsu in 2-3 hours by himself proves he has some incredible potential and the only reason he didn't do well is he was sabotaged or was putting up a mask of stupidity for attention now if he has a family especially if it is one of the Jounin or any shinobi for that matter he would easily becaome much more powerful with parents to train him privately and help him with school would make a huge impact on his skills and it would probably also het him out of that jumpsuit and he would probably be taller do to more nutrition instead of just ramen now i am not saying to make him like chunnin or jonin level but enough to rival or beat sasuke would be appropriate.

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RANT#2

This is about the horrible plague that has run rapid through this site and if something is not done about it will be this sites downfall I am talking of course about Yaoi fanficts now dont think I am homophobic or have anything against gay people because I don't its just that this has gotten way out of control I swear every time I start looking for naruto fanficts without 80% of them being Yaoi I mean come on people you have your own damn website freaking use it there are hundreds of people on this site that feel the same way and to the runners of this site could you please make like a yaoi filter or maybe category so we can separate them.

RANT#3

OK now this one is a character bashing rant so be warned. Now I want everyone to know that I HATE Sasuke and I have a extreme dislike for Kakashi now some of you might be asking yourselves why and if you are then you are an Idiot because there is nothing to like about sasuke he is a douche bag evil to the core emo bitch who would eat babies if it made him stronger and for all those who say its because of his family getting killed well look at naruto who never even had a family and he is the purest person in the damn show next to hinata next is Kakashi now don't get me wrong I think he is a really cool guy but he is also a favortist asshole who never gave naruto any training before the time skip besides tree walking while he taught sasuke several jutsu including his prized chidori and if you think the council ordered him then you are also and idiot because there is no reason he couldn't train naruto using a shadow clone or when sasuke was exhausted from training so he simply decided fuck naruto and his only hint of concern for him was if the kyuubi escaped and only taught naruto after the time skip because he didn't have his precious Uchiha.

Rant#4

Ok I have been noticing this in a lot of stories is when Naruto becomes to powerful way to quickly like from canon weak to Kakashi level in like 1 month with either him dropping a mask which makes him instantly powerful which is just writers being lazy or he just happens upon a powerful scroll full of teqniques or a incredibly rare summoning contract by just walking around the forest Honestly people he is in a hidden village with ANBU on constant patrols and he just happens upon one come on people lets make it a little realistic.

Challenges

The VERY Good Sensei:

Instead of Kakashi being a favortist asshole to the Uchiha, actually teaches all of Team 7 and was asked in Minato's will to teach naruto everything he needs to be a powerful shinobi besides summoning and sealing (since kakashi doesnt know alot about it and those are reserved for Jiraiya) oh and one other thing Kakashi is a girl and has a crush on Naruto. Ok, the paring must be NaruXFem.Kakashi or NaruXFem.KakashiXHarem obviously no Yaoi bashing is fine (also if you still have Kakashi teach sasuke chidori then you must have her teach naruto the more powerful Raikari) and Preferably M rated if you take it up please PM me.

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I'd be this boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.