The Anomalocaris
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Joined 07-13-15, id: 6936155, Profile Updated: 06-24-19
Author has written 6 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Xenoblade Chronicles, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Fire Emblem.

Introduction

An up-and-coming writer on this site.

If you're curious about the name, the anomalocaris is an extinct shrimp-like creature from the Cambrian era. They're really cool critters, and one of my favorite animals, so I figured I'd name myself after them.

My PM box is always open, though I can't promise I have much to talk about. I do always try to respond to reviews, however, if only to express gratitude.

I'm also available on Archive Of Our Own, under the same name (but with an underscore instead of a space).

Update: 12/14/18: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is fine and dandy, but how about that Smash 4 fic I've been writing for a few years, eh? Eh?

There's an update, check it out if you still care.


Writing projects

Current Projects:

Lost in Transition: A Super Smash Bros. fanfic that serves as an adventure set between Brawl and For 3DS/Wii U. To stop a multiversal threat, all the old veterans must come together (and meet all the newcomers along the way) and travel from world to world. Primarily a comedic parody, as evidenced by everybody being wildly out-of-character. Updates are sporadic. I'm aiming for around 45-50 chapters, though realistically I'll probably wrap the story up in a little over 30.

Upcoming Projects:

All upcoming projects are subject to change or termination at any time. It's my profile, I can do whatever the hell I want with it.

Unnamed semi-sequel to Lost in Transition: I call it a semi-sequel because it's not really the same genre as Lost in Transition; instead of an adventure, it's going to be more of an episodic situational comedy along the lines of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or other similar shows. However, it's set in the same universe as Lost in Transition, and as such will have the same absurd characterizations and some shared running gags. That being said, I intend to write it in such a way that one can read it without having read Lost in Transition. I actually have a lot of ideas for it already, more than even its prequel. That combined with its looser structure should mean updates won't be as sporadic. This one is DEFINITELY happening. I'm eager to start it, in fact.

Smack My Glitch Up: Also set in the same continuity as Lost in Transition. An examination of some of the more amusing glitches that can occur in the Super Smash Bros. series, and how characters would react to them occuring. May be run concurrently with the above sequel, may be saved for later, or may simply not happen, depending on how fast I write and how I feel.

Unnamed Fire Emblem Awakening fanfic: Set after the events of the game. It turns out Anna's actually been tallying up quite a large bill for her services rendered in the Ylissean army; large enough that Chrom has no way of paying it even with the whole country's treasury! So he does what any sensible leader would do and hands it off to his trusty tactician. How will Robin possibly pay off such a continental debt? Well, Anna's always wanted to expand into the restaurant business, and could always use some employees willing to work low-wage jobs...

Finished Projects:

Excluding one-chapter stories...

None yet. I'm a lazy asshole.

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Closing

I don't really take requests normally, but if you like my writing style and really want to see me write something small for you I suppose I could try, depending on how much I like the idea. But no promises.

I can beta-read if you want, maybe.

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Birthdays by inexplicablyspookified reviews
A little drabble I wrote a while ago. Based on a post-redemption arc Drawcia, where she lives (reluctantly) with Adeleine in her studio. Artists unite, I guess? Not ship material, because Adeleine's a kid. Don't Do That.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Adeleine, Drawcia
Metroid Prime: The Ed Hunters by Eds Maniac reviews
The first of the trilogy. After a scam goes sideways, Ed, Edd and Eddy find themselves scattered and stranded on the Chozo world of Tallon IV. With no other alternative, the three friends muster their courage, overcome their own faults, and travel across the lands in search of each other. However, the dark mysteries of this decaying world run far deeper than they realize...
Crossover - Metroid & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 161,421 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Ridley, Ed, Edd, Eddy
A Friend in Need by Feriku reviews
It's Blackquill's worst nightmare when Taka falls deathly ill, but he can't do anything for his friend from behind bars. Determined to help out, Athena talks Juniper into caring for the sick hawk. Warning: Dual Destinies spoilers.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - S. Blackquill, Athena C., Juniper W./Junie, Taka - Complete
Space Pirate Confederation by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
The story's always more interesting when it's about the villains. Throughout the series, Ridley sorely wishes this were not true. See what the pirates do behind the scenes on Zebes, Tallon IV, Aether, SR388 and the like; it all makes him hate life more.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,681 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Samus A., Ridley, Kraid
Group of Weirdos: Twilight Princess by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
One day, an unfortunate farm boy is quite literally dragged into a world saving adventure against his will. Fortunately, to help him he is able to recruit the... unstable bosses that he beats to assist in his cause. This is fated to go badly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,159 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Link, Midna, Majora's Mask
Group of Weirdos: Majora's Mask by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,274 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Ganondorf, Tatl - Complete
Class is in Session! by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Ganondorf thinks every fighter other than himself sucks and, being a nice person, takes them under his wing to increase their skills. They get more then they wanted though, as he has a personal vendetta against everyone, even those who he's never met...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 82,530 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Ganondorf
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
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Combat Manuals reviews
Nino discovers an unsettling secret beneath the Order of Heroes, and the Summoner won't stop talking in Thanos quotes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Nino, Summoner/Kiran - Complete
Lost in Transition reviews
The transition from Super Smash Bros. Brawl to Super Smash Bros. For 3DS/Wii U doesn't quite go as smoothly as everyone hoped... Join our loveable gang of idiots, sociopaths, and quasideity F-Zero racers as they gather their old friends up as well as meet new faces across dimensions, and deal with some old baddies causing trouble for the multiverse!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,042 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Wario, Donkey Kong, Robin (M), Metal Face
Reinhardt's Pickle of a Pickle reviews
The Lord of the Tiny Hands encounters his most fearsome foe yet. Will the Reinhardt prevail in these dire circumstances? Read to find out the SHOCKING TRUTH!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/29/2018 - Camus/Zeke/Sirius, Reinhardt, Hisame - Complete
How Beruka Destroyed But Then Saved Christmas! reviews
The heartwarming Christmas story of an emotionless assassin being subjected to a stupidly embarassing plot. When Beruka mistakes jolly St. Nick for an infiltrator and kills him like the murdering sociopath she is, she is unwillingly tasked with delivering the remaining presents in his stead. Will she succeed, and save Christmas? I dunno, read the title again, dummy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Garon, Beruka
Cold, Binding Metal reviews
A change of circumstances is not irony. What IS irony, in its purest form, is a man who bears the label of 'phantom' yet still draws breath.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2016 - S. Blackquill, Phantom - Complete
Satorl Guardian, Guardian of Satorl reviews
The untold story of the legendary guardian of Satorl Marsh. Think he was just a random filler boss with no backstory or plot significance? Think again!
Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Complete