'Have you never dreamed of a more exciting life' Sheila asked and I made a face. I definitely hadn't. And if I had I wouldn't have chosen to take over someone else's life. Especially not, Elena-vampire-magnet-Gilbert's life. I wouldn't have chosen to maim and murder the entire storyline, but I didn't get a choice and maiming the storyline seemed kinda inescapable…

While hiding from the Family, Martha Jones & the 10th Doctor (currently John Smith) come across a woman who does not want anything to do with them. But, it's almost as if she knew the Doctor. After the Family is gone and the Doctor returns, he comes face to face with Renata Cartwright, who, despite his insistence, outright refuses to travel with him. *First of the Home Saga*

Tami Walker didn't even watch anime. She was a theater actress and helped her Uncle on the side. If it weren't for Maya, she never would have even heard the name Kakashi. When missing nin pull her in to their world, she has some hard choices to make. Find a way back home, or stay in the new life she carved out herself.(slow burn) sequel up

Some scenes just don't make the cut. However the authoress just doesn't want to lose any work. So - here we are. Adding in other snippets of what could have been.

The Hokage gave team 7 to Kakashi because: Someone needs to watch the Jinchuriki, protect the Uchiha bloodline, and deal with whoever rounds out the numbers. However he underestimated the fundamental breaks in Kakashi's psyche when he sees what amount to a replica of his own team. He vows to silence the ghosts of his past by protecting them and helping them achieve greatness.

The Jikan Phenomenon is something that the Uchiha rarely talk about. The sharingan and it's capabilities when it comes to space and time are largely unexplored. The sharingan has many techniques that, with enough training, the wielder can control. The Jikan Phenomenon is not one of them. Sasuke-centric Time Travel AU (GEN/PRE-SLASH)

Okay. The thing with Hades pissed me off. Same for that Black Fairy nonsense. This, well this is my way of throwing them the middle finger. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, Queen La Muerte del Castillo, Queen of the Underworld. Though, in Storybrooke, she's Mary Beth Spencer. Part of the Spencer Saga! T for language.

Instead of trying to kill Bruce Wayne, Galavan has him accused of killing Jim Gordon. Bruce is locked in Arkham where he encounters Jerome. A game of manipulation and seduction begins. Meanwhile, Jeremiah wants to unmask the truth, eager to have both his twin and Bruce out. And what really happened to Gordon? Jerome and Jeremiah aren't enemies. JeromexBruce, BrucexJeremiah

The Doctor rescues a mentally gifted child and takes her in, mostly because of a vague prophecy and the mystery surrounding her. It's the best decision he ever made. Even with the temporal messes, reincarnation, time skipping things, and even stranger abilities. Cycle 1 568, Trick Cycle.

HPTMR, AU. Harry has been hiding in plain sight all his life, since he has Minister Tom Riddle's soul-mark on his arm, and a fulfilled soul-bond will make Riddle incredibly powerful. Harry works as a junior Ministry official feeding his fugitive parents and godfather what information he can. No one, least of all Harry, expects him to be abruptly pulled into Riddle's sphere.

Stiles doesn't wait for Scott to come through with the bullet, instead he goes to someone he knows he can trust Derek in tow...this is how Derek is introduced to Harry Potter. What would happen if Stiles was told about his spark straight from the start? With the aid of someone who can show him what he can do? Harry Potter/Peter Hale & Derek/Stiles

A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)

The apocalypse comes in stages. This is Stage Two. (Part 2 of Angel Grace series in Spencer Saga!)

Someone touched what's Jerome's while he was away and he is NOT happy about that. Time to pay, suckers! [JeromexBruce; JeremiahxBruce]

Being reborn in Naruto is almost every fangirl's dream. I found myself reborn in the Uchiha clan as a result of an affair. I certainly wasn't happy that I was going to die soon after being reborn and that was going to war as a child. On the bright side, I could at least cause as much trouble as humanly possible. Maybe even take over the world as everyone knew it...

In which a girl dies, discovers that life is really just a simulation, and starts a new life in a universe that should only exist in fiction. (si/oc with gamer powers based off "Bite-Sized For Convenience" by Hyliian from their chapter 23-25)

Peter wasn't going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder. And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Girls, then so be it. But then one night, his skin turned blue. [MCU-verse]

In which the Twins maybe—finally—definitely lost their minds and Bruce deserves a break. He doesn't get one. [JeromexBrucexJeremiah]

She's unassuming Danielle Nolan. He's the always extraordinary Sherlock Holmes. She's a 27 year old landlady. He's a 27 year old consulting detective. They're so different. Right? Wrong. Cause Danielle Nolan is a big barrel of contradictions. Sherlock is determined to figure this (definitely insane) woman's every detail! (I own nothing but the Nolan family)

I was just a red-haired girl, in the immensity of my universe. A simple accident and I find myself alone with a dangerous knowledge in a dangerous and yet so wonderful world. English is not my mother tongue.

One super nerd, all of the time of the Avengers to come. And she is stuck being known as "Tony Stark's kid"...great.

HPLV. Harry Potter has been reborn again and again into new bodies as the Master of Death—but he has always helped to defeat Voldemort in each new world. Now his slightly older brother is the target of the prophecy, and Harry assumes his role is to support Jonathan. At least, that's what he thinks until Voldemort kidnaps him that Halloween night.

When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...

Life as a skivvy possessed few—if any—comforts. Still, the anonymity of domestic work was a blessing for someone like her. It's monotony meant she had nothing to fear when she went to sleep. And the girl was content...But along came a boy-earl with a slippery butler in tow, and she was thrust right back into the fray.

Ok, Katelyn is SURE she's got it this time. This world, with it's TARDIS's and time travel, this is her home. So does it really matter that she keeps getting these hints that she's something... different than she is? Nope. She's good. Just time to run around and save the world. Part 3 of the Eternal Companion Series

In which Bella is confident, cheerful and striving for a happy (second) life. Cullen Clan, meet little Miss Positivity. (Self Insert)

"We're going to send someone back," Naruto said with confidence, his voice holding strong at their incredulous looks. "Far enough back that we can change things." "Send someone back?" Kakashi asked, bewildered. "Time travel?" Sasuke asked, just as shocked. Surely that hadn't been what Naruto meant?

Harry always knew he was different, he just had to count to four to prove it. [Part 1 of The Master (of Death)]

When Harry, or, uh, Koschei, or... Whatever, wakes up in an unfamiliar place and time, he finds himself struggling to find a way back to his home. [Sequel to Count To Four - Part 2 of The Master (of Death)]

Instead of helping, Ino ran and left Sakura behind in the Chunin Exams. Sakura's eyes open to the cruelty and bitterness of the world and instead of pulling away, she dives in head first with her teammates, the only people she trusts, and she will stop at nothing to keep them with her. Canon with a twist. SasuSakuNaru.

Sakura always wished she could relate to her teammates better. She wishes she could take it back. In which Sasuke acquires some unwanted roommates and a team becomes a family. - Now at Shippuden Era.

She looks up at the smiling man and sneers. "Fuck off, I don't need no fucking hero and my brother sure as shit doesn't either," she spits. Red eyes glaring as she turns her back to the Hero and walks away grabbing her brother's hand. The Hero can only stare in shock. [SI-OC] [Full Summary Inside]

After dying in a car accident and waking to find a new life waiting for her in the past, Chloe Nightingale has a tough road ahead of her. Years before 2005 and living beside the Tylers in Powell Estate, there always seems to be a Doctor around the corner to keep her company until the right regeneration asks her at the right time to travel with him. 9-13/OC MA Rating

A portrayal of how Sasuke copes with his trauma and sins from the past. In another lifetime, he finds he could have been a great jutsu teacher. Time travel Canon divergent fic, starts with angst, but morphs into adventure. Major Team 7 friendship buldings, highly Sasuke-centric, maybe eventual Sasusaku. Post-war, repentant Sasuke! Genjutsu Sakura! Strong Team 7!

After years of war destroyed the Elemental Nations, Naruto is sent to the past to prevent it from ever happening-and accidentally ends up becoming family to his younger self in the process. KakaNaru (KakashixFuture!Naruto) Yaoi/Shounen Ai/Slash, Time Travel Rating may change

Axel Brandt is a highly intelligent but overall normal guy. He lives a normal life, has a normal engineering job, has normal friends, so on and so forth. But then he died… or not. Displaced and still very much alive, now he's found himself in a distinctly abnormal situation. Ninja are not something he wants to deal with.

Bruce Wayne spills hot coffee on a stranger and lets himself fall in love. Only his life was never meant to be this easy. [JeromexBruce; JeremiahxBruce]

After an accident, Harry wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. His return to Hogwarts causes quite the stir through the staff and students, especially when they realise he is not the same boy as before. He tries to keep his head down, but Tom Riddle has a habit of making himself Harry's problem.

Tom Riddle is a frightening coil of darkness, cruelty, and greatness, and changing him is Harry's only hope for saving people he loves. Going back in time, he takes Tom from the orphanage, but his optimism shatters with every year they spend together. Tom still longs for darkness. Tom stifles him in his possessiveness. But Harry loves him, and the future changes.

When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

When I was younger, I always dreamed of being able to just go out there and see the world. And despite my initial panic about having died and been reborn as an abandoned injured pet, I felt almost excited. Then, I met the Doctor. "You're just a small fella aren't you? Just small and scared and alone. I know how that feels."

Cycle 227 001. Can Cycle, Naruto. Three immortals, three familiar bodies. Younger faces on old friends and family. One on brink of destruction and worth saving. Stage set. Now then. How should they handle it this time? Memories thrown around with impossibilities plus Team Prodigy hitting the shadowed stage equals one Uchiha Massacre prevented. (Eternal Cycle: Beginning/Chapter 1)

She was too young to lose her parents, too young to know how to heal crushed limbs, and way too young to be an Uzumaki Seal Master. That was what happened nevertheless. Well, she did have a few lifetimes worth of knowledge already but no one needed to know that. Cycle 36. Can Cycle, Naruto.

