Yes, Zatanna Carrile is my actual name. NOT KIDDING!

Love Chalant, Young Justice and ANYTHING with DC or Marvel Superheroes!

Weirdly obsessed with writing stories and reading them. Also listening to music.

I have some weird addictions, like mine to Young Justice and how i cry whenever i watch the final episode. Also my weird addiction to lemonade. Not even joking.

Robin and Zatanna stood on a balcony alone. Zatanna began asking because she felt she had to know

"Robin, do I ever cross your mind?"

"No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose -- Me or your life."

"My life."

Zatanna, feeling like she wants to cry, begins to run off when suddenly Robin's hand grabbed her wrist. She turns to tell him to let go but then he smirked and spoke

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

Zatanna's eyes widened at this statement and as Robin wraps his arms around her and continues speaking

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Zatanna starts to grin as she returns the embrace crying from happiness.

Am i the only one who cried a little just then?

You Say:

-Take care!
-LOL (Laugh Out Loud).
-I love a man.
-It’s a bird!
-OMG (Oh My Gosh).
-Cool.
-Awesome.
-Geeks.
-Obsessed.
-Weird.

We Say:

-Stay Whelmed!
-LLR (Laugh Like Robin) or COL (cackle out loud)
-I love a clone.
-It’s Robin!
-OMC (Oh My Cheshire)
-Crash
-Asterous
-Wallys
-Loving
-Young Justicers

Dear bullies,
See that little boy that you call small and ugly? He has a 5% chance of living because he was a premature baby. (6 months)
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of because of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.

Bullies, think before you say or act, because you have no idea what is going on in someones life.

Repost this on your profile if your against bullying!

33 Things to do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

I'm so sorry to the people who just read that in class. i can't stop laughing right now.

fyuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.

(P.S. Wirtnig lkie tihs is fun!)

Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to creep people out for the heck of it, copy this onto your profile.

If there have been times when you just eat chocolate because you can, copy this onto your profile.

18 thing to do in walmart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu! I choose you!"

17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile.

18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up optional: laugh at them after

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Just shows how stupid some people are. The company has to put that there to stop lawsuits)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We eat food?!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation)

On T-Rat (Military food): "It's not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only." (guess that proves the use of androids in the military)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts." (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a Japanese soft dink: "For even more delicous this drink, chill before drinking. (Ummmmmmm...)

On a motorized scooter box: "Warning: This vehicle moves." (I think it's called a MOTORIZED SCOOTER for a reason.)

Komatsu Floodlight "This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (Why did I buy it again?)

Earplugs "These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control "Not dishwasher safe." (Really? Great! That's the last time I try cleaning it!)

Road sign "Caution: water on road during rain." (Gasp!)

Dog food "new and improved tasting" (who tests it?)

Hair coloring "Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Okay, who's the idiot who tried that?)

Liquid plummer "Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages." (ohhh beverages big word)

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter "safe to use around pets" (Are you sure?)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You know you're a superhero book nerd when...

1) You say holy _ Batman!

2) when something dramatic happens you ask a series of questions then end it by saying "Find out next time. same bat time. same bat channel"

3) When your about to jump over the wall thingy in gym class you scream "na na na na na na BATMAN!!"

4) when you relate something happening in your life to issue number _

5)When girls fawn over a popular boy and you look at him saying "please. he's no Robin." (who by the way are all male models in disguise)

6) When you wear a shirt stating "Booster Gold fan club" every day.

7) When you sign a secret santa present "From your friendly neirborhood spiderman"

8) when you wear a Captain Marvel, and you spaz at anyone calling him The Flash or Shazzam.

9) when your home alone you practice your super hero voice figuring that there must be something better then the christian bale voice to use as a hero.

10) Laugh at those who call you a comic book weirdo and say "on an alternate world you'd be my best friend."

11) look at your teacher and then look at a picture of Slade. then make all the possible coinsidences that could connect him with slade. once you figure out that this guy is way too close to being slade jump to conclusions and figure that Slade took a teacher form to blend in with our world on a plot to world dominaion including making his students lives impossible.

If you are any of these 11 things, copy and past this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Calls your parents "Mrs." and "Mr." BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKIN' AWESOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will lookat you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! Don't waste good alchohol!

FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive BEST FRIEND: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away

FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me BEST FRIEND: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIEND: Asks me for my number BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIEND: Are 4 Ever

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

I ran with scissors, and lived!

