A/N:

Hails: Little dit I did on Tumblr to distract myself from school starting. I find it amusing.

Rin stared at the nervous, twiddling exorcist in front of him and ignored the pillar of destructive blue flames behind him successfully. Today was not his day… or his week in general, and if sleep deprivation, barely completed homework, and a stalker demon daddy had anything to say about, it would only get worse. In three easy to say words, he was 'Not. Fucking. Amused.'

"What?" Rin snapped brusquely, threatening the nameless exorcist to make him late for Cram School that day.

"Um… Mr. Okumura, is… is that-"

"Satan? Yes," Rin answered sharply, shoulders slouching forward and books clutched tightly in his pale hands. Now that the nameless exorcist saw him up close, he couldn't help but notice the dark circles underneath his eyes. "He won't fuck off."

"Have a nice day at school, kiddo~ I love you!"

Rin cringed and his lips curled up vexedly. It was then that the situation clicked for the nameless exorcist. It seemed the demon spawn was suffering the repercussions of being Satan's son. Poor kid could use some slack for a bit.

"When has the Vatican scheduled my execution again?" Rin asked.

"They haven't made up their mind," The nameless exorcist said, writing on a slip he could give to Rin in the case that he was late. "But for your sake, I hope they do soon."

"Tell them that this week would be a good week to do it," Rin said, taking the paper slip as an excuse to walk into class tardy.

"Midterms?"

"Midterms."