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Oh my gosh I could not stop laughing it was too funny. Great story and poor Dan he had to be the cupcake.

Ha! I heard about this story on Deviantart and it was said to be hilarious... It lived up to it's reputation! I was laughing my ass off the entire story (:

"HE WANTED TO MAKE MERRY WITH ME!"

"What?"

"HE WANTS TO PRODUCE AN HEIR AND I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE HE DOES IT WITH!"

"And those girls…" Aragorn shuddered. "They are obsessive. All they can think about is Legolas; I can assure you they have nothing to do with Githil's attacker."

The elf beside him looked slightly confused. "What? They liked me that much? What did they say?"

"Why does it matter?"

"I do not know; just wondered what they think of me…"

"But that has nothing to do with the situation…"

"If you had six women fawning over you wouldn't you want to know what they thought?"

"You always have women fawning over you why does it matter now?"

"Because I do not usually have six doing it at once…"

"Oh yes, how could I forget… you usually have ten or twenty… what a new experience."

"Ada! Did you hear that? He just insulted my honor… say something!"

Elrond massaged his temple as he was prone to do when annoyed. "Estel, you do realize you just told me to defend you honor, right?"

"Yes, so?"

"That is possibly one of the girliest things I have ever seen or heard in my life and I have sisters… And neither of them have ever asked someone to defend their honor" Legolas looked like he was either going to laugh or burst into tears. "It must be the dresses… Lord Elrond we can not carry on like this…"

"THOSE SPIDERS WERE NOT TRYING TO GET ME PREGNANT!"

The last line has got to be the best ones. Poor poor Legolas.

I remember when I first read this a couple years ago. I laughed so hard reading it and I still do. :D

Awwwww! Poor Leggy!

Oh my gosh! Poor Legolas and Aragorn! I must keep reading!

This story...*wheezes* almost made cry it was so funny!

It got so hard to breathe when I was reading the last bit of this chapter I had to go outside into he air!

"My butt doesn't!" "Arwen this, Arwen that! What about OUR Relationship?"

This is an awesome story!

OMFG im in DETENTION right now and im trying so hard not to LAUGH OUT LOUD! XD hahahahahahaha! i love this! you did a wonderful peice of work here!

LOL 'I will tell Arwen you said you were dating me' I loved that LOLs Cant wait for more like this.

-Martiny

Heh, this gave me a good laugh. And the mental images of the (poor) guys in dresses makes me smile :P

Sorry on this extremely overdue review.

Your story is absolutely hilarious.

When I first read it I nearly choked on my drink because I was laughing so hard.

Again, sorry for the very late review.

-The Winter Dragon-

OMG! I HEART THIS CHAPTER! Sory got a little carried away with the caps lock...heha...er..so yes it was even funnier than you told me it would be since I got to read it all in sequince! I don't think I spelled that right...oh well! Lurv ya Mango!

I LURVEED IT!Awesomely hilarious! Mango you did an awesome job!Sorry this is my first time reading it!)Lots o love!

HAHAHHAA this was hilarious! i love it! so funny and the plot was...was...brilliant!