Disclaimer: Regretfully, I do not own any characters or places in Lord of the Rings.

Summary: A humorous view of Legolas. I apologize in advance if I accidentally offended anyone. R/R please!

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"A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt in the night." stated Legolas as he stared at the lightening horizon.

"Let's go." replied Aragorn, as he went by, followed by the grumbling dwarf, Gimli.

"ARAGORN!" shouted the wood elf of the small group as he stopped suddenly.

"What?" answered Aragorn as he stopped abruptly and looked around for the cause of the elf's alarm.

"You are wearing black." stated Legolas Greenleaf calmly as he walked past the alert human.

"You blasted elf! That is the second time today you stated something obvious!" cried Gimli. "Now, will you please be so kind as to not state such things as you have already done so for the entire time we've been on this quest!"

"Very well, Gimli." muttered Legolas as he looked at his feet. "But, I was merely stating things so you would not miss details as they could be important later on."

"Legolas, Gimli and I appreciate your… effort to help. However, we cannot make stops ever single moment for you to point out things. We need all the time we can have to catch up to those orcs who have Merry and Pippin." explained the future King of Gondor as he tried to be patient to his immortal companion and friend.

"Fine, fine. I get the point." mumbled Legolas.

"Good. Now we shall make haste to regain what time we have lost." said Aragorn, satisfied and confident he had finally made Legolas see why he had to stop.

The three close companions all started running again with Legolas striding ahead of the group, Aragorn following close behind, and Gimli huffing and puffing to keep up.

Suddenly Legolas stopped again. "Aragorn! I have found something very important!"

Thinking Legolas has found another clue laid by the kidnapped hobbits, Aragorn quickly arrived at where Legolas was, with Gimli fast on his heels.

"What is it, mellonin?"

"Aragorn, I have found that….. the sky is blue!"

Two thuds could be heard as Legolas was left standing asking "What? Was it something I said?"