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Author has written 18 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, House, M.D., Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Pirates of the Caribbean, Yu-Gi-Oh, Twilight, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Pokémon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Gaia Online, Invader Zim, and Thor. Hello, everyone! For those of you who have watched this account for a while, you will know that I, Kel, once had an associate, Stringy, with whom I would write fanfiction. Stringy now has her own account, and I have seen fit to take over this one. None of Stringy's fanfiction will be deleted, but as the former profile was out-of-date and rather difficult to understand, I have taken it upon myself to change it. So here we are. The profile has been changed. |
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The Myth of Hades and Persephone by Juliette Louise reviews
Persephone has one chance to live, and it lies with...the God of the Dead?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
Swept Away by CocoBeans reviews
Same ploy: Girl dropped into ME, meets Legolas, blah, blah, blah, but one problem: she's in the first hundred years of the Third Age. But will she be stuck in her Pj's forever? Will the Dwarves come kill her? And will Haldir go insane because of her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Haldir, Legolas
The Ride of His Life by Varinia reviews
When Dally takes Soda on the ride of his life, will he be able to survive it? COMPLETE!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Sodapop C., Dallas W. - Complete
Whose Line is it Anyway? by LariaKaiba reviews
The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! Laria takes over the Whose Line set to play ten action packed shows of everyone's favorite game. Come join the Yu-gi-oh! cast on the epic journey of a lifetime.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 69,664 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/23/2004 - S. Kaiba, Yami Bakura - Complete
A Cat Completes A Home by Fiver reviews
When Ancient Egyptian Cat Goddess, Bastet, decides to punish Bakura for his misdeeds towards her fellow deities, it causes a few problems of the feline kind for poor Ryou...! Tendershipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,939 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
A Teacher's Duty by Stoneage Woman reviews
When Legolas and Aragorn are forced by Thranduil to teach Elven teenagers warfare,they both dread it with one accord. But the job is a more challenging and more fulfilling than either of them could ever dream. Gen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,283 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Happy Hikari by PerfectCell17 reviews
Well our two favourite yamis, Bakura and Marik, get themselves sent to Happy Hikari Mental Institution! What will happen? Will they survive, or go even crazier?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Sora the love of my life convinces me to drive nearly clear across the country to rescue his twin brother. It wouldn't have been that bad, except we have to bring Kairi along. And Sora's boyfriend. Roxas, you'd better be worth it. AkuRoku, RikuSora. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Dash Of Jealousy by the ninja omelet reviews
[ Squffie ] Squall is being chased by fangirls and is rescued by two SQUFFIE members. The problem goes from bad to worse. Will Squall be able to fulfill their request?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K.
The Lost Letters of Gandalf by Silwyth reviews
What happened after Gandalf fell in Moria? You don't want to know... WARNING: Reading this may cause insanity or diarrhea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Gandalf, Legolas
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Fountain of Youth by DarkShine07 reviews
Picking up where Pirates AWE left off, witty Jack decides that he wants to search for the Fountain of Youth. Filled with action, adventure, and romance. [JxE and some WxE][Character Deaths]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,636 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Remind Me Again? by Pharaoh-Ink reviews
Roxas, your typical teen in a typical highschool environment. What happens when you add a crazy pyromaniac into the picture? LOVE? Got it memorized? ...FINISHED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,632 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Right by screennameless reviews
Some people act as mirrors, reflecting your own image back at you, and sometimes you don't like what you see.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
The Trial by Hikari M666 reviews
Bakura's life of crime has caught up with him...in a sense that he is now on trial. But do you really think this trial will go smoothly? Mild shounen ai, yaoi references.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Yami Bakura
Therapy for Cloud and Sephy by Scitzo and Psyco reviews
Cloud needs help. So does Sephiroth. Only problem is they go to the same doctor. And what's this? Couple's Counsling? R&R please.UPDATED! Last chapter office Warfare.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,885 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
False Alarms by Sonata IX reviews
Sarah is back in the Underground [hey, we've heard this one before!] and Jareth gets quietly drunk rather than deal with her. A little emergency forces him out of his solitude...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Pippin the Ringbearer by SirNotAppearingInThisFilm reviews
What would happen if Pippin got hold of one of the Elven Rings? Just plain insanity! Yipee! Slash in ONE CHAPTER cause Helga and Moosey are dumb. PG because of insanity and suggestive fluffy in a few chapters. Glares at Helga and Moosey! Valentine's Day
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,980 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Peregrin T.
