Hey everyone! I'm AllHailTheGeek, an ultra-nerdy redhead with two favorite hats (one of which says Jedi In Training) and a bad case of subclinical neurosis (a.k.a. insanity)! I like macaroni and cheese, my own overactive imagination, and being in very small sailboats. I do not like being teased for my Star Wars obsession, peanut butter, or people writing my favorite charries OOC. I am a self-proclaimed geek (obviously), a quick study, and a poor excuse for a novelist. I am not a Jedi (gosh dang it!), a very good Dungeon Master, or mature in any way. So welcome to my posh and illogical Train of Thought, which occasionally makes its own tracks, teleports, or explodes in a puff of green smoke, only to turn up hours later on Coruscant or in my bedroom. Offering service to Hogwarts Castle, Theed City, the HMS Indefatigable, Origin, Neverwinter in the Forgotten Realms, The School for Good and Evil, and many other pleasant(?) destinations! Now serving nerf steaks and Butterbeer in the dining car!

Credit for my adorable Leia cover art goes to my sister, who can be found on DeviantART as RedPuff!

HOLONET NEWS: UPDATES ON CURRENTLY IN-PROGRESS STORIES

Sorrysorrysorry I haven't updated my profile in AGES! Star Tours Ship Number B-68 and A Day in the Life of Mon Mothma are on hiatus, hopefully not indefinitely; I regret to inform you that Earth to Leia, the planned Ahsoka series, and further Peeks have been discontinued. Earth to Leia sucks, so I may take it off at some point. Trials is pending a rewrite, due to the fact that practically everybody is OOC, and will not see the final chapter until said rewrite is complete (though I do have the final chapter planned!). I'm coming up on the school year, when my time to write drops to just about nil; yeah, I'm one of those authors who comes out with far too short chapters far too seldom. Hang in there, folks...

IMPERIAL CITIZEN INFORMATION PAMPHLET #32-48539-B: WHAT MY STORY RATINGS MEAN

Stories rated K may contain a minimum of fantasy swearwords. They do NOT contain any real swearwords, violence, or adult themes WHATSOEVER.

Stories rated K-plus may contain fantasy swearwords, a minimum of real ones, and/or minor violence with little or no actual injury. They do NOT contain any major violence or adult themes.

Stories rated T may contain swearwords (both fantasy and real), some violence, and/or implied adult themes. They do NOT contain excessively gory violence or explicit adult themes. I will note the reason for a T rating in the summary of the story.

Stories rated M may contain excessive real-life swearwords, major violence, or explicit adult themes. I DO NOT WRITE M-RATED STORIES. PERIOD.

REPUBLIC SENATE BILL #1847: GUIDELINES FOR REVIEWING MY STORIES

1. Any review is better than no review at all.

2. Helpful reviews are better than general praise (though I'm not saying general praise won't be appreciated), and will result in replies.

3. Constructive criticism is hereby allowed, as long as the problem is a valid one. It will result in replies and some effort to fix the problem in later chapters. In extreme cases (i.e. glaring continuity issue), revision may be deemed necessary.

4. Anything is better than flames. Flames will result in blockage. You have been warned.

JEDI TEMPLE ARCHIVES: COLLECTION OF RANDOM COPIED/PASTED STUFF

"The world of Star Wars belongs to the god known as George Lucas. I only live in the world, I don't own it." -Zoey Skywalker 11

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...

... you've memorized the Jedi code. (Any one of them) All five. Plus the Sith code.

... you plan on purchasing the new Force Trainer toy this fall. The what?

... you know that they are making a Force Trainer toy coming out this fall. No, I didn't, but I'm not particularly interested. Mainly because my sister has enough teasing material already.

... you read lists such as this one. XD

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.' Uh, no because that would be even weirder than is usual for me, but I'm not saying these words haven't come up in make-believe games...

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area. Was that-? Nope, just a squirrel, kriff it.

... you address your teachers as "Master." I don't do karate, so no.

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. I think we're all guilty of this at some point.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you. Nope, not a Force user, sadly.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors. Maaaaaybe...

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally. Probably at some point. How would I know?

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue. I only just recently learned that bantha milk is blue, so no.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh. My goal: become literate in Aurebesh by the end of the summer!!

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.' Only under my breath.

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky. Sidewalk-chalk Tatooine landscape a few weeks ago. Check.