She's 71 now. How did that happen? She's growing up so fast. The only solution is come to a world of endless summer and hope it's all sunshine and rainbows. (Morgan's never had such luck) (Pt 1: Tales of Sunshine)

The slime villain opens a dormant part of Bakugō's mind, and quickly comes to regret this decision. [Saitama is Bakugō]

In a last-ditch effort to save her life, Sakura's sent back in time to before the Fourth Shinobi War. Lucky to have survived time travel with knowledge of the future, Sakura decides to become a traveling medic and try for a life of peace. Too bad a revenge driven Sasuke, overbearing Naruto, protective Kakashi, and interested Akatsuki won't leave her be.

Erin O'Hara is a US Marine with a love-hate relationship with the ocean, a fear of lightning, and a chronic inability to keep her mouth shut. Finding herself stuck in a weird pseudo-Japan full of bullshit magic and child soldiers, she tries to get home before she gets blacklisted for going UA and any future career prospects are ruined... or she dies. That'd be pretty suck-ass, too.

What if that night in Godric's Hollow went differently? What if Harry did die? What if Death stepped in and made a deal with the Savior of the Wizarding World? How different would Harry's life be after that deal? (Or, Harry makes a deal with Death and in exchange gains something Voldemort has fought his entire life for. Immortality. And a strange friendship with Death) (Harry/Tom)

"He was summoned as someone who 'wants to be here' and 'is capable of defeating' you, my Lord." – "That does not mean he has to." – Desperate, the Order has reached across dimensions for help against Lord Voldemort. However, with Harry Potter involved things don't go as planned.

Akari died...a forgotten soldier in an urban warzone. Suddenly appearing in a new Universe with a floating text-box telling her she was a 'player' was not quite how she envisioned the afterlife, but it definitely beats eternal damnation. Plus, after the stuff she'd been through, she definitely earned the chance to play around. !GamerOC - Rated M for swearing, violence and death

Harry's idea of a quiet summer break between his third year and his fourth year go right out the window when not even a week into it, some bastard decides it's a great idea to chase him across the country. Doctor!Harry [One-Shot]

She wheezed and hacked. Through blurry vision, she could see a flurry of movement. The ringing in her ears wouldn't go away either. 'This is it,' she thinks, 'Finally my time, eh' She couldn't wait to see everyone again. She jolts. She isn't dead, she realizes. She isn't even in the same area where her body should be laying dead. Not...not in...Kami, where — when, what — is she?

Fresh from the cave and with revenge burning bright in his heart, Regulus was determined to restore his honour and rectify his mistakes - starting with his brother's godson. Faced with the inevitable return of the Dark Lord, Regulus prepared as best he could, but not even he foresaw all the consequences of his decision.

In the midst of losing the fight against Kaguya… Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto, and Sasuke end up back in time. With Naruto and Sasuke dying to stop the past Madara and Zetsu, how will Sakura and Kakashi handle making sure that the future they left will be a brighter one this time round? KakaSaku, MinaSaku.

During a publicity stunt, Harry and five others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)

When the universe has torn you apart, who do you turn to? Who do you trust? How do you pick up the pieces, and who do you become once you've put them back together? I was just a normal girl, until I wasn't. Until I was Evangeline, in the Doctor's impossible world, and everything I thought I knew about myself, about what I had wanted, unraveled. What do you do then? You run. (10xOC)

If you were trapped in a fictional universe, how would you survive? Would everything be the same as ‘the show’? The same as ‘reality’? Would you really be able to walk around without a care in the world? Would you actually have fun? All you can do in that situation is have faith that you’ll make it through in one piece.

It's an accident. Bruce did NOT mean to resurrect Jerome, and if he did, he's no clue why or how it occurred. Though that's not gonna stop Jerome from believing that Gotham wants them together for some reason. And together they'll be, if Jerome has anything to say about it. Needless to say, Jeremiah isn't too pleased.

Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it

Green eyes stare at the group with boredom. Sighing, she holds up one hand as the other rests on her hip. She brings up her index finger. "First off, my name is Haruno Sakura. Not pink-freak," she pauses to rotate her wrist. Bringing down her index finger as her middle finger comes up, "Bitch." [SI-Sakura] [Full Summary Inside]

In her defence, Sakura Haruno should not be held responsible for the words coming out of her mouth. She did not read the manual on time travel. This is not her fault. AU Time-travel

A story in which: Sakura realizes she needs to get her shit together or risk having her body shipped home in a storage scroll, Kakashi recognizes that he needs to treat his students less like children and more like the tiny little killing machines they are, and Sasuke and Naruto figure out the key part of a "friendly rivalry" is the friendly bit. Sakura-centric.

Harry is the Master of Death and Lord of Time through his joining of the three Hallows together. During a duel that wasn't going well, he jumps to the 1940's and has a talk with the true Master of Death. Can have prevent the destruction that will occur? Can he change Voldemort prevent him from becoming the darkest wizard of all time? Or will he be caught in Tom's web? Slash TMR/HP?

Reborn into the world of Harry Potter, Poppy Evans has only one goal; make sure she's not the only magical Evans alive by 1982. And maybe save that smug Potter while she's at it. Regulus Black didn't fit into the equation; he wasn't suppose to be so distracting.

Being reborn into a Japanese story was bad enough. Being reborn as the twin sister to a certain notorious mass murderer, was another thing entirely. Told in a series of drabbles. (Warning: Mild incest themes) LightxOC

In which Jiraiya gets genjutsu-ed, Kakashi gets pranked, and Naruto gets a second chance to iron out all the Elemental Nation's major issues. One talk-no-jutsu at a time. And Itachi? Itachi's just (begrudgingly) along for the ride. (He loves it.) FemNaruto

The Senju allowing women to fight was a pleasant surprise. That she's part of the family where the two youngest brothers will die before ten? Not so much. But Sōkōma is Tobirama's twin; genetically, she can become something great. Here's hoping greatness will be enough to save her brothers. (Self Insert, Clan wars)

Because of course Sasuke's response to learning time-travel is possible is to try going back just that little bit further. And overshooting the runway. By a lot. The ancestors may be giving him hell, but at least he's got Naruto with him. (Female Naruto)

A very bored Harry Potter starts writing to the Dark Lord over the summer after his fifth year at Hogwarts. An equally bored Voldemort decides to write back. And thus, a summer of secrets is born, and the enemy named boredom is fended off. Slash fic!

In which Naruto inherits his father's preference for redheads, his mother's attraction towards orphaned genii and both of their habit of making dumb decisions when in love. Or, how Naruto didn't realize he was gay, until he met Gaara.

"Since you're not busy," Shisui says, sliding up to stand next to Sasuke, "would you like to explore the market with me?" "Go fall off a cliff!" Sasuke shouts in his face. No, no, no! He powerwalks away, neck hot as Shisui's laugh follows him. Time Travel/Dimension Travel crack fic

[Transcending Thorns: Book One] Harry starts experiencing physical changes two days before the Final Task of the Triwizard Tournament. He doesn't think anything of it until his fifteenth birthday when the changes escalate and he receives a letter from his mother that will change his life forever. Severitus Challenge Fic. Rating for language at the moment. Eventual Drarry.

In which, desperate to see his nephew with some happiness in his life, Hiashi implies he should stay away from the Uzumaki girl. Naturally, Neji seeks her out anyway. (Female Naruto)

"Zetsu-san," Sasuke repeated, slightly amused at their shocked expression. "Zetsu, can I make a request of you?" "Anything," Zetsu whispered in adulation, their fingers caressing Sasuke's bare arms. "Help me finish getting undressed?" ZetsuSasu canon divergence fic

Kakashi is a bundle of issues and easily the least well adjusted of his students. It's why when the young boy stalks up to Obito and viciously punches him in the nose, he isn't particularly surprised. KakaObi Time travel w/ Outsider POV #10 Bad Things Happen Bingo Fic

"It's possible," Kakashi shrugs, coming forward to help lift Sasuke out of the tub. He successfully wraps Sasuke in the towel so he doesn't even get wet when he pulls the small boy up and holds him in his arms. It's weird that Obito finds that sort of practical grace a turn on. (aka the KakaObi raise kid!Sasuke, mindless domestic fluff fic) #9 Bad Thing Happen Bingo fic

Death always had a strange sense of humour, so when his Master was hit by the killing curse curtesy of his "best friends" he brought him back through time to the one he loved but who had been ripped from him during the war. Though is he the only one? Full summary inside. MoD!Harry, Dark!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, time travel, HP/SS/TMR(LV), bottom!Harry

In which Elena is a reborn soul with too much knowledge, Klaus has never dealt with an agreeable doppelgänger this helpful before, and Kol's just here for the fuck of it (and has totally not been bullied into becoming a school-boy-bodyguard or anything, no matter what Nik says)

Kakashi accompanies Sakura to a family reunion. (Part of the Scrapbook series).

Naruto winds up in the past, probably because of Hashirama cells or magic portals or something. The cause isn't important. The only thing that really matters is that when given a chance to make a change for the better, he'll reach out and grab at it with whatever he's got, potential future consequences be damned. (basically your typical sort of time travel fix-it semi-crack fic)

She apparently didn't need a heart to survive, but despite that she found she had feelings and butterflies in her chest. Somehow, she was in Nohara Rin's body and functioning as a relatively competent zombie Jinchuuriki. She definitely wasn't Rin anymore, but Not-Rin knew she wanted to change things.

Second in the Storms of Fire Saga. Ember has to deal with a lot; jumping up and down the Doctor’s timeline, discovering powers that she must learn to control, and trying to uncover her unknown origins. And now she has two more dilemmas: not only has she been developing feelings for the Time Lord, she must now live with the idea that she failed him. Or does she?

SI/OC. POV 1st person. There are worse things to a person like me than waking up after certain death, even if it is to the life of a science-experiment. Especially when it doesn't last forever. This new world is rife with possibilities, open to me in a way my last one never was. And yes, I should probably stay FAR away from ninja...but where's the fun in that?

