"This power…" the mighty captain mused as he clenched the large blaster.

"What do you plan on doing with such a thing, Dougy?" asked Mewtwo, taking a sip of his tangy delight.

"I feel like I own all of Smashville now!" Captain Falcon smirked and pointed the blaster at Mewtwo.

Luigi gasped. "Put that thing down, Cap!"

Mewtwo shrugged. "He can't defeat me. I'm the Ultimate lifeform."

"I thought I was…" said Shadow the Hedgehog.

Mewtwo laughed because Sakurai will never reveal Shadow for Smash for some reason.

"Show me your moves!" roared Falcon as he pulled the trigger. Ink sprayed out and coated Mewtwo in an orange hue.

"Lookin' bumpin' snaz, homedawg!" Greninja quipped as he Shadow Sneaked by.

Mewtwo took another sip and set down his glass. "I am so mad right now…" he said calmly. Luigi gulped, he knew Mewtwo had snapped.

Lucas ran up with a blaster of his own. "Guys, I have immense power!" he cried as he aimed the blaster at Luigi and fired blue goop all over him.

"My wardrobe!" Luigi wailed.

Falcon saw the collateral damage done to Luigi's poppin' duds and gave Lucas a dirty look. "That was my kill, you mongrel!"

"Come at me, speedy boy," Lucas said cockily while cocking his eyebrow with utmost badditude. The two Smashers pointed their blasters at one another.

"What's going on here?" asked Kirby as he walked up to the impending skirmish.

"Some idiot left their ink gun lying around and now the Cap and Blondy are gonna whup major tush," explained Shadow as he took a sip of Mewtwo's bev.

"Blimey…" Kirby stroked his chin. He took off his shoes so that they wouldn't get all inky. He then stepped between Falcon and Lucas and caressed their faces with his caring toes.

"Outta my way, Kirby!" growled Lucas. "I'mma bop this fool!"

"Heh, if this twit needs some help learning his manners, maybe he should ask his mum," taunted Falcon.

Kirby sighed. "I see we've reached a dilemma…" He then pulled out his own ink blaster. "I guess I'll have to prove mah point!"

"Oh snap!" cried Inkling as she ran over to see what was happening. "What do they think they're doing with my Splattershots?"

Shadow continued to suck the life out of the drink. "It's okay, guns make everything better."

"I guess it's a threeway free-for-all, huh?" said Falcon with a smile.

"Better make it a fourway, baby," Mewtwo said as he jumped into the fray with his own Splattershot.

"Bruh, this is whack!" grinned Greninja. "Better lay on the juicy smooth moochers! Diggin' wit' dat swaggin homeboy action, G!"

Everyone just stared at Greninja in utter confusion. Falcon, Lucas, Kirby, and Mewtwo resolved the situation by blasting him out of existence.