My friends, we are entering the era of the Wario The TableMan Cinematic Universe. May the Great Spirit Mata Nui protect us all from the impending chaos...

Apparently the WTTMCU is horrifically mangled in terms of consistency and chronology. I am not responsible for any of this simply because I hardly know what qualifies as canon at this point... Basically all plotholes can be summed up with the fact that any character introduced will eventually become some sort of chaotic deity.

And yes, Bandana Dee is best boi. Zan is best grill.

Inspiring quotes by inspiring people~

"For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves." ~William Shakespeare

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

"Why look at the negative, DK?" ~Funky Kong

"Did Mozart give it a rest? Did the guy who wrote 'Ring Around the Rosie' give it a rest?" ~Arthur Read

"One day soon there'll be a smoke-belching factory here." ~Gex

"There's a lot of places that aren't your house." ~Dan Avidan

"You've turned into a big-time villain, doctor!" ~Sonic The Hedgehog

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma..." ~Patrick Star

"The name so nice, you gotta say it twice." ~Moto Moto

"What happens next, sir?" ~Franklin Stewart

"HI REGGIE!" ~Eiji Aonuma

"But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope?" ~Simba

"Talk about spicy and tasty!" ~Cilan

"I'm a cotton-headed ninnymuggins." ~Buddy the Elf

"Charming..." ~Kit Fisto

"Uh-oh! The truck have started to move!" ~Solid Snake

"First try... IDIOT!" ~Simpleflips

"These berries DON'T WORK!" ~Flik