A naruto fan dies and somehow finds themself in a five-year-old Sasuke Uchiha's body. What happens next is complete chaos, flirting, and killing the plot ten times over. Screw Konoha, this Sasuke wants to explore everything this wonderful world has to offer. Now featuring Itachi's decline into insanity!

Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).

A cosplayer was 'lovingly' sent to the Narutoverse by the ever powerful Truck-kun. She, now he, could only despair at his (no, it's her, dammit!) choice of cosplay outfit now that (s)he was the character itself. OC-turn-Obito! Slash maybe. Gen mostly.

The Ten Rings prove too dangerous to be left alone, and so the Winter Soldier is dispatched and acquire another asset. The assassinations would have gone rather well too, were it not for the fact Toni Stark was making her grand exit that day. In which Toni returns from her kidnapping with metal in her chest and an equally metal-armed bodyguard. (Female Tony Stark)

So our favourite trio of characters didn't come back in time because the world was ending. They don't even know how they even got into this situation in the first place. And they didn't even get to choose who they're coming back as. Time Travel AU, where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura swap bodies.

Jerome and Jeremiah Valeska, the infamous twins criminal of Gotham, will never cease to have a fascination for Bruce Wayne. And Bruce will certainly not let them intimidate him or the city easily. One night, as Bruce goes through the streets at night, someone starts following him. Sexual Tension, violence! Maybe a future serie of ficlets centered arond Jerome, Jeremiah and Bruce.

I drop a teacup to shatter on the floor on purpose. I'm not satisfied when it doesn't gather itself up again. Someday, perhaps, that cup will come together.- Hannibal. Mischa Potter barely survived the war, broken and beaten, and the worst is yet to come. A tale of sycophants and sociopaths, and what it means to be a family. Tom/Fem!Harry. Hannigram. Uncle!Hannibal. Murder Family.

To wake up after some dumbass ran you over is a miracle. To be a baby again is terrifying. To find out you’re the daughter of a badass is awesome. To find out your own father doesn't know you exist is depressing. But she'll live, she wasn't raised by S-ranked criminals for nothing. [SI-OC] [Full Summary Inside]

Naruto remains face down on the ground. It's what she deserves. "I'm sorry time-travel isn't a smooth ride. I'll try to do better next time," she snarks, words muffled by both the ground and the mass of hair. It is with a defeated half-groan that Sasuke accepts his lot in life. (Female Naruto)

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

In which Klaus gets a letter from the latest doppelgänger, Elena is a reborn soul with too much information, and kidnapping a willing victim is probably one of Klaus' lesser crimes. (Self Insert as Elena)

Who knew some dimensions had actual child labour laws? In which Kakashi is reborn, the Hero Commission doesn't put all their eggs in one Hawks shaped basket and Shouta isn't getting paid enough to deal with this shit. Otherwise known as Kakashi in 1A.

The morning before the Silence, Kira and L live on stolen time.

Reincarnated as the firstborn of the Uchiha main family, she must do everything in her power to protect her loved ones at all costs as enemies arise from the corners of the world, each one deadlier than the last. [sakura-centric] [shisui & sakura] [inspired by monstersinmind's figures]

"Were you making out with him!" Sakura screeched, an amused tint to her voice as she once more continued her healing. "Shut up," Sasuke hissed in response, wincing when Sakura poked pointedly at one of his deeper wounds. "You made out with Senju Tobirama? Why the hell were you covered in blood?" Kakashi asked, incredulous. "Is that something he's into?" time travel crack. BTHB #8

Bruce hadn't expect to be so personally affected by Jerome's death. He hadn't expected a lot of things to happen. But they did and as a general curiosity turns into a twisted obsession Bruce is left to pick up the pieces of his damaged psyche yet again. But is Jerome truly dead? Afterall, no one ever stays dead in Gotham. The ghost of him refuses to leave Bruce in peace.

{ Yet another time-travel fic. } Sasuke and Naruto are in a fight for their lives and when they try to escape the two are thrown into the past and seemingly no way of getting back!

Tom Riddle opens the Chamber of Secrets in Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts. After a botched attempt to extract the Horcrux in Harry's scar leaves their souls tied together, Tom is forced to take the Gryffindor with him when he makes his escape. A story of Horcrux hunting, adventure and unwilling attraction. [TMR/HP, Diary!Tom, Soulbond]

Then the smell hit her. All alphas, every one of them. A stifling cacophony of masculine scents rushed into her lungs, making her knees buckle before she steadied herself. The silver haired man smirked as if he knew what she was thinking. "Yeah, we're fucking hot." He said smugly. "Even betas love the smell."

(Split-Personality AU, Genin.) In which Sakura gets the cursed seal instead of Sasuke... and unwittingly unleashes a darker part of herself that she'd been keeping locked away for a reason. Dark-ish, Chunnin Exams.

Katelyn Laurin thought she's figured out who she was. Then the Doctor went and ruined her plans to save him and a Dalek called her 'Time Lord Reborn' and now she's not so sure. Again. Traveling through time and space with a new, new Doctor and the same old Rose Tyler, she tries to figure it out again. And maybe save some lives along the way. Sequel to "Of Nine Lives".

There was a reason why a Horcrux was not supposed to be attached to a living person. Something that Harry and Voldemort learn the hard way when Lily's protection failed after Harry left Privet Drive for the last time. But that doesn't mean it ended up being a bad thing. Harry / Voldemort SLASH and MPREG

A Time Lord alone in the world is a terrible thing. When Harriet Potter regenerates at the battle of Hogwarts, nothing will ever be the same again. A runaway in a blue box, a madman haunted by drums, and a lucky girl are all that's left of the once great civilization. Yet, this is not the end. As any good Time Lord knows, all good things take time. 10th-11thDoctor/Fem!Harry/Master

Accidentally appearing in eleven years old Harry Potter's body was the last thing she wanted to happen when she decided to criticise self-insert stories in front of her crazy best friend. Now she was trapped in a male child's body, in a world she knew from children's story books and no way back home. She just had to be the unlucky protagonist, didn't she? Full Summary Inside

In a last attempt to save her mother during war, Sarada's mangekyo sent Sakura to the past. Now, a young and weak Sakura has to find a way to go forward and in her own dimension - to go back to her daughter. She just has to stay in character, it will be easy, right ? Slow updates. AU/Time-travel

[Tomarry] Harry Potter is the Master of Death, and thus, immortal. Every couple thousand years, he'll let himself reincarnate into a new dimension. This dimension is quite similar to his first one, except he has a twin brother, and the Voldemort in this world is willing to give up everything he's worked for, as long as Harry teaches him magic.

Sakura Haruno, a horrible case of amnesia, and the Akatsuki.

Well, time for a new identity. Her sister's been dead going on eleven months, her coworkers are being annoying, and her mother is just being a plain pain. Might as well start hunting. Part of Spencer Saga.

I took a nap, died, got reborn into the Naruto world, got dragged into a never ending war, and then got sent back in time to hopefully stop the 'never ending' part. *sigh* Well at least it wasn't the Shingeki no Kyojin world I was reborn into at least.

She didn't ask to be Haruno Sakura, but if she has to deal with being her, then so will everyone else. SI!Sakura. Crack-ish.

In which The Master wakes up in Powell Estate as a young Rose Tyler and decides to once again use the Chameleon Arch. Series 1-2 The Master is Fobwatched, series 3-4 The Master generally causes chaos and falls in love with her sworn enemy. "I would trade eternity for a single kiss from you, though it would surely damn me." The Doctor whispered softly.

An actress is reborn as Haruno Sakura—and promptly decides that all she can do is what she does best. She acts. [OC-Insert as Sakura]

What if the sliver of Lord Voldemort's soul in Harry's scar wasn't a Horcrux at all. Instead, when the Dark Lord's curse rebounded that Halloween night, a piece of his fractured soul sought out the one thing that had felt similar, equal even. And after his abuse suffered by the Dursleys, Harry shows up to Hogwarts with a very different outlook on things. Dark Harry! TR/HP SLASH

Deidara can be a bastard most of the time, but sometimes, on a rare day, he fails at being the villain he has oh so carefully molded himself into. DeiTobi

Being skewered by pipes and ending up in the Naruto world as Sasuke and Itachi's younger brother is just a normal Sunday afternoon for Natsuki. With the Akatsuki, A certain snake bastard and Danzo to worry about, changing the future will be harder than he initially thought. An obsession with dango that rivals Itachi's and milking storage seals for all their worth, chaos is ensured.

After the final battle Harry learns some unsettling truths about himself and those who he trusts the most. Forced to come to terms with the revelations, Harry decides to get even with those who've wronged him and embrace who he his by going back in time to when it all started. HP/LV pre-slash Dark!Harry MOD!Harry Manipulative!Dumbledore Bashing

it's quite funny how pretty and charming girls can be when they stop chasing boys. Or Sakura learns that playing hard to get is actually a pretty efficient tactic but it's just too bad that she's not playing anymore. (time travel/second chance, Sakura!centric)

The day the infamous 'Watari' retired and she took over, a dormant volcano erupted and twenty-five children were abducted. They say coincidences are the devil's way of remaining anonymous, but none of them are superstitious. Sequel!Enfer (sort of LxOC)

Kakashi dies protecting his village fighting against Pein... Except he actually doesn't and is now in the middle of a desert. Great. [Kakashi swaps one war for another, but he only wants to get back home. Things happen along the way.]

Naruto being Naruto, drew up a wonky time-travel seal and sent Obito into a completely different dimension where people actually have soulmates. Wtf. Furthermore, although Obito should have been an anomaly, why was Senju Tobirama's name inked(?) just below his left collarbone! [Soulmate AU, Time Travel, Dimensional Travel]

Harry is given another chance to live but there is a catch. He wakes up in the past. Thinking it was all a mistake, Harry plots to get back but has the misfortune of attracting the attention of Tom Riddle. They become friends and Tom starts to feel things that are foreign to him. So he keeps Harry close. What starts as curiosity turns into an obsession.

Being a normal middle-class kid in Gotham is not easy, not with the psychos running around, the bad and the supposedly good. Being a not so normal kid in Gotham? Yeah, it's even worst. OR The story of the completely average boy who bulldozed his way in the batfamily by being completely not average.