... you understand any of this. Understand it? Well, of course I understand it! I knew I was obsessed with Star Wars long before I knew this list existed!

You know that you're an Ahsoka fan if:

-you hold EVERYTHING backwards. (I hold my pen in the reverse grip when I'm not copying notes in class) Uh...guilty as charged. Including imaginary lightsabers. *blushes*

- you put markings on with sunblock (admit it Ahsoka fans, you've been there!) I tried once, it didn't really work...but there will be plenty of sunblock opportunity in the near future, so stay tuned!

-you wish you had montrals (Echolocation would be awesome! Blindfolds couldn't stop me, then!) No duh. Montrals are awesome.

-Green and yellow became the coolest colours ever when you found out that they are the colour of Ahsoka's lightsabers. I've always liked green anyway.

-you cried when Ahsoka died on Mortis and then did a victory dance when she came back. I'm watching The Clone Wars in order, haven't gotten there yet...

-Togruta are your fav species (admit it-they ROCK) Okay fine, I admit it. Togruta do rock.

-copied from AhsokaTano11's profile, with commentary by me

Stuff I've Written:

Peek: Hear Me: "Luke. He's there. In Cloud City. In the very jaws of Vader's trap. How the devil could I have forgotten?" Luke's first attempt at a Force bond, as told by its recipient, Princess Leia. One-shot, Leia POV.

Stuff I'm Writing:

A Day in the Life of Mon Mothma: Life isn't easy when you're the leader of the Rebel Alliance. From military breakfast to prank wars, from X-wing malfunctions to embargoes on tea, Mon Mothma has to deal with everything- yes, even the kitchen sink.

Kriff!: A collection of drabble-type things chronicling the use of this not-so-clean word by our favorite characters. Jedi Knights aren't exactly supposed to swear, but sometimes, they just can't help it... Rated T for language, obviously.

Rain: Somehow, rain became a thing to remember, to cherish, to attach all sorts of meaning to. From the preplanned downpours of Coruscant to the lack thereof on Tatooine, our favorite characters turn their faces to the sky (or away from it)– because whether it brings pleasure or pain, memories or hope for the future, rain comes no matter what.

Star Tours Ship Number B-68: It started as an innocent vacation, and ended up as something very, very different. Twenty-four beings and two droids - one Imperial official, one panicked protocol droid, one Rebel spy - all crashed on Naboo with very little idea of how to get off it again. As can be imagined, things get crazy fast.

Trials: Majorly AU! Ahsoka, who returned to the Jedi with Barriss after the ban on attachment was repealed, is there to cheer her on as Barriss becomes a Jedi Knight. However, there ends up being a second part to the ceremony that neither girl saw coming...Fluffy, Ahsoka-centric.

Peek: All But Dead: "'Then my father is truly dead...' Except that he is not. Against all odds, my greatest failing lives." The final scenes of Return of the Jedi, as told by Vader/Anakin. One-shot.

Escapades: A collection of one-shots chronicling Ahsoka's childhood at the Jedi Temple. She was a troublemaker on Shili, and coming to Coruscant sure as Force isn't going to change that...Rated T for quite a few injuries and a fish down a Jedi Master's pants.

Rites of Passage: Trials AU! The Council, and Shaak Ti in particular, conspire to send Ahsoka home for a traditional coming-of-age ceremony on Shili, that's also kinda maybe sorta part of her Trials of Knighthood. By popular demand; on the cusp of a T rating.

Stuff I Plan to Write:

The Uncommons: "A Rodian child prodigy, a transgender Mando'ad, and an ex-stormtrooper with just a hint of Force? I could hardly believe such a team existed when I heard about them, let alone that they were offering the Rebels their services!" -Mon Mothma

Fallen Knights: In which Satine lives, Grievous dies much sooner than planned, and the Jedi make a terrible, terrible mistake. The Republic's judicial system is not the only thing broken. An AU where there are no happy endings. Rated T for violence and other dark stuff.

Fallen Angels: In which reunions abound, Mandalore finds itself entrenched in civil war (again), and the Republic is an exercise in futility. The Jedi might be done with them, but the Force most certainly is not. AU. Rated T for the same reasons as its prequel, Fallen Knights.

Fallen Republic: In which the balance of the Force shifts, parenting becomes very difficult, and allegiances are the least steady thing around. The moment of truth is coming, whether or not they actually cause it. AU. The final installment of the Fallen series, rated T for the same reasons as the first two.