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
It started with a scary movie by Xiana Asuka reviews
Roxas is forced to watch The Ring. What kinds of events are set in motion? Waffles? Marriage? GODZILLA? Akuroku. Zemyx. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,928 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Fan Girls United by THECheeseTurkey reviews
The Fan girls of FGU are after someone, and what they what they get or the world faces their horrible pink vengence! Someone must stop them and it is up to Legolas, Cheesy and friends. Concerns evil grandmas, cheese, turkeys, girl scout cookies and more!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
When You Believe by Angeliz reviews
It all seems normal enough when the gang tries out for the play The Prince of Egypt, even if the new director is slightly insane. Though when magic starts flying around, nobody can really be sure what she's up to. On hiatus.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006
My Father, The Fop by Pleading Eyes reviews
Erik returns to Christine, reborn as her son. But nothing is as it seems. A parody of those annoying soap operas!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,765 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Erik, Raoul
Kings, Queens, and Corsets by Fiery Mango reviews
When Legolas and Aragorn are assigned to protect visiting royalty secrets will be revealed, bonds will be tested, and dresses will be worn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,566 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Harry Potter and the Idiots of the Iceberg by museforsale reviews
Erik, Christine, Raoul, Meg and Carlotta from the Phantom of the Opera gets stuck in Antarctica, and Harry and his two friends go to help them...Not for Dora, Boots or Raoul fans, like there are any. Major crossoveriness.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005
Handcuffs by 1492163 reviews
.:One shot, DemSai:. In the equation of Demyx plus Saix plus a pair of handcuffs... what could the possible outcomes be?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Demyx, Saïx - Complete
Erik Ingests Pixie Stix by hieiandkuramalover reviews
COMPLETE! Erik has ingest pixie stix...The Opera Populair will NEVER be the same after this. Rated for bad language and the frighteningness of a sugarhigh Erik
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Welcome to Rivendell Mr Anderson by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Two is better than one...and when two sisters are combined, nothing can stop them. Sauron sends the Fellowship to modern times, but Barb and Em are there to help. Even when it means leaving home...for Middle Earth. NEW SUM! NOT A MARY SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,423 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Haldir, Boromir
The Dance by Bookkbaby reviews
AU Yaoi ClSeCl. Cloud lost a bet, and now must pay the price and dress as a girl for the Halloween dance! He gets asked to dance by Sephiroth, who doesn't recognize him. Will Cloud reveal his deception when Sephiroth falls in love with 'her?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The drunken adventures of Legolas and Gimli by concernicus ghost reviews
Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn and Gandalf encounter Wormtongue at a local bar... now why does this put them an a mission to go to Minas Tirith... once they're there they don't know why! hiatus/abandoned
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Gimli, Legolas
Behind the Scenes by Aeriscetra12 reviews
What really happened in different parts of the movies. R&R please! Updated once a week. Warning: The chapters will be skipping around different scenes in each of the three movies in no particular order.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 24,746 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Frodo B., Frodo B. - Complete
Stuck With You by Yumesuta reviews
The Planet decided to give Aeris and Sephiroth another shot at life...for a price. In order to stay alive, they have to get along with each other for one month. Will they be able to? SephirothxAeris
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G.
