An insane parody of RE4. Contains coarse language, violence and bursts of unexplainable madness. Can Leon succeed in his mission? Does he give a F&Gk about it at all? Watch as the script goes out the window and it all goes down like never before.

Mako is obsessed with probending and one team member in particular. After observing his brother's strange behavior, Bolin decides to find out who.

Sylar/Peter. Taken from S4 E18, 'The Wall.'

Written for dragonkink meme. Vegeta finds his daughter's secret tentacle porn stash. Awkwardness and fears of all that squirms abound. Bra is incredibly nonchalant about the whole deal. A thesis on how odd the Briefs family is.

Marik and Bakura realise they've been cybering with each other.

Written for dragonkink meme. Bulma and Yamcha convince Vegeta when he first arrives on Earth to kinda changes his mind about the whole "destroy all humans" thing. Minorly AU. Bulma/Yamcha/Vegeta.

After Cell is defeated, Android 18 searches for her brother so that they can have one last conversation.

Third in the New Look series. When Future Trunks travels back to see his friends again, he ends up babysitting Goten and his younger self; one incriminating photo later and he finds himself at the mercy of two children with a twisted sense of humour.

Written for the dragonball kink meme. An argument breaks out between Yamcha, Bulma and Vegeta over who's with whom, and the ultimately decision is to get drunk and share. Blame Bulma's mother. And Disney.

Written for the dragonball kink meme. Chi-Chi and Goku's wedding night. To her horror, she realizes Goku knows nothing about what's to occur... so she's gonna have to teach him herself.

Written for lj dragonkinkmeme. Bulma gets sick of Vegeta's condescending attitude, uses the dragon balls to turn him into a woman. Vegeta is naturally outraged and they argue for the millionth time, culminating in eventual hot angry girl-on-girl sex.

For Goten and Trunks falling in love was the easiest thing in the world. Now if they can just figure out how to tell their parents... Trunks/Goten shonen-ai.

The chibis contemplate the new girl at school. To date her? Not to date her? Whaddy'a say, Trunks? ...Oh my. Truten YAOI

All Trunks wanted was an evening out with his best friend, but babysitting his little sister got in the way. Leave it to a six-year-old to ruin everything! Siblings!Trunks&Bra Truten YAOI

Azula only wants what's rightfully hers. Azula x Katara

I've never hated anyone fully. Not until I met this friggin' douche-fag that I was now working with, anyway. Thiefshipping aka YnB/Marik . PWP.

Marik and his father are talking about his Marriage arrangements. After all what do we expect of Marik Ishtar after 3,000 years of inbreeding? No incest. One-Shot. Goes By Yugioh Abridged rules just as all my other stories do. R/R as always.

Marik and Bakura have a conversation inside Bakura's soul room before their duel with Yami Marik. Thiefshipping.

Hikari Marik, Bakura, and Ryou break the fourth wall to complain about the fandom. Thiefshipping and Tendershipping.

In which the Doctor is a teddy bear and the Master practices the ancient art of ninja-cuddling. Slashy, cracky, pointless FLUFF. Master/Doctor - that would be Simm/10.

Honestly now, who has school on Thanksgiving? Rated for language and general weirdness. And Muggles.

Two shorts the first by Martini and the second by Milk about Yugi's grandpa and love at first sight.

A startling revelation from Vegeta about Saiyan physiology leaves Goten reeling. Now Trunks is stuck trying to convince his boyfriend that he isn't pregnant. For Urikaa. *Truten, Yaoi*

A Torchwood version of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck"

Vegeta lies catatonic, twitching and unresponsive, on the cool tile floor. Trunks prods his father with the tip of his sneaker before turning to Bulma. "Geez, mom," he asks with concern, "what did you do to him?"

Mirai timeline. In one world Trunks is killed by Cell. In another, his world is turned upside down by the Androids. For the all the darkness that plagues Trunks’ life, he knows that Gohan makes it all worth living for. One-sided Trunks x Gohan. Yaoi

One Shot for Holy Metal Muffin Of Death. Bakura takes upon himself the job of cheering Marik up after Yugi's group annoys him with their innocence. Yaoi

Claire and Sylar are on the run, having lunch in a diner in the middle of nowhere. Cuteness and angst all in a ONESHOT! Sylaire, rated T, R&R!

When did this obsession start? Was it the first time he tried to cut her head open? The second? Or perhaps it was when he saw the possibility contained in the years stretching ahead, with only one person who would keep him company … however unwillingly.

The TARDIS is fed up with the Doctor complaining about being alone and decides to talk him into doing something about it. Very silly.

Just when HRG thought he had every reason in the world to kill Sylar, Sylar gives him one more. Crack!fic ONESHOT

No one can take that much neglect without cracking, and Lyle is no exception. Herein he chronicles his love of weed, his experimentation with tights, and the forging of one unholy alliance. Rated for language and general weirdness.

Worst road trip ever. Sylar/Claire, Luke

The Doctor meets a Dalek with an interesting hobby.

