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Author has written 22 stories for Teen Wolf, and Umbrella Academy. Lover & writer of trash. Got sucked into the Steter & Sterek vortex a year ago, so now I’m trying my hand at it. Post/share my fics wherever you want, it’s an honor you clicked at all. I own absolutely nothing, other than the high tops on my feet. I’m always open to requests. P.s. I made a tumblr pretty much just to communicate with you guys: . |
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We Found Love in a Halloween Rave (The Team Jacob Chronicles)
Stiles meets the Big Bad Wolf at a party. Well, mark him down as scared and horny. / A series of connected one-shots for Kinktober 2019.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,867 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/1 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Liar, Liar
"Stiles Stilinski's Home for Supernatural Friends" Part 3 / The one where Stiles speaks the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about his relationship with Chris. Too bad no one believes him.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16 - Stiles S., Chris A. - Complete
Indulge the Other reviews
A monster lives under Stiles' bed. There's another one in the closet. The whole situation would be a lot scarier if they didn't bicker so much.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16 - Stiles S., Peter H., Chris A. - Complete
With a Red Right Hand reviews
An Assassins!AU that starts out slow but ends with a bang. / Steter Week 2019. Day 6. My pick? Daddy Kink. / Story inspired by "Red Right Hand" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Stiles S., Peter H. - Complete
The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades reviews
"Lost and Out of Time (The Little Black Submarines Saga" Part 1 / An AU where everything he loves gets buried in the dirt, so Stiles rips apart the space-time continuum.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/13/2019 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Stiles S., Peter H., Chris A. - Complete
Two Worlds Collided reviews
It was always meant to be Stiles and Peter. Always. / Steter Week 2019. Day 5. My pick? Soulmates. / Story inspired by "Never Tear Us Apart" by Paloma Faith.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Stiles S., Peter H. - Complete
Always Wanting More reviews
The Persephone!AU that absolutely nobody asked for. / Steter Week 2019. Day 4. My pick? Courting! / Story inspired by "Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Stiles S., Peter H. - Complete
If I Had a Voice, I Would Sing
The AU where Peter is a devilishly handsome Viking and Stiles is his beloved. / Steter Week 2019. Day 3. My pick? Arranged marriage. / Story inspired by "If I Had a Heart" by Fever Ray.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2019 - Stiles S., Peter H. - Complete
I Know What I Am, They Know What They Are (So Let Me Be) reviews
Peter Hale, back from the dead twice-over, is not the uncle Derek or Cora remembers. There's a reason for that. / Steter Week 2019. Day 2. My pick? Alpha!Peter. / This story was inspired by "I Know What I Am" by Band of Skulls.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2019 - Stiles S., Peter H. - Complete
Everyone is King When There's No One Left to Pawn reviews
The AU where Stiles is an old trickster—just not the one you're thinking of. / Steter Week 2019. Day 1. My pick? Creature!Stiles. / Story inspired by "Beat The Devil's Tattoo" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2019 - Stiles S., Peter H. - Complete
The (More Than) Buddies System
"Stiles Stilinski's Home for Supernatural Friends" Part 2 / The one with a bunch of dead fucking animals, The Best Birthday Cake Ever, a sweaty Chris Argent, and the return of an adorable little monster.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Stiles S., Chris A. - Complete
Orange Sherbet and a Cold Can of Whoop-Ass reviews
"The Man in the Soda Jerk Hat" Part 2 / A month into the lucrative ice cream business, Five asks his brothers for a ride in their truck.
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2019 - Diego H./The Kraken, Klaus H./The Séance, The Boy/Number Five, Ben H./The Horror - Complete
I Scream, You Scream, Klaus Screams, Diego Screams (We All Scream For)
"The Man in the Soda Jerk Hat" Part 1 / The AU where the Hargreeves siblings have traveled five years in the past, and Klaus is trying to make the most of his second chance.
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2019 - Diego H./The Kraken, Klaus H./The Séance, Ben H./The Horror - Complete
The Gang Steals a Van reviews
"It's Always Sunny in Beacon Hills" Part 1 / The AU where Teen Wolf's Scooby Gang is actually the Scooby Gang. Starring: Mieczysław "Stiles" Stilinski as Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, Scott McCall as Fred Jones, Lydia Martin as Velma Dinkley, Allison Argent as Daphne Blake, and, last but not least, Derek Hale as Scoobert "Scooby" Doo.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Scott M., Allison A., Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Doctor Stilinski reviews
Petrestophilis discovers that a mortal has been double-crossing his crossroads demons. He decides to accept the mortal's next summons himself. Or, the Faustian AU where Stiles is a Not-So-Good doctor who dabbles in duping demons. WIP.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Stiles S., Peter H.
Little Werewolf Oven reviews
"Introduction to Chaos Theory" Part 3 / The one with Derek fucking Hale.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2019 - Stiles S., Derek H., Laura H. - Complete
What Big Feet You Have
"Stiles Stilinski's Home for Supernatural Friends" Part 1 / What makes a monster the Monster of the Week? The one with a dead conspiracy creep, The Scooby Gang, an inversion of monstrous mores, and what may, in some states, be considered a slight kidnapping. Chris Argent/Stiles Stilinski Pre-Slash.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2019 - Stiles S., Chris A. - Complete
This Is Madness (No, This Is Breakfast) reviews
An Episode 5 rewrite where the Hargreeves boys finally have a sit down. Or, the one where Klaus gets waffles, Ben watches Diego eat eggs, Luther sits awkwardly in a booth, and Five finally drinks a cup of fucking coffee. One shot.
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/21/2019 - Diego H./The Kraken, Klaus H./The Séance, The Boy/Number Five, Ben H./The Horror - Complete
One More Time Around (Might Do It) reviews
A futuristic AU where almost everybody has supernatural powers and a soulmate mark, and Stiles has neither of those things. WIP.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/20/2019 - Published: 1/31/2019 - Stiles S., Peter H.
Second Chance at a First Season reviews
"Introduction to Chaos Theory" Part 2 / The one where Stiles and Laura become friends. Or, rather, partners in crime.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2019 - Stiles S., Sheriff Stilinski, Laura H. - Complete
Table For Three reviews
The AU where Stiles' life is a Lifetime movie, but with more peace lilies.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Stiles S., Peter H., Chris A. - Complete
Repilot reviews
"Introduction to Chaos Theory" Part 1 / The one where Peter doesn't wake up until months after he did in season one canon, thus altering the events (a.k.a. the piles of hot garbage) that take place after. It originally began because I wanted Valentine's Day themed content, but it spiraled into me rewriting the entire first season.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2019 - Stiles S., Laura H. - Complete