A day without sunshine is like...Night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em... you're screwed

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"

I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

--I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and says, "What the fuck, bitch, get the hell outta my way!" =p

--Boys are like trees-- they take fifty years to grow up.

--STFU!! You are NOT bringing sexy back!!

--My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

--Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (oh burn)

--Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

--Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

--I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.

--Being mature is overrated.

--Being weird is like being normal, only better.

--I see regular people!

--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

--I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

--Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

--Smile... it confuses people.

--Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

--I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.

--Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

--Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

--I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

--I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

--One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

--They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

--I don't obsess, I think intensely.

--Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

--Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

--When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

--My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

--We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

--Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me in the face.

--Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

--Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

--An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

--You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

--Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"

Keep staring I might do a trick.

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT RICHARD GRAYSON!

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11141523125475 = 96 But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2211212198920 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1191911919199147 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on (I totally fell for this)

How most conversations with me go:

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."

"So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

43) I may not have a private army.

44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

46) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

54) - Especially not all of them at once.

55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

108) Even if he is.

109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do.

115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.

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AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

I am a Leo!

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts"- Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena

"Behold! The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"- Percy Jackson, The Mark of Athena

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandmother, by Grandma. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandmother, GRAMIE!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days. BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house. BEST FRIENDS: Are getting fined by the police with you.

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline. BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you.

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover. BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders.

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff. BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME IT" while snaching it out of your hands.

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour. BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two-in-the-freaking-morning!

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will fight off the monster attacking you. BEST FRIENDS: Will try to trip you as you both run screaming from it.

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch. BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they tripped you.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: Will think you're weird for having a crush on Robin. BEST FRIENDS: Will be fighting with you over him.

Where is my best friend who fights over Robin with me?

You Say:

-Take care! -LOL (Laugh Out Loud). -I love a man. -It’s a bird! -OMG (Oh My Gosh). -Cool. -Awesome. -Geeks. -Obsessed. -Weird.

We Say:

-Stay Whelmed! -LLR (Laugh Like Robin) or COL (cackle out loud) -I love a clone. -It’s Robin! -OMC (Oh My Cheshire) -Crash -Asterous -Wallys -Loving -Young Justicers

COPY AND PASTE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! (originally from Danni-Phantom13.)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you basically are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I will go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
Ihave my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist

How to know that you're Crazy:

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

All the underlined stuff is crazy things I've done! :3

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite..

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx!

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day. You know what you would do if you were Percy. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.) You call up the Camp Half Blood number. You want to learn Latin. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have. You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed. You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis. You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes. When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name. You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead. You try to summon lightning. You try to breathe underwater. (which did not end well...)You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things. YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a scar on my hip where i was cut by a knife. Accident in the kitchen. Don't dance with knives!

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? nup.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Rock, pop, rap, funky stuff, lyrical/contemporary – yes it exists – and basically anything upbeat with good lyrics.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No clue, think it was close to midnight.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To play Zatanna in live action Young Justice. All you casting people email me!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? I miss my friend Caillin who moved away at the start of the month (January 2014)

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My books, my phone, my computer and my pointe shoes.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? About 1.73 metres

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? nup

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nup, I love the dark better than light. {Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies!!}

i12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I don't cry...period.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Wonderstuck Enchanted by Taylor Swift

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Black hair blue eyed guys!!!! or Red heads with bright green eyes, who are tall. Them guys are cuties!

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? This is implying someone would want to marry me.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE!!!!!!!!!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Meat, meat meat

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Watermelon or a smoothie.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Ummmm, probably my baby bracelet, or my teddy. And yes, i still sleep with her, cause she's awesome.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Robin. Anyone else want to kiss Dick Grayson?

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? nup. But i do have hyper-flexibility in my knees

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Lorna Jane or Hot Option

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yep. 9 of them

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? 4 Cats, 2 dogs, and 3 rabbits. My mums a crazy cat lady.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I figure that falling in love isn’t really a choice. If I fell in love with someone, them leaving anytime soon would probably be irrelevant.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Telling the truth.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: "a number from one to a hundred." I like the number 16.