Tired, Jack and the Doctor relax in a nice warm bath. Later, watching the Doctor sleep, Jack becomes curious as to what he was dreaming about. No PWP, but a nice variation of Twenty Questions. Jack/10 onceshot. I do not own anything.

Utena and Anthy realize their true feelings for each other shortly after moving into the chairman's tower. They then share a night of passion with the whole school.

When the Assistant Director at the Arkly training facility receives a call from his superior, James Marcus, he is told to encourage a rivalry between two young trainees; Albert Wesker and William Birkin. Why can't he seem to make them hate one another?

Jet relentlessly followed Zuko and Iroh around Ba Sing Se. Was it really about capturing fire benders, or did Jet have another motive? Warning, rated T for Slash theme, nothing graphic.

Adam/Claire. Adam Monroe and Claire Bennet. Two people destined to live forever. What happens when they find each other.

What the title says. No, srsly.

We all know the line. But WHY was it so important to save Claire? Sylar getting her power wouldn't have changed anything, since he wasn't the bomb. She didn't DO anything to save the world. Or did she?

Your favorite heroes and villains discover the fun of IM!

Bandit Keith wants to get to know someone better. He may or may not be on the right track with that idea.

All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.

The title says it all! The night before the Finale, I had a silly idea for an Avatar ending, so I typed it up, and put it here! Rated K Plus, for Language, but nothing bad. This is a Humor one-shot.

A Sylar character study. Outlines certain events of humiliation and disappointment throughout Gabriel's life, leading to his transition from Gabriel to Sylar. This is my version of his background story. Spoilers only for 1x10 "Six Months Ago".

Sylarmance! Sylar is out in the wonderful world of dating!

If Jet had lived, would him and Zuko seriously have been able to have a happily ever after with each other? A Jet/Zuko crack story.

One-shot. Warring! This is a Crack fic. I had too much Iced Tea one night and this was the result. The Frasier Crane Show is doing a special on over demanding parents. John calls in.

Peter wants revenge on Nathan. Isaac's just in it for the pancakes. Oneshot, slash, IsaacPeter

Hikari bakes a cake. No one is safe.

What if the Sailor Stars attended Astrea Hill? Three reasons why they never should! ONESHOT! Sailor Starlights/Strawberry Panic

Hiro wants Kensei to be a real hero and sets out to change history to see that happen. Again. And again. And again.

Miho Nosaka always wore her hair in a ponytail tied with a yellow ribbon. Some classmates called her ‘Ribbon’ or ‘Ribbon-chan’. She went missing when she was fifteen. No trace of her was ever found. An explanation for why Miho vanished after Season 0.

All Adam ever needed was the proper inspiration. Adam, Peter

He was always amazed by it, no matter how often it happened, but he didn't understand why Adam made it into a game. AdamPeter, triple drabble. Warnings: Blood, implied violence, slash.

New Years Resolutions. We has dem!

What do you do when you discover the man you thought was your husband is actually your husband's murderer? Sylar/Heidi, set in the Five Years Gone universe.

Even Adam Monroe has rules to live by. Unfortunately, they aren’t the most moral ones. AdamSylar, hints of AdamClaire

Based on the amazing fanvid by Fading Spark. She sees him when she is sleeping, but is he truly real? ClaireKensei. Season Two spoilers! RandR

[DH SPOILERS! Crack!fic, oneshot] Fred finds a way to get in touch with George.

A Tribute dedicated to Rodolphus, because his wife loves Voldemort more than him... and that's just very, very wrong...

This is a list of all the different ways you know you're obsessed with Avatar. You can read and review, I don't care. It would be nice, though.

i wrote this last night.My muse kinda contacted me and while she didn't give me any inspiration for future she did give me this. AzulaxKatara, slight AangxToph and Yuexakindaoc.So I hope you enjoy my little ficlet thats not so small.

So, this is a little spoof thing I made of Heroes. Not much else to say, really, except R&R!Oh, and I rated it T for a bit of language and such in later episodes. Each new chapter will be a new episode!

Remus and Sirius are the cause of school wide petrifyings. RLSB Slash.

What is Voldemorts To Do List? Well read to find out...R&R plz

Yuki always says 'I love you'.

Cloud needs help. So does Sephiroth. Only problem is they go to the same doctor. And what's this? Couple's Counsling? R&R please.UPDATED! Last chapter office Warfare.

He could only know his boy by the touches on the Puzzle. But he knew that whoever it was that was putting it together was his. And no one harmed what was his.

It’s Valentine’s Day, and Wilson’s getting love letters… but who are they from? Meanwhile, House is up to something… HouseWilson, implied CameronChase

Twenty five years after she'd been left sobbing on a beach in Norway Rose Tyler made a decision, she was going home. OT3 fic.

An exiled prince should never have these problems... Slight Het and Slash

SPOILERS until the end of season 2. Aang realizes Sokka has an unusual power that could save the world.