Harry was a typical teenage boy. He went to school, studied magic, and tried to not think about the madman trying to kill him. With the Final Task of the Triwizard Tournament underway, Harry's ready for a break. Instead, he's whisked away to a cemetery beset by an arcane storm, confronted by the Dark Lord's rebirth. When magic clashes, change is born in more ways than one.

"I think I'm falling in love with you." The whispered words paralyzed Kakashi, making it impossible to draw a breath, much less reply. Sakura laughed, but the sound was strained. Then, she shook her head. "I-I think I've had a little too much to drink."

Kira wakes up with a memory and mad laughter dying on his lips and promptly brings world to its knees. Only then he wakes up again. Time loop.

Summer of 1993, Professor McGonagall visits a small American town hunting the one man who might be able to help capture the escaped convict Sirius Black, and more importantly fill in as the DADA professor. There she meets a boy that disappeared eight years ago sparking a massive if fruitless manhunt for the missing Boy-Who-Lived. Werewolf!Harry with DAD!Remus

You're in an unfamiliar place, no memory of how or why you're there, and have a scary tall man chasing you down. Of course the obvious thing to do is try and bite his damn foot off Warning, adult language and violence

"We're going to talk about how you massacred the clan on the orders of Shimura Danzō, and about the fact that the man who claims to be Uchiha Madara isn't in fact Uchiha Madara, but a delusional relative of ours who's been manipulated by him and the will of a crazy goddess trapped on the moon, but first—I'm going to tear your fucking eye out of your fucking socket." BTHB #4

Full summery inside. One minute she's in a normal life where her favourite show is about a time traveling alien: next she's IN that show, where not everything is the same as she remembers. Rated M to be safe. Involves an OC

Soulmates are supposed to die when their other half does. Kakashi knows Obito was his, had seen the crimson mark painted on his skin. He had felt Obito's pain during his final moments. Kakashi should be dead. So why isn't he? bad thing happen bingo fic #3

AU. Narcissa is actually the source of the Malfoy family's wealth—and not because she inherited the Black fortune, either. She's an in-demand spy and assassin. But now she's retired, and intent on using all her skills to make sure her baby boy gets what he wants. If that's Harry Potter, then Harry Potter he shall have. COMPLETE.

Sasuke, because he's a show off, uses his Amenotejikara to teleport, unabashedly switching places with Obito because he is also petty at the best of times. KakaSasu Time Travel Crack, Canon Divergence AU

He saw Rin die. Killed by Kakashi. He decided to create a world with her still alive. When Obito was about to leave, the silver-haired boy who murdered their teammate had disappeared – he just didn't know when. Instead, lying in the blood was a middle-aged man clad in white robes. Inscribed on the back was five crimson, blood red kanji- 'Rokudaime Hokage'. Time-travel, slight OBKK

JE fix it. When Donna touched the glowing hand, she nor the Doctor didn't realise the extent of her actions. How will they cope with this new dynamic. (NOT FOR ROSE LOVERS)

It was on Harry Potter's last day as an auror that everything went wrong. A raid gone bad, and the next thing Harry knew he was waking up back on Privet Drive on the day the first Hogwarts letter was due to arrive. [Harry/Diary!Tom, past Harry/Ginny, time travel, Slytherin!Harry, for Chocolate Box 2019.]

Barty breaks his father's mind control early and goes off to seek his master. Unsuccessful in his search, he decides that killing the Boy-Who-Lived is the next best thing on the list. What he didn't expect was to end up a foster father to a neglected child and thus, 5 years later, a very different Harry Potter turns up at Hogwarts.

Henri "Harry" Durant escapes from the horrors of Grindelwald's and Hitler's occupation in France to Britain. Upon finding out that his father is Henry Potter, the Potters reluctantly accept him into their family. Apparently, being an illegitimate child wasn't so important if you were of pure blood. Or if you were Tom Riddle, the brilliant boy everyone but Harry adores.

HPBZ, fourshot. Sequel to 'Vellum Voices' and 'Serpentine Summer.' Harry is finally free of the curse that made him able to speak only Parseltongue. Fresh from a summer in Florence and the destruction of the Horcrux in his scar, he returns to Britain, ready to prove to everyone that yes, he really is in love with a Slytherin and no, he doesn't need to be a sacrifice. COMPLETE.

The summer after his fourth year Harry gets the memories and abilities of two different people who lived in different times. When he makes sense of them, he realizes that his life can never be easy. Warning: Reincarnation, Slash, Incest, Necromancer! Seer

HPDM, threeshot. Harry doesn't quite know what to make of a Draco Malfoy who smiles, laughs, and is honest with people after the war. But he thinks he wants to find out, and Draco is more than willing to indulge his curiosity. COMPLETE.

Breaking canon or changing anything from the plot wasn't part of Percy Weasley's plan. He wants a normal life. Or as normal as a wizard-in-training's life could ever be. Was that too much to ask? Apparently it was, if Cedric fucking Diggory asking him to the TriWizard's Tournament's Ball was any indication. When in Merlin did that even happen! Reincarnated!OC-Percy. AU. [On Hiatus]

Kakashi dies and wakes up elsewhere...In short, he's not impressed. Jason can relate. [Basically, two a**holes decide to instigate a murderous friendship that will nock the DC universe off its moral axis.] [NOT SLASH] [DarkishSatireHumour]

HPTMR slash, threeshot. Sequel to 'Pride and Power.' Harry is struggling between his desire for love and his desire to fulfill his duty, to find a way to stay in the past and a way to return to his own time. Tom Riddle's efforts to seduce him permanently are not helping. COMPLETE.

Harry knew he was clumsy, yeah, but he didn't think he was fall-through-the-veil-of-death-and-end-up-in-an-alternate-universe-with-superheroes-kind-of-clumsy.

HPSS slash, threeshot. Harry indulges in an enormous eye-roll at the universe when he wakes up on his nineteenth birthday with "Property of the Half-Blood Prince" written on his neck as a soul-mark. He goes on to live his life like normal, without being too upset about it—and without telling Snape, who he's sure wants his freedom now. COMPLETE.

[time-travel] There are many paths to redemption, and Sasuke Uchiha chose the one of reparation. After discovering long-lost secrets in the ruins of Uzushiogakure, Sasuke chooses to return to his childhood and affect the world in a new way. Changing destiny isn't as easy as it seems, even when he knows the deepest, darkest secrets of his enemies at home and away...

Sasuke had a strange way of saying I love you. Sakura was grateful for it. (For SasuSaku Month Day 6: Sharp Edges)

If there was one thing to take away from this entire experience, it was that Hatake Kakashi really, really hated shadow clones. (AU-side-fic to "if the shoe fits").

Harry jumps into a whole new adventure when he decides to take in a child. Not any child, but the You Know Who's kiddo. Why does he always gets himself into these things? New cover by Noni that can be found at bnkn(.)co, bnkn62(.)tumblr(.)com, @bnkn62 twitter and @tomarrymort twitter - !Complete!

Harry somehow ended up in the past during the battle in the Department of Mysteries. Now he's meeting his family, getting sorted into Slytherin, and falling for a Black. What could possibly happen?

HPLV, one-shot. One Horcrux wasn't destroyed after all, and by the time Voldemort has resurrected himself again, everyone is weary of fighting a war. A marriage between him and Voldemort wasn't Harry's idea, but if it keeps any more people from dying, it's worth it. He assumes that Voldemort will torture him to death sooner or later—but it turns out he's wrong. COMPLETE.

Katelyn Laurin woke up one day to find herself in a world she's 98% sure is fictional. Of course, how she knows that is a mystery, since she can't seem to remember much other than her name, age, and species, if she is remembering those correctly. The Doctor doesn't seem to trust her, but she has no where else to go, really, so here she is. Sequel "Finding Home" up now

Gen AU, twoshot. With her family mostly dead, exiled, or in prison, Walburga Black sees the end of the Black line approaching. But when she calls out to the other powers that exist in the world, powers neither of Dark nor Light, there is another choice: to shed her human form and raise Harry Potter to continue the House of Black. COMPLETE.

(Post-Civil War, Pre-Infinity War) Tony is determined to get his team back. But there's a lot of breaks that need fixing, and with new and old threats on the horizon, can the team heal enough to face them in time? Or will they break apart again? Eventual Stony and Spideypool; Wanda/Vision. Part 1 of 'Another Chance' Series.

Young Bruce met Jerome and Jeremiah at the circus and become friends with them. However, Jerome's madness soon make them part…Until that night at the Gala, where Jerome ends up kidnapping Bruce for himself instead of obeying Theo Galavan. Rated T for violence. (Edited)

Harry is tasked with creating entertainment for Death in order to move to the afterlife. his first step to having the freedom to do so is getting Voldemort off his back. Perhaps, he should have considered that giving a Dark Lord a body in exchange for the safety of various people wouldn't translate into 'now shoo'. especially when he never exactly kicked him out of his apartment...

It was Sunday, his least favorite day. He exits the TARDIS to find himself back in Pete's World over a hundred years after he left her there on that beach with his double. What has brought him here? And why does he see someone that looks suspiciously like Rose Tyler? (Reunion fic. Definite Eleven/Rose pairing, but no River bashing.)

Year 2025. This takes place roughly two years after The Cursed Child. Ginny kicked Harry out, and left him. Draco unexpectedly helps Harry get back on his feet, and through the rough times ahead. Will this be the start of a beautiful new friendship, or will it turn out to be something else entirely?

My name's not Annie, even if every one keeps insisting it is. And I don't know how I ended up in Gotham - because f***. I'd been more of a Marvel fan. But I suppose it's cool, as long as I don't die in the process. Part 1 of the Life and Times of Annie Simon. Part 2 is posted.

Itachi leaves Sasuke in a pool of blood that doesn't belong to him and a clan of only one. Canon Divergence: Soulmate AU ItaSasu KuraNaru Focused on SasuNaru Friendship. (Part 1 of 2; sequel posted 'To change fate'.)

