Guess what this profile is under construction, baby

Quick note: The reason this is so big is because of all the copy and pastings, so if you're in need of some profile decorations:

Quick note (from now two three years ago): It is now obviously 2016. I haven't been on this since 2013. For too many reasons to count I haven't been able to write on this, but moral of the story: I'm back, and still kicking. Life's good. I don't like cheese.

Hi, I'm Vamp, and I'd like it if you used they/them pronouns thanks. So, for many years, the profile format I had was pretty heckin cringy and I've finally decided to change it, yay~! The only issue is that I can't think of what else to put here oops lmao

So here: I draw, I write, and I'm a musician. I've been playing violin for eight years, piano for one, and I've been composing for one. I speak French, sort of. I'm not fluent, but competent, so send me something in French and we'll see how it plays out~

Lately, fanfiction is not the only thing that I'm spending my time on. I draw an awful lot (mostly original stuff oops again), so if you want to see an art blog almost as woefully unupdated as my fics, then my tumblr is futuristicvampire798 and the main thing I'm working on right now is an illustrated novel that I've posted about exactly once. You can go ahead and read that if you want a paragraph of information nobody asked for in a fashion as unorganized as this profile~

Also, lately, since I mentioned them, my musical compositions have been sparse, and none are currently open to the public. My original writings are also not available although they are not sparse.

I also have an account on that fictionpress site that's like this one but for original works, and that's the place to be if you like my humor stories and cringy poetry from my childhood~

Information about my stories-

The Demon's Cry - Barely ever updated anymore, only when the inspiration randomly strikes me to update. By the time you read this, you'll probably have to wait three months for the next chapter. However, it is my main reason for still having this account and has been for a while.

Battalia - Oh yea this one's nice, bois. I'm a slow writer sometimes but I don't see myself abandoning this at all (spoiler alert: somewhat abandoned after I started watching Fate instead of AnE).

100 Percent - This one really took a kick to the balls because I had edited and half-rewritten the existing four chapters and was almost done with the fifth chapter and then my computer got fucked. So I don't see myself working on it anytime soon.

A Hunter Is Like A Raven - Deleted that shit was weird

Classical Music Challenge - Meh, deleted

The Phoenix Arisen - Deleted - honestly does anyone even watch that show anymore i know im only tuning into the last season cuz that demon is hilarious oh no he's dead now well fuck

A Hawk's Revenge -oh fuck i forgot that i'm supposed to be working on that oops

The Second Self - That was supposed to be a oneshot but i keep coming back to it and wanting to do more but cant really think of anything to add

The Wicked End - Also deleted

Random Pendragon Stuff - Lmao

TURTLES WHERE TURTLES SHOULD NOT BE - ssh we don't talk about that one

Shameless Advertising~

I have a Discord server run by me and Lady Zel of Gehenna. It's open to everyone and everyone is welcome (pls just be cool). It's a server made for art specifically, but we taken everyone in just to chat and mess around with the bot. And when I say it's for artists, I don't mean like super professional artists I mean, I haven't taken an art class since it was required in eighth grade and I'm the one who made it XD
So if you're interested in that, my discord is FuturisticVampire#5012. DM me about it and I'll send you an invite :) Or if you're just looking to chat about everyday life, I love meeting new people~!

I'm on Tumblr as futuristicvampire798 (Just A Depressed Loner). For now, it's the main place I'm posting my art (besides my discord server), so go there for kind of okay ocs and other works of a poor starving artist~

You can find my twitter as FuturisticVampire but I only have one post and that's the way I like it

Fun Copy and Pastings:

Stereotypes bold the ones that apply (I tried my best to get rid of all the repeated ones because it takes up enough space as it is):

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid slut.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one."

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas (dude who just sits there and says "i hate llamas" llamas are fuckin dope i love llamas).

I am a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.

I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up.

I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish.

I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I chose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch (I like to speak my mind about poisitive things).

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude (oof why you gotta call me out like this bruh).

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion (fuck conservatives).

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I'M NOT A PERSON I AM A G O D).

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (heh).

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nut.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I sometimes can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (I do this though).

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems (I fickin am doh).

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (I am one).

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone (I will).

I'm a WOMAN, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I am an HONORS STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD (yeet).

I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut.

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist (kek).

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social (in certain circles wait havent i done this one already).

I can play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE (Kid, I just don't have money).

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY (what an odd statement. but yes).

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude (see: turtles).