MisAdventures In Labyrinth Land! by Aviarianna O Lorien reviews
ON HIATUS! IDEAS WELCOME!Chapter 5 is rather serious...Swearing, naked Goblin Kings, LSD laced fruits,Rabid Fan Squirlssp purposly, neverending supplies of paintballs, Giant Care Bears, and one little halfbreed who's goal in life is to drive Jareth insane
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005
The Labyrinth Academy by Fou Fou reviews
What if all the characters in Labyrinth decided they didn't like the fanfiction written about them? What if they got together and created a school, with a little help, for these writers? FanFic writers, Hell hath a new location, & it is Labyrinth Academy
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 3/31/2005
On the Other Side by Greykey reviews
Sora's story is one we all know, but what about Riku's? We know he teamed up with maleficent and got possessed by the darkness, but just how exactly? And what made him do it?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
LOTR: The Insane Parody World by Smashing Pumpkins Head reviews
Chapter 3 up, please review. This story that contains chaotic characters, random events, and uhm insanity that just happens to follow the plot of LOTR. You've been warned. I'd say the main character is Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Bakura's Dream Journal by persony person reviews
Bakura thinks he's going crazy and records his dreams down in a journal. Very funny! Chapter 4 up!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Yami Bakura
Crazy Cupid by catybelle reviews
The trio is in their 6th year when Dumbledore decides to host a reunion Ball. Will romance break out? Read to find out. HHr R? GN DF R&R. First fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Favorite Accident by The Lady Romance reviews
As azure eyes stared back into mine, I thought, ‘At least the man who is probably going to rob my house is really hot...' !Used to be Oh Fateful October Night! Rated T for language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,826 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Legolas
Salty Orc by SivanShemesh reviews
After a year, Legolas comes back to Imladris, only to find a horror and a new game that might be the end of all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Drunken Days by Shikyou Daemon reviews
What happens if you throw Cloud into a drinking contest? Alot of extremely random happenings which set off a chain of events which he needs to save the world from. Can he do it, AND find out what he did when he was drunk?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Cloud S.
Two Men and a Baby by angel of music guide me reviews
Okay, old idea I know, but I couldnt resist... Julie leaces wilson in charge of his nephew, but she doesnt count on House being along for the ride... just harmless fluff...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005
The CLOUD Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews
Thank you for purchasing a CLOUD. Please read this guide to avoid any mishaps. Though with a CLOUD, you can never tell...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Cloud S. - Complete
The Ring is Stuck by Brothers Grimm reviews
The story has changed a little, but you'll like the same. Frodo escapes the wraiths. Have fun. The ring finally gets stuck again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Gandalf, Gandalf
Whose Line is it Anyway: Invader ZIM Style! by Ivan-Lover69 reviews
This is just a fic I've wanted to do for the longest time So, I'm going with it! Hope it meets your satisfactory rating! ENJOY!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
This isn't Middle Earth! by Aryelweb reviews
Thanks to Sauron, our favourite elf Leggy's stuck in Sydney, Australia. The only way to disguise himself from the fangirls is to change his appearance and apply to be a teacher with his fake degree. But who the hell's Orlando Bloom?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Legolas
Sleep by Spot991 reviews
It seems like such an insubstantial thing, until one has to go without it. And House does so love to play games with his ducklings.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 11/17/2005
Vacation by runs with sissors reviews
Summary: Join the loveable team from PrincetonPlainsboro Teaching Hospital on their wacky adventure! A story about bonding, mystery, relationships, and Disney Land.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,028 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005
Legosue? What the hell? by Copperfang reviews
This is my story. My name is Kyla. Basically, if you like the idea of a certain elf prince being sent to current day, this is the story for you.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,154 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Legolas
A Very Ringy Christmas! by Shootingstar7123 reviews
The music of Christmas, except, it's not about Christmas anymore! Enjoy songs like Frodo, the Shiny Ring Hobbit and O Ruling Ring! Fun for the whole family!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Frodo B., Sauron
The Closeness of Hate and Love by The Hobbit Lass reviews
While trying to save her brother from prison, Estella Bolger encounters Merry Brandybuck who has just returned to the Shire. They could be the perfect couple, but for one problem: they hate each other. Or maybe they just think they do...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,170 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Meriadoc B.