She blames the people who named her Beyond Birthday (and the voices in her head). Death does not cure crazy, it makes it worst. fem!BB-SI

Sequel to The Old Razzle Dazzle. Kakashi's going on another entertaining mission—and this time, he won't be the only one in drag. (KakaSaku)

Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.

His mind went blank. She was too close, her body lining up against his, her gaze fixed on his mouth. Sakura continued to trace lines with her fingertips along his cheek to his chin, the pleasurable tingling sensation silencing him. "Pity you don't show off this nice jawline, it looks strong enough to sit on." Shameless pick up lines and fluff for a one shot

Three stowaways make Sakura's job a little more difficult than she bargained for. They say they know it will be worth her while, but she has a hard time believing one gas station could make up for all the trouble she has to put up with as she drives three escaped harem boys across the red, red world.

Hermione once told Harry bad things happen to wizards that mess with time... she said nothing about what happened to wizards that time messes with. Thrown back to 1941 then back to his own time Harry gets to deal with being torn between his Gryffindor friends and the Slytherins from 1941. Because everyone knows Tom's a possessive genius. and Time means nothing to him.

Umbridge crashes one of the DA meetings with her Inquisitorial Squad. A misused spell sends everyone in the room into Harry Potter's memories.

Sayu Yagami is such a pretty name, meant for a very pretty little girl - not a dead twenty-three year old who'd somehow managed to hijack her body (but one must learn to adapt). Not your typical reincarnation story, or maybe it is.

"Each of these notorious criminals will be wed to an upstanding citizen of Gotham in the hopes of rehabilitation. There will be precautions set in place to prevent harm to the spouse and any criminal escapees. The court reconvenes in exactly one year from today, right here, to discuss their progress. Until then, God bless these brave citizens, and good luck to them. Mazel tov!"

Kakashi names her Rina. (part 2 in the KakaObi Honeypot verse)

(PART 2 OF 2; the sequel to 'to take flight', ItaSasu, KuraNaru) STORY SUMMARY INSIDE.

My name is Morgan Spencer. I'm human...or at least I was. When I was ten, I discovered the power to walk between realities. It's been fun, around 96 years of cartoons, sitcoms, cop shows, and college movies. Until I discovered the joys of Marvel. After some time, I walked into the Marvelverse and found myself becoming the brat (daughter out of wedlock) of Tony Stark.

They were always destined to meet. To know one another. This was just the beginning. FemBruce

Soulmate AU in which you have a meter of how dangerous your soulmate is on your left palm, their initial on your right one and when your bare skins touch for the first time, you're stuck to each other for twenty-four hours. SPIDEYPOOL

Jerome, after the carnival, after the chaos, after the room of mirrors, found only one thing occupying his thoughts. FemBruce

He has no idea who he is. (Set 10 years after the events of Ace Chemicals.)

Jim doesn't let his emotions rule him, he knows better, can't afford to become another Barnes. Everyone has a breaking point though. Jim thinks he's safe to break just a little in his own home, confined in his walls, and that would be true if Penguin was not audacious enough to break into his apartment.

He lied to Jeremiah. He needed to believe Bruce felt nothing for him. Not love, not hatre. Bright green-glow illuminates the tears streaking Bruce's cheeks. Over his nose and his dirt-flecked mouth. /Season 5, Episode 7. Fix-It. Wayleska. Oneshot.

Sukea is on a mission in Spice Country when he's attacked by ANBU and forced into heat as they attempt to steal his Sharingan eye and who knows what else. Luckily, he's rescued by a masked stranger; an alpha who may be more than he seems. Sukea may just drown in him... (Day 3 of KakaObi Week)

Cycle 146 279. Can Cycle, LotR. It was the battle against the Dark Lord Morgoth and his lieutenant Sauron. There would be only war. Unfortunately (or fortunately) someone didn't get the memo. Result: Many dropped jaws and a dead Dark Lord.

Rose Tyler and the Doctor Two souls destined to be together torn apart by the cruelty of the universe, but what happens when the universe decides to give the two a second chance to be together?

Harry Potter wakes in 1943, with golden scars littering his skin, and a headache. Who knew what time turner explosions could do? He decides to stay undercover until he can figure out a way to get out of this whole mess. Unfortunately, Harry was never very good at following plans. Tom Riddle didn't anticipate an interesting new arrival... but he can work with this. TMR/HP

Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M

Drarry \\ One-shot \\ Hogwarts Eighth Year \\ Harry and Draco end up in detentions together with their new and decidedly odd Potions Professor who decides to inflict the most awful of punishments on them, a compliment game.

Batman and Joker have been playing their game for a long time, now. They know the rules, they know the moves. But what happens when someone starts a new game? Bruce doesn't know, but, as he embarks on a truce with his greatest adversary, he can only hope they learn the rules quickly enough to win.

Cycle 72 881. Harry Potter/Detective Conan. Trace-as-Hermione finds herself in Tokyo, blinking as time spins backwards and the only thing she can think is 'Whoops'.

[COMPLETE] Naruto was just asked by his 'girl' friend Sakura if they could get 'naughty' with each other. Naruto did say he was curious trying it out with a girl even if he said that he's gay. And after all, there's always a first time for everything. Warnings: Rated M. Lemon. Platonic NaruSaku. Gay Naruto but straight lemon. Experimentation.

AU. In which a certain Murder Family discovers that the rude family they killed has a fourth member, and adopts him as their own. Established Hannigram, future Harrymort. (Summary pending.)

Sakura ran from Dr. Pein Lecter a year ago after spending many dinners together and then realizing he has cannibalistic tendencies. She has made a tenuous home with her many dogs up north when she accepts an invitation for a dinner that then proceeds to go very, very badly. Crossover between Naruto and Hannibal, with Sakura as Will Graham and Pein as Dr. Hannibal Lecter. COMPLETE.

Drarry \\ Hogwarts 8th yr \\ one-shot \\ A potion accident combines Harry and Draco into one body for a day. As a single shared mind they're smarter, more reckless, and far too confident. Leaving their friends worried and sometimes annoyed. Except for Blaise, who thinks it's all hilarious.

Cycle 12 937. Can Cycle, Merlin. King Uther thinks his heir is close to perfect. Prince Arthur only waits for the day he can change the law and stop sneaking under his father's nose to help the innocents he condemns. Morgana just waits for the day the plot starts and they get Merlin into the royal household.

Hanahaki Disease is an illness wherein the sufferer is in unrequited love. The flower of that love lives in their lungs and grows by the year. The flower is a parasite. Eventually, it will take too much, grow too big and kill the host. The only cure is for the object of their love to return their affection.

AU after GoF, HPBZ, sequel to 'Vellum Voices.' It's summer, and Harry is with Blaise and his mother in Florence, discovering many things-among them, duplicity and what it's like to be in love. Fourshot. COMPLETE.

That's not to say, Sasuke thinks detachedly, that the Warring States Period doesn't affect him. He didn't live through it, however. He was never supposed to live through it. And yet, he snorts, here he finds himself. Sasuke-centric Time Travel One-Shot. Madara/Sasuke

HPLM. Harry has had such terrible luck in dating that he suspects he has a curse on him. He comes up with an idea to break it: date someone so terrible for him that the curse will give up. He picks Lucius Malfoy as the obvious worst choice. COMPLETE.

[DRABBLE] With the positive test held loosely in his hand, Kakashi struggled not to panic. He was pregnant. He had whelped. There was a tiny baby growing inside him. Oh Kami, Kakashi cursed, his face growing paler beneath his mask, he was pregnant with an Akatsuki member's baby. (Mpreg; Kakashi/Obito, Sukea/Tobi) [Part 1 of the KakaObi Honeypot verse]

HPTMR, sequel to Earning His Notice. Harry, stuck in the past and asked by Dumbledore to infiltrate the ranks of Riddle's Death Eaters, is also being courted by Riddle himself, and by the Aurors, and by a couple of people who might not have anything to do with them. Harry struggles to hold onto his sense of himself and reality in the midst of all this. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

"Give me one good reason I should wear a dress." In which Kakashi and Sakura go on a very entertaining mission. Kakasaku. Originally posted on Tumblr.

A wrong choice at the train station throws Harry into another universe where Tom Riddle is a Headmaster. He decides to spy on the bastard and, wait, is the vacancy of the Hogwarts librarian open? He just doesn't expect the library to be alive. Or: a young man's tale of riddles, friendship, old ways, and magical books that are more sentient than a book should be. TMRHP

Will has finished recovering from his encounter with Tobias Budge, though he still hasn't been medically cleared to go back on the field, which leaves him with just a bit too much time on his hands. And with Hannibal suddenly playing hard to get, Will has his work cut out for him in getting the devil to completely fall for him. (sequel to The Devil Has Your Number) (one-shot)

An unexpected twist during the final battle has Harry trapped inside a magical artifact with only his greatest enemy for company. The Carcerem will release them, but the requirement for freedom is an impossible one, for neither Harry Potter nor Tom Riddle will ever forgive the other. [No Character Bashing, Plot Twists, Post Battle of Hogwarts AU]

It's Christmas Eve, and Hermione is standing under the mistletoe. Fred and George hijinks ensue, putting Harry and Hermione in a tight spot. One-Shot. A bit OOC. A/U. COMPLETE

Something's different. It's pointless to find a name for it, but it makes Jerome's blood boil and his brain go wild. Almost like he's about to detonate a bomb that will paralyze Gotham's entire subway system. The pulse of the city trembles under his fingers, and it looks like it's about to bite. Too bad Jerome has never been fan enough of muzzles to care. Character Study, Ep s03e14

(sequel to The Devil You Know) Will Graham just can't catch a break, thanks to his deal with Hannibal, the devil himself. And now he's running around trying to balance his career, and his potential love life, and everything else in between. Why can't anything ever be easy for Will? But hey, at least he doesn't [really] die this time. (one-shot)

There's a few gold Galleons rattling in Sirius's pocket. Harry steps down from the triple-decker bus first, using his hands to brace a swaying, flush-faced Sirius, grimacing outwardly as the driver motions warningly for them to leave NOW. /Canon AU. Standalone.