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? dunno. Black’s my fav hair colour, but my hair is a dark brunette. Want to dye it darker but the rent's won't let me. :(

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Probably my cousin, but now she's being a twat and i don't want to talk to her

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People being daft/thick-headedness

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I’ve never been to the USA!!! I live in AUSTRALIA!!! . . . under a rock!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Caring too much and being too loyal

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Ricky Lee

37. FIRST JOB? four hours at a hair salon, got $25 for it.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yeah, at one of my sleep overs, me and my friends used one of their mobiles, but we forgot to block the number so one person actually called us back!

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading a profile

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? yes i have had about eight surgeries. nothing major though.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair, my eyes, my smile, my brain,and my writing!

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nup

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I have a wish-list somewhere . . . mostly books, games, movies and music.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? None at the moment.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, after one of the Bronte sisters

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yep, not that it works, but its fun so I do it anyway.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? natural organic. Weird question.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I think my neat version is cool, but when I write quickly – i.e. when I’m writing a story – it’s unreadable . . . though it still looks coolish. I’m ambidextrous, but I use my left hand less; it is easier to read, but looks less awesome.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Tuna or chicken

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Fingernail biting, not sitting still, not concentrating.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don’t have a shelf: I have a rack, and I like my CDs.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yep. We'd be besties and probably drive each other up the wall.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? sometimes. I mean, sometimes i care how i look. I'll be friends with someone no matter what they look like. But if they stink, well we'll have a problem.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Generally, i ignore it and at night aggressively workout or go around beating things up and throwing them. Picture Sue from Glee after seeing the principle

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? In my own little world.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My bike and scooter.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 15? 20? i don't something like that.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Duh! I loved that dinasour!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Duh. I'm a female!!!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed taters!

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I like guys who I feel comfortable around. Someone who can make me laugh and i feel happy with. But can also shout back at me and handle my shit without backing down. Someone who can fight back (verbally)

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Zee, Cee

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I like lots of random music

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Young Justice, Teen Titans, Castle, Spongebob Squarepants and anything mystery, Batman stuff.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? I don’t think we do them in Australia . . . I get high scores in everything though, I’m a straight A student.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? cookies and cream or chocolate cookie dough

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? I think so . . . let me check. yep i have them all. theres meant to be twelve right?

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 minutes ago. Squats baby!

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Number 64 was the question about Mac & Cheese and Mashed potatoes. 2 was missing though.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? fast

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? yep

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water. . . I think

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My twat of a cousin

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Eyes, hair, build, clothes, smile and then their personality. That’s how it goes with anyone.

80. LEAST-FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Whats that even mean?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Myself, or the people who piss me off

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? August or April

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Zodiac is a cool word. Zodiac. Zo-di-ac . . . Leo, cause i'm a leo, my dog's name is leo. Let's all be leo's!

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? really dark brown

86. EYE COLOR? A rich brown last i checked, but it could be chocolate brown, or reddish brown or golden brown, my eye colours can change.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Subway

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? YEP!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Young Justice

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Either Christmas or my birthday.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano, Guitar, recorder, keyboard, xylophone, anything that uses the piano layout. And I sing.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Australian

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Nail polish, royal blue.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Hot Wheels.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? about a dozen. thats just today. Ask again tomorrow and the number would have changed.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Haven’t dated, not dating, don’t intend on dating. Don’t know any guys worth dating and I don’t see the point in dating. Seriously? What is the point of having a boyfriend? No-one has given me a legitimate answer so far.

Don't know who came up with those questions but okay. I answered them.

Why I love each character in Young Justice:

Miss Martian: I MEAN COME ON SHES A FUDGEING MARTIAN! She can be sweet kind and pretty and perfect and then in battle she is a totally Bad ass she could kick your but in 5 seconds flay (Except if your on fire then she would just throw stuff at you) her and superboy are perfect for each other those two are SUPERMARTIAN! She protects the team like its her actually her family and I find it cute how she was scared to show the team who she was really and then they all except her I mean come on that's cute! Not to mention how hard she tries to fit in by watching sitcoms, and cooking all the time. Her kindness really makes her perfect for the team.

Artemis: OMG SHE IS QUEEN OF SASSYNESS! She saved Wally's life and she is harsh to Robin and Kid flash but she protects everyone and she would give her life for the team, its just like awh! She saved all there lifes and then when she gets killed in the simulation, Wally is just like ARTEMIS! I like how when she joined she was so insecure about herself but then they all excepted her for who she is and she was scared to find out there opinions, especially Wally's. I love how even though she was being pressured into being a bad guy, she fought against her own family to go and save the world from the Light! Talk about hardcore and emotionally stable!

