Please don't read my fanfictions.

If it wasn't obvious already, this whole page is just a big pile of garbage. Since I intend to live up to my name... Here's a bunch of garbage!

If you beg your best friend to review your fanfics even though the majority of them are about series he/she isn't even into, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you dream about video game characters, copy and paste this on your profile.

People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're willing to join Team I-Don't-Give-A-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, Metaknight4ever, ThePersonofAwesomeness, kirbyaddict, Darkness78

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have a crush on a video game character, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that dumb Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple

scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile

If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, Liv the Waddle Dee, xEmilia, Mr Lawrence, GiratinaB,kirbyaddict, Darkness78

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

M ME MET META META- META-K META-KN META-KNI META-KNIG META-KNIGH META-KNIGHT! Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a proud Meta-Knight Fangirl then add your name to the list: PlushiePlush, Metaknight4ever, ThePersonofAwesomeness, kirbyaddict, Darkness78

If you think Meta knight should have his own video game that doesn't involve Kirby, but is still in the same series (Kind of like the Shadow the Hedgehog game) Copy and paste this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting high meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties? when your worst enemies were your siblings and race issues were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Sometimes life is just too vulgar, you agree? Don't stand there, C/P in the profile!

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree. (x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

...S... Put this ...H... On your ...A... Page ...D... If you're ...O... A fan of ...W... Shadow the Hedgehog ...!!... It shows you care!

YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (well, I wanted one, actually-- close enough!) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(3 at the most) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night You own/ed a Wii

Here are a list of bad jokes:

A man walks into a bar.He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?He neverlands!

(This joke never gets old.)What type of music do mummies listen to?WRAP MUSIC!

Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.

A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?"Get in the car."

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!

Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?The Holocaust!

What's a specimen?An Italian astronaut!

My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!

What does a baby computer call his father?Data!

Why did the blind man fall In the well?Because he couldn’t see that well!

Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?Because he was always Russian!

Why does Piglet smell?Because he plays with Pooh.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?A small medium at large!Knock knock

Whos there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery!

Did you hear the joke about the king? It ruled!

How many apples grow on a tree?All of them!

What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?A monster.

What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta!What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?Sneakers!

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

What kind of pictures do turtles take?Shellfies!

If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?

What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?Trombones!

Does anyone need an ark?I Noah guy.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?Feyoncé!

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?Because he was too far out!

Why did the snowman have a smiley face?Because he heard the snowblower was coming!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?Because gorillas have big fingers.

Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.

What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?Twerkey!

What did the red light say to the green light?Don't look, I'm changing!

Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?To get along little doggy!

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?Supplies!

How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?He wipes his butt.

Everyone asks where's Waldo… Nobody asks how's Waldo.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?Park in it, man!

What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?You let that sink in.

What does a vegan zombie eat?Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?A branch manager!

What is the number one cause of divorce?Marriage!

How does Harry Potter go down the hill?Walking. JK, rolling!

What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?I don't know and I don't care.

If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?A can't opener!

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?He PASTA away!

What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?A Spaghetto!

What's E.T. short for?Because he's only got little legs!

Why don't blind people go skydiving?Because it scares their dogs too much.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?You're too young to be smoking!

What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta!

How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?Elefino!

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?Christoper Walken

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?An irrelephant.

I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?Stay out of those places!

What did one bean say to the other bean?How you bean?

What does an elephant use for a tampon?A sheep!

What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?Ugly!

Why should you not write with a dull pencil?Because it's pointless.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 ate 9!

Why do ghosts love elevators?Because they lift their spirits!

My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?Dr. Dre

Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?Because she's probably thick and tired of it!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?He felt his presents!

What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?A nervous wreck.

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!

What was the foots favourite type of chips?Dori-toes!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

What do you call a masturbating cow?Beef stroking off!

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.The guardians of the galaxy!

My grandad has the heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I might have an open casket funeral...
Remains to be seen.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

Why was six afraid of seven?Because seven is a registered six offender

A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.

Why did princess Diana cross the road?Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

How do you make a clown cry?You kill his family.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?Dam.

If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?

What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?A monster.

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?Banned from the petting petting zoo!

Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?Because they can’t even!

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?Eye-matey!

A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

My girlfriend says she needs time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?

What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?A Thesaurus!

What did one hat say to another?You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet? Just the people who are in charge of that decision.

Where does Frosty keep his cash?In the snow banks!

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?Snow balls!

Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man comes up and exposes himself to them. Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach.

Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop

I eat mop who?

ಠ_ಠ

What didn't the melons get married?Because they cantaloupe!

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?He was picking his nose!

Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?To get along little doggy!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?Lickalotapus

Why do penguins walk softly?Because they can't walk hardly.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?You're too young to be smoking!

What's green and sings?Elvis Parsley!

What do you call a bear without any teeth?A gummy bear!

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?Bye Son!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?DUNGGGgggg

What is invisible and smells like carrots?Rabbit farts

Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.

What did the Leper tell the prostitute?Keep the Tip!

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?He won the "no-bell" prize!

How do you get a nun pregnant?Have sex with her!

What do clouds wear under their shorts?Thunderpants

What do you call a computer that sings?Adell!

What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?Juan on Juan.

How do think the unthinkable?With an itheberg!

Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they are shellfish!

An inebriated midget stumbles into a bar.

Midget: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease.

Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you.

Midget: Why not?

Bartender: Cos youre a little drunk!

What did sushi A say to sushi B?Wasa-b!

Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!

What do you call a blind dinosaur?Doyouthinkhesaurus

I heard Mars has no atmosphere. Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?What do we want?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them?
NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

How did the hipster burn his mouth?He sipped his coffee before it was cool!

How do crazy people get through a forest?They take the psycho-path!

What did the red light say to the green light?Don't look, I'm changing!

What do you call a camel in a drought?A dry humper!

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?Nobody knows!

Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?He was outstanding in his field!

How do you make a tissue dance?You put a little boogie in it!

What do you call a fish with two knees?A tunee fish!

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

How do you catch a bra?With a booby trap!

What would bears be without bees?Ears!

Why should you never eat a clock?It’s too time consuming!