Harry finds out that not everything is as it seems. He has a familiy... a family that is very much alive and someone kept them from him for their own purposes. Set at the end of GoF. Pretty much canon up until third task with only a few side stories changed. Slash M/M: HP/RW, SS/Voldemort Don't like don't read! Bad!Dumbles, Good!Voldie

Sheriff Stilinski just wants a nice, relaxing night to himself. Of course, you can't really do much when there's a sex-crazed werewolf trotting down your door, now can you? Or - I was introduced to this pairing and I couldn't find enough fiction for it. So, here's one of those obligatory "sex pollen" kind of fics, with a twist of my own.

Draco Malfoy is dumped at Grimmauld Place by 'Death Eater' Severus Snape, much to the surprise of the order. Slowly, Harry begins a secretive and tentative relationship with Draco. After hiding his sexuality, new friendship and true feelings about the war from everyone, Harry is finding himself in a precarious mental state. What could possibly go wrong?

Dean falls into the Cage instead of Sam and ends up trapped in Hell with the Devil.

Arthur has a truth serum, Merlin lies more than he tells the truth. Who else would Arthur use it on?

Fed up with his detention with Umbridge, Harry decides to do something about it. Since Dumbledore nor the other teachers are able to help him, he is going to reach out to someone who can, hopefully without dying in the process.

HPTN slash. AU. Harry was born with a power the Dark Lord knows not: the magic to see into shadows, to walk the shadows, and to send the shadows everywhere. This changes his life rather dramatically. Amoral Harry, seven parts. COMPLETE.

Severus Snape was sent out to collect Harry Potter and introduce him to the wizarding world. What happens when he finds out his perception of the Boy-Who-Lived is completely wrong. /Harry looks like Lily! Bash!Dumbledore Bash!Ron, Ginny, Molly. Good!Snape. Friend!Draco. Rating will change as Harry gets older.

(sequel to Dealing With the Devil) 6 Months after dying and coming back to life (twice!) Will is starting to adjust to Hannibal having a starring role in his life. It isn't easy when the devil is trying to court him, but Will is intent on enjoying life. (one-shot)

The darkness was absolute. Harry struggled against the magic that bound him, thrashing desperately in the dense black. He saw nothing. He felt nothing. The only sounds he could hear were the unsteady pattering of his breath and the dull thumping of blood in his ears. He was trapped. (HP/LV)

HPBZ slash, threeshot. AU. Voldemort cursed Harry in the graveyard so that he can only speak Parseltongue. Harry embarks on his fifth year alternately furious and despairing and trying to learn faster writing, British Sign Language, and nonverbal casting all at once. It turns out that not all Slytherins are Malfoy or Snape, and not everyone is frightened of Parseltongue. COMPLETE.

When Harry finds himself faced with the choice between martyrdom and a second chance at life he chooses to live. Like always he doesn't really think this decision through. But hey at least he's not alone anymore? or When MoD Harry Potter travels back to his first year with a horcrux hitch-hiker. COMPLETED ONE-SHOT

HPDM slash, twoshot. A second prophecy has been found, focusing on Harry Potter, that says he will cause the fall of a second Dark Lord. Harry, on the verge of retiring from the Aurors due to moral exhaustion, agrees to go on one last mission: infiltrating rising Dark Lord Draco Malfoy's organization. COMPLETE.

She's been threatening it for months, and what better opportunity than being locked in the Anbu records library? Kakashi doesn't think Sakura can give him a physical against his will... "Just behave yourself, and we'll both be satisfied." LEMON, KakaSaku month on Tumblr, LOCKED IN and LIBRARY prompts.

A near-death experience causes Harry to unknowingly open a gateway to another realm and be rescued by the Veela prince of that world. Soulmate!AU. Sorta-Muggle!AU. A Drarry one-shot.

First, Will Graham died. Then he made a deal to come back to life for a year so that he could find his 'true love'. Instead, he's searching for the Ripper. And what he finds before his time's up is certainly not going to be what he expected. (one-shot)

In the background, Tobirama could only close his eyes and pinch the bridge of his nose. For all intents and purposes, his brother appeared to be sweet-talking a Sage-forsaken tree. HashiSaku, featuring time traveling, Mokuton!Sakura. Warning: mention of major character deaths.

What if the Twilight Saga was re-written with Jacob as the Protagonist? What if instead of Bella being the new girl in Forks High it was Jacob? What would happen when the wolf warrior and the cold one parts crossed and their destiny was already written? Would the two of them be able to co-exist in peace? Or will they be torn apart? Slash M/M, Cursing. Sequel (Till Dawn) is up.

Tom was just getting used to the boring routines of being a Hogwarts student when everything is changed up by the appearance of a new professor part way through the school year. A particularly attractive and mysterious professor who just wants to help Tom stay the way that he is. Between strange dreams and fancy spell work, Tom is going to have his work cut out for him. (one-shot)

In which Bane actually rips off Joker's arm in Europa, Batman is doing his best but Bruce Wayne is better, and Joker enjoys traumatizing people.

"You would use our bond against me?" Bruce questioned in a whisper. He already knew the answer to his question. Jeremiah stared at him for a few moments and Bruce felt a sense of bitterness by the fact that he couldn't read anything in the pale eyes. "I do what is necessary to keep us alive." Jeremiah eventually answered. "You would have us both die then see me free." SoulmateAU!

Karianne Conner was nothing special. She lived at home, went to university and loved Doctor Who. So what happened when one evening the Doctor appeared, along with a strange light? Was her reality really just a dream? Now, her whole life will change. OC along with 9/10/11 and 12.

Jim and Sherlock have messed up one too many times and John has decided it's time they learned a lesson in not ignoring him. With Mycroft's help the doctor escapes their sight and heads to America to be introduced to a different breed of insane genius. But how will the Rogues Gallery react to their new doctor in his fluffy jumpers? And will they ever let him leave again?

Voldemort goes to Hogwarts in disguise, planning to get into the Savior's good graces and steal Order of the Phoenix secrets. He wasn't planning to fall in love in the process.

Bruce Wayne meets the Joker, the Joker meets Bruce Wayne and they are having quite a moment figuring out what is actually happening.

Part of the 'All Doors are Open' Series. It isn't just Will Graham that has caught Hannibal's attention, it's the man that the agent seems so intense on keeping to himself that has the doctor intrigued about the mystery man.

Voldemort is dead. Ginny is in love. They're happily married. That's what they say.

Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.

HPDM. Draco is forcibly transformed into a Veela while on a mission in another dimension. Harry, his last remaining Auror protector, must bind himself to Draco as a temporary mate until they can reach the Veela enclave they are seeking and find him a permanent one. COMPLETE.

[Kinktober 2017 series 19: Olfactophilia (Scent)] Biology dictated that it was only a matter of time before Bruce gave in. Alpha Joker / Omega Bruce

In which Kakashi and Sakura make a series of escalating accusations. Kakasaku. / Glaring at him, she said accusingly, "You like me." His eyes widened, and a short, disbelieving laugh escaped his lips. "What, are you twelve?"

Sakura decides to find her signature scent. Kakashi "helps". Things get out of hand. (Kakasaku. One-shot.)

Hokage Itachi, his Anbu Sasuke, a capricious noble and a bouquet of thorny roses. No matter what happens, Sasuke should only bow to Itachi. (Itasasu, bloodplay, dom/dub dynamics. Cover image is mine)

A discussion in a Muggle playground leads to revelations, which ends up changing the war in most every way, for the better in some minds, and for the worse in others. 'Have you ever considered simply leaving' 'Leaving' Sorry for no question marks in summary! AU summer after fifth year! Slash fic!

Sakura is sent back in time, except things didn't turn out the way they planned it to be. Never mind that she's almost a decade early, WHY IS SHE A CAT? [Time travel, featuring Sakura as Tora]

Hadrian "Harry" Potter always had the fortune of inviting misfortune. When the Wizarding World's most poisonous, magical serpent finds itself in his care, he doesn't bother questioning why Fate seemed to despise his very existence. When he realizes it's Lord Voldemort, he comes to one conclusion. Fate doesn't only hate him, but it's also psychotic and out for blood. Just his luck.

Trelawney gives an assignment at the beginning of fifth year. This leads to the revelation of a power that Harry didn't know he had. A power that no one expected. Least of all the Dark Lord. A power he knew not. Harry decides to change everything with his new book. Being able to shape the future to how you want took a lot of vision. No one could have predicted this. A/N: SLASH*

Love. Love was what kept him alive when Voldemort came to his home that Halloween night. Love saved his life. Love also saved him from his fate planned out by the Wizarding World, this time the love of his Aunt. Nobody had planned on this One Drastic Change.

(Time travel) Stuck between a war, a clan full of suspicious sharingan users and two very interested Uchiha, can our pinkette find a way to get home without drawing unneeded attention? -MadaSakuIzu- (Oneshot turned multichapter as of 17/12/17)

Theoretically free from the asylum, Brooklyn Wayne is a touch worried Arkham might have followed her out. Batwoman's enemies keep surfacing in Brooklyn's realm of influence, like Arkham never lets people go. Sooner or later Brooklyn's strange new friends will get the Bat killed. Fem!Bruce

Boruto and Sarada are in for a few surprises, neither of them knowing the identity of their mothers, they decide to take a peek into the past,only to send their precious Nanadaime back into a time where he almost lost someone he truly cared for. Will things change with Naruto meeting the Sasuke of the past before he ran off to Orochimaru?

In which Luna gives Harry, the boy-who-lived-but-also-doesn't-have-a-soul-mark, a tomato. And that changes everything. Soulmate AU. Oneshot for now. HPXTR and side HGXDM

Sakura leaves Obito alone with Sarada for just five minutes and comes back to learn that was a big mistake.

Starts at pg.350 of new moon. Bella is at Billy's while Jake and the pack search for Victoria. She falls asleep on Jake's bed and wakes to find her best friend asleep next to her. She watches him sleep and realizes, maybe something has changed?