Ickle Ficlets by PinkAphid reviews
For all you guys who can't be bothered to read long fics... Little stories that make practically no sense, but might be funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Psycho the Kitten by VixenMage reviews
Ok in this fic Cuddy & Wilson see that House is depressed, so they get him a kitten. That's about it right now, but eventually you might see an implied HouseCameron. Please r&r!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005
How the Phantom Got a Wife by Tolwen reviews
The Phantom is finally granted the one wish that he wanted most: a wife to take out on Sundays. But he recieves not just any wife. He gets....A Mary Sue! A joke of the usual Mary Sue gets Phantom story. Please R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2005
An ordinary day in Hades by Aurora Spirit reviews
Charon the ferry man is to ship over yet another bunch of dead souls.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
A Single Night by MrsGaryOldman reviews
[MultiChapt. Fic] Aragorn, Legolas, Faramir & co. leave their women behind for a night as they go on a boys hunting trip ... or so they say. How will they manage without the women, who are enjoying their freedom back at home!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Only a Child by Ravyn Tenma reviews
Ever wondered what Kadaj and his brothers are thiking? Just a little blurb. It's horribly inaccurate and will probably be taken down after the American release of Advent Children. RxR, please.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Yazoo, Kadaj
The Importance of Being Aragorn by Lombadia Greenleaf reviews
Arwen had always had a strange desire to date someone named Aragorn, so she decides to put an ad in the paper...BONUS: How Estel became Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Arwen U., Aragorn
Mommy Fearest by Lolly reviews
Legolas learns the truth about his mother and why the fangirls love him. This isn't gonna be pretty...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Legolas and his Crackers and Salami by Mr. Random reviews
A series of Short stories involving Legolas getting into odd predicaments. Very short chapters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004
Mushroom hunting: A Merry and Pippin story by PaintedBlank reviews
Its mushroom season and our favourite little hobbits are off hunting,rather scavenging.They meet a few characters on the way including a lonely Nazgul horse
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Rehab by Frotu reviews
COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,071 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Sauron, Haldir - Complete
The Bags of Dead Mary Sues by Lolly reviews
MarySues have fallen into Middleearth, literally. Fortunately, they died once coming in contact with the ground. It’s up to a few nosy Elves to search through their bags! What strange 21st century stuff will they find? Read and find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004
So, You Wanna Be a Death Eater, Eh? by Morag X. Henegev reviews
Ever wondered how to become one? This story serves as a humurous hopefully guideline to it. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
Experiences like no other by lost holldir reviews
Jareth's spells have backfired, turning the whole gang into lab rats, the only way to change back. . easy enough, solve the labyrinth in less than thirteen hours. . just dont eat the cheese
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
Motel 37 by Her Sweetness reviews
Sequel to Wish You Were Here. When the yamis find out they’re going along with their hikaris for a vacation, they’re ecstatic. But joy quickly turns to woe when the yamis end up trapped at a motel and the killings begin. Is it one of them? DONE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,856 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005
The Very Secret Diary of Erik by ILoanADogma reviews
Erik's deepest and darkest thoughts... in a very humorous manner.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
There and Back Again: Legolas's Painful Experience by TheBoredOne XIII reviews
It all started with a trip to Lothlorien... but then.. SHE arrived. DUN DUN DUN... This was written with ElvenCherry07 alternatively during Latin class. Technically AU. ONESHOT
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: Rejected Titles by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Just a silly little thing in which the characters test out several possible titles that Lord of the Rings could have had. Not a list.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Wish You Were Here by Her Sweetness reviews
All three of the hikaris are going on a weekend cruise. They've also arranged for Marik, Bakura and Yami to go on a camping trip as well, so they can bond. Will the yamis be able to survive the wild and each other? FINISHED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,658 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005
Middle of Middle Earth School by Jedi Gollum reviews
Many famous characters from the Lord of the Rings are all off to First Grade, for the first time... Little elflings, men, hobbits and dwarves oh my!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,494 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004
Lord of the Taters by The Hobbit Lass reviews
A hilarious parody in which Frodo must destroy an evil potato with the aid of his trusty plastic butterknife and magical undergarments, Arwen and Glorfindel fight over Frodo, Merry talks to apples, and more insanity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
Haldir's Infuriating Morning by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Haldir justs wants some peace and rest, but Legolas, Aragorn, and various other people keep annoying him, which is very amusing! OneShot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Haldir - Complete
Gandalf's Camera by onions-are-joy reviews
Gandalf has a new hobby. Taking embarassing pictures, and shouting his mating call DDDDDDWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Gandalf
Funniest Middle earth Videos by Lolly reviews
The title gives it all away. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 10/19/2003
Haldir's Here by Jedi Gollum reviews
COMPLETED (160) ! King Thranduil chooses Haldir to come from Lorien to baby-sit a small elfling named Legolas. Will Haldir return to Lorien in one piece?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 144,934 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Elladan, Elrohir VS Merry, Pippin by Aman'mai reviews
Pretty much: Elladan and Elrohir find their match in Merry and Pippin during their stay in Rivendell. A few practical jokes later and you've got some grumpy, wet elf twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Elrohir, Peregrin T.