Zatanna : I WANNA BE LIKE HER! She rocks! She is pretty awesome and I'm just saying I'm jealous of her. She can speak backwards and use Magic the whole team like her no one thought she was the mole or anything. And also she KISSES ROBIN (*Le Dies*) She always has cool outfits and I thought her story was sad of how she lost her dad while the team was there. She flirts and she has spent to much time with Artemis because she gets SAZZY! Not to mention how strong she is! She doesn't have a mum, and then her dad puts on the helmet and he's gone. She has no one, but instead of locking herself away, she goes and kicks bad guys ass and makes the hottest guy around fall in love with her.

Rocket: SHE IS A FREAKIN GENIUS! She created her belt to have powers. She has awesome hair (Like my sister) I like her outfit and she kisses Kaldur on the cheek I would pay millions to kiss his cheek. She joined the league quicker than any of the others did (Besides Red arrow) She has a awesome voice I mean come on that Is pretty cool. Not to mention how many earrings she has in when she's out kicking bad guy ass! I mean, no other hero has earrings, but Rocket? She has five on each ear! She's one tough chick, but yet, she is one of the kindest people around!

Superboy: BOY OF STEAL YOU CAN SWEEP ME OF MY FEET ANYDAY! He is just gorgeous. Him and Kaldur should be Best friends they would get on so well. He is practically the second strongest person on earth after Superman. I like how he shows no emotion towards people but with Megan he can be a total sweetheart. He protects his team and i'm sure if someone threatened them he would be there in mere seconds to destroy them. he also gets all the big fights (and the ugly ones) he is smart and I bet when no one is looking and there doing there own things he would do a small smile like to say this is my new family.

Aqualad: Sweetest Guy EVER! I know some losers out there don't like him and if you said that to me I would properly find you and destroy you. He is so cute he is trustworthy, smart, sweet, hot (Even with gills and webbed hands and feet) and he respects everyone and everything. He nearly stepped down being leader because his team were being stubborn. I mean he did it to protect his team and he nearly stepped down because of that. He treats everyone equally (Except the bad guys) and if bad guys said tell us information about your team and the justice league or we will kill you. He would go for death because he wouldn't betray his team. He is just amazing

Red arrow: IF I SAW HIM I WOULD GO INTO A COMA! He is awesome he dates a bad guy and has a child with them. He is hot, smart (Not when he says no to the team) epic (Even as a clone he is amazing) and did I mention Hot. he practically never misses and he did better on his own. he saved a women from the league of shadows I mean you can't say that every day and when he was in trouble he called his best friend (Kaldur) to help him. He is also like Kid flash's and Robin's brother he protects them and he cares for them so he is just awesome. Even when he's acting like a twat, he's still looking after everyone.

Kid Flash: HE MAKES MY HEART GO FASTER! Hes funny, smart with science, ginger and beautiful. I love his eyes they are like emeralds and I love his hair and how he and Robin argue one minute then be Best friends the the next. I love his little comments like when they were in pods and he said to superboy "Are you here to help us or fry us?" He is the type of person you would want as a best friend someone, when you cry they make you smile. I love how big his heart is. Saving a little girl, on his birthday. Or when you are in love with him you look into his crystal green eyes and then he would pick you up and kiss you. I like how he flirts with Megan and avoids Artemis and he obviously knows that's his Spitfire. oh and I just want to say I AM THE CAPTIAN OF THE SPITFIRE SHIP!!!!

Robin: THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! I could go on all day about Robin I really could I mean his baby blue eyes make your heart flutter or how his raven hair gets in front of his eyes or his cackle that could make shivers go down peoples backs but it makes me smile. I love his fighting techniques and how he would do anything for the people he loves. I love the new words he made up and how he has the saddest story of them all but he keeps on smiling. He is the centre of life to the people around him and he makes people smile and when he's sad he can't make himself smile. All these little things make me love Robin and If he was real I would really want to get to know him and for him to love me the way i love him now! Did i mention i want to lick his abs? Cause i do! I love you Richard "Dick" Grayson!

Young justice: They're just this family that saves others and themselves. They have each others backs. They're kickass and so much fun. Who wouldn't love these people?

I, Robin's Girlfriend, Zatanna Carrile Promise,

To remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, somebody who's hacking something or when I go at the circus.