What happens when Alec decided to help Simon out? The answer would be nothing but trouble!

Lily is a superhero, and devotes her time between hiding the truth from her husband; James, and trying to catch the troublesome supervillain; Prongs.

Celebrity socialite, Brooklyn Wayne, is framed and committed to Arkham Asylum, a place her masked alter ego sent all her worst enemies. The terror of Gotham's crime might be in need of a helping hand from unexpected people. Fem!Bruce

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Through my long existence, after the appearance of the souls, I have collected many and returned them to our realm. While they were mortal some came to fear me, others welcomed me. I took killed and killer, young and old, wise and foolish. Many people passed at my hands. I am Death.

"Yes," Tsunade said. "A fake marriage will do just the trick." Collaboration between myself and Lulu

Life was lonely as a witch. Desperate for companionship, Sakura cast a spell on her scarecrow. Series of one-shots relating to this universe and plot.

The Curse in Harry's Magical Core takes a turn for worse, creating consequences that would lead him to an almost pre-mature death. Now with his magical core restored, Harry has to deal with the war between Voldemort and Dumbledore while balancing it with his tutor's courting. Nothing truly is fair in life and war. Part 2 of Pet's Trilogy - !Complete!

AU story. Sirius grows tired of waiting for his freedom and sets a series of actionshit which will lead to his freedom and a new family with his Godson. Little does he know that a certain family member will both aid him and give him a few new grey hairs. Note. The death eaters were never locked up, instead they all claimed to be under the imperious curse. No Azkaban breakout needed

Picking up a cellphone and returning the thing to its original owner should not lend in you in the middle of a murder investigation. Perhaps the road to hell really is paved with good intentions. Somewhat LxOC. (Now with a sequel).

[Commission 04] If anyone had ever told Sakura that she'd have sex in a brothel, she would have thumped them good. But in the face of an unexpected and strong aphrodisiac… Well, it's a good thing there's a familiar face around to help, even if it's not one she would have ever expected. CU.

Voldemort succeeds in stealing the philosopher's stone, but not all is as it seems.

Sakura has always been a late bloomer. She just never thought she'd be this late on something this critical. Or the one where Sakura comes into her birthright.

"If it will make you feel better, I won't open my eyes. It's not like I even want to know who your day mask is anyways," Joker breathed out heavily as gloved fingers stroked sweat damped raven hair. "You don't even need to say anything. Hear my heartbeat, Bat? Just focus on that. Only on that and nothing else." *Set in Batman Europa, *One Shot, Batman/Joker

Will tumbles them off the cliff, and wakes up back in Wolf Trap, on the very first day he met Hannibal. *Themes of murder and cannibalism.*

He was ten years her senior and liked nothing more than buying her expensive things. He especially liked laying her back against his chest as he sipped vintage thousand-dollar wine as he listened to her talk about her day, running his fingers through her hair, but he wasn't her sugar daddy. Really, he wasn't. ItachixSakura. A whole bunch o' fluff. COMPLETE.

The first time she sees him, she thinks he has dead eyes and killer cheekbones. The second time she sees him, there's blood splattered across the alley walls around him in a way that could only have been caused by an experienced hand. She's amused and he's intrigued, and for a faerie and a sociopath, that's a deadly combination. Rated T for blood and gore. COMPLETE.

"Oh not this moron again," Harry Potter snarked from within his portrait. Augustus Longbottom, Minister for Magic, smiled weakly at his visitor, Head Auror Boot. "Well I never," Boot spluttered. Potter rolled his eyes.

The new transfer student Harry Parker's sorting utterly bewilders Tom. He's a puzzle, and Tom is determined to get to the bottom of it.

Then there was John. John, the doctor; John, the soldier; John, the ordinary man – John, who should be so dull.

"Sensei," Naruto looked dead on his feet. "He won't stop crying. Hinata is still out of town representing the Hyuuga at the meeting in Suna and Sakura-chan is on a mission. I thought I could do this, but I can't. I haven't slept in," Naruto held up two fingers and started at them confusedly, adding one, then another. "A while," he finally concluded.

In which Sakura is just done with everyone around her, no matter the universe or situation. Or: a series of short drabbles of various Sakura ships offered up for your enjoyment. (To not be taken seriously in any way whatsoever.) (You have been warned.) I'M NOT TAKING ANY MORE PROMPTS AT THIS TIME. Rated T.

Something that can't be explained happens to the original five New Directions students in the Choir Room. After the event, things become different. The Gleeks had always been special, but now the group of misfit teenagers find themselves with new special powers. Also, Kurt and Puck are totally into each other but refuse to admit it.

All Kayla Abbots wanted was to find a birthday present for her sister. Instead, she finds herself sucked into the backstage of one of the most classic musicals of all time. 2004 movieverse.

Sakura is just trying to be normal as she recovers from the trauma of being abducted by the fay as a child. Now an adult, it seems the old world is not content to let her go as she finds herself mixed up in the magic and trickery of fay courts once again ItaSakuShi

Sakura isn't feeling well and Kakashi really wants to help, he's just not good at it.

When Kakashi decides to take advantage of his Sukea disguise to flirt with Tenzo, he ends up getting more than he bargained for. Kakashi/Tenzo one-shot

Tumblr Prompt 510 - The morning of his birthday, Draco woke to find a cat on his chest. It was small and black, with green eyes that were strangely familiar, although Draco couldn't quite place them.

It wasn't supposed to be this way. Sasuke was supposed to be the dark one, the unredeemable one. Naruto was the bright one, the good one. It wasn't supposed to be like this, with blood on his hands and glowing red eyes and a grin. Naruto was supposed to make everything better, and maybe he did, in the end, but Sakura had never expected the end to look quite like this. COMPLETE.

"Don't do it!" Harry cried. "No, Luna, don't do it… DAMNIT LUNA!" Luna grinned like the Cheshire cat, then disappeared. Luna had jumped into the time stream. Again. [Moonbeams and Lightning Part 2]

Harry worked for W.A.N.D., the Wizarding Association of National Defence. He liked his job, and he liked being a lonely, miserable, old bugger. But when he's assigned to protect Tony Stark he's unprepared for what he'll have to face: a nosy, interfering superhero intent on getting Harry a life, or perhaps just getting himself one. HP/TS HPxAvengers

Dumbledore was a manipulative bastard and Harry wasn't going to play by his games any longer. Harry leaves Magical Britain behind for a better future, and ends up coming back years later, when he is successful and no on knows his new name. But that didn't mean that certain people, like a not so manic Dark Lord, wanted nothing to do with him. A/N:HARRYMORT/SLASH/AD-GW-HG-RW-BASHING!

When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry

It's 1977 and Lily Evans has just watched the last of the First Years get sorted. She's worrying about the upcoming war, and she's not the only one. It's the perfect time for an unexpected visitor: Luna Lovegood. [Moonbeams and Lightning Part 1]

Sakura finds herself trapped in the past and discovers a new family along the way, however unwilling she may be. Time travel. Fix-it fic. Sakura-centric.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Tom Riddle hated Christmas. Travelling to the future would not change that fact. Harry Potter hated Riddle. And mistletoes. Time Travel AU. HP/TR Oneshot.

!Harry-is-not-the-BWL!AU! Harry doesn't need the Potter family Invisibility Cloak to be invisible. With an unblemished forehead, he fades into the background—utterly ordinary. Voldemort begs to differ. Oneshot; LV/HP SLASH

Will Graham gets a Do Over, waking up on the day he first met Hannibal. Realizing the opportunity, he decides he's going to nab Hannibal without all the drama this time. He had finally accepted himself, right? Things should be better this time. However... what he doesn't know is that Hannibal is getting a Do Over as well! A/N: After Wrath of the Lamb. MURDER FAMILY!

"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. (Sequel: "Shinobi")

In which Sakura is living with both Naruto and Sasuke in the Hokage mansion, and comes to the realization that if she doesn't move out soon, she'll likely bash their heads in. Which might be slightly problematic, since killing the Hokage is punishable by death. And Shikamaru, as the Hokage's advisor, is being dragged into the mess and just wishes he was born a cloud. COMPLETE.

Sakura is a half-breed kitsune. She has made peace with the full-blooded spirits from the deepest parts of the woods, though she still has to be clever enough to not fall for the trickery they use to try to lure her into the spirit woods, to finally make her theirs. But something has changed, and they are no longer content to wait for her to make that final choice. COMPLETE.

*adopted from arudhatt* After fighting for so long, Harry is betrayed and forced to Bond with Voldemort. Read as Harry sheds his Gryffindor mask and becomes Consort Slytherin to get his revenge. Will he be able to find the love and family he's always wanted? *AU from OotP on* Select Weasley/Granger/Dumbledore bashing SLASH Mpreg RATED M for a reason!

'God, you've got a beautiful voice.' Hariel always found it funny, that of all the things her soulmate could take note of -the messy hair, the bright green eyes, the scar- it's her voice he points out first. FemHarryxMatt

Harry has been a little off since the graveyard. He sees more than a closed door in his nightly visions, and he's losing his grasp on reality. The memory charm around the student population isn't helping. Who has Voldemort allied with? Riddle, always suspicious, seems to be a symptom of something larger. (pre-slash) (Alternate year 5) (slow build-up) (smartCrazy Harry)

Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. Sakuraxharem. Present day, AU. Rated T. COMPLETE.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

In the world of Alphas, Betas and Omegas, there is another classification that is so rare, their numbers are only in the double digits. These types, have the aura and scent of an Alpha, but are able to breed like an Omega. They can be impregnated by either an Alpha, a Beta or an Omega. Sigmas. John learns that being a Sigma is hard to hide from the Holmes brothers. A/N: SLASH!

Caught in the backlash of Voldemort's Killing Curse, Harry is thrown through time to a world so very different from his own.

Challenge: Gen, any season. Sam and De-aged Dean are in a store when it gets robbed. The police are called and it turns into a hostage situation. of Hoodie-time prompts.

