Hello and welcome aboard The She-Celt, worthy passengers. Please don't bother to don your life jackets, for your captain is a die-hard fangirl and a hopeless romantic and she is going down with her ships: if you stay, you're coming too.

The pact between the reader and the writer is a tenuous one, and I hereby make a pledge that you who read my pieces deserve, as hardcore shippers: I will never, ever, ever kill off one half of a pairing, ever. I want to give them happy endings, and I refuse to kill them. I will give you happy endings, this I promise. If you read my stories, then I shall be honored to return the favor; if you comment, I shall respond; if you're on Tumblr, I'm the She-Celt, and I will post updates, questions and answers about my stories.

BE WARNED: If you have come here merely to spread vitriol and ugliness, there's the x-button. If you insult my fandom or my friends, I shall make your life a living hell, and then toss you mercilessly to the sharks. Save yourself the pain and kindly fuck off now. Much obliged.

Everyone happy? Good! Then cast off!

I love both canon and AU, all time periods and situations, smut, romance, drama, basically anything you can possibly imagine. I have a slew of long projects planned, but I will also add one-shots and pure smut, just for kicks. Leave me prompts and suggestions, and I'll get down to them as quickly as possible. I will do my utmost to update as often as the busy life of a student allows--again, if you're on Tumblr, I'll probably post something every day.

Okay, enough of playing policewoman. Please enjoy, and know that each piece is written with love, care, and attention.