To remember Megan every time I eat cookies or when I watch some lame sitcom.

To remember Wally every time I see a ginger and every time a guy uses some lame pick-up lines on me and every time I eat too much and someone eats my food.

To remember Kaldur every time I go to the beach, every time a friend is in charge.

To remember Superboy every time I see somebody destroying his T-shirt.

To remember Artemis every time I annoy a ginger, every time I act like a spitfire, or when I watch a movie about a ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.

To remember Zatanna every time I hear something spoken backwards.

To remember Roy every time somebody doesn't trust me.

To remember Rocket every time I do science.

To remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me.

Which Robin are you most like?

Dick Grayson (1st Robin)

[x ] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves

[x] You are flexible

[x] You love the circus

[x] You have lost someone precious to you in death

[x ] You are caring and kind

[x] You are very intelligent

[ ] You're first language was not English

] You live with one parent/guardian

[x] You say “Holy _” a lot

[x] You have your own catchphrase.

[x] You are a leader

] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends

[x] You have quit a team before

[x] You have made a name for yourself

[ x] You are a very positive person.

] You have blue eyes

[x] You have black hair

TOTAL: 12

Jason Todd (2nd Robin)

[ ] You are male

[ ] You own a gun

[x] You have failed at something

[x] You have had a near-death experience (I've had two!)

[x] You are headstrong and moody

[x] You make rash decisions

[x] You have inner turmoil no one understands

[x] You have a grudge against someone

[x] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty

[ ] You are out for revenge

[x] You prefer to work alone

] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have red hair

TOTAL: 8

Tim Drake (3rd Robin)

[ ] You are male

[ ] You come from a wealthy family

[x] You idolize someone

[x] You have lost someone close to you in death

] You think things through

[x] You are intelligent and quick to think

[x] You are good a figuring out puzzles

[x] You are a leader

[x] You get good grades

[ ] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot

[x] You lose your temper easily sometimes

[x] You are somewhat anti-social

[x] You prefer not to show your emotions

[x] You don't like to show off

] Your favorite color is red

] You have blue eyes

[x] You have black hair

TOTAL: 11

Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)

[x] You are female

[x] You don’t get along with your father

[ ] You father has been in jail

[x] You are impulsive

] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.)

[X] You always feel you have something to prove

[ ] You have had a child

[x] You change your appearance often

[x] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls

[x] You have seriously thought about faking your own death

] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have blond hair

TOTAL: 7

Damian Wayne (5th Robin)

[ ] You are male

[ ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line

] You are short

[x] You are mature for your age

[x] You are always angry easily annoyed

[x] You fight a lot, whether verbaly or physically

] Your parents are/have been divorced

[x] You curse a lot

[ ] You live with only your father

[x] You like cats

[x] You have your own catchphrase

] You have blue eyes

[x] You have black hair

TOTAL: 7

I am like the first Robin, Dick Grayson! Yay, I love that guy soooooo much!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to Middle School football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 18/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance/ballet.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 16/25

I am more boy-ish than girl-ish. Who knew?

I promise to think about Robin when I see someone do something techy or cackles.

I promise to think about Zatanna when I hear someone say things backwards or when i'm up to no good.

I promise to think of the ship Chalant when I see a couple who flirts a lot.

I promise to think about Wally when I see someone scarf down lots of food and do or say something silly.

I promise to think about Artemis when I see a long pony tale braid or when I see a movie about a ninja dad making his ninja daughter kill her ninja boyfriend because he's from a rival ninja clan.

I promise to think of the ship Spitfire when I see a couple fight when they really do like each other in the inside, but they just don't have the right words to say it.

I promise to think of Superboy when the static goes on, on the T.V. or when I hear something about a movie about clones or when i have a rampage of anger.

I promise to think of M'gann when I see someone really peppy and when someone just made cookies.

I promise to think of the ship SuperMartian when I see a couple who kisses a lot.

I promise to think of Kaldur when I see someone who is a good swimmer or who talks all sophisticated.

I promise to think of Raquel when I hear someone say, "I got it!" or when i see a hard to the bones girl who cares about people.

I promise to think of the ship AquaRocket when I see a girl kiss a boy on the cheek.

And I promise, if I ever see all of this stuff happening in the same day then I will cry from fangirling!

Sincerely,

Zatanna Carrile

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "NO NOT THE FLUFFY ONES!!!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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