SoulmateAU! John is no longer looking for his Soulmate, and Jim never wanted one in the first place, so what happens when they find each other? And what about Sherlock?

"Or is he?" Jace asked. "Have you had dealings with demons, little boy? Walked with warlocks, talked with the Night Children? Have you–" "Did you run out of alliteration?" Simon interrupted. "Night Children – what is that, vampires, probably, could you not think of any verbs beginning with v? Verbalize, vent, venerate, vacuum – that's a good one, *have you vacuumed with vampires*-"

John goes to a costume party knowing he will meet a certain Consulting Criminal there. Just why did Sherlock let him go alone? And why is John so happy to see said Criminal Mastermind? Johniarty

'She could swear she smelt sulfur when she exhaled. Nothing good ever came from boys who smelled like sulfur.' An ancient Egyptian curse and a world of dreams opens Sakura up to a life devoid of safety. In the darkness her nightmares bow themselves to her. In the morning they feast on her heart. AU SakuraMany

His Mark of Cain is gone, Simon Lewis have never felt more useless and suffocated but things took toll when Sebastian Verlac a.k.a Jonathan Morgenstern thinks Jace Herondale's freedom results for a need to take another. Story starts after the City of Lost Souls in the Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare.

Bruce Wayne is stuck in Arkham. Worse of all The Joker is his cellmate. Will have some Batman/Joker in latter chapters. R&R

!Reincarnation!AU! Voldemort is a day old when he realizes those blasted muggles named him "Tom." It takes him a year to realize who his twin might possibly be-that is, his old nemesis, Harry Potter. Oneshot, LV/HP INCEST SLASH

John needs to clear his head and Sherlock doesn't believe he did anything wrong. My take on what could have happened after the events in the Baskerville labs. Johniarty at the end.

Several months after the events of Death of the Family, the Joker is kidnapped from Arkham Asylum. Bruce has no choice but to go after him, and finds himself facing a curious enemy, familiar and new, and questioning his relationship with the Joker. (BatmanxJoker. No knowledge of Death of the Family plot line necessary)

When Batman is bitten by a vampire, it falls to the Joker to keep him from drinking anyone's blood, before the whole undead thing becomes permanent. For the multiple choice contest, following the prompts "Vampires" and "Batman in my Basement." Two parts. I'm really proud of it, so please tell me what you think! Thank you!

Naruto had heard pregnant women get horny but it never really mattered until he started being able to reap the benefits himself. CU Naruto/Sakura.

End of term exams are over and John just wants to celebrate with some pizza, but his night takes a different turn than expected once he meets Jim. Johniarty.

It wasn't that Bruce was trying to get with the clown, it just sort of happened. Batman/Joker - Batjokes - SLASH - Alpha/Omega!AU

A new killer of criminals stalks the streets of Gotham. Only one clown knows his identity or where he will strike next. Can the Joker help his Batsy come to terms with the killers identity? Eventual Joker/Batman.

Saving Jim's life had been a risky move for John, but now he has to deal with the gratitude of the Consulting Criminal! Whatever shall he do? Johniarty, preslash.

Harry gets cursed and sent back in time. Now he has to find a way to save himself while getting used to the constant presence of his enemy, how does he always gets himself in these things anyway? Part 1 of Pet's Trilogy - !Complete!

Ivy plays matchmaker and everyone wins!

John looked up from the bottle. 'Oh god no' he thinks as his eyes locked on to the only person he can't stand. 'Not him'. Jim Moriarty just smirked at him. How the hell did John end up here? Teenlock, AU, University/College AU, Johniarity

Gandalf takes care of his new charge. First in the From the Ashes a Fire Shall Be Woken series, First in Many Intersecting Planes

Marauder shenanigans with a background Remus/Sirius.

John was worn out and no one seemed to notice or care. Not Sarah, calling him in at all hours with no warning. Not Mycroft, kidnapping him for tea. And certainly not Sherlock, dragging him out of bed for a break in the case; no matter how minimal it may be. How is he supposed to get any rest? Even more important: When can he stop to make himself some tea? Now continued!

Not too long after "A Study in Pink," John Watson finds that he has a secret admirer. While Sherlock finds it intriguing, John isn't entirely sure what he's getting himself into. As with everything dangerous, though, he goes in head-first.

John Watson had always assumed that he would never play a major role in Moriarty's game. He is taken by surprise when Moriarty makes a shocking demand: one month with John Watson in exchange for Britain's tactical positions and plans in Afghanistan. John has now become a pawn to be used as both Moriarty and Mycroft please. But what everyone forgets is that a pawn has power, too.

"Think of it like the next generation of human beings." The Joker purrs. Batman/Joker - Batjokes - SLASH - super-sanity!AU

When Batman interferes in Ra's al Ghul's plot to destroy innocent lives, Ra's uses his influence in high places to have Batman committed to Arkham Asylum. Locked in the asylum with the inmates he helped put there, Batman struggles to protect his life, sanity, and identity, but soon learns that the enemy of his enemy may indeed be his friend.

HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.

He pointed at Percy's chest, who immediately tried to cover it up, and exclaimed, "I've seen a few balls smaller than those bazoongas. Can I touch them, just to, uh, see if they're real?" :: Annabeth Chase did not like Mondays. She's starting to not like Tuesdays as well. Because Tuesday was the day she got a girlfriend. And she didn't cheat on Percy, nope; the girl was Percy.

Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.

The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.

"Then what? Are you two doing it or not?" he asked, thinking, Oh Me, this is so messed up. :: In response to the Reading the Book fics that lack what is the title of this fic. The poor dears just lack Aphrodite forgetting to breathe, Poseidon almost crying, and Hestia being a real bad comforter. And to think, Percy and Annabeth had to stand around and look like idiots for this.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Thanks to Hera putting him to sleep for months, Percy has to change schools again. And again, he is that lonesome freak that gets picked on. But he doesn't want to hurt mortals, so he doesn't fight back. Until someone else decides to fight back for him. Ares/Percy slash

Mycroft kidnaps, Sherlock texts. John and Lestrade are used to this. But are they prepared for what the Holmes boys are up to now? Mycroft/John Sherlock/Lestrade

When Lana chooses Bizarro over Clark, Clark goes to Lex's to complain. Lex can definitely work with this. Pre-Clex

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

Time-travel. Naruto's back in the past, and not only is she given a second chance to fix things, but she's gonna give everyone a second chance. Watch out world, because Naruto the number one unpredictable, knuckle-head kunoichi is here! FemNaruto AU

While destroying the horcruxes, the trio finds the most unlikely of allies in the most unlikely of places. SLASH -Harry/Salazar-, AU

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

COMPLETE [Merthur] Merlin gets himself turned into a cat, Arthur's befuddled, Morgana's bemused and intrigued, the knights somehow gets involved in this mess playing matchmakers and Uther is not amused whatsoever.

Fourth in When the Wind Blows. Naruto wants to sleep, but when one of them is awake, they all are. Takes place about eighteen months after A False Assumption.

Second in my When the Wind Blows series, this fic takes place after A Little Closer. Sakura decided, if violence became necessary, to be sure that she punched Naruto at the right angle to hopefully smack him soundly against the back of Kakashi-sensei's head.

Bruce Wayne is the Joker's psychologist at Arkham. How will he handle his mentally ill patient? Batman/Joker Slash.

After the betrayal of his friends and the resulting death of the last person Harry cares for he decides to cut and run. Going to Forks trying to let everything behind. But what will happen if this is not as easy as it seems? Slash HP/EC, Twilight/HP cross

A whole new world opens up to Harry as his relatives die in a car crash and the only other family member who he can stay with turns out to be a vampire. With this chance comes the hope of finally getting to live his own life and Harry is going to take it

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry finds a time-turner in his office. He knows that he must use it to go back in time to kill Tom Riddle, but this proves unexpectedly difficult... Rated M for SLASH in later chapters. Now complete.

"Hey gorgeous, how about I show you the biggest bone of your entire life?" Sakura always hated it when he got like this.

She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

On a mission to a rogue base, Sakura stumbles upon someone she didn't expect, who isn't the way she expected him to be either. SasuSaku. Rated M for lemon.

Sakura has left her life in Konoha behind. She's been travelling alone for awhile, but then meets up with someone from her past. GaaSaku. Rated M for lemons.

The power goes out from a storm and Sakura's trapped with five guys in a haunted mansion. A whole night in a house full of Uchiha hunks would make any other girl die in glee, but somehow she just feels like she's trapped in a den of hungry wolves. Lime

“Hey Shikamaru, did you know kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray?" Shikamaru was going to prove this girl wrong

Twoshot, HPDM slash. Ron has a criminal obsession, Hermione a psychoanalysis obsession, and his horoscopes a weirdness obsession. Harry just wants to find Draco Malfoy's stalker and stop all the obsessions. COMPLETE.

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

“Just promise me you won’t overreact” Sakura pleaded to her boyfriend. "Why? Whats wrong?" Sasuke asked. “Well, it’s just that there and strippers at Ino’s bachelorette party” Then, there was a very long beep, and the line went dead.

Hardly even a girl..." Naruto muttered under his breath. Sakura clenched her fist, "What was that, Naruto?" Naruto thought for a moment then replied, "Sasuke's dick will make you hurl." Sakura fell into immediate fetal position. Ahem. Cough. Awkward!

It's a hot day when Sakura discovers her heart is being lost. Team Seven fun.

A little something in minor protest against all the conventional smut. NaruSasu, with some disregard of canon. It gets a little cute towards the end, but I hope you enjoy it anyway! Yaoi/PWP

Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.

“Naruto, you really need to shut up” And with that said, she crushed her mouth to his.REVISED

When Remus thinks he’s done the unforgivable, Tonks does the unthinkable…WARNINGS: Bestiality, noncon I think anyway depends how you look at it

Thrown back in time by Lord Voldemort, Harry must adapt. Who should he befriend, and fall for, but the man who sent him back in time himself. –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, noHBP– EDITED 25/01/09

Slash, HPBZ - It wasn't just power and ability that Tom Riddle transferred to Harry that night. He made him the son he never had, and that changes everything.