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no SYMPATHY (I really don't like horror movies).

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

I play POKER, so I MUST be one of those CRAZY GAMBLERS WHEN I GET OLDER (fun fact about me, at around eleven years old I was obsessed with being the best at poker, got really good at it, and my one goal in life was to be a master card shark).

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I WRITE/READ ABOUT VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a Twilight fan (kek ew).

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a TEENAGE POET, so I MUST be depressed (I am).

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs (not sure if we're thinking the same thing but yes).

I'm a YOUNG ARTIST, so I MUST think the world hates me

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth (I amx2).

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I LOOK ASIAN, so I MUST be Chinese.

I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay (lmao what).

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST think I'm a vampire (Omg, did you guys see that South Park episode? XD).

I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.

I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up (I mean... nintendo club).

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.

I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I HAVE NO MYSPACE so I MUST have no friends (Is MySpace even a thing anymore?).

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST think I'm "all that."

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat (wow imagine eating in 2019).

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star" (not me, I can't fucking sing XD).

I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I TRY so I MUST be an overachiever (I am x3).

I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a geek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I DISAGREE with my government sometimes literally always so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

The Stupid Test:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (joke's on you; I never had any stair rails)

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (I don't like to talk about it...)

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (Why in hell would I ever eat a tomato)

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (i did this one on purpose does it count?)

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (Damn, living a dangerous life, are we?)

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (yeah that was pretty awkward)

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (pants actually but yea)

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to take/make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Gotten up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (literally the story of my life)

60. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

62. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

69. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

70. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. Ran into a door jam

73. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. Have purposely licked playground sand (Once when i was a strange middle schooler, I decided to prove I didn't care that I was sitting on the floor of the locker room so I put my hand on it then licked my hand just to show how weird I was I guess. Dark times)

76. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk/high when you weren't

78. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

79. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

80. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

83. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

85. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

86. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (?)

87. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

89. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

90. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs (Pfff)

96. You have spelled your own name wrong before

97. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling (I don't think that's something dumb to do...)

98. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class (usually just used it to shout DEUS VULT at people in ninth grade algebra. Dark times)

99. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

100. You realized that it as easier to count the sections that were not in bold to calculate your final score on this test

Final Score: 73/100...Oh.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats (Like hell)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV (does AEW count).
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (I got these fuzzy overwatch socks for christmas, 10/10 would recommend).

Total: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner (it looks punk as fuck, bro).

You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport (Don't do it myself, but-).
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry (if it's edgy enough).
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars (the most recent ones suck but ewan mcgregor my guy).
You were/are in gymnastics/dance (Yeah, in 2007, does that count?)
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid (I used to have them go on adventures that usually ended with certain death).
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 9
RESULT: More boy than girl.

QUESTIONNAIRE

1) Are you in a relationship with someone?

Oh haha nope.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

I am a spiteful soul.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

5, if you count my father's houses which I do and if these houses include apartments. If not, then just the two houses he had/has.

4) Favorite candy bar?

Those 86% cocoa chocolate bars (don't hate).

5) Favorite shoes?

My sneaks.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

7) Least favorite school subject?

Chemistry, the only subject I've ever had trouble passing. Wait no, I answered this before I took trig. Fuck trig too.

8) Favorite school subject?

European History or Music or English.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

I'd rather die thanks

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

HAHAHAHAyes.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Yao- I mean, sfw anime for sure

12) Favorite genre of music?

Folk punk, Steampunk, prog metal also power metal because Powerwolf are the gods of e d g e.

13) How many pets do you own?

Five, unless you include the stray cats I feed outside that my mother doesn't let in.

14) What time were you born?

Like 8:30 am, I think.

15) Do you like beer?

Wine's better, but don't tell the law that I know that.

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Maybe.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Night Visions - Imagine Dragons back when they were good

18) Are you sarcastic?

Whattt?? Noooo, not meee... XD

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

Me, soon enough. Also my great uncle but that's not public knowledge

20) How many watches do you own?

Just the one.

21) Summer or winter?

Winter, except for Christmas. I hate Christmas. Too much pressure.

23) Favorite color to wear?

Black, grey, or dark green.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Pepsi.

25) What color is your cell phone?

BLACK, like my S O U L

26) Where is your second home?

My older brother's house.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

\_(ツ)_/

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Yea.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

One.

30) How many video games do you own?

Like 20 i dunno tho

31) What was your first pet?