Lord Elrond's House by Shriek Like A Ring Wraith reviews
There's chaos and havoc in Rivendell! Frodo has recently been stabbed by the Witch King on Weathertop and Merry, Pippin, and Sam have nothing to do while they wait for their friend to wake up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The First Rule of One Night Stands by Kay the Cricketed reviews
Part Two up! [CD SLASH, malemale] A present for Duck-K. Christopher wakes up, but who's the lucky "goddess" next to him? It's not like he can remember, after all. Meanwhile, Jalil is being courted and chaos ensues in its usual form.
Everworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 10/18/2003
Road Trip by MiriahoftheWind reviews
So, what REALLY happens when put together Johnny, Dally, Steve, Twobit, Ponyboy, Soda, Darry, Tim, Curly, Angela, 20 cities with motels and a hoard of fans? Well fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Discontinued due to OOC.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Dallas W., Sodapop C.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Caffeine reviews
Not meant to be taken seriously at all. Loki has almost no caffeine tolerance.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Rise reviews
Bellatrix's ruminations on her relationship with the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Resolutions reviews
Red and Purple get the year off to a rough start as they share a room at the training academy.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Red, Purple
Fool me Twice reviews
Louie finds himself in a sticky situation involving a moth, a merman, and five rounds of ammo.
Gaia Online - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Louie V.H. - Complete
Toilet Paper reviews
Try as he might, Arthur can't put a stop to all of Alfred's bad ideas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/5/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Never reviews
Jessie, James, and a bottle of Vodka. You do the math.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
Culture Shock reviews
Aqwe has a reason for every life he saves from drowning. Some are to better the lives of mortals, but others are just to get Papa Ge and Ezrulie to stop bickering at each other. Rated for swearing and descriptions of Papa Ge's fondness for dead decor.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008
Responsibility reviews
Aro gets a pet fish, and Caius remembers why he hates animals.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Aro, Caius - Complete
What is this Feeling? reviews
Seto had always looked forward to attending the Asahikawa Institute for Game Theory, but when his eternally short-on-cash roommate, Jounouchi, starts scheming ways for them to make quick cash, Seto's life takes a much more interesting turn.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
When Life Gives You Lemons reviews
Weatherby Swann overhears a rather... interesting conversation between young James and Cutler.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
Vanilla reviews
“Vanilla.” It has a sweet scent when you first smell it, but it’s not until you taste it that you realize just how bitter it can really be.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Vexen, Zexion - Complete
Numa Numa reviews
Once a week he was forced to listen to that infernal song. Now he knows why.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
This is My Story reviews
Parings...Squffie and Riku! YAY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Riku, Leon/Squall L.
The Kel Needs a Bishie Show! reviews
Stringy and her friend Emi decide that Kel needs a Kingdom Hearts character to swoon over, and boy, do they find some good ones!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006
Of Socks and Stunning Spells reviews
VOldemort made Bellatrix do Wormtail's laundry one too many times...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
To The End an Allison Cameron Songfic reviews
When Cameron said her vows, she meant the 'Till death do us part part.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - A. Cameron - Complete
Geting Jobs and the Craziness That Follows! reviews
When the Lord of the Rings Characters and Stringy get sooooper board one day, the decide to get jobs.This could only lead to Galadriel in a Bikini! ONCE AGAIN, DO NOT SUE US! This is Story is after the big sleep over bash at Aragorn's. Story 3
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005
Blood of a Witch reviews
Before Erik moved to the opera house, he met someone at the freak show that would change his life forever. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the songs used in this fic, nor do I own any of Leroux's characters. DON'T SUE ME!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005