When Vegeta takes Bra to the mall to see Santa, he is arrested after a fistfight with the jolly elf. Now sentenced to being a mall Santa himself until Christmas, Vegeta must find a way to survive his new job and regain his daughter's trust in him.

A step by step guide on how to write a horrible fic and make a fool of yourself at the same time.

Someone's having naughty dreams about House and Wilson. HouseWilson preslash.

And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.

[Malik/Ryou] Isis hears an interesting rumor about her brother.

A list of things Sirius is no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts, with a different ending...A oneshot

ONESHOT. Zuko and Iroh meet up with the cabbage merchant.

Bella decides that the Death Eaters need to fundraise and what better way than making a calender....the muggles do it! Please R&R!

Minako has a very dirty little mind.

When Minako wakes up and finds that it’s snowing, she’s sure that she won’t be forced to go to school. Sadly she is and a day of complete chaos ensues.

Minako laments on the nature of love and life in the Silver Millennium.

Wesker has a bad day but all is not as it seems. Rated M for swearing.

Goku calls Vegeta about something...Oh and this is my first fanfic,so please no flames on reviews :D

Who knew Setsuna's worst fear was of cockroaches? An insanely weird one shot about what happens when she comes into contact with one. DEFINITELY a crackfic... in fact, I bet that's the drug Setsuna got off on. Yep. Um, review? It won't disappoint.

answering machine randomness please R&R updated Mar. 9

Ryou Bakura is working on a project for art class, and the spirit of the ring is proving to be both a help and a hindrance.

All the girls in school want to give Valentines to Kaiba, but there's a little problem. Enter Jonouchi, champion of true love and commercialism!

Vincent gets a cell phone…question is: can he use it?[post AC]

Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.

A brief letter to all devoted Zuko fans from the prince himself.

Ever wonder what would happen to Ryou if his father caught him talking to himself? BakuBaku pairing inside.

A series of letters between key members of the Crystal Tokyo Monarchy and others during TDAY. Started as a random note passed between two high school friends, now an international incident. More at 11...

[Thief KingxMalik Ishtar] The stranger was always hungry for Malik’s lips, stealing a fierce kiss whenever he could. Calloused hands roamed across Malik’s skin, caressing in all the right places, drawing Malik up to a taunting reminder of what was real.

Chibi Goten uses his naive nature to get with Trunks. Fluff. Shounen ai.

Artemis can't sleep one night and decides to watch some television to clear his head. After an episode of ScoobyDoo he has a very interesting dream...

Tate, Yago and Amelia: not your average roommates.

Complete. Sequel to 'The Nemesis Diaries'. Alice appears in Code Veronica to screw up the plot, drive Claire crazy and unintentionally seduce Steve. Written in diary format with entries by Claire, Steve, Alfred, Alexia, Wesker, Chris, Rodrigo, D.I.J. and

Yami no Bakura decides to demonstrate something about being a thief to his reluctant host.

In order to make Helios' Valentine's Day dream come true, the Matchmaker Trio, a.k.a. Fisheye, Tigerseye, and Hawkseye, set out to reunite their friend with his long lost true love.

A bully gives Bakura Ryou a slight change of outfit, and it's one that both Yuugi and the Spirit of the Ring might find interesting.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

A song parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas as sung by the entire RE cast. Just because I'm feeling festive!

A 'what-if' short to mock Alice and show how RE3 (game) would be affected if she were to suddenly appear in it like Jill & company do in the movie's sequel. Written in diary format with entries by Jill, Carlos, Nemesis, Nicholai and Alice.

John works for Umbrella, and he loves work so much he made up a song to express his joy! This is a short oneshot humor piece starring John: the unhinged workaholic. It's admittingly not the best ever, but if it makes you smile then I've done my job!

Zoisite was married to Ami in the Silver Millenium, but did he actually find his true love elsewhere?

Anshii refects upon her servitude as the Rose Bride, as Utena and Saionji duel. (Series-verse, Anshii POV, slight first duel spoilers.)

Retelling of Snow White starring the Shitennou and Sailor Senshi! Queen Beryl asks Metallia who the fairest one of all is and...

Usagi and Mamoru are locked in a...yeah, you guessed it closet! My parody of closet fics! ONE-SHOT.

Count Kamen sleeps in a lordly toomb in a vault below his mansion, and wakes up at night to drink the blood of his prey. Then a young girl (disguised a boy) named Usagi comes to stay for a while.

my third songfic. the title says it all. read and review please.

(I think there may be language and adultish situations in this...) Ahem... IN WHICH: The DK is turned upside down, and everyone knows who did it!!

This is my explanation to why not all of the Eighty survived hibernation...

The Dark Kingdom Shitennou meet the Amazon Trio, and hilarity ensues! Read along as these seven hotties deal with brainwashed idiots and annoying Sailor Senshi, all while trying to figure out how to tolerate each other so they can live together in peace.

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Why does everyone think that Vincent is a vampire? I don't get it...