This badass cat named Princess that jumped out the window (I lived on the second floor), ran off, and was never seen again.

32) Ever had braces?

God no

33) Do looks matter?

Not usually, no. Probably will once I get out of high school, though. After all, fist impressions are everything and I'd like people to treat me professionally.

34) Do you use chapstick?

Nope.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

That creepy health teacher, the English teacher that saved my goddamn life, and the principal I hate. God I can't wait until I never have to see her again.

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?

I don't own anything from either but thanks for asking

37) Are you too forgiving?

I forgive, but I never forget.

38) How many children do you want?

Dunno, probably none. Except for when I need someone to carry on the bloodline. And even then adoption is an option.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic.

Yea, so what? Fuckin normie

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Bagel.

41) Do you own a gun?

Bro wait til you see my nerf arsenal

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Uh do anime characters count? If not then it's still a yes but yknow something fuck love i have myself and i fucking love myself

43) When was the last time you cried?

Pfft. I never cry...

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Cry

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Olive Garden.

46) Have you ever called your teacher Mom/Dad?

No.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

My room is my castle.

48) Nicknames?

I have a friend that likes to call me "BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON" and I don't altogether mind it.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

Nope. She sounds like a bitch, though.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

Nope. Pretty sure my mom had an abortion there, though

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

That sounds like a great place honestly I wish I did.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Myself.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

God, no.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

Nah.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Mmmm...

57) Do you dye your hair?

No. I'm broke.

58) Does anyone like you?

Probably. I am amazing, after all.

59) What year were you born?

1915. The war was nigh.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Stewing in my black pit of nonexistence.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

I think I would die.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Good old McD's

63) Do you like yourself?

Pfft. Mostly. Still working on the more difficult parts~

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Mother, I suppose, because I have to live with her.

65) Favorite physical feature of the opposite gender?

Um your face, you have nice faces???? I dunno the opposite gender isn't altogether my thing

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

If you'd seen what I've seen you would be, too o.O

67) Enough of these questions!

If you say so.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile (Ah yes PUH-lease just so EVERYONE KNOWS I'm not one of those people)
If you hate people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile (you may think im hypocritical but i no i hate myself too).
If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile (rawr XD) (no but really i think i'm pretty out there) (i just realized that's not a good thing)
If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you’re one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve ever snuck onto fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both… copy and paste this on your profile.
99.99% of the teenagers in the world have Snap Chat account. If you’re part of the 0.01 percent of teens that does NOT have one, copy and paste this into your profile (snapchat filters during pirates of the carribean are funny tho).
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you’re against animal cruelty (crustacean boiling, horse murder, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! (PSA: I added the crustacean boiling one, because it's literally scientifically proven that lobsters and crabs feel pain and for some reason it's still not considered animal cruelty to fucking boil them alive)

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your." If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

I, DNACat, swear that on every story I read, I will review, whether it be criticism, praise, or just pointing out the flaws. I will burn with anger any time I see a story with twenty chapters and no reviews. So, I, shall review every story, whether I liked it or not. If you're with me, add your name: DNACat, xXArtisticDreamerXx, Snowcrystal of ThunderClan, FuturisticVampire...

Bold the ones that are you:

Bluestar:

You have a sister.

Your mom likes you more than your dad (both hate me).

You're in love in someone you shouldn't be allowed to.

Somebody you trusted betrayed you.

You're moody.

More than one person has a crush on you.

Total: 4

Firestar:

You have joined a group.

Your crush hated you at first.

You are very loyal.

You are easily suspicious.

You are like a leader.

Total: 4

Crookedstar:

You have broken a body part.

Your parents are divorced (never married but apart now i'm pretty sure that counts).

Your parents are divorced because of you.

You have a brother.

You want to be a leader.

Your mum hates you.

There is somebody evil trying to urge you on.

Total: 5

Tigerstar:

You are separated from your father.

You hate outsiders.

You have an evil side.

You physically tried to injure someone.

You are very aggressive.

You are aggressive because of someone.

You have a lot of scars on your body.

All/some of your siblings have died.

Total: 6

Scourge:

You are aggressive, but in the past you were innocent.

The reason you are aggressive is because someone had beaten you up.

Your siblings neglect you.

You are the youngest/smallest out of your siblings.

People fear you.

You like to explore.

Blood means everything.

Total: 3

Hollyleaf:

You threatened to kill/attack someone.

You have two brothers (I have five m8).

Your parents have lied to you.

You have run away from home, but returned.

You are daring.

You like to take matters into your own hands.

Total: 2

Jayfeather:

You have something wrong with your eyesight (almost literally blind without da glasses).

You have a brother and a sister.

You are very sharp-tongued.

Your mother isn't your real mother.

Your biggest choice in your life was a letdown.

You've experienced great loss (i hate these).

Total: 5

Ivypool:

You are thought to be evil but you're not.

You have a sister.

Your mum is very protective of you (yes but it's superficial).

You live in a world you shouldn't be.

You are in love with your sibling's crush

You and your sister do not have a good relationship.

Total: 3

Guilty or innocent: No explanations! Just Guilty if you have, Innocent if you haven’t :)

Asked someone to marry you? Guilty
Kissed one of your Facebook friends? Innocent
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
Ever told a lie? Guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? Quite guilty, considering Seto Kaiba is a fictional character also he's already in love with Yami
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty
Kissed a picture? Guilty
Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty
Fallen asleep at work/school? Haha my science teacher wanted to kill me XD
Held a snake? Guilty
Been suspended from school? Innocent
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent
Stolen from a store? Guilty, gotta eat somehow
Been fired from a job? Guilty
Done something you regret? Guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty
Kissed in the rain? Innocent
Sat on a rooftop? Guilty
Kissed someone you shouldn't? Innocent
Sang in the shower? Guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty
Shaved your head? Innocent
Slept naked? Innocent
Had a boxing membership? Innocent
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Guilty :(
Been in a band? I wish
Shot a gun? Guilty
Donated Blood? Guilty
Eaten alligator meat? Innocent
Eaten cheesecake? Guilty
Still love someone you shouldn't? Innocent
Have/had a tattoo? Innocent
Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty
Been too honest? Guilty
Ruined a surprise? Innocent
Ate in a restaurant and got so bloated that you couldn't walk afterwards? Guilty
Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty
Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you’re a guy) or man's clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty
Joined a pageant? Innocent
Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty
Had communication with your ex? Innocent
DATING Someone? Oh no, god forbid humans DATE
Get totally drunk one night when you had an important exam tomorrow morning? Innocent
A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/cab fare? Innocent
Get so totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty
Taken a bath by candle light? Innocent
Taken a bath/shower with someone else? Innocent
Been to court? Guilty
Been a witness to a crime? Innocent
Milked a cow? Innocent
Played in dirty water? Guil--wait whaddya mean by dirty
Spent the night in a hotel? Guilty
Drank milk from the carton? Guilty
Fell in love with an actor/actress? Guilty
Snuck into your own house? Innocent
Panicked because you missed your T.V show? Guilty
Played with fire? Guilty
Slept all day, stayed awake all night? Guilty
Had lice? Innocent
Had chickenpox? Innocent
Fought at school? Guilty
Spray painted a wall? Aggressively sharpied a wall
Stolen food? Guilty
Taken a picture with the president? Innocent
Taken a picture with your principal? Unfortunately
Peed from having a nightmare? Innocent
Sleep walked? Innocent, far's I know
E-mailed a stranger? Guilty
Talked to an operator? Guilty
Enjoyed your vegetables as a child? Guilty
Spoiled as a child? Guilty
Written love notes but never handed them out? Innocent; I don't write things without purpose ba ching
Think you're screwed up in the head? Guilty
Acted a fool in public? Guilty
Painted your own toes? Guilty
Selfish? Guilty
Conceited? Guilty
Been on TV? Innocent
Tired of this survey? Guilty
Forgot something majorly important? Guilty
Set off the fire alarm? Innocent
Had more than 5 alarms to wake you up in the morning? Guilty
Did 7 really eat 9? Guilty
Draw in class instead of doing your work? Guilty
Guys: have you ever taken your GF/BF out to the dollar movie theatre?
Girls: has your BF/GF ever taken you to the dollar movie theatre? Innocent
Enjoy music? Guilty
Spend more time on the internet than cleaning your room? Guilty
Want to be a monster? Innocent
Get embarrassed easy? Guilty
Is 7 your lucky number? Innocent
Are you an early bird? Innocent
Do you write poetry? Guilty
Know how to swim? Guilty
Have a hidden stash of money? Guilty
Clean your ears? Guilty
Like the sound of the ocean? Guilty

...I'm certain there was a point to that, if I think really hard about it...

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